Those who saw the ensuing event were to boast of it afterward, and those

who had not seen it were to pretend that they had.

“Pig!” she cried full in his face, and swinging high her parasol, broke

it over the hat of eight reflections. Carrying the remains of the

parasol with her, she stalked, always magnificent, into the street.

Vaguely, Ventrillon removed the ruin from his head, and stared at it,

stupefied. The crowd was wild with restrained excitement, but he heard

not their whispers, or even their sudden, suppressed little outbursts of

high-strung laughter. The portrait was destroyed. The Belletaille hated

him. She had made him ridiculous. _Tout Paris_ would reject him. There

were now no future commissions on which to count. He was hungry, he had

not a sou, and even the hat of eight reflections was a wreck in his

hand.

Ventrillon reflected. This was his to-morrow, his to-morrow at

Volland’s.

SEVENTH REFLECTION

But certain fierce and earnest words whispered in his ear with excited

persistency began at last to penetrate the vacuum of his deadened brain.

Puzzled, he turned to face the speaker.

A thin, blond young man with white eyelashes was begging anxiously:

“I’ll give you a hundred francs for that hat! I’ll give you two hundred!

I’ll give you five hundred----”

Ventrillon blinked. Then his brain cleared, as does the atmosphere with

lightning.

“No!” he thundered in a voice which filled the room. “_Nom de dieu!_

No!” And Ventrillon was himself again.

“A chair!” he shouted. “Somebody find me a chair!”

Nobody knew what was going to happen next, but everybody was ready and

delighted to do anything which might promote its happening. From

somewhere a chair was passed over the heads of the crowd. Ventrillon

mounted upon it.

For a moment he paused. The beauty of his young face and the verve of

his pose commanded a spontaneous burst of applause; but as he opened his

mouth to speak, the noise died quickly into breathless silence.

“_Messieurs et ’dames_,” he cried, “Regard me this hat! There is none

other like it. Never has such a thing happened before, and never will it

happen again. Here is the unique hat crushed by the umbrella of the

great Belletaille, and merely to own it is to render yourself famous.

Now attend to this extraordinary fact! I, Odillon Ventrillon, stand here

upon this chair, willing to part with this treasure. It is incredible,

but, _messieurs et ’dames_, how much am I bid?”

This turn of affairs was not banal; it was not at all banal. And it was

perfectly true that the shapeless hat which Ventrillon was offering was

already historic. It was on a par with the shoes of Catherine de’ Medici

in the Musée de Cluny. The highest bidder would be the envied of _tout

Paris_.

“Six hundred francs,” piped the tenor of the blond youth, breaking the

silence.

“A thousand francs,” cried an extravagantly dressed South American,

enjoying himself hugely. There was a burst of applause.

“Ah, no, monsieur,” regretted Ventrillon; “there will be higher bids

than that.”

“Two thousand,” abruptly announced an ambitious lady, wearing pink

pearls, from the midst of a group of her three daughters dressed exactly

alike in yellow cotton.

“Only _two thousand francs_!” shouted Ventrillon. “Madame, you do

yourself the injustice of underestimating its value.”

“Two thousand, five hundred,” recklessly screamed the blond youth. The

ambitious lady turned pale.

“O _Maman_,” cried the eldest of her three daughters, “bid again! We are

so rich, and he is so beautiful!”

“Yes, _Maman_!” urged the other two, breathlessly. A ripple of amusement

spread through the crowd.

“Two thousand, five hundred, and seventy-five,” announced that lady with

excessive poise, and switched a superior smile over the entire assembly.

But the bidding became general, and little by little the price went up.

The hat was now the sensation of Paris; every franc bid increased the

sensation; and _tout Paris_, which lives on sensation, bid on. Then

entered the lists a modest little gentleman with a pince-nez, a _nouveau

riche_ of the war, who felt himself intruding wherever he went. His

timid voice becoming weaker with every increase until at last it was

only a whisper, he began persistently overtopping every bid made.

“Four thousand, forty-five,” bid the blond youth.

“Four thousand, fifty,” bid the gentleman in the pince-nez.

“Four thousand, fifty-five,” bid the lady in pearls.

“Four thousand, sixty,” bid the gentleman in the pince-nez, almost

automatically.

The lady in pearls set her jaw.

