GOLDSMITH'S FRIEND ABROAD AGAIN, by Twain [MT#52][mtgfa10.txt]3191

No experience is set down in the following letters which had to be

invented. Fancy is not needed to give variety to the history of a

Chinaman's sojourn in America. Plain fact is amply sufficient.

DEAR CHING-FOO: It is all settled, and I am to leave my oppressed and

overburdened native land and cross the sea to that noble realm where all

are free and all equal, and none reviled or abused--America!

But he said, wait a minute--I must be vaccinated to prevent my taking the

small-pox. I smiled and said I had already had the small-pox, as he

could see by the marks, and so I need not wait to be "vaccinated," as he

called it. But he said it was the law, and I must be vaccinated anyhow.

The doctor would never let me pass, for the law obliged him to vaccinate

all Chinamen and charge them ten dollars apiece for it, and I might be

sure that no doctor who would be the servant of that law would let a fee

slip through his fingers to accommodate any absurd fool who had seen fit

to have the disease in some other country.

And I grew still more uneasy, when I found that any succored and

befriended refugee from Ireland or elsewhere could stand up before that

judge and swear, away the life or liberty or character of a refugee from

China; but that by the law of the land the Chinaman could not testify

against the Irishman.

Quotations from the Project Gutenberg Editions of the Works of Mark Twain · 第 27 / 35 题