CHAPTER VIII.

THE OSTEOPATHIC PROPAGANDA.

Wonderful Growth Claimed to Prove Merit--Osteopathy is Rational

Physio-Therapy--Growth is in Exact Proportion to Advertising

Received--Booklets and Journals for Gratuitous

Distribution--Osteopathy Languishes or Flourishes by Patent Medicine

Devices--Circular Letter from Secretary of American Osteopathic

Association--Boosts by Governors and Senators--The Especial Protege of

Authors--Mark Twain--Opie Reed--Emerson Hough--Sam Jones--The

Orificial Surgeon--The M.D. Seeking Job as "Professor"--The Lure of

"Honored Doctor" with "Big Income"--No Competition.

But what about Osteopathy? Why has it had such a wonderful growth in

popularity? Why have nearly four thousand men and women, most of them

intelligent and some of them educated, espoused it as a profession to

follow as a life work? These are questions I shall now try to answer.

Osteopathic promoters and enthusiasts claim that the wonderful growth and

popularity of Osteopathy prove beyond question its merits as a healing

system. I have already dealt at length with reasons why intelligent people

are so ready to fall victims to new systems of healing. The "perfect

adjustment," "perfect functioning" theory of Osteopathy is especially

attractive to people made ripe for some "drugless healing" system by

causes already mentioned. When Osteopathy is practiced as a combination of

all manipulations and other natural aids to the inherent recuperative

powers of the body, it will appeal to reason in such a way and bring such

good results as to make and keep friends.

I am fully persuaded, and I believe the facts when presented will

establish it, that it is the physio-therapy in Osteopathy that wins and

holds the favor of intelligent people. But Osteopathy in its own name,

taught as "a well-rounded system of healing adequate for every emergency,"

has grown and spread largely as a "patent medicine" flourishes, _i. e._,

in exact proportion to the advertising it has received. I would not

presume to make this statement as merely my opinion. The question at issue

is too important to be treated as a matter of opinion. I will present

facts, and let my readers settle the point in their own minds.

Every week I get booklets or "sample copies" of journals heralding the

wonderful curative powers of Osteopathy. These are published not as

journals for professional reading, but to be sold to the practitioners by

the hundreds or thousands, to be given to their patients for distribution

by these patients to their friends. The publishers of these "boosters"

say, and present testimonials to prove it, that Osteopaths find their

practice languishes or flourishes just in proportion to the numbers of

these journals and booklets they keep circulating in their communities.

Here is a sample testimonial I received some time since on a postal card:

"Gentlemen: Since using your journals more patients have come to me

than I could treat, many of them coming from neighboring towns. Quite

a number have had to go home without being treated, leaving their

names so that they could be notified later, as I can get to them. Your

booklets bring them O. K."

The boast is often made that Osteopathy is growing in spite of bitter

opposition and persecution, and is doing it on its merits--doing it

because "Truth is mighty and will prevail." At one time I honestly

believed this to be true, but I have been convinced by highest Osteopathic

authority that it is not true. As some of that proof here is an extract

from a circular letter from the secretary of the American Osteopathic

Association:

"Now, Doctor, we feel that you have the success of Osteopathy at

heart, and if you realize the activity and complete organization of

the American Medical Association and their efforts to curb our

limitations, and do not become a member of this Association, which

stands opposed to the efforts of the big monopoly, we must believe

that you are not familiar with the earnestness of the A. O. A. and its

efforts. We must work in harmonious accord and with an organized

purpose. _When we rest on our oars the death knell begins to sound._

Can you not see that unless you co-operate with your

fellow-practitioners in this national effort you are _sounding your

own limitations_?"

This from the _secretary_ of the American Osteopathic Association, when we

have boasted of superior equipment for intelligent physicians.

Incidentally we pause to make excuse for the expressions: "Curbing our

limitations" and "sounding your own limitations."

But does the idea that when we quit working as an organized body "_our

death knell begins to sound_," indicate that Osteopathic leaders are

content to trust the future of Osteopathy to its merits?

If Osteopathic promoters do not feel that the life of their science

depends on boosting, what did the secretary of the A.O.A. mean when he

said, "Upon the success of these efforts depends the weal or woe of

Osteopathy as an independent system"? If truth always grows under

persecution, how can the American Medical Association kill Osteopathy when

it is so well known by the people?

Nearly four thousand Osteopaths are scattered in thirty-six States where

they have some legal recognition, and they are treating thousands of

invalids every day. If they are performing the wonderful cures Osteopathic

journals tell of, why are we told that the welfare of the system depends

upon the noise that is made and the boosting that is done?

Has it required advertising to keep people using anesthetics since it was

demonstrated that they would prevent pain?

Has it required boosting to keep the people resorting to surgery since the

benefits of modern operations have been proved?

Does it look as if Osteopathy has been standing or advancing on its

merits? Does it not seem that Osteopathy, as a complete system, is mostly

a _name_, and "lives, moves, and has its being" in boosting? It seems to

have been about the best boosted fad ever fancied by a foolish people.

Governors and senators have boosted for it. Osteopathic journals have

published again and again the nice things a number of governors said when

they signed the bills investing Osteopathy with the dignity of State

authority.

A certain United States senator from Ohio has won more notoriety as a

champion of Osteopathy than he has lasting fame as a statesman.