“Four thousand, sixty-one,” she pronounced grimly.

The blond youth mopped his overheated brow and shot his bolt.

“Four thousand, _eighty_!” and, immediately over-bid by the little

gentleman in the pince-nez, rushed frantically from the room. Another

bid in a voice without identity.

“Five thousand miserable little francs!” thundered Ventrillon,

scornfully. “And the rate of exchange, what it is? _Bon dieu!_ It is an

insult to Mademoiselle Belletaille!”

But the sum was already beyond even reason of unreason; it was as if a

cold wind had blown into the room. Ventrillon became sensitive to the

situation.

“Five thousand, five hundred,” suddenly whispered the little gentleman

in the pince-nez.

“Five thousand, five hundred,” shouted Ventrillon, quickly. “Going,

going---” For a moment there was dead silence.

“O _Maman_,” excitedly cried the eldest daughter of the lady in pearls,

“is it too late?”

“_Chut!_” hissed the mother, pinching her daughter’s arm until she

squealed.

“Gone,” thundered Ventrillon, with finality--“gone to the dignified

monsieur in the pince-nez.”

That little man advanced conspicuously to take possession. The crowd

cheered wildly. Volland made his way in through the uproar.

“Of course, my friend,” he said genially, rubbing his hands before the

chair of Ventrillon, “you will not forget my commission. A hat is not

art, to be sure, but I am accustomed to 10 per cent. on sales made in my

galleries.”

Ventrillon, with an air, peeled off five hundred-franc notes and one

fifty from the huge packet the dignified little monsieur with the

pince-nez had produced from his pockets, and presented them to Volland.

He who was accustomed to wearing a hat of eight reflections went

bareheaded that evening to his garret.

“But,” reflected Ventrillon, “one _never_ wears a hat to eat. Politeness

forbids.” And that night he would dine extravagantly.

EIGHTH REFLECTION

At noon the next day Ventrillon woke from the long slumber of the well

fed to a nervous knocking at his door.

“Who is there?” he roared angrily.

“_Chut! Chut!_ But it is I,” loudly whispered the awed voice of the

concierge. “There is a lady below----”

“Tell her I cannot see her.”

“_But_, monsieur, she _says_ that she is the great Mademoiselle

Belletaille of the Opéra Comique.”

Ventrillon started in alarm. Perhaps that astonishing woman had come

with a gun.

“Tell her I cannot see her.”

“But, monsieur, she resembles precisely her photographs in

‘Excelsior’----”

“I don’t care whose photographs she resembles----” But he stopped short,

for he heard the footsteps of the Belletaille herself running up the

stairs.

Ventrillon leaped from his bed, and in his bare legs and shirt flung

himself against the door.

“Open your door to me!” cried the ecstatic voice of the Belletaille.

“Have you seen the morning papers? You cannot refuse me the pleasure of

grasping your hand! The name of that Fanny Max does not appear. There

was no room for it. She had not even the distinction of being among

those present.”

“But, mademoiselle,” protested Ventrillon, “I cannot see you.”

“_Tout Paris_ is wild with the news,” the Belletaille rushed on; “even

your head-size appears in the papers. It was a clever idea of me to

destroy that portrait, was it not? Even as I plunged it into my own

likeness, I felt that I plunged my little knife into the heart of that

creature. But you have surpassed me. It was a stroke of genius. And what

an advertisement for my American tour! I must kiss you on both your

cheeks----”

“But, mademoiselle,” cried Ventrillon, in agony. “I am not dressed.

Would you have me receive you in my shirt?”

“Then open your door a little way. All the world will want to know you

now; but can you not come to me this afternoon? We must begin another

portrait. Open it only a little way! Permit me to give you the present I

have brought you.”

Ventrillon allowed her to intrude a large bandbox through the gap of the

partly opened door. When she had gone, he examined it, gingerly; he

wondered if she had handed him an infernal machine. He had heard of such

things, and could not trust her honeyed words.

He placed it on his table, and opened it by cautiously cutting away

pieces of its sides with his pocket-knife. When all the cardboard had

been cut away, there stood upon his table, crown-side down, and filled

with scarlet amaryllis, a hat, a magnificent hat, an elegant hat, a

formidable hat, a hat which was all there was of chic, a genuine

glistening stove-pipe hat, an authentic hat of eight reflections.

