OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.

(_By Mr. Punch's Staff of Learned Clerks._)

In looking at the title-page of _John Seneschal's Margaret_ (HODDER

AND STOUGHTON) no lover of good stories but will be saddened by the

reflection that the superscription, "by AGNES and EGERTON CASTLE," is

there seen for the last time. The double signature, herald of how much

pleasure in the past, is here attached to a cheerfully improbable

but well-told tale of the after-war about a returned soldier who was

mistaken for his dead fellow-prisoner and hailed as son, heir and

_fiancé_ by the different members of the welcoming group in the home

that wasn't his. The descriptions of this home, by the way--a house

whose identification will be easy enough for those who know the

beautiful North-Dorset country--are as good as any part of the book.

If you protest that the resulting situation is not only wildly

improbable but becoming a stock-in-trade of our novelists, I must

admit the first charge, but point out that the authors here secure

originality by making the deception an unintended one. _John Tempest_,

who in the hardships of his escape has lost memory of his own

identity, never ceases to protest that he is at least not the other

_John_ for whom the members of the _Seneschal_ family persist in

taking him--a twist that makes for piquancy if hardly for added

probability. However, the inevitable solution of the problem provides

a story entertaining enough, though not, I think, one that will

obliterate your memory of others, incomparable, from hands to which we

all owe a debt of long enjoyment.

I read _Inisheeny_ (METHUEN), as I believe I have read every story by

the same hand, at one sitting. Whose was the hand I will ask you to

guess. Characters: one Church of Ireland parson, drily humorous, as

narrator; one lively heroine with archæological father, hunting for

relics; one schoolboy; one young and over-zealous R.I.C. officer on

the look-out for concealed arms; poachers, innkeepers, peasants, etc.

Action, mostly amphibious, passes between the mainland of Western

Ireland and a small islet off the coast. Will the gentleman who said

"GEORGE A. BIRMINGHAM" kindly consider himself entitled to ten nuts?

I suppose it was the mention of an islet that finally gave away my

simple secret. Mr. "BIRMINGHAM" is one of the too few authors who

understand what emotion an island of the proper size and right

distance from the coast can raise in the human breast. _Inisheeny_

delightfully fulfilled every condition in this respect; not to mention

sheltering an illicit still and being the home of Keltic treasure.

Precisely in fact the right kind of place, and the sort of story that

hardly anyone can put down unfinished. I am bound to add that, perhaps

a hundred pages from the actual end, the humour of the affair seems to

lose spontaneity and become forced. But till the real climax of the

tale, the triumphant return of the various hunters from _Inisheeny_, I

can promise that you will find never a dull page.

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There were moments in _The Headland_ (HEINEMANN) when, with _Roma

Lennox_, the "companion" and heroine, I "shivered, feeling that

London, compared with the old house on the Headland and the family

inhabiting it, was a clean place with a clear atmosphere and inhabited

by robust, sane, straightforward persons. You felt homesick." Cornwall

is notoriously inhabited by queer people, and the _Pendragon_ family

was not merely queer but hereditarily rotten and decadent: the old

father, who burns a valuable old book of his own to appease his

violent temper; the granddaughter a kleptomaniac; the son of forty

addicted to hideous cruelties. Unpleasant but well drawn, all of them.

Mrs. C. A. DAWSON SCOTT has powerfully suggested the atmosphere of

the strange and tragic household, mourning its dead mistress; and she

understands the peculiar quality of the Cornish people and the Cornish

seas. I have not read her other novels, but, if she will promise to

wrestle with one or two rather irritating mannerisms, I will promise

to look out for her next one. I have no prejudice against the Wellsian

triplet of dots, but really Mrs. Scott does overdo it. And a good deal

of her quite penetrating psycho-thingummy was spoiled for me by her

trick of conveying nearly every impression and reflection of her

characters through an impersonal "you" or "one." This means an economy

of words and for a short time a certain vividness, but it soon becomes

tedious. One knows what a tangle you get into if one starts using

"one's" and "you's" in your letters; and you find that the author

has been caught once or twice. However, the story is good enough to

survive that.

