III.--THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY.

(Concluded.)

[_SYNOPSIS OF PRECEDING INSTALMENT:--The great boxing boom is at its

height. A fight arranged between Smasher Mike and the famous

heavyweight champion. Mauler Mills, is arousing intense excitement

throughout the country. Nothing whatever is known of the Smasher,

and the betting is therefore 100 to 1 against him. Young Lord

Tamerton is at this time in desperate financial straits. His bosom

friend, Ralph Wonderson, who is in love with his sister, the

beautiful Lady Margaret Tamerton, prevails upon him to wager heavily

on Smasher Mike, and undertakes to put him in the way of obtaining a

loan of £5,000 for this purpose. Their conversation is overheard by

an agent of Sir Ernest Scrivener,_ alias _Marmaduke Moorsdyke, who

is the mortal enemy of Wonderson and is plotting to get Lady

Margaret Tamerton in his power._]

The vast area of Corinthia was crammed with eager spectators, whose eyes

were concentrated with feverish intensity on the raised platform in the

centre of the hall. In the seats near the ring, for each of which a

hundred guineas had been charged, sat the cream of Britain's

aristocracy, including Lord Tamerton and Lady Margaret Tamerton, for

whom two tickets in a plain envelope had been left that morning.

At last the preliminaries came to an end and Smasher Mike, clad in a

claret-coloured dressing-gown with yellow facings, crawled through the

ropes and went to his corner. As he raised his face to the lights a

murmur of amazement ran through the hall.

"_It's Ralph Wonderson!_" Lady Margaret gripped her brother's arm till

the perspiration stood out on his forehead.

"_It's Ralph Wonderson!_" The whisper passed from lip to lip, merging

presently into a burst of cheering as Mauler Mills scrambled up to the

platform, wearing an electric-blue dressing-gown with green facings and

pink sash.

Ralph sat motionless in his corner, watching his gigantic adversary with

a pleasant smile and softly whistling the air of a popular song. At

length the referee leisurely entered the ring. As he did so, Ralph gave

a violent start and Lady Margaret gripped her brother's arm till his

teeth chattered. _The referee was not the popular Algernon Mittens, as

had been announced, but Sir Ernest Scrivener!_

Lord Tamerton stared up at the ring with ashen lips. With such an

official in charge nothing but a miracle could save Ralph Wonderson from

being disqualified in the first round. The House of Tamerton was more

utterly ruined than ever.

But in thirty seconds Ralph, trained in many sports to meet all

emergencies, had summed up the situation and decided upon his course of

action.

The gong sounded and the two pugilists advanced warily towards each

other. Suddenly Ralph lashed out a terrific right which, as he intended,

missed the Mauler by a foot. Unable, apparently, to retain his balance,

he swung completely round with the impetus of the blow, and his clenched

fist landed squarely upon the referee's jaw. Sir Ernest shot high over

the ropes and crashed down on the Dowager Duchess of Cumbersea, whence

he rebounded with terrible force into the arms of the Marquis of

Meltington.

After a brief delay all three were removed to the hospital.

* * * * *

The fight, under a new referee, was in its twentieth round. Not a sound

could be heard beyond the shuffling of the pugilists' feet and the thud

of fist on flesh.

Feinting with his left, the Mauler clinched heavily with his right, but

Ralph foiled the attack with a clever half-nelson. Again Mills swung his

right, and again Ralph parried the blow, this time by sending his left

to the funny-bone and thus paralysing the arm. He then dashed in and

uppercut his opponent severely on the occiput. Mauler Mills staggered to

the ropes, to which he clung frantically in order to preserve his

balance.

A savage roar went up from the crowd, roused now to a pitch of frenzied

excitement. "Now you've got him! Finish him! Put him out!" they shouted.

But Ralph, chivalrous as always, drew back, bowed formally to his

opponent and quietly awaited his recovery.

Presently, after a courteous enquiry and an assurance from the Mauler

that he was quite ready, the pair exchanged a warm handshake and renewed

their combat.

Taking a deep breath, Ralph advanced with cat-like tread and flashing

eyes upon his adversary. Knowing from painful experience what to expect,

the latter circled cautiously away, covering his face with his hands.

But Ralph, realising that time was short, determined not to be baffled.

Combining the agility of the chamois with the ponderous strength of the

hippopotamus, he crouched low and sprang like a tiger through the air

upon the unhappy Mauler, striking him full on the solar plexus. White to

the lips, the Mauler fell squirming to the floor, while Ralph

nonchalantly adjusted a lock of hair which had floated loose.

"_One--two--three ..._" the voice of the referee was like the voice of

inexorable Fate ... "_four--five--six ..._" Lady Margaret gripped her

brother's arm till his hair stood on end ... "_seven--eight ..._" The

Countess of Snecks fainted with a loud shriek ... "_nine--Out_"!

The great fight was won. The House of Tamerton was saved.

Clad in his claret-coloured dressing-gown, the new champion pressed his

_fiancée_ against the yellow facings and stroked her fair hair fondly

with his boxing-gloves.

"My little wife!" he whispered.

And the vast area of Corinthia rang with emotional cheers.

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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, September 2nd, 1914 · 第 38 / 40 题