The governor, seeming to like my company, had me frequently to his

house, and his setting me up was always mentioned as a fixed thing. I

was to take with me letters recommendatory to a number of his friends,

besides the letter of credit to furnish me with the necessary money

for purchasing the press and types, paper, etc. For these letters I

was appointed to call at different times, when they were to be ready;

but a future time was still named. Thus he went on till the ship,

whose departure, too, had been several times postponed, was on the

point of sailing. Then, when I called to take my leave and receive the

letters, his secretary, Dr. Baird, came out to me and said the

governor was extremely busy in writing, but would be down at Newcastle

before the ship, and there the letters would be delivered to me.

Ralph, though married, and having one child, had determined to

accompany me on this voyage. It was thought he intended to establish a

correspondence, and obtain goods to sell on commission; but I found

afterward that, through some discontent with his wife's relations, he

proposed to leave her on their hands, and never return again. Having

taken leave of my friends, and interchanged some promises with Miss

Read, I left Philadelphia in the ship, which anchored at Newcastle.

The governor was there; but when I went to his lodging, the secretary

came to me from him with the civilest message in the world, that he

could not then see me, being engaged in business of the utmost

importance, but should send the letters to me on board, and wished me

heartily a good voyage and a speedy return, etc. I returned on board a

little puzzled, but still not doubting.

[Footnote 38: Kill von Kull, the strait between Staten Island and New

Jersey.]

[Footnote 39: That is, John Bunyan, the author of the book.]

[Footnote 40: In New Jersey.]

[Footnote 41: Learning.]

[Footnote 42: English penny pieces. The coin money used by the

colonists was at this time of foreign make.]

[Footnote 43: This market stood on the southwest corner of Second and

Market Streets.]

[Footnote 44: A composing stick is a small tray which the compositor

holds in his left hand and in which he arranges the type that he picks

out of the cases with his right hand.]

[Footnote 45: A false reasoner, and hence a deceiver.]

[Footnote 46: The name of a kind of type.]

[Footnote 47: Manuscript or printing of original matter.]

[Footnote 48: Boarded.]

[Footnote 49: The Camisards, who broke away from the state religion of

France, and suffered persecution at the hands of Louis XIV. They

showed their spiritual zeal by the prophetic mania and by working

miracles, as well as by a stout attachment to their creed.]

[Footnote 50: "Both governments," i.e., both Pennsylvania and Delaware.]

[Footnote 51: Peep show.]

[Footnote 52: "Piece of eight," i.e., the Spanish dollar, containing

eight reals. The present value of a real is about five cents.]

[Footnote 53: The seats across the boat on which the oarsmen sit.]

[Footnote 54: For Governor Keith's character and popularity, see p. 58.]

[Footnote 55: Captain Annis, commander of the ship, is here referred to.]

[Footnote 56: Entrapped.]

[Footnote 57: Lev. xix. 27.]

[Footnote 58: An agent or commission merchant.]

[Footnote 59: In 1728 Alexander Pope published his Dunciad, and in Book

III. lines 165, 166, he refers to Ralph, who was then living in London:

"Silence, ye wolves! while Ralph to Cynthia howls.

And makes night hideous--answer him, ye owls!"

Later, his History of England during the Reigns of King William, Queen

Anne, and King George I. was highly praised (see pp. 177, 178).]

§ 3. FIRST VISIT TO LONDON.

Mr. Andrew Hamilton, a Famous Lawyer of Philadelphia, Had Taken

Passage in the same ship for himself and son, and with Mr. Denham, a

Quaker merchant, and Messrs. Onion and Russel, masters of an iron work

in Maryland, had engaged the great cabin; so that Ralph and I were

forced to take up with a berth in the steerage, and, none on board

knowing us, were considered as ordinary persons. But Mr. Hamilton and

his son (it was James, since governor) returned from Newcastle to

Philadelphia, the father being recalled by a great fee to plead for a

seized ship; and, just before we sailed, Colonel French coming on

board, and showing me great respect, I was more taken notice of, and,

with my friend Ralph, invited by the other gentlemen to come into the

cabin, there being now room. Accordingly, we removed thither.