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The title of _The Lady of The Lawn_ (JENKINS) has "the ornament of

alliteration," but beyond that there doesn't seem to be any particular

reason why Mr. W. RILEY should have chosen it. Certainly in his story

there is an old lady who spends more of the winter on a lawn than any

old lady of my acquaintance could be induced to, even with rugs and a

summer-house to make up for the comforts of the fireside; but _Miss

Barbara_ and her site really have not so much to do with the tale as

its title seems to imply. The love affairs of a young officer who,

while blind from wounds, fell in love with his nurse to the extent of

becoming engaged to her and didn't recognise her when they met again,

are Mr. RILEY'S real concern. _Eric_, who is quite as priggish as

his name suggests, falls in love with his sweetheart, as a lady of

leisure, all over again, and goes through agonies of remorse on

account of his own faithlessness to her as a nurse. _Marion_ or

_Constance_, for she uses two names to help the confusion, lets him

suffer a while for the good of his soul, but the happy ending, the

promise of which is breathed from every line of the book, is duly

brought about. His publisher asserts that "there is no living author

who writes about Yorkshire as does Mr. RILEY." I daresay he is quite

right, but at least as far as the present book is concerned I don't

think that I should have bothered to mention it.

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Those--and I suspect they are many--whose first real enthusiasm for

ABRAHAM LINCOLN was kindled by Mr. JOHN DRINKWATER'S romantic morality

play can profitably take up Mr. IRVING BACHELLER'S _A Man for the

Ages_ (CONSTABLE) for an engaging account of the early days of the

great Democrat. They will forgive a certain flamboyance about the

author's preliminaries. Hero-worship, if the hero be worthy, is a very

pardonable weakness, and they should certainly admire the skill and

humour with which he has patched together, or invented where seemly,

the story of lanky ABE, with his axeman's skill, his immense physical

strength, his poor head for shopkeeping, his passion for books, his

lean purse and "shrinking pants," his wit, courage and resource. A

romance of reasonable interest and plausibility is woven round young

Lincoln's story. Perhaps Mr. BACHELLER makes his hero speak a little

too sententiously at times, and certainly some of his other folk say

queer things, such as, "What so vile as a cheap aristocracy, growing

up in idleness, too noble to be restrained, with every brutal passion

broad-blown as flush as May?" What indeed! The picture of pioneering

America in the thirties is a fresh and interesting one.

* * * * *

To few of those who visit Switzerland, with its incomparable

mountains, can it have occurred that, once a man is kept there against

his will, it can be a prison as damnable as any other; possibly even

more damnable by reason of those same inevitable mountains. British

prisoners of war interned there knew that. Mr. R. O. PROWSE, in _A

Gift of the Dusk_ (COLLINS), speaks with subtle penetration for those

other prisoners, interned victims of the dreadful malady. Of necessity

he writes sadly; but yet he writes as a very genial philosopher,

permitting himself candidly "just that little cynicism which helps

to keep one tolerant." He is of the old and entertaining school of

sentimental travellers, but he is far from being old-fashioned. The

story running through his observations and modern instances is so

frail and delicate a thing that I hesitate to touch it and to risk

disturbing its bloom. All readers, save the very young and the very

old, will do well to travel with him, from Charing Cross ("I have a

childlike fondness for trains. I like to be in them, I like to see

them go by") to the peaceful, almost happy end, at the mountain refuge

by the valley of the Rhone. They will not regret an inch of the way;

and they will derive some very positive enjoyment from the picture of

that most melancholy hotel where the story is set.

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[Illustration: WORRIES OF THE MIDDLE AGES.

_Mounted Gentleman_ (_who has come to grief in a morass_). "IF I

ESCAPE THIS PERIL I SUPPOSE I SHALL HAVE TO BUILD A CHURCH HERE AS A

THANK-OFFERING. AN ILL SITE, I FEAR."]

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A New Safety Model.

"Lady's strong cycle, 23-in. frame, 28 wheels."--_Cycling._

* * * * *

From an account of the M.C.C. team's match at Colombo:

"When the unlucky thirteen was reached, Hobbs, who was sleeping

finely, fell to a great catch at mid-on by Gunasekera."--_Ceylon

Paper._

Happily HOBBS appears to have waked up when he got to Australia.

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