“_Elle a du chic; elle a positivement du chic_,” said the Duchesse
d’Avit to her friends, in her great astonishment at the appearance and
manner of the daughter of the house.
“It’s easy to look _chic_ when one’s got as good a figure as she has,”
said one of the other ladies, rather crossly. “She does _look_ like a
well-bred person, I admit, but I dare say the cloven foot will show in
some way or another.”
They all watched for it with curiosity, so far at least as they
troubled themselves to notice her at all. But they failed to perceive
it. They found that she rode extremely well, and played wonderfully
well too, but no one got on with her. She was extraordinarily silent,
and they could not divine that she held her tongue so obstinately
because she feared every moment that some stinging word would escape
her.
The week seemed to her a year. She could not see the comedy of the
thing as Framlingham had advised her to do. She could only resent
helplessly, censure mutely, despise unavailingly, and suffer secretly.
She might have been some doomed queen, passing from the prison to the
scaffold; and all the incessant chatter and laughter around her awoke
no echo in her; it always sounded to her derisive, a mockery of the
absurdity of William Massarene masquerading as a country gentleman. She
had read a good deal of philosophy, but she could not practice any.
The only tolerable moments of the day or night to her were when she
was alone in her own rooms with a stray rough large dog of nondescript
breed she had found and adopted.
“If you must have a filthy beast of that kind, why don’t you buy
a decent bred one?” said her father. “They price ’em as high as a
thousand guineas at the shows.”
“A dog who will sell for a thousand guineas,” she replied, “will never
want friends as long as the world is of its present complexion.”
William Massarene swore an ugly oath.
“Why will you rile your father in that way?” said Margaret Massarene,
as he left the room. “You know gold’s his god. And let me tell you,
my dear, that if ye’d ever known what ’tis to want it, ye’d tell a
different tale. You’ve never had to want nor to wait for naught, for
when ye was little I never stinted ye. Your brothers had died of the
hard life, and you’d come late when I could do more for ye. Your
father’s a great man, my dear, and you should respect him, if there be
failings as ye would change in him.”
“No doubt you are right, mother,” said her daughter humbly.
Perhaps, she thought, she was too unmindful of all that they had done
for her. But, oh, if they had only left her to teach their letters to
little rough children in the back woods, or play the harmonium in some
little iron church buried in the pine gloom of some clearing!
“You must stay in my rooms,” she said to the dog, “and only go out
with me and never chase the deer, nor go into the covers, for you are
in a civilized country which prides itself on its progress and piety,
and whose men of light and leading slaughter harmless creatures for
pleasure every season of the year. You are a mongrel, they say, poor
boy? Well, I believe you are. But ‘hath not a Jew eyes?’ Has not a
mongrel nerves to wince, and a heart to ache, and a body to feel cold
and pain and hunger, and a fond soul to love somebody, if there be only
somebody to love him?”
And the dog looked at her with his pathetic golden-brown eyes and
understood, and was comforted.
Katherine Massarene, in her ignorance of the manifold wheels within
wheels of a temperament and character like that of her father’s most
honored guest, thought that at least Lady Kenilworth showed some decent
feeling in not being accompanied by Lord Brancepeth.
In point of fact she had not brought Harry because she retained a vivid
recollection of his expressed desire to be allowed to ally himself
with the heiress of Vale Royal. Besides, Harry, like greater men, had
substitutes, and one of them had come down with her; a very agreeable
and accomplished foreign diplomatist whose wife was remaining at
Sandringham, a gentleman who would have been able to add many chapters
to the _Psychologie de l’Amour_, who considered that brevity was the
soul of love as of wit; and who had a good-humored contempt for Harry,
such as very clever persons who are also amiable feel for other persons
not very clever whom they are outwitting with discretion and amusement.
“_Pauvre garçon! il prend la chose en bon père de famille_,” he said
once, looking at Harry carrying little Gerry on his shoulders, with
Jack clinging to his coat-pockets, in the park at Staghurst.
