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"A.--Comme vous voudrai.--P."
_Agony Column in Daily Paper_.
Taking advantage of "P.'s" kindness we may say that we prefer
"_voudrez_."
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"A TRUE FISHING STORY.
Lady ---- is surprising everyone with her skill as an angler and a
shot. Last Friday, I am told, she caught two trout weighing 2-3/4
lb. and 3-1/4 lb. And on the same afternoon she got a right and a
left hit at a roebuck with a small four-bore gun!"--_Daily Paper_.
Not caring to believe that she mistook a roebuck for an elephant,
we are glad to note that the epithet "true" is only applied to the
"fishing" part of the story.
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[Illustration: =THE ABYSMALISTS.=