Osteopathy has been the especial protege of authors. Mark Twain once went

up to Albany and routed an army of medical lobbyists who were there to

resist the passage of a bill favorable to Osteopathy. For this heroic deed

Mark is better known to Osteopaths to-day than even for his renowned

history of Huckleberry Finn. He is in danger of losing his reputation as a

champion of the "under dog in the fight." Lately he has gone on the

warpath again. This time to annihilate poor Mother Eddy and her fond

delusion.

Opie Reed is a delightful writer while he sticks to the portrayal of droll

Southern character. Ella Wheeler Wilcox is admirable for the beauty and

boldness with which she portrays the passions and emotions of humanity.

But they are both better known to Osteopaths for the bouquets they have

tossed at Osteopathy than for their profound human philosophy that used to

be promulgated by the _Chicago American_.

Emerson Hough gave a little free advertising in his "Heart's Desire."

There may have been "method in his madness," for that Osteopathic horse

doctoring scene no doubt sold many a book for the author.

Sam Jones also helped along with some of his striking originality. Sam

said, "There is as much difference between Osteopathy and massage as

between playing a piano and currying a horse." The idea of comparing the

Osteopath's manipulations of the human body to the skilled touch of the

pianist upon his instrument was especially pleasing to Osteopaths.

However, Sam displayed about the same comprehension of his subject that

preachers usually exhibit who try to say nice things about the doctors

when they get their doctoring gratis or at reduced rates.

These champions of Osteopathy no doubt mean well. They can be excused on

the ground that they got out of place to aid in the cause of "struggling

truth." But what shall we say of medical men, some of them of reputation

and great influence, who uphold and champion new systems under such

conditions that it is questionable whether they do it from principle or

policy?

Osteopathic journals have made much of an article written by a famous

"orificial surgeon." The article appears on the first page of a leading

Osteopath journal, and is headed, "An Expert Opinion on Osteopathy." Among

the many good things he says of the "new science" is this: "The full

benefit of a single sitting can be secured in from three to ten minutes

instead of an hour or more, as required by massage." I shall discuss the

time of an average Osteopathic treatment further on, but I should like to

see how long this brother would hold his practice if he were an Osteopath

and treated from three to ten minutes.

He also says that "Osteopathy is so beneficial to cases of insanity that

it seems quite probable that this large class of terrible sufferers may be

almost emancipated from their hell." I shall also say more further on of

what I know of Osteopathy's record as an insanity cure. There is this

significant thing in connection with this noted specialist's boost for

Osteopathy. The journal printing this article comments on it in another

number; tells what a great man the specialist is, and incidentally lets

Osteopaths know that if any of them want to add a knowledge of "orificial

surgery" to their "complete science," this doctor is the man from whom to

get it, as he is the "great and only" in his specialty, and is big and

broad enough to appreciate Osteopathy.

The most despicable booster of any new system of therapeutics is the

physician who becomes its champion to get a job as "professor" in one of

its colleges. Of course it is a strong temptation to a medical man who has

never made much of a reputation in his own profession.

You may ask, "Have there been many such medical men?" Consult the faculty

rolls of the colleges of these new sciences, and you will be surprised, no

doubt, to find how many put M.D. after their names. Why are they there?

Some of these were honest converts to the system, perhaps. Some wanted

the honor of being "Professor Doctor," maybe, and some may have been lured

by the same bait that attracts so many students into Osteopathic colleges.

That is, the positive assurance of "plenty of easy money" in it.

One who has studied the real situation in an effort to learn why

Osteopathy has grown so fast as a profession, can hardly miss the

conclusion that advertising keeps the grist of students pouring into

Osteopathic mills. There is scarcely a corner of the United States that

their seductive literature does not reach. Practitioners in the field are

continually reminded by the schools from which they graduated that their

alma mater looks largely to their solicitations to keep up the supply of

recruits.

Their advertising, the tales of wonderful cures and big money made, appeal

to all classes. It seems that none are too scholarly and none too ignorant

to become infatuated with the idea of becoming an "honored doctor" with a

"big income." College professors and preachers have been lured from

comfortable positions to become Osteopaths. Shrewd traveling men, seduced

by the picture of a permanent home, have left the road to become

Osteopathic physicians and be "rich and honored."

Other classes come also. To me, when a student of Osteopathy, it was

pathetic and almost tragic to observe the crowds of men and women who had

been seduced from spheres of drudging usefulness, such as clerking,

teaching, barbering, etc., to become money-making doctors. In their old

callings they had lost all hope of gratifying ambition for fame and

fortune, but were making an honest living. The rosy pictures of honor,

fame and twenty dollars per day, that the numerous Osteopathic circulars

and journals painted, were not to be withstood.

These circulars told them that the fields into which they might go and

reap that $20 per day were unlimited. They said: "There are dozens of

ministers ready to occupy each vacant pulpit, and as many applicants for

each vacancy in the schools. Each hamlet has four or five doctors, where

it can support but one. The legal profession is filled to the starving

point. Young licentiates in the older professions all have to pass through

a starving time. Not so in Osteopathy. There is no competition." The

picture was a rosy dream of triumphant success! When they had mastered the

great science and become "Doctors of Osteopathy," the world was waiting

with open arms and pocketbooks to receive them.

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