Understanding that Colonel French had brought on board the governor's

dispatches, I asked the captain for those letters that were to be put

under my care. He said all were put into the bag together, and he

could not then come at them; but, before we landed in England, I

should have an opportunity of picking them out; so I was satisfied for

the present, and we proceeded on our voyage. We had a sociable company

in the cabin, and lived uncommonly well, having the addition of all

Mr. Hamilton's stores, who had laid in plentifully. In this passage

Mr. Denham contracted a friendship for me that continued during his

life. The voyage was otherwise not a pleasant one, as we had a great

deal of bad weather.

When we came into the Channel the captain kept his word with me, and

gave me an opportunity of examining the bag for the governor's

letters. I found none upon which my name was put as under my care. I

picked out six or seven, that, by the handwriting, I thought might be

the promised letters, especially as one of them was directed to

Basket, the king's printer, and another to some stationer.

We arrived in London the 24th of December, 1724. I waited upon the

stationer, who came first in my way, delivering the letter as from

Governor Keith. "I don't know such a person," says he; but, opening

the letter, "Oh! this is from Riddlesden. I have lately found him to

be a complete rascal, and I will have nothing to do with him, nor

receive any letters from him." So, putting the letter into my hand, he

turned on his heel and left me, to serve some customer. I was

surprised to find these were not the governor's letters; and, after

recollecting and comparing circumstances, I began to doubt his

sincerity. I found my friend Denham, and opened the whole affair to

him. He let me into Keith's character; told me there was not the least

probability that he had written any letters for me; that no one who

knew him had the smallest dependence on him; and he laughed at the

notion of the governor's giving me a letter of credit, having, as he

said, no credit to give. On my expressing some concern about what I

should do, he advised me to endeavor getting some employment in the

way of my business. "Among the printers here," said he, "you will

improve yourself, and when you return to America you will set up to

greater advantage."

We both of us happened to know, as well as the stationer, that

Riddlesden, the attorney, was a very knave. He had half ruined Miss

Read's father by persuading him to be bound[60] for him. By this

letter it appeared there was a secret scheme on foot to the prejudice

of Hamilton (supposed to be then coming over with us), and that Keith

was concerned in it with Riddlesden. Denham, who was a friend of

Hamilton's, thought he ought to be acquainted with it; so, when he

arrived in England, which was soon after, partly from resentment and

ill will to Keith and Riddlesden and partly from good will to him, I

waited on him, and gave him the letter. He thanked me cordially, the

information being of importance to him; and from that time he became

my friend, greatly to my advantage afterward on many occasions.

But what shall we think of a governor's playing such pitiful tricks,

and imposing so grossly on a poor ignorant boy! It was a habit he had

acquired. He wished to please everybody; and, having little to give,

he gave expectations. He was otherwise an ingenious, sensible man, a

pretty good writer, and a good governor for the people, though not for

his constituents, the proprietaries,[61] whose instructions he

sometimes disregarded. Several of our best laws were of his planning,

and passed during his administration.

Ralph and I were inseparable companions. We took lodgings together in

Little Britain[62] at three shillings and sixpence a week,--as much as

we could then afford. He found some relations, but they were poor, and

unable to assist him. He now let me know his intentions of remaining in

London, and that he never meant to return to Philadelphia. He had

brought no money with him, the whole he could muster having been

expended in paying his passage. I had fifteen pistoles;[63] so he

borrowed occasionally of me to subsist while he was looking out for

business. He first endeavored to get into the playhouse, believing

himself qualified for an actor; but Wilkes,[64] to whom he applied,

advised him candidly not to think of that employment, as it was

impossible he should succeed in it. Then he proposed to Roberts, a

publisher in Paternoster Row, to write for him a weekly paper like the

"Spectator," on certain conditions which Roberts did not approve. Then

he endeavored to get employment as a hackney writer,[65] to copy for the

stationers and lawyers about the Temple,[66] but could find no vacancy.

