OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.

(_By Mr. Punch's Staff of Learned Clerks._)

Not for a long time have I got so great a pleasure from any collection

of short sketches as now from Miss ANNE DOUGLAS SEDGWICK'S _Autumn

Crocuses_ (SECKER). Not only has the whole book a pleasant title, but

each of these stories is happily called after some flower that plays a

part in its development. I am aware of the primly Victorian sound of

such a description applied to art so modern as that of Miss SEDGWICK.

You know already (I hope) how wonderfully delicate is her almost

passionate sensibility to the finer shades of a situation. It is,

I suppose, this quality in her writing that makes me still have

reminiscent shivers when I think about that horrible little

bogie-tale, _The Third Window_; and these "Flower Pieces" (as 1860

might have called them) are no whit less subtle. I wish I had space to

give you the plots of some of them; "Daffodils," for instance, a quite

unexpected and thrilling treatment of perhaps the oldest situation of

literature; or "Staking a Larkspur," the only instance in which Miss

Sedgwick's gently smiling humour crystallizes definitely into comedy;

or "Carnations," the most brilliantly written of all. As this liberty

is denied me you must accept a plain record of very rare enjoyment and

take steps to share it.

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Chief among the _Secrets of Crewe House_ (HODDER AND STOUGHTON),

now divulged to the mere public, are the marvellous efficiency and

superhuman success achieved by the British Enemy Propaganda Committee,

which operated in Lord CREWE'S London house under the directorate of

Lord NORTHCLIFFE. "What is propaganda?" the author asks himself on an

early page, and the right answer could have been made in four letters:

ADVT. It is endorsed by the eulogistic manner in which the Committee's

work is written up by one of them, Sir CAMPBELL STUART, K.B.E., and

illustrated by photographs of Lord NORTHCLIFFE (looking positively

Napoleonic) and of the sub-supermen. As in all great achievements, the

main principle was a simple one. A good article is best advertised by

truth; and it was the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the

truth which the Committee, with admirable conciseness and no little

ingenuity, so promulgated that it could no longer escape notice even

in the Central Empires. Not the least of the Committee's difficulties

and achievements was to get the truth of our cause and policy so

defined as to be susceptible of unequivocal statement by poster,

leaflet, film and gramophone record. Sir CAMPBELL STUART perhaps tends

to underrate the rival show, the German propaganda organization, whose

work, if it did Germany little good, has done and is still doing

colossal harm to us. Also he tends to forget that Lord HAIG and his

little lot in France at any rate helped the Committee to effect the

breakdown of the German _moral_ in 1918 and so to win the war.

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I feel that Miss MARGARET SYMONDS had a purpose in writing _A Child of

the Alps_ (FISHER UNWIN), but, unless it was to show how mistaken

it is, as _Basil_, the Swiss farmer, puts it, "to think when thou

shouldst have been living," it has evaded me. The book begins with a

romantic marriage between an Englishwoman of some breeding and a Swiss

peasant who is a doctor, and tells the history of their daughter until

she is about to marry _Basil_, her original sweetheart. I cannot be

more definite or tell you how her first marriage--with an English

cousin--turned out, because _Linda's_ own account of this is all

we get, and that is somewhat vague. A great many descriptions of

beautiful scenery, Swiss and Italian, come into the book, and a great

many people, some of them very individual and lifelike; but the

author's concentration on _Linda_ gives them, people and scenery

alike, an unreal and irritating effect of having been called into

being solely to influence her heroine, and that lessens their

fascination. Yet it is a book which makes a distinct impression, and

once read will not easily be forgotten. It seems a strange comment to

make on a new volume of a "First Novel Library," but _A Child of

the Alps_, as you will realise if you have been reading novels long

enough, is almost exactly the sort of book its title would have

suggested had it appeared thirty years ago.

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[Illustration: _Prospective Employer._ "HOW OLD ARE YOU?" _Applicant

for Post._ "FOURTEEN--AND UNMARRIED."]

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These wrapper-artists should really exercise a little more discretion.

