CHAPTER IV.

SOCIETY AS THE PEOPLE FOUND IT, NOVEMBER 8, 1892.

Society, as the people found it, on last election day, was certainly

not as attractive as that autocratic gentleman, the distinguished Ward

McAllister found it, and has helped to make it, as related by him in a

book which has been published with much flourish of trumpets, entitled

“Society as _I_ Have Found It.”

While the volume itself hardly rises to the dignity of a dime novel,

it still, doubtless, is a true statement and record of the doings and

pretensions of the very class of people who, by their presumption, have

aroused the silent and sullen indignation of America. The book referred

to, and its writer, Ward McAllister, of course, received a large share

of criticism and ridicule. The absurdities of the book impressed the

critics of the newspapers all over the land. It was made a butt for

the squibs, sarcasm, and ridicule of some man on every newspaper

throughout the country. Passages were selected from the book wherein

Mr. McAllister poses himself in the position of a first-class cook,

and where he recounts how he has been playing the millinery maid for

some lady of fashion. Of course, it struck every one as ridiculous that

any manly man who claimed to be an American should be impressed by the

criticism made upon the “cut of the tails of his dress-coat,” or to

pay any attention to the advice of “a well-dressed Englishman, well up

in all matters pertaining to society,” as to the peculiar fashion to

be adopted concerning a man’s hat; how he should wear his watch-chain,

etc. All such things were so extremely amusing and so utterly farcical

to the brainworkers attached to the newspapers, that they held up the

book and McAllister as objects to create merriment. That was the only

possible view that could be taken by them of anything so absurdly funny

as a man’s highest ambition, his idea of dignity, his aim in life being

so small as that evidenced in McAllister’s autobiography.

There was another side to that question. A creature like McAllister

is not a spontaneous or instantaneous creation of our great Republic.

There must have existed a congenial atmosphere in his “smart set” to

produce an exotic of such rare and unattractive perfume. Had it not

been perfectly apparent that Ward McAllister was not the only person

who imitated and aped foreign manners, and desired to create a social

distinction in America, the book would have been a roaring farce.

Had the people at large supposed that he was the single individual in

America who approved of and earnestly desired to create a collection

of idiots who should claim that “caste” could exist in our country,

then the people would have regarded him much in the manner they would a

buffoon on the stage of a theatre, or some idiot who, from a desire to

attract attention, paints his face sky-blue. But the very advertising

that this blooming flower of sham aristocracy received at the hands

of the newspapers--which was done by the newspaper men in a spirit of

levity, possessing, as they do, sufficient brains to find McAllister

and his subject utterly absurd, in conjunction with many other

well-advertised and extravagantly absurd assumptions on the part of the

wealthy, made a much deeper impression upon the minds of the “Common

People” than it was supposed that it would or could do. McAllister’s

“smart set” in this country--and his “smart set” is not confined to

New York City, but exists in some form or manner in every city, town,

village, and county in the Union--this McAllister-like “smart set” in

each little community, as well as in the large cities, has managed by

its arrogance and assumed superiority to arouse a spirit of resentment

among the “Common People” of the Abraham Lincoln and Andrew Jackson

stamp, because the masses have seen an attempt to establish something

which would create an inequality between the citizens of the Republic.

It was a monstrous joke that the Knights of the Pencil saw in

McAllister and his “Society as I Have Found It,” and, like the

keen-witted men that they are, they proceeded to hurl the javelins of

their wit and sarcasm at this balloon of idiocy and impudence; but in

piercing the balloon, the nauseating odor arising from its explosion

pervaded the nostrils of the “Common People” with more than ordinary

unsavoriness.