I immediately got into work at Palmer's, then a famous printing house

in Bartholomew Close, and here I continued near a year. I was pretty

diligent, but spent with Ralph a good deal of my earnings in going to

plays and other places of amusement. We had together consumed all my

pistoles, and now just rubbed on from hand to mouth. He seemed quite

to forget his wife and child, and I, by degrees, my engagements with

Miss Read, to whom I never wrote more than one letter, and that was to

let her know I was not likely soon to return. This was another of the

great errata of my life, which I should wish to correct if I were to

live it over again. In fact, by our expenses I was constantly kept

unable to pay my passage.

At Palmer's I was employed in composing[67] for the second edition of

Wollaston's "Religion of Nature." Some of his reasonings not appearing

to me well founded, I wrote a little metaphysical piece, in which I

made remarks on them. It was entitled, "Dissertation on Liberty and

Necessity, Pleasure and Pain." I inscribed it to my friend Ralph; I

printed a small number. It occasioned my being more considered by Mr.

Palmer as a young man of some ingenuity, though he seriously

expostulated with me upon the principles of my pamphlet, which to him

appeared abominable. My printing this pamphlet was another erratum.

While I lodged in Little Britain I made an acquaintance with one Wilcox,

a bookseller, whose shop was at the next door. He had an immense

collection of secondhand books. Circulating libraries were not then in

use; but we agreed that, on certain reasonable terms, which I have now

forgotten, I might take, read, and return any of his books. This I

esteemed a great advantage, and I made as much use of it as I could.

My pamphlet falling into the hands of one Lyons, a surgeon, author of

a book entitled "The Infallibility of Human Judgment," it occasioned

an acquaintance between us. He took great notice of me, called on me

often to converse on those subjects, carried me to the Horns, a

pale-ale house in ---- Lane, Cheapside, and introduced me to Dr.

Mandeville, author of the "Fable of the Bees," who had a club there,

of which he was the soul, being a most facetious, entertaining

companion. Lyons, too, introduced me to Dr. Pemberton, at Batson's

Coffee-house, who promised to give me an opportunity, some time or

other, of seeing Sir Isaac Newton, of which I was extremely desirous;

but this never happened.

I had brought over a few curiosities, among which the principal was a

purse made of the asbestos, which purifies by fire. Sir Hans Sloane[68]

heard of it, came to see me, and invited me to his house in Bloomsbury

Square, where he showed me all his curiosities, and persuaded me to let

him add that to the number, for which he paid me handsomely.

In our house there lodged a young woman, a milliner, who, I think, had

a shop in the Cloisters. She had been genteelly bred, was sensible and

lively, and of most pleasing conversation. Ralph read plays to her in

the evenings; they grew intimate; she took another lodging, and he

followed her. They lived together some time; but, he being still out

of business, and her income not sufficient to maintain them with her

child, he took a resolution of going from London to try for a country

school, which he thought himself well qualified to undertake, as he

wrote an excellent hand, and was a master of arithmetic and accounts.

This, however, he deemed a business below him; and, confident of

future better fortune, when he should be unwilling to have it known

that he once was so meanly employed, he changed his name, and did me

the honor to assume mine; for I soon after had a letter from him,

acquainting me that he was settled in a small village, (in Berkshire,

I think it was, where he taught reading and writing to ten or a dozen

boys, at sixpence each per week,) recommending Mrs. T---- to my care,

and desiring me to write to him, directing for Mr. Franklin,

Schoolmaster, at such a place.

He continued to write frequently, sending me large specimens of an

epic poem which he was then composing, and desiring my remarks and

corrections. These I gave him from time to time, but endeavored rather

to discourage his proceeding. One of Young's[n] satires was then just

published. I copied and sent him a great part of it, which set in a

strong light the folly of pursuing the Muses with any hope of

advancement by them. All was in vain; sheets of the poem continued to

come by every post.

A breach at last arose between us; and, when he returned again to

London, he let me know he thought I had canceled all the obligations he

had been under to me. So I found I was never to expect his repaying me

what I lent to him or advanced for him. This, however, was not then of

much consequence, as he was totally unable; and in the loss of his

friendship I found myself relieved from a burden. I now began to think

of getting a little money beforehand; and, expecting better work, I left

Palmer's to work at Watts's, near Lincoln's Inn Fields, a still greater

printing house. Here I continued all the rest of my stay in London.

