CHAPTER IX

LIFE IN MULBERRY STREET

It was well that I stopped to make explanations before I took hold

in my new office. Mighty little time was left me after. What the

fight was about to which I fell heir I have long since forgotten.

Mulberry Street in those days was prone to such things. Somebody

was always fighting somebody else for some fancied injury or act of

bad faith in the gathering of the news. For the time being they all

made common cause against the reporter of the _Tribune_, who also

represented the local bureau of the Associated Press. They hailed

the coming of "the Dutchman" with shouts of derision, and decided,

I suppose, to finish me off while I was new. So they pulled themselves

together for an effort, and within a week I was so badly "beaten"

in the Police Department, in the Health Department, in the Fire

Department, the Coroner's office, and the Excise Bureau, all of

which it was my task to cover, that the manager of the Press Bureau

called me down to look me over. He reported to the _Tribune_ that

he did not think I would do. But Mr. Shanks told him to wait and

see. In some way I heard of it, and that settled it that I was to

win. I might be beaten in many a battle, but how could I lose the

fight with a general like that?

And, indeed, in another week it was their turn to be called down to

give an account of themselves. The "Dutchman" had stolen a march

on them. I suppose it was to them a very astounding thing, yet it

was perfectly simple. Their very strength, as they held it to be,

was their weakness. They were a dozen against one, and each one of

them took it for granted that the other eleven were attending to

business and that he need not exert himself overmuch. A good many

years after, I had that experience as a member of a board of twelve

trustees, each one of whom had lent his name but not his work to

the cause we were supposed to represent. When we met at the end of

that season, and heard how narrow had been the escape from calamity

due to utter lack of management, a good Methodist brother put in

words what we were each and every one of us thinking about.

"Brethren," he said, "so far as I can make out, but for the

interposition of a merciful Providence we should all be in jail,

as we deserve. Let us pray!"

I think that prayer was more than lip-service with most of us. I

know that I registered a vow that I would never again be trustee

of anything without trusteeing it in fact. And I have kept the vow.

[Illustration: _Tribune_ Police Bureau. ]

But to return to Mulberry Street. The immediate result of this

first victory of mine was a whirlwind onslaught on me, fiercer than

anything that had gone before. I expected it and met it as well as

I could, holding my own after a fashion. When, from sheer exhaustion,

they let up to see if I was still there, I paid them back with two

or three "beats" I had stored up for the occasion. And then we

settled down to the ten years' war for the mastery, out of which

I was to come at last fairly the victor, and with the only renown

I have ever coveted or cared to have, that of being the "boss

reporter" in Mulberry Street. I have so often been asked in later

years what my work was there [Footnote: I say was; only in the

last twelvemonth have I grasped Mr. Dana's meaning in calling his

reporters his "young men." They need to be that. I, for one, have

grown too old.], and how I found there the point of view from which

I wrote my books, that I suppose I shall have to go somewhat into

the details of it.

The police reporter on a newspaper, then, is the one who gathers and

handles all the news that means trouble to some one: the murders,

fires, suicides, robberies, and all that sort, before it gets into

court. He has an office in Mulberry Street, across from Police

Headquarters, where he receives the first intimation of the

trouble through the precinct reports. Or else he does not receive

it. The police do not like to tell the public of a robbery or a safe

"cracking," for instance. They claim that it interferes with the

ends of justice. What they really mean is that it brings ridicule

or censure upon them to have the public know that they do not catch

every thief, or even most of them. They would like that impression

to go out, for police work is largely a game of bluff. Here, then,

is an opportunity for the "beats" I speak of. The reporter who,

through acquaintance, friendship, or natural detective skill, can

get that which it is the policy of the police to conceal from him,

wins. It may seem to many a reader a matter of no great importance

if a man should miss a safe-burglary for his paper; but reporting

is a business, a very exacting one at that, and if he will stop

a moment and think what it is he instinctively looks at first in

his morning paper, even if he has schooled himself not to read it

through, he will see it differently. The fact is that it is all a

great human drama in which these things are the acts that mean grief,

suffering, revenge upon somebody, loss or gain. The reporter who

is behind the scenes sees the tumult of passions, and not rarely

a human heroism that redeems all the rest. It is his task so to

portray it that we can all see its meaning, or at all events catch

the human drift of it, not merely the foulness and the reek of

blood. If he can do that, he has performed a signal service, and

his murder story may easily come to speak more eloquently to the

minds of thousands than the sermon preached to a hundred in the

church on Sunday.