To depict on the outside of a book the facsimile of a cheque for ten

thousand pounds might well be to excite in some readers a mood of

wistfulness only too apt to interfere with their appreciation of the

contents. Fortunately, _Uncle Simon_ (HUTCHINSON) is a story quite

cheery enough even to banish reflections on the Profiteer. A

middle-aged and ultra-respectable London solicitor, whose thwarted

youth periodically awakes in him and insists upon his indulging all

those follies that should have been safely finished forty-odd years

before--here, you will admit, is a figure simply bursting with every

kind of possibility. Fortunately, moreover, MARGARET and H. DE VERE

STACPOOLE have shown themselves not only fully alive to all the

humorous chances of their theme, but inspired with an infectious

delight in them. It is, for example, a singularly happy touch that the

wild oats that _Uncle Simon_ tries to retrieve are not of to-day but

from the long-vanished pastures of mid-Victorian London. Of course

such a fantasy can't properly be ended. Having extracted (as I

gratefully admit) the last ounce of entertainment from him, the

authors simply wake _Uncle Simon_ up and go home. As a small literary

coincidence I may perhaps add that it was my fortune to read the book

in the very garden (of that admirable Shaftesbury inn) which, under

a transparent disguise, is the scene of _Uncle Simon's_ restoration.

Naturally this enhanced my enjoyment of a sportive little comedy,

which I can most cordially commend.

* * * * *

Mr. ST. JOHN G. ERVINE is a versatile author who exhibits that

unevenness of quality which is generally the besetting sin of

versatile authors. When he is good he is very good indeed, and in _The

Foolish Lovers_ (COLLINS) he is at his best. The Ulsterman is seldom

either a lovable or an interesting character. He has certain rude

virtues which command respect and other qualities, not in

themselves virtues--such as clan conceit and an intensely narrow

provincialism--that beget the virtues of industry, honesty and

frugality. But to the philosopher and student of character all types

are interesting, and Mr. ERVINE'S skill lies in his ability not merely

to draw his Ballyards hero to the life but to interest us in his

unsuccessful efforts to become a successful writer. It is merely clan

conceit that drives him forward in the pursuit of this purpose, for

circumstances have clearly intended him to carry on the grocery

business in which the family have achieved some success and a full

measure of local esteem. The _MacDermotts_ never failed to accomplish

their purpose; he, as a _MacDermott_, proposed to achieve fame as a

novelist. It was quite simple. But it turned out to be not at all

simple. The quite provincial young _MacDermott_ cannot make London

accept him at his own valuation and his novels are poor stuff. His

wife, loyal to him but still more loyal to the _MacDermott_ clan into

which she has married and which now includes a little _MacDermott_, is

the first to recognise that her husband had best seek romance in the

family grocery business. Then the _MacDermott_ himself, with that

shrewdness which may be late in coming to an Ulsterman but never fails

him altogether, realises it too and the story is finished.

* * * * *

The main object of the characters in _The Courts of Idleness_ (WARD,

LOCK) was to amuse themselves, and as their sprightly conversations

were often punctuated by laughter I take it that they succeeded. To

give Mr. DORNFORD YATES his due he is expert in light banter; but some

three hundred pages of such entertainment tend to create a sense of

surfeit. The first part of the book is called, "How some passed out

of the Courts for ever," and then comes an interlude, in which we are

given at least one stirring war-incident. I imagine that Mr. YATES

desires to show that, although certain people could frivol with the

worst, they could also fight and die bravely. The second part, "How

others left the Courts only to return," introduces a new set of people

but with similar conversational attainments. Mr. YATES can be strongly

recommended to anyone who thinks that the British take themselves too

seriously.

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=A Burning Question.=

"The Germans have singed the Protocol."--_China Advertiser_.

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=A Master of Deduction.=

"At 11.30 last night a black iron safe, 22 inches by 18, was found

by the roadside at Leaves Green-road, Keston. When examined it was

found that the bottom of the safe had been cut out. A burglary is

suspected."--_Evening Paper_.

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