The gentleman preferred episodes which could be enjoyed like
cigarettes, but, in this to cigarettes superior, leave no ash nor even
a bit of burnt paper behind them. This distinguished representative of
a Great Power was met by Mr. Massarene early one morning, when he went
to see if the heating-apparatus in the corridor was duly at the proper
degree of caloric in the long tapestry-hung gallery which led to the
Bird rooms, and led nowhere else. He was so unpleasantly astonished at
the meeting that he stared open-mouthed at the elegant form of this
gentleman, who, after a rapid glance round, which told him that to
conceal himself was impossible, sauntered on calmly till he was close
to his host, who kept the knob of an open valve in his hand.
“I hear you have some wonderful Battersea and Chelsea in there,
Monsieur,” he said with his soft meridional accent. “Miladi Kenilworth
kindly offered to show it to me, but her maid says she is gone in the
garden.”
Mr. Massarene, to whom the words were somewhat unintelligible
from their foreign pronunciation, only heard distinctly Battersea
and Chelsea, names to him only suggestive of Primrose Habitations
and political gatherings. He repeated the words mechanically and
apologetically.
“Faïence,” said the diplomatist in explanation; “china birds, very
rare, very old, very curious.”
Mr. Massarene’s countenance cleared a little. “Oh, yes I believe there
is some old china in that apartment. I could take your Excellency in
to see it if Lady Kenilworth has gone out; did her maid say that she
had?”
Though the ambassador’s countenance was trained to express nothing it
did express for an instant a lively alarm.
“Oh, some other time, on some other occasion,” he said hurriedly. “It
would not do at all to go into a lady’s chambers in her absence.”
Mr. Massarene felt that he had committed a solecism in proposing such a
thing. Yet to his homely mind it seemed a still greater offence to go
into her chamber when she was present.
He was perplexed, and uncertain of his ground, and intimidated by the
rank and aspect of this notable foreigner; but he looked with an odd
expression in his eyes at the dressing-gown of old-gold silk lined
with pale rose plush in which the slender person of the visitor to the
china birds was arrayed. It might be the custom for dilettanti to pay
early morning visits in this kind of attire to see works of art, but he
did not think that it was so. He was oppressed, amazed, annoyed, what
his guest in the dressing-gown would have called _ombrageux_, and two
conflicting feelings were at work within him: one a sombre jealousy
and the other that offended sense of outraged propriety natural to the
class to which he belonged.
But he was not sure of his ground, he scarcely dared to realize what
he suspected, and he was afraid of this grand gentleman, who, on
arrival, had offered him the tips of two fingers and had said that
the day was cold, and had from that moment completely forgotten his
existence, so that the urbanity and familiarity of this address in
the corridor roused suspicion as well as embarrassment in his breast.
To think that his house should be used to shelter improper dalliance
awakened all the Puritan element in his Protestant breast, whilst as
well as his outraged morality there arose in him a different, a more
personal, feeling of wrath, vexation, and impatient envy; ridiculous,
he knew, but unconquerable. But the diplomatist did not wait for him
to disentangle his sentiments, nor did he offer any reason for the
untimely hour of his own artistic ardor of investigation.
“_Au revoir, mon bon_,” he said carelessly, and sauntered on till he
reached the door at the other end of the gallery and vanished.
Mr. Massarene shut the valve of the heating-apparatus, and sighed; it
was probably the first time in his unsentimental existence that he had
ever sighed. How many things he had still to learn!
“Don’t you keep a plumber, Billy?” said Mouse very sharply, later in
the day; “don’t you keep a plumber? What do you potter about the pipes
yourself for? You woke me this morning opening and shutting those
valves in the gallery.”
He muttered his regrets. He was about to say that a distinguished guest
had told him that she was already out in the gardens at the time of his
inspection of the heating-apparatus; but he perceived that he was on
slippery ground, and he held his tongue, observing meekly that he was
very afraid of fires, that servants were a bad lot, not to be trusted,
and that it was through their negligence that overheated flues burned
down half the country houses in England. But he saw that she was deeply
and inexplicably displeased.