Ventrillon stared. It was really true that he was higher in the favour

of the Belletaille than ever. He was probably the most talked-of person

in Paris. He could that afternoon begin another portrait, and a greater

celebrity than he had ever hoped for was within his grasp. There was

even before him on his table a shining hat of eight reflections in which

to walk before the admiring eyes of _tout Paris_.

Now the concierge, who, fascinated, had remained behind to peek in at

the crack of the door, saw a strange thing. When she reported it eagerly

to him that evening, her worthy spouse remarked that now he knew what

had become of that bottle of _eau-de-vie_ his uncle had sent up from the

country, and he was not a man to be taken in by a woman’s lies, even

when she was sober.

Slinging its contents of scarlet amaryllis about the floor, Ventrillon

snatched the hat from the table, placed it accurately in the seat of his

chair, and sat upon it.

“It is curious, old fellow,” he reflected aloud, without rising from the

inchoate mass it had become--“it is curious how strange one always feels

when one discovers that one has been human. But to-night you and

I--_you_ and _I_ are going together to the Closerie des Lilas. May the

francs in my pocket persuade our friends to be merciful!”

So far as the concierge could ascertain, he was addressing a rusty,

broad-brimmed black felt hat which hung shapeless from a nail on the

opposite wall.

Which, of course, was absurd.

HOME-BREW

BY GRACE SARTWELL MASON

From _Saturday Evening Post_

“Of course, they’re all dears, my family,” said Alyse; “but as fiction

material there is nothing to them; no drama, you know; no colour; just

nice, ordinary, unimaginative dears. They’re utterly unstimulating.

That’s why I can’t live at home, and create. They don’t understand it,

poor dears; but what could I possibly find to write about at home?”

She crushed down upon her hair, with its Russian bob, a sad-coloured hat

of hand-woven stuff, and locked the door of a somewhat crumby room over

the Rossetti Hand-Loom Shop, where she worked half time for a half

living. A secondhand typewriter accounted for the other half; or, to be

quite truthful, for a fraction of the other half. For her father, plain

George Todd, helped out when the typewriter failed to provide.

She then betook herself on somewhat reluctant feet to the nearest

Subway. For this was her evening at home with her unstimulating family;

and though she was fond of them all, her predominating feeling for them

was a mixture of amusement, tender tolerance, and boredom. Moreover,

they lived in Harlem, which was a deplorable wilderness, utterly lacking

in atmosphere and a long, long way from the neighbourhood of the

hand-loom shop.

In the Subway, miraculously impelled through the bowels of the earth,

Alyse--or Alice, as she had been christened--refrained from looking at

the faces opposite her. The Subway does something curious to faces. It

seems to drain all life out of them; it strips from them their defensive

masks and exposes the deep and expressive scars of existence. A secret

and hidden soul comes out in each Subway face. But Alyse averted her

eyes.

“Dear me,” she sighed, “how dull they are! Isn’t there any beauty left

in the world?”

Her father and his chum, Wally, were just ahead of her as she came up

from the Subway depths. They were wending their way to their respective

homes, having come up from downtown together, as was their invariable

custom. Alyse gazed at their middle-aged backs without seeing anything

unusual about them. Just two plodding men, getting tubby about the

waist, with evening papers under their arms, walking along, not saying

much. But when they reached George Todd’s door, they would look at each

other, and the passer-by might well have stopped and taken off his hat,

as before something rare and soul-satisfying. For here was perfect peace

in friendship.

But all they said was: “S’long. See you to-night, ol’ hoss.” Or, “See

you t’morrow mornin’, Georgie.”

Alyse had heard the tale of her father’s miraculous re-union with Wally

so many times that it meant nothing to her. It seemed that as boys they

had lived within two doors of each other in a small New England town,

and they had been inseparable. First thing in the morning and last thing

at night they were whistling outside each other’s windows; they owned a

dog in common; and when George had scarlet fever, Wally nearly died from

anxiety. Then, at sixteen, life had borne them in different directions.

Wally drifted finally to Alaska and George got a job in New York. For a

time they corresponded, but after a while letters began to come back to

George marked Not Found, and then in a roundabout way he heard of

Wally’s death.

