CHAPTER XIV

WITH FULL DIRECTIONS

=i=

I have read the book called _Civilization in the United States_, a

collection of essays by various Americans, and count the time well spent

chiefly because, at the end of the chapter on "Sport," I came upon these

words by Ring W. Lardner:

"The best sporting fiction we know of, practically the only sporting

fiction an adult may read without fear of stomach trouble, is contained in

the collected works of the late Charles E. Van Loan."

This is expert testimony, if there is such a thing. The books Mr. Lardner

referred to are published in a five-volume memorial edition consisting

of:

FORE! GOLF STORIES

SCORE BY INNINGS: BASEBALL STORIES

OLD MAN CURRY: RACETRACK STORIES

TAKING THE COUNT: PRIZE RING STORIES

BUCK PARVIN: STORIES OF THE MOTION PICTURE GAME.

This collected edition was published by George H. Doran Company with the

arrangement that every cent above actual cost should go to Mrs. Van Loan

and her children.

William T. Tilden, 2nd, was winner of the world's tennis championship in

1920 and 1921. With W. M. Johnston he was winner of the Davis cup in the

same years. He also won the United States championship in those years. His

book, _The Art of Lawn Tennis_, published in 1921, was republished in

1922. The revised edition included chapters on the winning of the Davis

cup and on the world's and the United States championships, on Mrs.

Mallory's play in the women's world championship games in France and

England, and on Mlle. Lenglen's play in America. Mr. Tilden also added an

estimate of the promising youngsters playing tennis and indulged in one or

two surprising and radical prophecies.

_Twenty Years of Lawn Tennis_, by A. Wallis Myers, an English player of

distinction, has interesting chapters on play in other countries than

America, England and France. An anecdotal volume this, with moments on the

Riviera and matches played in South Africa.

After unpreventable delays we have, at last, _The Gist of Golf_ by Harry

Vardon. Using remarkable photographs, Vardon devotes a chapter to each

club and chapters to stance, grip, and swing. Although the chief value of

the book is to the player who wants to improve his game, there is text

interesting to everyone familiar with golf; for Vardon gives personal

reminiscences covering years of play and illustrative of his

instructions.

=ii=

I suppose the fifty-three photographs, mostly full page ones, are the

outstanding feature of _Wild Life in the Tree Tops_, by Captain C. W. R.

Knight. This English book, large and flat, shows with the aid of the

camera, the merlin pursuing her quarry, young tawny owls in a disused

magpie's nest, female noctules and their young, the male kestrel brooding,

and a male buzzard that has just brought a rabbit to the younglings in the

nest. Plenty of other pictures like these! The chapters deal with the

buzzards of the Doone country, the lady's hawk, woodpeckers, brown owls,

sparrow-hawks, herons and various other feathered people.

Did you ever read _Lad: A Dog_? Well, anyway, there is a man named Albert

Payson Terhune and he and his wife live at a place called "Sunny-bank," at

Pompton Lakes, New Jersey, where they raise prize winning collie dogs.

Photographs come from New Jersey showing Mr. and Mrs. Terhune taking

afternoon tea, entirely surrounded by magnificently coated collies. You

will also find, if you stray into a bookstore this autumn, a book with a

jacket drawn by Charles Livingston Bull--a jacket from which looms a

colossal collie. He carries in a firmly knotted shawl or blanket or sheet

or something (the knot clenched between his teeth) a new-born babe.

New-born or approximately so. The title of this book is _Further

Adventures of Lad_.

Mr. Terhune writes the best dog stories. Read a little bit from the first

chapter of _Further Adventures of Lad_:

"Even the crate which brought the new dog to the Place failed somehow to

destroy the illusion of size and fierceness. But the moment the crate door

was opened the delusion was wrecked by Lad himself.

"Out on to the porch he walked. The ramshackle crate behind him had a

ridiculous air of chrysalis from which some bright thing had departed. For

a shaft of sunlight was shimmering athwart the veranda floor. And into the

middle of the warm bar of radiance Laddie stepped--and stood.

"His fluffy puppy-coat of wavy mahogany-and-white caught a million

sunbeams, reflecting them back in tawny-orange glints and in a dazzle as

of snow. His forepaws were absurdly small even for a puppy's. Above them

the ridging of the stocky leg bones gave as clear promise of mighty size

and strength as did the amazingly deep little chest and square shoulders.

"Here one day would stand a giant among dogs, powerful as a timber-wolf,

lithe as a cat, as dangerous to foes as an angry tiger; a dog without fear

or treachery; a dog of uncanny brain and great lovingly loyal heart and,

withal, a dancing sense of fun. A dog with a soul.

