THE WAR SPIRIT

_Park Lane._

DEAREST DAPHNE,--There was a big party of us at the Clackmannans' Scotch

place, Blairbinkie, when all these fearful things began to happen--and

now where are we all? The Flummery boys and ever so many more of the

party are at the front with their regiments. The Duke of Clackmannan is

at the head of the Clackmannan Yeomanry. Norty's gone off to help take

care of the East coast, and it's lucky to have _him_ helping to protect

it and keep watch, for if there's _anybody_ who could see things coming

sooner than anybody else it's Norty!

Stella, Beryl, Babs and your Blanche are all back in Town, and when

we're not taking lessons in nursing we're sewing at flannel. I make

Yvonne do my hair quite, _quite_ plainly, and I'm giving my jewels to my

country. I've already given my dear collar of pearls. I gave that first

because I love it best of all my jewels, because it can _never_ be

replaced, and because pearls suit me better than _any_ other stone.

All our first fingers are covered with pricks and look immensely horrid,

but we glory in it and won't even put any cold cream on them! As I said

yesterday afternoon, when we were all sewing away at flannel, if _any_

woman, I don't care _who_, offered me her hand and I saw that the first

finger was _smooth_ I'd refuse to take it! Beryl must needs weigh in

with, "But, my dear Blanche, she wouldn't offer you her _left_ hand!

It's the _left_ forefinger that gets punished in needlework." "The

principle is the same," I answered coldly. "And besides, some people are

left-handed." Beryl has decent qualities, I know, and one doesn't want

to find fault with anyone just now, but she was always like that--and

her _hemming_, dearest!

Babs is wild to go to the front, but I say she'd be only a nuisance

until she knows more about nursing. Someone told me the other day,

_à propos_ of untrained women going to the front and hindering instead of

helping, that during the last war a poor dear in one of the hospitals

had his hair parted _fifty_ times in an hour by _fifty_ different

people, and nearly got brain-fever.

There was a man in the party at Blairbinkie who, before we were at war,

talked _fervidly_ of what he should do for his country if trouble came.

I had not liked Hector Swankington the least little bit before that, but

when he said that, in the event of war, he would raise a troop at his

own expense, call it "Swankington's Horse" and lead it himself "wherever

the fighting was hottest," I thought I'd not done him justice. So I

listened to him and approved and encouraged the plan. And then the storm

burst and we all scattered. The other morning I met him in the Park when

I was taking my early walk. He asked if I would dine with him some

evening at the "Iridescent," and I said it was not a time for dining at

restaurants. "No," he agreed, "it certainly isn't now all the French

cooks are gone; and what an idiotic idea this is about reducing the

number of courses at dinner! Silly rot, I call it!"

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