[Illustration: "In which lay dying a French nobleman of proud and

ancient name"]

Of the advantages that smooth the way to news-getting I had none.

I was a stranger, and I was never distinguished for detective

ability. But good hard work goes a long way toward making up for

lack of genius; and I mentioned only one of the opportunities for

getting ahead of my opponents. They were lying all about us. Any

seemingly innocent slip sent out from the police telegraph office

across the way recording a petty tenement-house fire might hide a

fire-bug, who always makes shuddering appeal to our fears; the finding

of John Jones sick and destitute in the street meant, perhaps, a

story full of the deepest pathos. Indeed, I can think of a dozen

now that did. I see before me, as though it were yesterday, the

desolate Wooster Street attic, with wind and rain sweeping through

the bare room in which lay dying a French nobleman of proud and

ancient name, the last of his house. He was one of my early triumphs.

New York is a queer town. The grist of every hopper in the world

comes to it. I shall not soon forget the gloomy tenement in Clinton

Street where that day a poor shoemaker had shot himself. His name,

Struensee, had brought me over. I knew there could not be such

another. That was where my Danish birth stood me in good stead. I

knew the story of Christian VII.'s masterful minister; of his fall

and trial on the charge of supplanting his master in the affections

of the young and beautiful Queen, sister of George III. Very old

men told yet, when I was a boy, of that dark day when the proud

head fell under the executioner's axe in the castle square--dark

for the people whose champion Struensee had tried to be. My mother

was born and reared in the castle at Elsinore where the unhappy

Queen, disgraced and an outcast, wrote on the window-pane of her

prison cell: "Lord, keep me innocent; make others great." It was all

a familiar story to me, and when I sat beside that dead shoemaker

and, looking through his papers, read there that the tragedy of a

hundred years before was his family story, I knew that I held in

my hands the means of paying off all accumulated scores to date.

Did I settle in full? Yes, I did. I was in a fight not of my own

choosing, and I was well aware that my turn was coming. I hit as

hard as I knew how, and so did they. When I speak of "triumphs,"

it is professionally. There was no hard-heartedness about it. We

did not gloat over the misfortunes we described. We were reporters,

not ghouls. There lies before me as I write a letter that came

in the mail this afternoon from a woman who bitterly objects to

my diagnosis of the reporter's as the highest and noblest of all

callings. She signs herself "a sufferer from reporters' unkindness,"

and tells me how in the hour of her deep affliction they have trodden

upon her heart. Can I not, she asks, encourage a public sentiment

that will make such reporting disreputable? All my life I have

tried to do so, and, in spite of the evidence of yellow journalism

to the contrary, I think we are coming nearer to that ideal; in

other words, we are emerging from savagery. Striving madly for

each other's scalps as we were, I do not think that we scalped any

one else unjustly. I know I did not. They were not particularly

scrupulous, I am bound to say. In their rage and mortification at

having underestimated the enemy, they did things unworthy of men

and of reporters. They stole my slips in the telegraph office and

substituted others that sent me off on a wild-goose chase to the

farthest river wards in the midnight hour, thinking so to tire me

out. But they did it once too often. I happened on a very important

case on such a trip, and made the most of it, telegraphing down a

column or more about it from the office, while the enemy watched me

helplessly from the Headquarters' stoop across the way. They were

gathered there, waiting for me to come back, and received me with

loud and mocking ahems! and respectfully sympathetic toots on a

tin horn, kept for that purpose. Its voice had a mournful strain

in it that was especially exasperating. But when, without paying any

attention to them, I busied myself with the wire at once, and kept

at it right along, they scented trouble, and consulted anxiously

among themselves. My story finished, I went out and sat on my

own stoop and said ahem! in my turn in as many aggravating ways

as I could. They knew they were beaten then, and shortly they

had confirmation of it. The report came in from the precinct at

2 A.M., but it was then too late for their papers, for there were

no telephones in those days. I had the only telegraph wire. After

that they gave up such tricks, and the _Tribune_ saved many cab

fares at night; for there were no elevated railroads, either, in

those days, or electric or cable cars.

