I gripped her wrist suddenly and put the paper-knife to her throat.

"_We_ are alone," I hissed--or whatever you do to a sentence without any

"s's" in it to make it dramatic. "Your friends cannot save you now.

Prepare to--er--come a walk up the hill with me."

"Help! Help!" whispered Myra. She hesitated a moment; then swung herself

out of the hammock and went in for her hat.

We climbed up a steep path which led to the rock-village above us.

Simpson had told us that we must see the village; still more earnestly

he had begged us to see Corsica. The view of Corsica was to be obtained

from a point some miles up--too far to go before lunch.

"However, we can always say we saw it," I reassured Myra. "From this

distance you can't be certain of recognising an island you don't know.

Any small cloud on the horizon will do."

"I know it on the map."

"Yes, but it looks quite different in real life. The great thing is to

be able to assure Simpson at lunch that the Corsican question is now

closed. When we're a little higher up, I shall say, 'Surely that's

Corsica?' and you'll say, 'Not _Corsica_,?" as though you'd rather

expected the Isle of Wight; and then it'll be all over. Hallo!

We had just passed the narrow archway leading into the courtyard of the

village and were following the path up the hill. But in that moment of

passing we had been observed. Behind us a dozen village children now

trailed eagerly.

"Oh, the dears!" cried Myra.

"But I think we made a mistake to bring them," I said severely. "No one

is prouder of our--one, two, three ... I make it eleven--our eleven

children than I am, but there are times when Father and Mother want to

be alone."

"I'm sorry, dear. I thought you'd be so proud to have them all with

you."

"I _am_ proud of them. To reflect that all the--one, two ... I make it

thirteen--all these thirteen are ours is very inspiring. But I don't

like people to think that we cannot afford our youngest, our little

Philomène, shoes and stockings. And Giuseppe should have washed his face

since last Friday. These are small matters, but they are very trying to

a father."

"Have you any coppers?" asked Myra suddenly. "You forgot their

pocket-money last week."

"One, two, three--I cannot possibly afford--one, two, three, four----

Myra, I do wish you'd count them definitely and tell mo how many we

have. One likes to know. I cannot afford pocket-money for more than a

dozen."

"Ten." She took a franc from me and gave it to the biggest girl.

(Anne-Marie, our first, and getting on so nicely with her French.)

Rapidly she explained what was to be done with it, Anne-Marie's look of

intense rapture slowly straightening itself to one of ordinary gratitude

as the financial standing of the other nine in the business became

clear. Then we waved farewell to our family and went on.

High above the village, a thousand feet above the sea, we rested, and

looked down upon the silvery olives stretching into the blue ... and

more particularly upon one red roof which stood up amid the grey-green

trees.

"That's the Cardews' villa," I said.

Myra was silent.

When Myra married me she promised to love, honour and write all my

thank-you-very-much letters for me, for we agreed before the ceremony

that the word "obey" should mean nothing more than that. There are two

sorts of T. Y. V. M. letters--the "Thank you very much for asking us, we

shall be delighted to come," and the "Thank you very much for having us,

we enjoyed it immensely." With these off my mind I could really

concentrate on my work, or my short mashie shots, or whatever was of

importance. But there was now a new kind of letter to write, and one

rather outside the terms of our original understanding. A friend of mine

had told his friends the Cardews that we were going out to the Riviera

and would let them know when we arrived ... and we had arrived a week

ago.

"It isn't at all an easy letter to write," said Myra. "It's practically

asking a stranger for hospitality."

"Let us say 'indicating our readiness to accept it.' It sounds better."

Myra smiled slowly to herself.

"'Dear Mrs. Cardew,'" she said, "'we are ready for lunch when you are.

Yours sincerely.'"

"Well, that's the idea."

"And then what about the others? If the Cardews are going to be nice we

don't want to leave Dahlia and all of them out of it."

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