As for the diplomatist, he was, of course, sufficiently trained in
diplomacy to give no signs of displeasure; but in his secret soul he
was extremely worried by his meeting with his host in the corridor, for
though Lady Kenilworth was a lovely woman, and a very seductive one,
yet to be the temporary substitute of that excellent young guardsman
who carried her children pick-a-back had its dangers for an eminent
person whom a public scandal would ruin. He wished her and the china
birds and his own dressing-gown at the devil. He had no fancy for a
cigarette which would burn the fingers which held it; some unimportant
telegrams were brought to him an hour later, and he made believe that
one of them was important and took his departure before dinner for
London.
“Your Excellency will not see the china birds?” said William Massarene
quietly and drily, with a finesse which astonished the hearer as he
accompanied his departing guest to the carriage. Their eyes met. They
understood each other.
“It will be an excuse to return to your amiable hospitalities,” said
the eminent person with a charming smile and an adorable salutation.
“_L’ours saurait mordre_,” he thought, as he leaned back in the bear’s
warm little station-brougham.
The departure annoyed Mouse unspeakably. He was only an episode; but,
as an episode should be, amusing and interesting. He was a man of many
brilliant _bonnes fortunes_, and the stories he had told her of women
she hated were beyond measure diverting. She treated her host more
cruelly than ever; and had never felt so irritated at the sight of his
short squat figure, and his broad rough hands, and his splay feet in
his varnished shoes.
Mr. Massarene was much exercised in his mind as to his idol. He could
not get the diplomatist in the elegant dressing-gown out of his mind;
and he also heard on all sides that the handsome fool, of whom he had
purchased Blair Airon, was undoubtedly considered as “best friend”
of the lady who had been the intermediary in that sale. These, and
various similar facts, left him no peace in his private reflections,
and tormented him the more because he did not venture to unburden his
wrath to the fair cause of it. He had been a virtuous man all his life;
he had had no time to be otherwise; he had been so busy eighteen hours
out of the twenty-four making money that the other six he had spent
in eating like a hungry hound, and sleeping like a tired dray-horse.
Vice had always represented itself to him as waste of precious time and
waste of precious dollars. His rare concessions to it had been grudging
and hurried, like his attendance at church.
His discovery disturbed him exceedingly, not only because he was a
very moral man who considered that immorality ought to be punished (he
had once even made one of a body of moral citizens who, in a township
of the West, had stripped and beaten a local Guinevere and tarred and
feathered her Lancelot), but he was also visited by that bluest of blue
devils who had never paid him a visit in his life before--jealousy.
She knew it very well, and it diverted her, though it appeared to her
as preposterous as if her pad-groom had been jealous. But he, who
did not exactly know what ailed him, suffered alternately from the
irritation and the depression common to all those in whose breasts the
green-eyed monster has found a throne.
“Billy, come and talk to me,” said his enslaver the last evening of her
visit. Mr. Massarene obeyed, fascinated out of any will of his own,
and in love with his own degradation as fakirs with their torture. She
saw his struggles and tortures, which seemed to her as preposterous in
him as they would have seemed in a stableman or a street-sweeper. But
though she had no patience with them she turned them to account.
She was sitting in a very low long chair in a nook of one of the
drawing-rooms amongst flowers; she wore a black lace gown with immense
transparent sleeves, and some strings of pearls were wound round her
throat; her skin looked fairer than ever, her eyes bluer, her hair
lovelier. He took meekly the low seat she assigned to him, though it
had no rest for his back, and gazed at her, remembering despite himself
the Chelsea and Battersea birds and the connoisseur who had wished to
see, or had seen, them. He was not deceived by her for a moment, but he
was hypnotized.
“There is something I want you to do, Billy,” she added very
candidly--she was always candid in manner. Mr. Massarene murmured that
she had only to command and he only to obey.