On the other hand, this enterprise of ours was often of the highest

service to the public. When, for instance, in following up a case

of destitution and illness involving a whole family, I, tracing

back the origin of it, came upon a party at which ham sandwiches

had been the bill of fare, and upon looking up the guests, found

seventeen of the twenty-five sick with identical symptoms, it

required no medical knowledge, but merely the ordinary information

and training of the reporter, to diagnose trichinosis. The seventeen

had half a dozen different doctors, who, knowing nothing of party

or ham, were helpless, and saw only cases of rheumatism or such

like. I called as many of them as I could reach together that

night, introduced them to one another and to my facts, and asked

them what they thought then. What they thought made a sensation

in my paper the next morning, and practically decided the fight,

though the enemy was able to spoil my relish for the ham by

reporting the poisoning of a whole family with a dish of depraved

smelt while I was chasing up the trichinae. However, I had my revenge.

I walked in that afternoon upon Dr. Cyrus Edson at his microscope

surrounded by my adversaries, who besought him to deny my story.

The doctor looked quizzically at them and made reply:--

"I would like to oblige you, boys, but how I can do it with those

fellows squirming under the microscope I don't see. I took them from

the flesh of one of the patients who was sent to Trinity Hospital

to-day. Look at them yourself."

He winked at me, and, peering into his microscope, I saw my diagnosis

more than confirmed. There were scores of the little beasts curled

up and burrowing in the speck of tissue. The unhappy patient died

that week.

We had our specialties in this contest of wits. One was

distinguished as a sleuth. He fed on detective mysteries as a cat

on a chicken-bone. He thought them out by day and dreamed them out

by night, to the great exasperation of the official detectives,

with whom their solution was a commercial, not in the least an

intellectual, affair. They solved them on the plane of the proverbial

lack of honor among thieves, by the formula, "You scratch my back,

and I'll scratch yours."

Another came out strong on fires. He knew the history of every house

in town that ran any risk of being burned; knew every fireman; and

could tell within a thousand dollars, more or less, what was the

value of the goods stored in any building in the dry-goods district,

and for how much they were insured. If he couldn't, he did anyhow,

and his guesses often came near the fact, as shown in the final

adjustment. He sniffed a firebug from afar, and knew without

asking how much salvage there was in a bale of cotton after being

twenty-four hours in the fire. He is dead, poor fellow. In life

he was fond of a joke, and in death the joke clung to him in a way

wholly unforeseen. The firemen in the next block, with whom he made

his headquarters when off duty, so that he might always be within

hearing of the gong, wished to give some tangible evidence of

their regard for the old reporter, but, being in a hurry, left it

to the florist, who knew him well, to choose the design. He hit

upon a floral fire-badge as the proper thing, and thus it was that

when the company of mourners was assembled, and the funeral service

in progress, there arrived and was set upon the coffin, in the

view of all, that triumph of the florist's art, a shield of white

roses, with this legend written across it in red immortelles:

"Admit within fire lines only." It was shocking, but irresistible.

It brought down even the house of mourning.

The incident recalls another, which at the time caused me no little

astonishment. A telegram from Long Branch had announced the drowning

of a young actor, I think, whose three sisters lived over on Eighth

Avenue. I had gone to the house to learn about the accident, and

found them in the first burst of grief, dissolved in tears. It

was a very hot July day, and to guard against sunstroke I had put

a cabbage-leaf in my hat. On the way over I forgot all about it,

and the leaf, getting limp, settled down snugly upon my head like

a ridiculous green skullcap. Knowing nothing of this, I was wholly

unprepared for the effect my entrance, hatless, had upon the weeping

family. The young ladies ceased crying, stared wildly, and then,

to my utter bewilderment, broke into hysterical laughter. For the

moment I thought they had gone mad. It was only when in my perplexity

I put up my hand to rub my head, that I came upon the cause of the

strange hilarity. For years afterward the thought of it had the

same effect upon me that the cabbage-leaf produced so unexpectedly

in that grief-stricken home.

I might fill many pages with such stories, but I shall not attempt

it. Do they seem mean and trifling in the retrospect? Not at all.

They were my work, and I liked it. And I got a good deal of fun

out of it from time to time. I mind Dr. Bryant's parrot story. Dr.