At my first admission into this printing house I took to working at

press,[69] imagining I felt a want of the bodily exercise I had been

used to in America, where press work is mixed with composing. I drank

only water; the other workmen, near fifty in number, were great

guzzlers of beer. On occasion, I carried up and down stairs a large

form of types in each hand, when others carried but one in both hands.

They wondered to see, from this and several instances, that the

"Water-American," as they called me, was stronger than themselves, who

drank strong beer! We had an alehouse boy who attended always in the

house to supply the workmen. My companion at the press drank every day

a pint before breakfast, a pint at breakfast with his bread and

cheese, a pint between breakfast and dinner, a pint at dinner, a pint

in the afternoon about six o'clock, and another when he had done his

day's work. I thought it a detestable custom; but it was necessary, he

supposed, to drink strong beer that he might be strong to labor. I

endeavored to convince him that the bodily strength afforded by beer

could only be in proportion to the grain or flour of the barley

dissolved in the water of which it was made; that there was more flour

in a pennyworth of bread; and therefore, if he would eat that with a

pint of water, it would give him more strength than a quart of beer.

He drank on, however, and had four or five shillings to pay out of his

wages every Saturday night for that muddling liquor--an expense I was

free from. And thus these poor devils keep themselves always under.

Watts after some weeks desiring to have me in the composing room, I

left the pressmen; a new _bien venu_,[70] or sum for drink, being five

shillings, was demanded of me by the compositors. I thought it an

imposition, as I had paid below; the master thought so too, and

forbade my paying it. I stood out two or three weeks, was accordingly

considered as an excommunicate, and had so many little pieces of

private mischief done me, by mixing my sorts,[71] transposing my

pages, breaking my matter, etc., if I were ever so little out of the

room, and all ascribed to the chapel[72] ghost, which they said ever

haunted those not regularly admitted, that, notwithstanding the

master's protection, I found myself obliged to comply and pay the

money, convinced of the folly of being on ill terms with those one is

to live with continually.

I was now on a fair footing with them, and soon acquired considerable

influence. I proposed some reasonable alterations in their chapel laws,

and carried them against all opposition. From my example, a great part

of them left their muddling breakfast of beer and bread and cheese,

finding they could with me be supplied from a neighboring house with a

large porringer of hot water gruel, sprinkled with pepper, crumbed with

bread, and a bit of butter in it, for the price of a pint of beer,

namely, three halfpence. This was a more comfortable as well as cheaper

breakfast, and kept their heads clearer. Those who continued sotting

with beer all day were often, by not paying, out of credit at the

alehouse, and used to make interest with me to get beer, their "light,"

as they phrased it, "being out." I watched the pay table on Saturday

night, and collected what I stood engaged for them, having to pay

sometimes near thirty shillings a week on their accounts. This, and my

being esteemed a pretty good "riggite,"--that is, a jocular verbal

satirist,--supported my consequence in the society. My constant

attendance (I never making a Saint Monday[73]) recommended me to the

master; and my uncommon quickness at composing occasioned my being put

upon all work of dispatch, which was generally better paid. So I went on

now very agreeably.

My lodging in Little Britain being too remote, I found another in Duke

Street, opposite to the Romish Chapel. It was two pair of stairs

backward, at an Italian warehouse. A widow lady kept the house; she

had a daughter, and a maidservant, and a journeyman who attended the

warehouse, but lodged abroad. After sending to inquire my character at

the house where I last lodged, she agreed to take me in at the same

rate, three shillings and sixpence per week; cheaper, as she said,

from the protection she expected in having a man lodge in the house.

She was a widow, an elderly woman; had been bred a Protestant, being a

clergyman's daughter, but was converted to the Catholic religion by

her husband, whose memory she much revered; had lived much among

people of distinction, and knew a thousand anecdotes of them as far

back as the time of Charles II. She was lame in her knees with the

gout, and, therefore, seldom stirred out of her room, so sometimes

wanted company; and hers was so highly amusing to me that I was sure

to spend an evening with her whenever she desired it. Our supper was

only half an anchovy each, on a very little strip of bread and butter,

and half a pint of ale between us; but the entertainment was in her

conversation. My always keeping good hours, and giving little trouble

in the family, made her unwilling to part with me; so that, when I

talked of a lodging I had heard of, nearer my business, for two

shillings a week, which, intent as I now was on saving money, made

some difference, she bid me not think of it, for she would abate me

two shillings a week for the future; so I remained with her at one

shilling and sixpence as long as I stayed in London.