Although George Todd was happily married, with a growing family, he

admitted that the world would never seem quite the same to him with

Wally out of it. Then came the happening that convinced him there are

mysterious and unexplainable things in the world, say what you like. He

was coming home from work one night, walking from the Subway rather more

slowly than usual and enjoying the spring twilight, when in some strange

way his heart stirred. He remembered how on evenings such as this he and

Wally used to play a game in which one tossed a ball over the house to

the other and gave a peculiar call. The middle-aged George declared

that all of a sudden he could hear this call, and wanting to fix it in

his memory, he endeavoured to imitate it by whistling its rather

melancholy intervals.

And at his whistle a man walking in front of him suddenly whirled and

stared at him. It was Wally--Wally, with a newspaper in his pocket and a

bundle of shirts from the laundry under his arm. He had been living

within half a block of George for two years.

When her father told this story to Alyse he always at this point gave

her an affectionate poke.

“Now there’s a story for you, Allie. You write up about Wally being

washed out to sea and given up for dead and working his way around the

world, and finally settling down in Harlem right next door to his old

chum. And that about the whistle. What was it made me think of that old

call?”

Alyse would explain that it was coincidence, and coincidence was the

lowest form of literary life. She was patient about it, but there was

nothing stimulating to her creative imagination in Wally and that

come-and-find-me voice he had listened to half his life. Still less was

she stimulated by her father, George Todd, owner of a feed and grain

business of the most eccentric instability. He was a dear, and she loved

him; but she hoped as they all sat down to supper that he wouldn’t begin

to joke her about her work or offer her the plot for a story.

It was a spring evening and the dining-room windows were open to the two

lilac bushes which Alyse’s mother had nursed for years in the narrow,

sooty back yard. The room was filled with an unreal light, as if the air

was full of golden pollen dust. And something else, invisible and

palpitant, was in the air of the homely room, something not to be seen

but only sensed. Some intense preoccupation a sympathetic eye could have

noted in three of the faces around the table.

“Well, well, we’re all dressed up to-night,” said George Todd, unfolding

his napkin. “Look at Miggsy, Allie. Won’t she knock somebody’s eye out

to-night?”

Alyse looked at her young sister, Mildred, aged sixteen. Mildred

blushed, fidgeted, pouted entreatingly at her father. She was a thin

little beauty, with a soft cloud of corn-silk hair about her face. In

her red mouth desire and wistfulness mingled. To-night her eyes were

stretched and brilliant. She twitched at the table silver and appeared

to have no appetite.

“Eat your spinach, dearie.” Her mother’s eyes brooded over her tenderly.

“I thought you liked it creamed.”

“I do, but---- Goodness, mother, is that clock right? I must fly!”

“But there’s chocolate pudding for dessert, dear.”

“Now, Miggs, finish your dinner. Why be so fidgety?”

Mildred looked in desperation from her father to her mother.

“But I don’t want any dinner, please! I--I have to be there early.

Please let me go now, Mother.”

She danced from one foot to the other, the secret excitement in her eyes

threatening to change to anger. She had spent most of the time since she

came home from school that afternoon in front of her mirror, and she was

now exquisitely polished, powdered, and perfumed. From under the fluff

of hair over each ear an earring of blue to match her eyes dangled.

Alyse disapproved of the earrings and of the general effect of Milly

to-night. She made a mental note to speak to her mother about letting

the child go out so many evenings. But beyond the earrings and the

general overstrung and overdressed effect she did not penetrate. She

made no attempt to interpret the secret excitement in her young sister’s

eyes. The affairs of a girl of sixteen were too inane and foolish to be

taken seriously.

At the table when Milly had gone flying up the stairs there remained

Alyse, her father and mother, Eddie, twenty-one, and Aunt Jude. Alyse

glanced around the table and suppressed a sigh. The monotony of the

lives of her family sometimes oppressed her. Take her mother, for

instance. She seldom went outside the house except to church or to an

occasional motion picture with Wally and George. All day she did

housework or looked after Grandma Todd when Aunt Jude was at work. She

did not have a cook because of a queer passion for feeding her family

herself. But when she had them all there in front of her, ranged around

the long table, and she had put on to their plates the well-cooked,

savoury dishes they liked, she would sit eating little herself, looking

from one to the other with her slightly anxious, tender glances, while

gradually an expression of peace and satisfaction stole into her face;

and Alyse wondered what her mother was getting out of life.