Joseph D. Bryant was Health Commissioner at the time, and though

we rarely agreed about anything--there is something curious about

that, that the men I have thought most of were quite often those

with whom I disagreed ordinarily about everything--I can say truly

that there have been few better Health Commissioners, and none

for whom I have had a more hearty respect and liking. Dr. Bryant

especially hated reporters. He wras built that way; he disliked

notoriety for himself and his friends, and therefore, when one of

these complained of a neighbor's parrot to the Health Department,

he gave strict orders that the story was to be guarded from the

reporters, and particularly from me, who had grieved him more than

once by publishing things which, in his opinion, I ought to have

said nothing about. I heard of it within the hour, and promptly

set my wit against the Doctor's to unearth the parrot.

[Illustration: Our Office--my Partner Mr. Ensign at the Desk I in

the Corner]

But it would not come out. Dig as I might, I could not get at it. I

tried every way, while the Doctor laughed in his sleeve and beamed

upon me. At last, in desperation, I hit upon a bold plan. I would

get it out of the Doctor himself. I knew his hours for coming to

Sanitary Headquarters--from his clinics, I suppose. He always came

up the stairs absorbed in thought, noticing nothing that passed.

I waylaid him in the turn of the dark hall, and before he had time

to think plumped at him an--

"Oh, Doctor! about that parrot of your friend--er--er, oh! what

was his name?"

"Alley," said the Doctor, mechanically, and went in, only half

hearing what I said. I made for the city directory. There were

four Alleys in it. In an hour I had located my man, and the next

morning's _Tribune_ had a column account of the tragedy of the

parrot.

The Doctor was very angry. He went to Headquarters and summoned me

solemnly before the assembled Board. The time had come, he said,

to have an explanation from me as to who it was that gave me

information against orders and the public interest. Evidently there

was a traitor in camp, by whatever means I had procured his treachery.

In vain did I try to show the Doctor how unprofessional my conduct

would be in betraying my informant, even how contemptible. He

was inexorable. This time I should not escape, nor my accomplice

either. Out with it, and at once. With a show of regretful

resignation I gave in. For once I would break my rule and "tell on"

my informant. I thought I detected a slight sneer on the Doctor's

lip as he said that was well; for he was a gentleman, every inch of

him, and I know he hated me for telling. The other Commissioners

looked grave.

"Well, then," I said, "the man who gave me the parrot story was--you,

Dr. Bryant."

The Doctor sat bolt upright with a jerk. "No bad jokes, Mr. Riis,"

he said. "Who gave you the story?"

"Why, you did. Don't you remember?" And I told how I waylaid him

in the hall. His face, as the narrative ran on, was a study. Anger,

mirth, offended pride, struggled there; but the humor of the thing

got the upper hand in the end, and the one who laughed loudest in

the Board room was Dr. Bryant himself. In my soul I believe that

he was not a little relieved, for under a manner of much sternness

he had the tenderest of hearts.

But it was not always I who came out ahead in the daily encounters

which made up the routine of my day. It was an important part of

my task to be on such terms with the heads of departments that they

would talk freely to us so that we might know in any given case,

or with reference to the policy of the department, "where we were

at." I do not mean talk for publication. It is a common mistake

of people who know nothing about the newspaper profession that

reporters flit about public men like so many hawks, seizing upon

what they can find to publish as their lawful prey. No doubt there

are such guerrillas, and they have occasionally more than justified

their existence; but, as applied to the staff reporters of a great

newspaper, nothing could be farther from the truth. The department

reporter has his field as carefully laid out for him every day as

any physician who starts out on his route, and within that field,

if he is the right sort of man, he is friend, companion, and often

counsellor to the officials with whom he comes in contact--always

supposing that he is not fighting them in open war. He may serve

a Republican paper and the President of the Police Board may be

a Democrat of Democrats; yet in the privacy of his office he will

talk as freely to the reporter as if he were his most intimate

party friend, knowing that he will not publish what is said in

confidence. This is the reporter's capital, without which he cannot

in the long run do business.

I presume he is sometimes tempted to gamble with it for a stake.

I remember well when the temptation came to me once after a quiet

hour with Police Commissioner Matthews, who had been telling me the

inside history of an affair which just then was setting the whole

town by the ears. I told him that I thought I should have to print

it; it was too good to keep. No, it wouldn't do, he said. I knew

well enough he was right, but I insisted; the chance was too good

a one to miss. Mr. Matthews shook his head. He was an invalid,

and was taking his daily treatment with an electric battery while

we talked and smoked. He warned me laughingly against the consequences

of what I proposed to do, and changed the subject.

