THREE CHILDREN

Three children sliding on the ice

Upon a summer's day,

As it fell out they all fell in,

The rest they ran away.

Now, had these children been at home,

Or sliding on dry ground,

Ten thousand pounds to one penny

They had not all been drowned.

You parents all that children have,

And you too that have none,

If you would have them safe abroad

Pray keep them safe at home.

_London, 1662_

_IF_

If all the land were apple-pie,

And all the sea were ink;

And all the trees were bread and cheese,

What should we do for drink?

_Anonymous_.

_A RIDDLE_

The man in the wilderness asked of me

How many strawberries grew in the sea.

I answered him as I thought good,

As many as red herrings grow in the wood.

_Anonymous_.

_THREE JOVIAL HUNTSMEN_

There were three jovial huntsmen,

As I have heard them say,

And they would go a-hunting

All on a summer's day.

All the day they hunted,

And nothing could they find

But a ship a-sailing,

A-sailing with the wind.

One said it was a ship,

The other said Nay;

The third said it was a house

With the chimney blown away.

And all the night they hunted,

And nothing could they find;

But the moon a-gliding,

A-gliding with the wind.

One said it was the moon,

The other said Nay;

The third said it was a cheese,

And half o't cut away.

_Anonymous_.

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