In a garret of her house there lived a maiden lady of seventy, in the

most retired manner, of whom my landlady gave me this account: she was

a Roman Catholic, had been sent abroad when young, and lodged in a

nunnery with an intent of becoming a nun; but, the country not

agreeing with her, she returned to England, where, there being no

nunnery, she had vowed to lead the life of a nun, as near as might be

done in those circumstances. Accordingly, she had given all her estate

to charitable uses, reserving only twelve pounds a year to live on,

and out of this sum she still gave a great deal in charity, living

herself on water gruel only, and using no fire but to boil it. She had

lived many years in that garret, being permitted to remain there

gratis by successive Catholic tenants of the house below, as they

deemed it a blessing to have her there. A priest visited her to

confess her every day. "I have asked her," says my landlady, "how she,

as she lived, could possibly find so much employment for a confessor."

"Oh," said she, "it is impossible to avoid vain thoughts." I was

permitted once to visit her. She was cheerful and polite, and

conversed pleasantly. The room was clean, but had no other furniture

than a mattress, a table with a crucifix and book, a stool which she

gave me to sit on, and a picture over the chimney of St. Veronica[74]

displaying her handkerchief, with the miraculous figure of Christ's

bleeding face on it, which she explained to me with great seriousness.

She looked pale, but was never sick; and I give it as another instance

on how small an income life and health may be supported.

At Watts's printing house I contracted an acquaintance with an

ingenious young man, one Wygate, who, having wealthy relations, had

been better educated than most printers,--was a tolerable Latinist,

spoke French, and loved reading. I taught him and a friend of his to

swim at twice going into the river, and they soon became good

swimmers. They introduced me to some gentlemen from the country, who

went to Chelsea[75] by water to see the college and Don Saltero's[76]

curiosities. In our return, at the request of the company, whose

curiosity Wygate had excited, I stripped and leaped into the river,

and swam from near Chelsea to Blackfriar's,[77] performing on the way

many feats of activity, both upon and under the water, that surprised

and pleased those to whom they were novelties.

I had from a child been ever delighted with this exercise, had studied

and practiced all Thevenot's motions and positions, and added some of

my own, aiming at the graceful and easy as well as the useful. All

these I took this occasion of exhibiting to the company, and was much

flattered by their admiration; and Wygate, who was desirous of

becoming a master, grew more and more attached to me on that account,

as well as from the similarity of our studies. He at length proposed

to me traveling all over Europe together, supporting ourselves

everywhere by working at our business. I was once inclined to it; but,

mentioning it to my good friend, Mr. Denham, with whom I often spent

an hour when I had leisure, he dissuaded me from it, advising me to

think only of returning to Pennsylvania, which he was now about to do.

I must record one trait of this good man's character. He had formerly

been in business at Bristol, but failed, in debt to a number of

people, compounded, and went to America. There, by a close application

to business as a merchant, he acquired a plentiful fortune in a few

years. Returning to England in the ship with me, he invited his old

creditors to an entertainment, at which he thanked them for the easy

composition[78] they had favored him with, and, when they expected

nothing but the treat, every man at the first remove found under his

plate an order on a banker for the full amount of the unpaid

remainder, with interest.

He now told me he was about to return to Philadelphia, and should carry

over a great quantity of goods, in order to open a store there. He

proposed to take me over as his clerk, to keep his books (in which he

would instruct me), copy his letters, and attend the store. He added

that, as soon as I should be acquainted with mercantile business, he

would promote me by sending me with a cargo of flour and bread, etc., to

the West Indies, and procure me commissions from others which would be

profitable; and, if I managed well, would establish me handsomely. The

thing pleased me, for I was grown tired of London, remembered with

pleasure the happy months I had spent in Pennsylvania, and wished again

to see it; therefore I immediately agreed on the terms of fifty pounds a

year, Pennsylvania money; less, indeed, than my present gettings as a

compositor, but affording a better prospect.

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