DOUBLE BARRELLED DETECTIVE, by Mark Twain [MT#41][mtdbd10.txt]3180

"We ought never to do wrong when people are looking."

"The regularest man that ever was," said Jake Parker, the blacksmith:

"you can tell when it's twelve just by him leaving, without looking at

your Waterbury."

The sheriff that lets a mob take a prisoner away from him is the lowest-

down coward there is. By the statistics there was a hundred and eighty-

two of them drawing sneak pay in America last year. By the way it's

going, pretty soon there 'll be a new disease in the doctor-books--

sheriff complaint." That idea pleased him--any one could see it.

"People will say, 'Sheriff sick again?' 'Yes; got the same old thing.'

And next there 'll be a new title. People won't say, 'He's running for

sheriff of Rapaho County,' for instance; they'll say, 'He's running for

Coward of Rapaho.' Lord, the idea of a grown-up person being afraid of a

lynch mob!"

Quotations from the Project Gutenberg Editions of the Works of Mark Twain · 第 16 / 35 题