CHRISTIAN SCIENCE, by Mark Twain [MT#48][mtcsc10.txt]3187

This last summer, when I was on my way back to Vienna from the Appetite-

Cure in the mountains, I fell over a cliff in the twilight, and broke

some arms and legs and one thing or another, and by good luck was found

by some peasants who had lost an ass, and they carried me to the nearest

habitation, which was one of those large, low, thatch-roofed farm-houses,

with apartments in the garret for the family, and a cunning little porch

under the deep gable decorated with boxes of bright colored flowers and

cats; on the ground floor a large and light sitting-room, separated from

the milch-cattle apartment by a partition; and in the front yard rose

stately and fine the wealth and pride of the house, the manure-pile.

That sentence is Germanic, and shows that I am acquiring that sort of

mastery of the art and spirit of the language which enables a man to

travel all day in one sentence without changing cars.

"I do not understand it. I believe she has not diagnosed the case with

sufficient care. Did she look like a person who was theorizing, or did

she look like one who has fallen off precipices herself and brings to the

aid of abstract science the confirmations of personal experience?"--

"Bitte?" --It was too large a contract for the Stubenmadchen's

vocabulary; she couldn't call the hand. I allowed the subject to rest

there, and asked for something to eat and smoke, and something hot to

drink, and a basket to pile my legs in; but I could not have any of these

things.

Does she seem to be in full and functionable possession of her

intellectual plant, such as it is?"--"Bitte?"--"Do they let her run at

large, or do they tie her up?"

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