In every little village and town, and even through the farming

sections, there is some would-be Ward McAllister and “smart set;”

some little circle who from some imagined cause or reason, in their

own conceit are a little better than the typical old settlers of our

country, who brought the Republic into existence. They try to impress,

and sometimes most insultingly, this supposed superiority upon the

minds of the “Common People.” In one little village it will be, for

example, the owner of some protected little factory, which, in the

wisdom of the legislators, has been protected to encourage and increase

the industries of our country. In the solicitude of the legislators for

the welfare of the people (acting honestly and in the best interests

of the country), they have created the possibility for this man, this

small manufacturer in the little village referred to, to accumulate

a few thousand dollars more than his fellow citizens of the little

village. The money has not been earned either by his sagacity, business

ability, superior education, nor his intrinsic merit as a commercial

genius. It is the result of accidents and the necessity that the

legislators honestly felt existed, to create manufactories in our own

country, to furnish the articles consumed by the people, rather than to

buy the same from England and other foreign countries, sending our gold

abroad out of the country in payment therefor.

The honesty of purpose and the wisdom of the action of the legislative

part of the Government, it is not the province of this book to

question. It is to record the result of the action upon the social

relations of the different members of that little community, or

village, in which the small factory was established, and the attendant

unhappiness arising from the accumulation of a disproportioned amount

of money in the hands of one of the citizens of the community. The

manufacturer, becoming prosperous, began to assume an air of social

superiority. He was enabled to take a trip every now and again to

some near-by city. He there saw his model McAllister. He returned to

his village with un-American affectations, aping the manner of his

model--the McAllister of his near-by city. He began to draw around

him (in much the same manner as McAllister describes the creation of

the “Patriarchs” of New York) those whom he deemed suitable for that

superior social position which he, modelling the machinery after the

manner of the city McAllister, deemed so desirable.

Before proceeding to describe the birth of this superior social

class, and the method of its organization, for which information we

are indebted to this Prince of Cooks and Coats--McAllister--it is

desirable to regard in a political way this local would-be aristocrat,

the manufacturer. He imagines that Protection, the tariff, by which he

has been enabled to amass the wealth, as the foundation upon which he

bases his claim to a more exalted position, socially, than his fellow

citizens, is entirely due to the doctrines of the Republican party.

He loses sight of the fact that the Republican party did not owe its

origin to Protection. The Abraham Lincoln Republican party did not owe

its victory and popularity in the hearts of the people to Protection.

There were other causes which operated powerfully in producing the

result of the election in 1860; but the manufacturer of that little

village, before mentioned, absorbed by the one idea that Protection

has been the one cause of his success, and that it was due to the

Republican party, becomes oblivious to the fact that the necessities of

the Government, during a war to preserve the Federal Union, became so

great that revenue had to be derived from some source, and that many of

the duties imposed upon foreign importations by the Republican party

had for their cause the stern necessity of the soldiers in the field,

fighting to preserve the Union; that the war was not a battle for

Protection. It had for its origin other and very different causes.

The war, which had been the outgrowth of the election of the candidate

of the Republican party, created expenses which the Republican

administration had to meet, and as a means to that end it became

necessary to increase the existing duty and to place new duties upon

imported manufactured articles. And by so doing they carried to a

successful termination the great struggle for the preservation of

the Union, to which the Republican party had pledged itself; which,

together with the inclination and desire of some of the prominent

members of the Republican party to increase the manufacturing

industries of the country, has brought about that Protection and tariff

by which he, the village manufacturer, has profited. He never stops

to consider whether the tariff was a means to the end so profoundly

desired, the preservation of the Union, a means of furnishing sinews

of war by which the stars were retained upon our flag. He regards the

tariff and Protection only in its personal aspect. The Republican

party, to him, means his benefactor, to whom he owes an eternal debt of

gratitude for enabling him to acquire that which, without Protection

and tariff, he never could have obtained in the open field of the

commercial battle wherein the world at large may contend. The position

held by great thinkers of the Abraham Lincoln period is utterly

unappreciated by him. That this tariff and Protection, which has been

such a boon to him, was not created for his especial benefit, never

suggests itself to his mind; that men of the Lincoln day and stamp

should have had in view only the preservation of the Union and creating

a fund to pay the expenses of those engaged to accomplish that end,

does not occur to the village manufacturer.