"Ever try these?" he said, giving me the handles. I took them,

unsuspecting, and felt the current tingle in my finger-tips. The

next instant it gripped me like a vice. I squirmed with pain.

"Stop!" I yelled, and tried to throw the things away; but my hands

crooked themselves about them like a bird's claws and held them

fast. They would not let go. I looked at the Commissioner. He was

studying the battery leisurely, and slowly pulling out the plug

that increased the current.

"For mercy's sake, stop!" I called to him. He looked up inquiringly.

"About that interview, now," he drawled. "Do you think you ought

to print--"

"Wow, wow! Let go, I tell you!" It hurt dreadfully. He pulled the

thing out another peg.

"You know it wouldn't do, really. Now, if--" He made as if to still

further increase the current. I surrendered.

"Let up," I begged, "and I will not say a word. Only let up."

He set me free. He never spoke of it once in all the years I knew

him, but now and again he would offer me, with a dry smile, the

use of his battery as "very good for the health." I always declined

with thanks.

[Illustration: About that interview now he drawled.]

I got into Mulberry Street at what might well be called the heroic

age of police reporting. It rang still with the echoes of the

unfathomed Charley Ross mystery. That year occurred the Stewart

grave robbery and the Manhattan Bank burglary--three epoch-making

crimes that each in its way made a sensation such as New York has

not known since. For though Charley Ross was stolen in Philadelphia,

the search for him centered in the metropolis. The three-million-dollar

burglary within the shadow of Police Headquarters gave us Inspector

Byrnes, who broke up the old gangs of crooks and drove those whom

he did not put in jail over the sea to ply their trade in Europe.

The Stewart grave robbery ended the career of the ghouls, and the

Charley Ross case put a stop to child-stealing for a generation,

by making those crimes unprofitable. The public excitement was

so great that it proved impossible for the thieves to deliver the

goods and effect the change for ransom. At intervals for years

these cases kept turning up in one new phase or another. You could

never tell where to look for them. Indeed, I have to thank the

Stewart ghouls for the first public recognition that came to me in

those early years of toil. Of all the mysteries that ever vexed a

reporter's soul, that was the most agonizing. The police, most of

the time, were as much in the dark as the rest of us, and nothing

was to be got from that source. Heaven knows I tried. In our desperation

we caught at every straw. One stormy night in the hottest of the

excitement Judge Hilton, who had offered the $50,000 reward for

the stolen body on behalf of Mrs. Stewart, went to Headquarters

and stayed an hour in the detective office. When he came out, he

was attended by two of the oldest and ablest detectives. Clearly

something big was on foot. They were just like so many sphinxes,

and went straight to the carriage that waited at the Mulberry Street

door. I do not know how it ever entered my head; perhaps it didn't

at all, but was just done mechanically. The wind had blown out the

lamp on the steps, and the street was in profound darkness. As they

stepped into the carriage, I, with only the notion in my head that

here was news which must be got somehow, went in last and sank down

in the vacant seat, pulling the door to after me. The carriage went

on. To my intense relief, it rounded the corner. I was undiscovered!

But at that moment it came to a sudden stop. An invisible hand opened

the door, and, grasping my collar, gently but firmly propelled me

into the street and dropped me there. Then the carriage went on.

Not a word had been spoken. They understood and so did I. It was

enough.

[Illustration: The carriage went on]

But, as I said, I had my revenge. It came when the opposition

reporters, believing the mystery to be near its solution, [Footnote:

This was, as nearly as I remember, in the autumn of 1879, the year

following the robbery] entered into a conspiracy to forestall it

and deliberately invented the lines of the coming denouement. Day

by day they published its progress "upon the authority of a high

official" who never existed, announcing that "behind each one of

the grave-robbers stood a detective with uplifted hand" ready to

arrest him when the word was given. It was truly the dawn of yellow

journalism. With such extraordinary circumstantiality were the

accounts given that for once my office wavered in its faith in Ensign

and me. Amos Ensign was my partner at the time, a fine fellow and

a good reporter. If we turned out to be wrong, we were given to

understand our careers on the _Tribune_ would be at an end. I slept

little or none during that month of intense work and excitement,

but spent my days as my nights sifting every scrap of evidence.