"All this, any canine physiologist might have read from the compact frame,

the proud head carriage, the smoulder in the deep-set sorrowful dark eyes.

To the casual observer, he was but a beautiful and appealing and

wonderfully cuddleable bunch of puppyhood.

"Lad's dark eyes swept the porch, the soft swelling green of the lawn. The

flash of fire-blue lake among the trees below. Then he deigned to look at

the group of humans at one side of him. Gravely, impersonally, he surveyed

them; not at all cowed or strange in his new surroundings; courteously

inquisitive as to the twist of luck that had set him down here and as to

the people who, presumably, were to be his future companions.

"Perhaps the stout little heart quivered just a bit, if memory went back

to his home kennel and to the rowdy throng of brothers and sisters and,

most of all, to the soft furry mother against whose side he had nestled

every night since he was born. But if so, Lad was too valiant to show

homesickness by so much as a whimper. And, assuredly, this House of Peace

was infinitely better than the miserable crate wherein he had spent twenty

horrible and jouncing and smelly and noisy hours.

"From one to another of the group strayed the level sorrowful gaze. After

the swift inspection Laddie's eyes rest again on the Mistress. For an

instant, he stood, looking at her, in that mildly polite curiosity which

held no hint of personal interest.

"Then, all at once, his plumy tail began to wave. Into his sad eyes sprang

a flicker of warm friendliness. Unbidden--oblivious of everyone else--he

trotted across to where the Mistress sat. He put one tiny white paw in her

lap and stood thus, looking up lovingly into her face, tail awave, eyes

shining.

"'There's no question whose dog he's going to be,' laughed the Master.

'He's elected you--by acclamation.'"

=iii=

Not content with being the husband of Margaret Sangster, C. M. Sheridan

has written _The Stag Cook Book_. I would have it understood that this is

an honest-to-goodness cook-book, although I readily confess that there is

plenty of humour throughout its pages. Mr. Sheridan has acquired various

unusual and unreplaceable recipes--I believe he secured from Wladislaw

Benda, the illustrator, a rare and secret formula for the preparation of a

species of Hungarian or Polish pastry. Now, as every housewife knows, and

as no man except a Frenchman or somebody like that knows, the preparation

of pastry is an intricate art. Simply to make ordinary French pastry

requires innumerable rollings to incredible thinnesses; besides which the

pastry has to be chilled; but there is more than that to this recondite

substance which Mr. Benda, probably under the terms of the Treaty of

Brest-Litovsk, surrendered to Mr. Sheridan. The pastry in question has to

be executed with the aid of geometrical designs. Mr. Sheridan has supplied

the necessary front elevation and working plans. He shows you where you

fold along the line from A to B--in other words, along the dotted line.

Thus no man using this unique cook-book can go wrong any more than his

wife can go wrong when making a new dress according to Pictorial Review or

McCall's or Delineator patterns.

On the other hand, women remain still chiefly responsible for the food we

eat. Elizabeth A. Monaghan's _What to Eat and How to Prepare It_ is an

orthodox cook-book in contrast with Mr. Sheridan's daring adventure.

=iv=

Large numbers of people still play games. I do not mean cards or tennis or

golf or any of the famous outdoor and indoor sports, but just games, the

sort of things that are sometimes called stunts and that make the life of

the party--or, by their absence or failure, rob the evening gathering of

all its vitality. For the people who play games, Edna Geister is the one

best bet. Edna Geister knows all about stunts and games and parties and

she brims over with clever ideas for the hostess or recreation leader. You

will find them in her book _Ice-breakers and the Ice-breaker Herself_. The

second section of this book, _The Ice-breaker Herself_, has been bound

separately for the convenience of those already owning _Ice Breakers_.

Miss Geister's latest book, _It Is to Laugh_, was written primarily for

adults because there is so much material already available for the

recreation of children. Nevertheless almost every one of the games and

stunts described in _It Is to Laugh_ can be used for children. There are

games for large groups and small groups, games for the family, for dinner

parties, for community affairs and for almost any kind of social

gathering, with one chapter devoted to out-of-door and picnic programmes.

Playing the piano is not a game, at least not as Mark Hambourg, the

pianist and composer, plays it. Hambourg, though born in South Russia in

1879, the eldest son of the late Professor Michel Hambourg, has for years

been a naturalised Englishman. In fact, he married in 1907 the Honourable

Dorothea Mackenzie, daughter of Lord Muir Mackenzie. And the pair have

four daughters. Mark Hambourg was a pupil of Leschetitzky in Vienna, where

he obtained the Liszt scholarship in 1894. He has made concert appearances

all over the world, his third American tour falling in 1907, and his first

Canadian tour in 1910.