“That is very nice of you, but there are other people in it,” she
replied. He waited mutely to hear more. She sent some cigarette smoke
across his eyes. “I mean you to marry your daughter to my brother.”
He was silent.
The thought was not new to his own mind; he had felt sure that she
would desire it; but to himself it presented no attractions; he did not
understand the antiquity and purity of the Courcy blood, and his own
ambitions for his heiress ranged in much loftier spheres.
“Why don’t you answer?” said Mouse, beginning to feel offence. “I
should have thought you would have been overjoyed.”
“They don’t know each other,” he objected feebly.
“What has that to do with it? When you and I settle a thing that thing
has to be done. Ronnie and your daughter were made in heaven for
each other; they are both awfully stiff, intensely disagreeable, and
preëminently virtuous. There’d be no more cakes and ale in our world if
those two could reform it.”
Mr. Massarene was still mute; he did not at all know what to say; at
last he asked humbly if Lord Hurstmanceaux had said anything on the
subject.
“I haven’t consulted him,” she replied, this time with genuine candor.
“I never consult people when I am acting for their good, and my brother
never talks unless he lectures somebody. This thing has to be done,
Billy. You know when I say a thing I mean it.”
“But you laugh at my daughter,” he said with hesitation.
“Oh, I laugh at everybody,” said Mouse. “People are made to be laughed
at. There’s something ridiculous in everyone if you only look for
it. Your daughter seems ridiculous to me because she gives herself
goody-goody airs, which nobody has nowadays; she looks as if she were
always doing penance for your ill-gotten riches.”
This shaft hit the gold of fact so neatly in the eye that William
Massarene colored angrily under his dull skin. But his rage was against
his daughter rather than against his tormentor. Why could not Katherine
look and act like other young women of her time?
“Yes, I know,” said Mouse, answering his unspoken reflections. “It must
be very annoying to have a perpetual monitress in one’s own daughter,
and of course you couldn’t make your millions with clean hands; nobody
can; but society gives you lots of soap and water after you’ve made
them, so what does it matter? Besides, a daughter shouldn’t look as
if she were always saying, ‘Out, damned spot,’ as Ellen Terry does.
However, that is just the kind of thing that will please Ronald.
He will think it such an admirable spirit in her to despise your
ill-gotten gold.”
“Perhaps he would not require a dowry of dirty money with her, then?”
said Mr. Massarene, allowing for one instant the natural sarcastic
shrewdness in him to escape.
Mouse was for the moment discomfited; she had never seen this
unpleasant side of him before. Then, with her most insolent audacity,
she blew some cigarette smoke over to where he sat.
“My dear Billy, perhaps Ronald would dispense with a dowry if he liked
her well enough; he is fool enough for anything. But you wouldn’t save
a penny by that--I should take it all over as commission!”
Mr. Massarene was dumb from astonishment. He had known many sharp
dealers in the Far West, but nobody who had ever for coolness equalled
his fair friend and patroness.
He slapped his hand on his knee with vulgar effusion in his mingled
feelings of amazement and admiration.
“Well, my lady, damn me if there’s many boys in Bowery who could afford
to give points to _you_!”
She laughed. Of course it was only a joke; but the joke made her feel
for the moment a little insecure and uncomfortable, as you might feel
if you found a packet of dynamite in your sandwich-case.
“Of course the marriage would be a very good thing for Ronald,” said
his sorceress, with her frankest accents--her frankness was one of her
chief weapons--“but it would be good for you too, Billy. It would place
you. There are people who jib at you still, you know; when once you
were one of us, they wouldn’t dare.”
Mr. Massarene was silent. He thought if there were still people who
jibbed at him, he had paid very dearly for the patronage of this fair
sponsor. He was beginning to feel his feet a little on his new ground
and to be a little less easily led about; but at the same time he was
as much in love as a cold-blooded, circumspect, puritan-minded man
could be, and she dazzled his sight and his senses and led him whither
she would. He made a faint endeavor to assert his independence.