There was nothing to justify the stories, and we maintained in our

paper that they were lies. Mr. Shanks himself left the city desk

and came up to work with us. His head, too, would fall, we heard,

if his faith in the police office had been misplaced. The bubble

burst at last, and, as we expected, there was nothing in it. The

_Tribune_ was justified. The opposition reporters were fined or

suspended. Ensign and I were made much of in the office. I have

still the bulletin in which Mr. Shanks spoke of me as the man whose

work had done much to "make the _Tribune_ police reports the best

in the city." Sweet comfort for "the Dutchman"! My salary was raised,

but that was of less account. We had saved the day and the desk.

After that it was not all pulling up-stream in Mulberry Street.

Nothing in this world succeeds like success.

[Illustration: The Bulletin.]

Before that I had been once suspended myself for missing something

in this very case. I was not to blame, and therefore was angry and

refused to make explanations. That night, as I sat sulking in my

home in Brooklyn, a big warehouse fire broke out down town. From

our house on the hill I watched it grow beyond control, and knew

that the boys were hard put to it. It was late, and as I thought

of the hastening hours, the police reporter got the better of the

man, and I hurried down to take a hand. When I turned up in the

office after midnight to write the story, the night editor eyed me

curiously.

"I thought, Riis, you were suspended," he said.

For a moment I wavered, smarting under the injustice of it all.

But my note-book reminded me.

"I am," I said, "and when I am done with this I am going home till

you send for me. But this fire--can I have a desk?"

The night editor got up and came over and shook hands. "Take mine,"

he said. "There! take it!"

They sent for me the next day.

It is not to be supposed that all this was smooth sailing. Along

with the occasional commendations for battles won against "the mob"

went constant and grievous complaints of the editors supplied by

the Associated Press, and even by some in my own office now and

then, of my "style." It was very bad, according to my critics,

altogether editorial and presuming, and not to be borne. So I was

warned that I must mend it and give the facts, sparing comments.

By that I suppose they meant that I must write, not what I thought,

but what they probably might think of the news. But, good or bad,

I could write in no other way, and kept right on. Not that I think,

by any manners of means, that it was the best way, but it was

mine. And goodness knows I had no desire to be an editor. I have

not now. I prefer to be a reporter and deal with the facts to being

an editor and lying about them. In the end the complaints died out.

I suppose I was given up as hopeless.

Perhaps there had crept into my reports too much of my fight with

the police. For by that time I had included them in "the opposition."

They had not been friendly from the first, and it was best so.

I had them all in front then, and an open enemy is better any day

than a false friend who may stab you in the back. In the quarter

of a century since, I have seldom been on any other terms with the

police. I mean with the heads of them. The rank and file, the man

with the nightstick as Roosevelt liked to call him, is all right,

if properly led. He has rarely been properly led. It may be that,

in that respect at least, my reports might have been tempered

somewhat to advantage. Though I don't know. I prefer, after all,

to have it out, all out. And it did come out, and my mind was

relieved; which was something.

[Illustration: "The General said never a word."]

Speaking of night-sticks reminds me of seeing General Grant in his

to my mind greatest hour, the only time he was ever beaten, and

by a policeman. I told his son, Fred Grant, of it when he became

a Police Commissioner in the nineties, but I do not think he

appreciated it. He was not cast in his great father's mould. The

occasion I refer to was after the General's second term in the

Presidency. He was staying at the Fifth Avenue Hotel when one

morning the Masonic Temple was burned. The fire-line was drawn

halfway down the block toward Fifth Avenue, but the police were much

hampered by the crowd, and were out of patience when I, standing by,

saw a man in a great ulster with head buried deep in the collar,

a cigar sticking straight out, coming down the street from the

hotel. I recognized him at sight as General Grant. The policeman

who blocked his way did not. He grabbed him by the collar, swung

him about, and, hitting him a resounding whack across the back with

his club, yelled out:--

"What's the matter with you? Don't you see the fire-lines? Chase

yourself out of here, and be quick about it."

The General said never a word. He did not stop to argue the matter.

He had run up against a sentinel, and when stopped went the other

way. That was all. The man had a right to be there; he had none.

I was never so much an admirer of Grant as since that day. It was

true greatness. A smaller man would have made a row, stood upon

his dignity and demanded the punishment of the policeman. As for

him, there was probably never so badly frightened a policeman when

I told him whom he had clubbed. I will warrant he did not sleep for

a week, fearing all kinds of things. No need of it. Grant probably

never gave him a thought.