Mark Hambourg's book is called _How to Play the Piano_ and the text is

helped with practical illustrations and diagrams and a complete compendium

of five-finger exercises, scales, arpeggi, thirds and octaves as practised

by Hambourg.

=v=

Those who read The Bookman will not need to be told that the articles by

Robert Cortes Holliday on _Writing as a Business: A Practical Guide for

Authors_, will constitute an exceptional book. The great point about Mr.

Holliday's chapters, which have been written in collaboration with

Alexander Van Rensselaer, is that they are disinterested. There has been

an immense amount of printed matter, some of it in book form, telling of

the problems that confront the writer, especially the young beginner. As a

rule, the underlying motive was to induce people to write so that someone

else might make money out of their efforts, whether the writers did or

not. So-called correspondence schools in the art of writing, so-called

literary bureaus, interested individuals anxious to earn "commissions,"

and sometimes individuals who purported to be publishers have for many

years carried on a continuous campaign at the expense of persons who did

not know how to write but who fancied they could write and who, above

everything, craved to write--craved seeing themselves in print and hearing

themselves referred to as "authors" or "writers." It would take a

statistician versed in all manner of mysteries and calculations to tell

how many people have been deluded by this stuff, and how much money has

been nuzzled out of them. The time was certainly here for someone in a

position to tell the truth to speak up.

And of Mr. Holliday's qualifications there is no question. He has had to

do with books and authors and book publishing for years. He was, as his

readers know, for a number of years in the Scribner bookstore. He was with

Doubleday, Page & Company at Garden City; he was with George H. Doran

Company, serving not only as editor of The Bookman but acting in other

editorial capacities. He is now connected with Henry Holt & Company. As an

author he is amply established. Therefore, when he tells about writing and

book publishing and bookselling, and when he discusses such subjects as

"Publishing Your Own Book," his statements are most thoroughly documented.

The important thing, however, is that Mr. Holliday is disinterested, he

has no axe to grind in the advice he gives; although the impressive thing

about his book is the absence of advice and the continual presentation of

unvarnished facts. After all, confronted with the facts, the literary

aspirant of ordinary intelligence must and should reach his own

conclusions as regards what he wants to do and how best to essay it. This

is a sample of the kind of straightforwardness to which Mr. Holliday

adheres:

"An experienced writer 'on his own' may earn a couple of hundred dollars

or so in one week, and for several weeks afterward average something like

$14.84. The beginner-writer should not consider that he has 'arrived' when

he has sold one story, or even several; it may be a year before he places

another. And the future of a writer who may be having a very fair success

now is not any too secure. Public taste changes. New orders come in. The

kind of thing which took so well yesterday may be quite out of fashion

tomorrow.

"There is among people generally much misconception as to the profits

ordinarily derived by the author from the publication of a book. The price

of a novel today is about two dollars. Usually the author receives a

royalty of about fifteen cents a copy on the first two thousand copies

sold, and about twenty cents on each copy thereafter. A novel which sold

upward of 50,000 copies would bring the author something like $10,000.

Many men make as much as $10,000 by a year's work at some other business

or profession than authorship. But authors who make that amount in a year,

or anything near that amount, are exceedingly rare. A book is regarded by

the publisher as highly successful if it sells from five to ten thousand

copies. Far and away the greater number of books published do not sell as

many as 1,500 copies. Many far less. A recently published book, which

received a very cordial 'press,' has had an uncommon amount of publicity,

and the advertisements of which announce that it is in its 'fourth

printing,' has, after about half a year, earned for its author perhaps

$1,000. Its sale now in active measure is over. An author is fairly

fortunate who receives as much as $500 or $600 from the sale of his book.

I recall an excellent story published something over a year ago which was

much praised by many reviewers. It took the author probably the better

part of a year to write it. He was then six months or more getting it

accepted. He has not been able to place much of anything since. At the

end, then, of two years and a half he has received from his literary

labors about $110."

Mr. Van Rensselaer has greatly enhanced the usefulness of _Writing as a

Business_ by the addition of very complete bibliographies.

_Illumination and Its Development in the Present Day_, by Sidney

Farnsworth, has nothing to do with street or indoor lighting but has a

great deal to do with lettering and illuminating manuscripts. Mr.

Farnsworth traces the growth of illumination from its birth, showing, by

means of numerous diagrams and drawings, its gradual development through

the centuries from mere writing to the elaborate poster work and

commercial lettering of the present day. Although other books have already

been written on this fascinating subject, Mr. Farnsworth breaks new ground

in many directions; he treats the matter from the modern standpoint in a

manner which makes his work invaluable not only to students of the art,

but also to the rapidly-growing public interested in what has hitherto

been a somewhat exclusive craft. The book is well illustrated.

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