In fact, many of the Republican politicians have made too much of

the Protection doctrine and not enough of the cause that created it.

This village, protected, small manufacturer, communing with himself,

concludes that without Protection he could never have amassed that

wealth which he is endeavoring to make elevate him above the social

status of his fellow citizens. He acknowledges, possibly, to himself,

that without Protection he might still be struggling for existence upon

an equal plane with the “Common People,” above whose heads he hopes

to elevate himself socially. He regards only the Republican party of

to-day, utterly oblivious to the fact that he and men of the McAllister

and the “smart set” type have no just appreciation and no great

admiration for the father of the Republican party, Abraham Lincoln, and

his doctrines, which are the doctrines and sentiments of the “Common

People.” He merely knows that Protection helped _him_, and he cares

nothing for what it was that brought about Protection and compelled the

Republican party to advocate a high tariff during the Civil War.

Hence, this village manufacturer, this would-be social leader, the

imitator of the city Ward McAllister, is a most ardent Republican. The

little set of satellites which he gathers round him, glad to imitate

the examples and opinions of one who has attained success and who is

a recognized leader of this social movement to create “Caste” in our

communities, become also ardent Republicans. In other words, it becomes

almost a mark of respectability (so called) in the little community

wherein resides the small protected manufacturer, to be a Republican.

The very word “Democrat” smacks so much of the “Common People.” A man

of intelligence, education, or wealth, who is a Democrat, becomes a

social anomaly in that little community. A few prominent men through

the land, who have become associated with the Democratic party, are

spoken of merely as the result of inherited opinions through a long

line of ancestry, similar to an inherited religion, or a motto on a

coat-of-arms. A man who believes in Democracy, in its broad sense,

is regarded in these little communities, when he is possessed of

education, intelligence, and money, as a kind of firebrand. His every

action is viewed with suspicion. So firmly has it become fixed in

the minds of this little set of satellites, who surround the local

manufacturing magnate, that “Republicanism” and “respectability” are

synonymous, that they find it utterly incompatible with reason and

refinement for a man to be respectable, according to their definition

of the term, and not at the same time be a Republican.

The “Common People” in these little communities, many of whom have been

Republicans with Abraham Lincoln, many of whom were veteran soldiers of

the Union, became more incensed by the impression created by this local

“smart set,” than convinced by argument, during the campaign of 1892.

Before proceeding to more fully dissect the sentiment created by this

kind of nonsense, and by its almost invariable association with the

Republican party throughout the land, we will return to the admirable,

unabashed Ward McAllister, and quote something from his text-book of

snobbery, as to the methods adopted in the creation of the “smart set”

in New York, which has furnished a model for similar creations through

the length and breadth of the land.

“As a child,” writes this scion of a race of nobles(?), “I had often

listened with great interest to my father’s account of his visit to

London, with Dominick Lynch, the greatest swell and beau that New

York had ever known. He would describe his going with this friend to

Almack’s, finding themselves in a brilliant assemblage of people,

knowing no one and no one deigning to notice them; Lynch, turning to my

father, exclaimed: ‘Well, my friend, geese, indeed, were we, to thrust

ourselves in here, where we are evidently not wanted.’ He had hardly

finished the sentence when the Duke of Wellington (to whom they had

brought letters, and who had sent them tickets to Almack’s) entered,

looked around, and seeing them, at once approached them, took each

by the arm and walked them twice up and down the room; then, pleading

an engagement, said ‘Good-night’ and left. Their countenances fell as

he rapidly left the room, but the door had barely closed on him when

all crowded around them, and in a few minutes they were presented to

everyone of note, and had a charming evening. He described to us how

Almack’s originated--all by the banding together of powerful women of

influence for the purpose of getting up these balls, and in this way

making them the greatest social events of London society.