It was in pursuit of the story of a Breton nobleman of hoped-for

ancient lineage that I met with the most disheartening set-back of

my experience. The setting of the case was most alluring. The old

baron--for he was nothing less, though in Minetta Lane he passed

for a cat's-meat man who peddled his odd ware from door to door--had

been found by the police sick and starving in his wretched cellar,

and had been taken to Bellevue Hospital. The inevitable _de_

suggested the story, and papers that I found in his trunk--papers

most carefully guarded and cherished--told enough of it to whet my

appetite to its keenest edge. If the owner could only be made to

talk, if his stubborn family pride could only be overcome, there

was every promise here of a sensation by means of which who could

tell but belated justice might even be done him and his family--apart

from the phenomenal trouncing I should be administering through

him to my rivals. Visions of conspiracies, court intrigues,

confiscations, and what not, danced before my greedy mental vision.

I flew rather than walked up to Bellevue Hospital to offer him my

paper and pen in the service of right and of vengeance, only to

find that I was twenty-four hours late. The patient had already

been transferred to the Charity Hospital as a bad case. The boat

had gone; there would not be another for several hours. I could not

wait, but it was a comfort, at all events, to know that my baron

was where I could get at him on the morrow. I dreamed some more

dreams of happiness as I went back, and was content.

As it happened, I was very busy the next day and for several days

after. The week was nearly spent when I found myself on the boat

going up to the island. At the hospital office they reassured me

with a queer look. Yes; my man was there, likely to stay there for

a little while. The doctor would presently take me to see him on

his rounds. In one of the big wards I found him at last, numbered

in the row of beds among a score of other human wrecks, a little

old man, bent and haggard, but with some of the dignity, I fancied,

of his noble descent upon his white and wrinkled brow. He sat up

in bed, propped by pillows, and listened with hungry eyes as, in

French which I had most carefully polished up for the occasion,

I told him my errand. When at last I paused, waiting anxiously

for an answer, he laid one trembling hand on mine--I noticed that

the other hung limp from the shoulder--and made, as it seemed, a

superhuman effort to speak; but only inarticulate, pitiful sounds

came forth. I looked appealingly at the doctor.

"Dumb," he said, and shook his head. "Paralysis involving the vocal

organs. He will never speak again."

And he didn't. He was buried in the Potter's Field the next week.

For once I was too late. The story of the last of my barons remains

untold until this hour.

And now that this chapter, somewhat against my planning, has become

wholly the police reporter's, I shall have to bring up my _cause

celebre_, though that came a long while after my getting into

Mulberry Street. I shall not have so good an opportunity again. It

was the occasion of the last of my many battles for the mastery;

but, more than that, it illustrates very well that which I have

been trying to describe as a reporter's public function. We had

been for months in dread of a cholera scourge that summer, when,

mousing about the Health Department one day, I picked up the weekly

analysis of the Croton water and noticed that there had been for

two weeks past "a trace of nitrites" in the water. I asked the

department chemist what it was. He gave an evasive answer, and my

curiosity was at once aroused. There must be no unknown or doubtful

ingredient in the water supply of a city of two million souls.

Like Caesar's wife, it must be above suspicion. Within an hour I

had learned that the nitrites meant in fact that there had been at

one time sewage contamination; consequently that we were face to

face with a most grave problem. How had the water become polluted,

and who guaranteed that it was not in that way even then, with the

black death threatening to cross the ocean from Europe?

I sounded the warning in my paper, then the _Evening Sun_, counselled

the people to boil the water pending further discoveries, then

took my camera and went up in the watershed. I spent a week there,

following to its source every stream that discharged into the

Croton River and photographing my evidence wherever I found it.

When I told my story in print, illustrated with the pictures, the

town was astounded. The Board of Health sent inspectors to the

watershed, who reported that things were worse a great deal than I

had said. Populous towns sewered directly into our drinking-water.

There was not even a pretence at decency. The people bathed and

washed their dogs in the streams. The public town dumps were on

their banks. The rival newspapers tried to belittle the evil because

their reporters were beaten. Running water purifies itself, they

said. So it does, if it runs far enough and long enough. I put

that matter to the test. Taking the case of a town some sixty miles

out of New York, one of the worst offenders, I ascertained from the

engineer of the water-works how long it ordinarily took to bring

water from the Sodom reservoir just beyond, down to the housekeepers'

faucets in the city. Four days, I think it was. Then I went to the

doctors and asked them how many days a vigorous cholera bacillus

might live and multiply in running water. About seven, said they.

