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"REMARKABLE OVAL SCORING." _Evening Paper Contents Bill._
We have made some remarkable scores of that shape ourselves in the
past, but we never boast about them.
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"He believed that the English pronounced in the streets of
London in, say, 200 years' time, will be much different, if not
unintelligible, to the man of to-day."--_Daily Paper._
Just like the English in some of our newspapers.
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"The Secretary of State for India is not _persona grata_ either to
the British House of Commons or to the British public. That is the
old-fashioned English of it."--_Bangalore Daily Post._
It would be interesting to see the old-fashioned Latin of it.
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"Will any Lady Recommend Country Home of the best where 2 precious
Poms can be happy and would be looked after for 6 weeks? Surrey
preferred."--_Morning Paper._
Think of their disgust at finding themselves boarded out in Sussex or
Kent.
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"Young Hungarian Lady with English and German knolidgement wants
sob with English or American Organization."--_Pester Lloyd._
Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Sob and you sob alone.
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