“Remembering all this, I resolved, in 1872, to establish in New York an

American Almack’s, taking men instead of women, being careful to select

only the leading representative men of the city, who had the right to

create and lead society. I knew all would depend upon our making a

proper selection. I made up an Executive Committee of three gentlemen,

who daily met at my house, and we went to work in earnest to make a

list of those we should ask to join in the undertaking. One of this

committee, a very bright, clever man, hit upon the name of ‘Patriarchs’

for the Association, which was at once adopted, and then, after some

discussion, we limited the number of Patriarchs to twenty-five, and

that each Patriarch, for his subscription, should have the right of

inviting to each ball four ladies and five gentlemen, including himself

and family; that all distinguished strangers, up to fifty, should be

asked; and then established the rules governing the giving of these

balls--all of which, with some slight modifications, have been carried

out to the letter to this day. The following gentlemen were then asked

to become ‘Patriarchs,’ and at once joined the little band:

John Jacob Astor,

William Astor,

De Lancey Kane,

Ward McAllister,

George Henry Warren,

Eugene A. Livingston,

William Butler Duncan,

E. Templeton Snelling,

Lewis Colford Jones,

John W. Hamersley,

Benjamin S. Welles,

Frederick Sheldon,

Royal Phelps,

Edwin A. Post,

A. Gracie King,

Lewis M. Rutherford,

Robert G. Remsen,

Wm. C. Schermerhorn,

Francis R. Rives,

Maturin Livingston,

Alex. Van Rensselaer,

Walter Langdon,

F. G. D’Hauteville,

C. C. Goodhue,

William R. Travers.”

These proud patriots, constituting a tribunal upon whose decision a

man’s claim to social equality with any other citizen in New York must

rest, could find much in the conduct of their descendants to question

with regard to their title to social superiority. The ventilation

given to the Drayton-Borrowe-Millbank affair reflected no great credit

upon the great name Astor--the first on the list of the “Patriarchs.”

The asinine utterances of a descendant of another of the “Patriarchs,”

which is here given, gives little evidence of inherited wisdom or

common sense.

In the curious case recently tried in New York relative to the right of

a women’s association to erect a statue to a lady who, though counted

among the metropolitan “Four Hundred,” was possessed of much public

spirit and philanthropic energy, one of the witnesses--a member of

the same family--testified that her grandfather “never invited such

people as Horace Greeley” to his house. A correspondent of the New York

_World_ enquires:

“Is it possible that we have an aristocratic society in this

republican country of ours to which the great founder of the

_Tribune_ could not be admitted? Horace Greeley was born in New

Hampshire, the native State of Gen. John Stark, Levi Woodbury,

Daniel Webster, and a long line of soldiers, statesmen, and men

famous in literature. If it is a title to aristocracy to belong

to a family who were original settlers of the country, the

Hamiltons are comparatively a new people, the great founder of

the family being an emigrant from the West Indian island of Nevis

about the year 1770. The Schuylers derive their distinction from

Major-General Philip Schuyler, who was a distinguished officer of

the Revolution, but whose services could not compare with those of

that sterling old hero of Bennington--John Stark.

“Why, Mr. Editor, there are thousands of good Democratic citizens

who can trace back their descent to the Pilgrim Fathers, more than

a hundred years before Alexander Hamilton landed from the West

Indies. Is it not a relic of feudal times and barbarism to claim

distinction above our fellows and superiority of birth on account

of the deeds of an ancestor a hundred or more years ago?

“‘Honor and fame from no condition rise.

Act well your part; there all the honor lies.’”

[Illustration: JOHN D. ROCKEFELLER,

A MAGNATE OF THE STANDARD OIL COMPANY.]

Shades of the great dead of journalism, the Bennetts, Raymonds, and

others who have left the stamp of their genius upon newspaperdom in

America, look down and pity the inane idiot who gives utterance to

sentiments concerning Horace Greeley like those of the descendant of

one of the “Patriarchs!” And men who occupy positions in the world of

journalism, like Halstead, Cockerill, Clark Howell, how like you such

utterances?