“Lord Hurstmanceaux has never even condescended to know me. It seems
odd he should be anxious to enter my family.”
“Enter your family!” echoed Mouse, with a laugh of derision which
brought the blood into his puffy pale cheeks. “Oh, my good Billy, don’t
try on those grandiose phrases! I never said _he_ wanted anything of
the kind; I said _I_ mean you to give him your daughter, and you know
when I mean a thing I have it done.”
Mr. Massarene was cowed; he felt an awkward, ignorant, vulgar booby
under the flashing fires of her contemptuous eyes. There was nothing
left in him of the stolid self-assurance and self-admiration with which
he had spoken at the public meeting a few days earlier. Before the
mocking presence of his enchantress he felt only a stupid, illiterate,
helpless booby and boor. He felt that men respected his riches; he felt
that Mouse Kenilworth only meant to annex them.
“My daughter is not an easy person to control,” he said with
hesitation, “and I think she and you don’t hit it off, my lady, do you?”
“No,” said his guest shortly; “but that don’t matter. There’s no law
that I know of to love one’s brother’s wife. Anyhow, that’s what I
mean you to do with her. Of course, my brother is a poor man, you know
that; but that is no consequence to you. What you want is an assured
position, and alliance with us will _poser_ you. Ronnie’s word has
great weight in society.”
“But Lord Hurstmanceaux have never given me even good day, not even
when he’s seen me in your own house, my lady.”
“Don’t say ‘my lady.’ Can’t you break yourself of it? Of course, he’ll
have to speak to you if he marries your daughter. I must get you all
asked to some country house where he goes; the thing will come of
itself. I’ll think it over and tell you where I send him.”
She spoke as if she were telling her major-domo how many people she
expected to dinner.
Mr. Massarene naturally concluded that Hurstmanceaux himself was in the
plot. He did not dare to object further, and temporized by dropping the
subject.
“But--but,” he said with a timid attempt to obtain a _quid pro quo_,
“would you do one little thing to oblige me; would you--would you--not
play, not gamble, any more in my houses?”
He was intensely frightened when he had said it, but he felt that it
might injure him with his coveted constituency if it were known that
there was roulette, real roulette, in his drawing-rooms.
Her eyes grew of a steely coldness, of an electric luminance, and
seemed to transfix him as with barbed arrows. She threw away the end of
her cigarette as she got out of her chair with that graceful abruptness
peculiar to her. “I told you the other night, Billy, where _I_ am the
house is mine. An Irishman said something like that I believe about the
head of the table. Ronnie don’t play. He’ll do the policeman for you
when he marries your daughter. Meanwhile, just let me alone, my good
man, or you’ll be sorry.”
Wherewith she carried her elegant person and her trailing black laces
to the other end of the room where Fabian Delkass, the fashionable
salon-singer, was tuning his great Spanish guitar and softly warbling
fragments of Lassen.
Mouse knew nothing about music and cared as little, but ditties softly
warbled by a very good-looking tenor have attractions outside the
science of melody; she could appreciate the talent of Delkass, because
he never sung a note under twenty guineas each warble. She had sent him
down to Vale Royal, she had arranged that he should receive ten times
as much there as his usual terms for such country house engagements;
in return Delkass, who was _beau garçon_ and very courteous to pretty
women, would be sure to sing something charming at her own afternoons
in London for nothing at all.
She despised artists as a mere flock of sheep; silly edible obscure
creatures; but as she ate a mutton cutlet for luncheon when it was very
well cooked, so she nibbled at an artist now and then, when he was very
much the fashion.
If she were obliged to have recourse to these expedients it was not
her fault; it was the fault of her father-in-law, who was so miserably
stingy, and of her settlements which were so miserable, and of society
which compels anybody who is in it to live in a certain way. Why did
Providence (a vague personage in whom she as vaguely believed) put
you where you were obliged every day to do quantities of things which
cost money unless that arbiter of fate supplied you with the necessary
means?