Take Eddie, also. No one, except perhaps his mother in odd moments, ever

got a peep-in at Eddie’s thoughts. Alyse was of the opinion that he

didn’t have any. There had been a time when she had tried to bring Eddie

out by coaxing him down to her rooms over the hand-loom shop and

introducing him to some of the girls she knew. But those clever and

voluble maidens had abashed Eddie unspeakably, and Alyse had let him

lapse back into his own plodding life. He apparently had no imagination.

Soon after he left high school he had gone to work for a seed house

downtown--George Todd badly needing help that year with the family

expenses--and there he still was. Alyse hadn’t the slightest idea what

were his amusements. Saturday and Sunday afternoons he generally

disappeared, and when asked what he had been doing, he had been to a

ball game or just taking a stroll around. He subscribed to a marine

journal, which seemed strange reading for a packer in a seed house.

And there was Aunt Jude. Really, when you considered everything, what

had Aunt Jude to live for?

Judith Todd was at that moment preparing a tray for Grandma Todd, who

was having one of her faint spells and declined to come down to supper.

With her long, slender fingers moving deftly, Judith made the tray

inviting with the china she had bought especially for it. She had

hurried her own supper so as to have plenty of time for the tray, and

she moved from the table to the sideboard with the air of detached and

ironic competence she sometimes wore when she was, as Alyse said,

spoiling Grandma Todd. She was George Todd’s younger sister,

thirty-eight, a spinster with the reputation of having been in her youth

very high-spirited, adventure-loving, and moreover with a streak of

queerness about her. As, for instance, her ambition to be a sculptor. In

those days and in the Todds’ native village a girl might as becomingly

have wanted to be a circus rider. It was said there had been some stormy

scenes over days wasted in the attic with messy clay. But finally life

itself had put a bit between her teeth--life and her mother’s

well-timed heart attacks. Her father had failed in business and died,

George had married early, and the brunt of taking care of her mother had

fallen to Judith.

After a while she had brought her mother to George’s house, which helped

George out with expenses and enabled Judith to make a living for

herself. It was the nature of her job that convinced Alyse there

couldn’t be anything in that old story about Aunt Jude’s having wanted

to be an artist. It was such an absurd job. She worked for one of those

concerns that produce novelties--favours, table decorations, boudoir

dolls--designing many of these silly fripperies, often making them with

her own hands. She had remarkable hands.

If she had an ounce of talent, Alyse decided, how could Aunt Jude go on,

year after year, squandering herself on these silly and often grotesque

objects? Alyse felt that it would have killed her to have so degraded

her talent.

But Judith actually appeared to get a certain amount of fun out of the

dreadful things. She would bring home samples of her handicraft and

bedeck the supper table with tiny fat dolls in wedding veils, droll

birds and beasts in coloured wax, and so on. And in one of her high

moods she could set the family to laughing with a single tweak at one of

these grotesqueries. On these occasions a gay and malicious sparkle

would come into her dark eyes, and her laugh would be high and reckless,

rather like a person who has taken a stiff drink to ease up an ancient

misery.

Two evenings a week she went out, no one knew where. Alyse had seen her

once at the opera, leaning far out from the highest gallery, a frown

between her brows, seeming to watch rather than to listen, with a wild

brightness in her dark eyes. The general impression of the family was

that these regular evenings away from home had something to do with her

work. On these particular evenings there was always a breathless air

about her. She would hasten in from the street, and as she climbed the

stairs to her mother’s room her face would stiffen as if for conflict.

For Grandma Todd resented these evenings.

“Traipsin’ off,” she called it. “Lord knows where. Something will happen

to you, coming home alone after ten o’clock. I don’t think you’d better

go out to-night, Judith. My heart has been fluttering this afternoon.

If I have to lie here worrying all evening I shall probably have a bad

spell.”

And then into her daughter’s face would come the expression of a person

swimming painfully against the tide. Love and pity had overcome her at

every turn of her life, until at last she had almost nothing of herself

left, except her freedom for these two evenings. As if the call of them

was more imperative, even than her long habit of abnegation, she fought

for them with a sort of desperation.

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