Really, had Horace Greeley been alive and known of such an utterly

meaningless assertion, doubtless the old genius would have smiled;

but here is the query: Would it not have made a Democrat of every

female member of his family, who regarded him as the epitome of worth,

virtue, and merit? That a man like Horace Greeley, who had arrived at a

position so pre-eminent as to disregard the snarls of puppies, should

be amused at such a statement, would not be astonishing; but it would

be none the less disagreeable for the women of his family. A woman’s

life is essentially social.

This illustration, and it would be impossible to find a better, of

this nauseating attempt to establish “caste” in our country, will

demonstrate the assertion that attempted class distinction has not

been confined to the laboring man, the workman, or the poor man, but

has been attempted, and made obnoxious, in every degree of wealth,

learning, and position. The little country or village manufacturing

magnate, whose Republicanism is not the Republicanism of _principles_

nor the Republicanism advocated by Abraham Lincoln, has adopted

the scheme set forth by Ward McAllister as a successful one, to be

imitated in his little community, in establishing his own little “smart

set”--his own local “Patriarchs.” Proceeding upon that basis, he and

his little band of innovators have attempted an improvement upon the

social system of each little community, which has become associated

in the minds of the “Common People” of these little communities with

Republicanism; and, therefore, the Republican party, in November last,

was forced to bear the opprobrium that attached itself, in the minds of

the “Common People,” to the “smart set” in their little communities.

Never was a greater mistake made than in supposing that the influence

of this attempted social distinction shall only influence the laborers

and working classes of a community. In proportion as a man, by increase

of wealth and reputation, acquires in the work-a-day world a higher

position with regard to the influence that he wields in the business

or professional world, just so much more bitterly does he resent

the arrogance of the few, who, like the Patriarchs, would establish

a tribunal to try their fellow citizens concerning their social

positions, at which those outside of the charmed circle have no

opportunity to appear and offer proofs and evidence of their worth and

merit. The banker who finds that his wife has been neglected when the

invitations to the Patriarchs’ ball are distributed, feels as keenly

and resentfully the insult as does the longshoreman upon finding that

his wife has not been invited to the butchers’ ball.

Be honest with yourselves, and you will find, down in your hearts, a

very ocean of bitterness occasioned by some slight or insult inflicted

upon your family; and these are the things to which men do not give

words, but which are silently felt, and to change which men silently

voted.

American men bestow upon the women of their families a degree of

devotion and admiration greater than that given by foreigners generally

to their families. The Americans have exalted the women of our

land, irrespective of wealth or condition, to a position of so much

pre-eminence in our social affairs, that in that department of our

lives our women are permitted to have absolute sway and control.

A man who dawdles around society, permitting it to absorb his time and

attention, loses in a certain degree the respect of the large mass of

American men. He is considered rather effeminate. Our social lives are

controlled by the woman. Our opinions are moulded by her; hence, we

feel that, on subjects of a social nature, her judgment, opinions, and

thoughts are entitled to the greatest respect--in fact, controlling

largely our own. Hence the mighty influence of the women who had become

resentfully Democratic because of social snubs. One woman had not been

invited to the Patriarch’s ball; another to the railroad magnate’s

ball; another to the Standard Oil Company king’s entertainment; and,

so on, it runs all down through the different stages created by this

attempted crime of “caste,” leaving behind it a sting in the hearts of

each home as it passes, until it reaches the laborer and strikes him

and his with telling force and effect. The Fricks, Carnegies, Goulds,

Vanderbilts, Astors, become names as hateful to him as Tarquin’s ever

was to the Roman “Common People.”

[Illustration: WARD MacALLISTER.

Self-Appointed Leader of the “Four Hundred” of New York.

“A Prince of Cooks and Coats.”]

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