My case was made. There was needed but a single case of the dreaded

scourge in any one of a dozen towns or villages that were on the

line of travel from the harbor in which a half score ships were under

quarantine, to put the metropolis at the mercy of an inconceivable

calamity.

There was in all this no attempt at sensation. It was simple fact,

as any one could see for himself. The health inspectors' report

clinched the matter. The newspapers editorially abandoned their

reporters to ridicule and their fate. The city had to purchase a

strip of land along the streams wide enough to guard against direct

pollution. It cost millions of dollars, but it was the merest

trifle to what a cholera epidemic would have meant to New York in

loss of commercial prestige, let alone human lives. The contention

over that end of it was transferred to Albany, where the politicians

took a hand. What is there they do not exploit? Years after, meeting

one of them who knew my share in it, he asked me, with a wink and

a confidential shove, "how much I got out of it." When I told him

"nothing," I knew that upon my own statement he took me for either

a liar or a fool, the last being considerably the worse of the two

alternatives.

In all of this battlesome account I have said nothing about the

biggest fight of all. I had that with myself. In the years that

had passed I had never forgotten the sergeant in the Church Street

police station, and my dog. It is the kind of thing you do not get

over. Way back in my mind there was the secret thought, the day I

went up to Mulberry Street, that my time was coming at last. And

now it had come. I had a recognized place at Headquarters, and

place in the police world means power, more or less. The backing of

the _Tribune_ had given me influence. More I had conquered myself

in my fights with the police. Enough for revenge! At the thought

I flushed with anger. It has power yet to make my blood boil, the

thought of that night in the station-house.

It was then my great temptation came. No doubt the sergeant was

still there. If not, I could find him. I knew the day and hour when

it happened. They were burned into my brain. I had only to turn

to the department records to find out who made out the returns on

that October morning while I was walking the weary length of the

trestle-work bridge across Raritan Bay, to have him within reach.

There were a hundred ways in which I could hound him then, out of

place and pay, even as he had driven me forth from the last poor

shelter and caused my only friend to be killed.

Speak not to me of the sweetness of revenge! Of all unhappy mortals

the vengeful man must be the most wretched. I suffered more in

the anticipation of mine than ever I had when smarting under the

injury, grievous as the memory of it is to me even now. Day after day

I went across the street to begin the search. For hours I lingered

about the record clerk's room where they kept the old station-house

blotters, unable to tear myself away. Once I even had the one from

Church Street of October, 1870, in my hands; but I did not open

it. Even as I held it I saw another and a better way. I would kill

the abuse, not the man who was but the instrument and the victim of

it. For never was parody upon Christian charity more corrupting to

human mind and soul than the frightful abomination of the police

lodging-house, sole provision made by the municipality for its

homeless wanderers. Within a year I have seen the process in full

operation in Chicago, have heard a sergeant in the Harrison Street

Station there tell me, when my indignation found vent in angry

words, that they "cared less for those men and women than for the

cur dogs in the street." Exactly so! My sergeant was of the same

stamp. Those dens, daily association with them, had stamped him.

Then and there I resolved to wipe them out, bodily, if God gave me

health and strength. And I put the book away quick and never saw

it again. I do not know till this day who the sergeant was, and I

am glad I do not. It is better so.

Of what I did to carry out my purpose, and how it was done, I must

tell hereafter. It was the source and beginning of all the work

which justifies the writing of these pages; and among all the things

which I have been credited with doing since it is one of the few in

which I really bore a strong hand. And yet it was not mine which

finally wrought that great work, but a stronger and better than

mine, Theodore Roosevelt's. Even while I was writing this account

we together drove in the last nail in the coffin of the bad old

days, by persuading the Charter Revision Commission to remove from

the organic law of the city the clause giving to the police the

care of vagrants, which was the cause of it all. It had remained

over in the Charter of the Greater New York in spite of our protests.

It was never the proper business of the police to dispense charity.

They have their hands full with repressing crime. It is the mixing of

the two that confuses standards and makes trouble without end for

those who receive the "charity," and even more for those who dispense

it. You cannot pervert the first and finest of human instincts

without corrupting men: witness my sergeant in Church Street and

his Chicago brother.

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