TO MARIE

When the breeze from the bluebottle's blustering blim

Twirls the toads in a tooroomaloo,

And the whiskery whine of the wheedlesome whim

Drowns the roll of the rattatattoo,

Then I dream in the shade of the shally-go-shee,

And the voice of the bally-molay

Brings the smell of stale poppy-cods blummered in blee

From the willy-wad over the way.

Ah, the shuddering shoo and the blinketty-blanks

When the yungalung falls from the bough

In the blast of a hurricane's hicketty-hanks

On the hills of the hocketty-how!

Give the rigamarole to the clangery-whang,

If they care for such fiddlededee;

But the thingumbob kiss of the whangery-bang

Keeps the higgledy-piggle for me.

_L'ENVOI_

It is pilly-po-doddle and aligobung

When the lollypop covers the ground,

Yet the poldiddle perishes punketty-pung

When the heart jimmy-coggles around.

If the soul cannot snoop at the giggle-some cart,

Seeking surcease in gluggety-glug,

It is useless to say to the pulsating heart,

"Panky-doodle ker-chuggetty-chug!"

_John Bennett_.

_LUNAR STANZAS_

Night saw the crew like pedlers with their packs

Altho' it were too dear to pay for eggs;

Walk crank along with coffin on their backs

While in their arms they bow their weary legs.

And yet 't was strange, and scarce can one suppose

That a brown buzzard-fly should steal and wear

His white jean breeches and black woollen hose,

But thence that flies have souls is very clear.

But, Holy Father! what shall save the soul,

When cobblers ask three dollars for their shoes?

When cooks their biscuits with a shot-tower roll,

And farmers rake their hay-cocks with their hoes.

Yet, 'twere profuse to see for pendant light,

A tea-pot dangle in a lady's ear;

And 'twere indelicate, although she might

Swallow two whales and yet the moon shine clear.

But what to me are woven clouds, or what,

If dames from spiders learn to warp their looms?

If coal-black ghosts turn soldiers for the State,

With wooden eyes, and lightning-rods for plumes?

Oh! too, too shocking! barbarous, savage taste!

To eat one's mother ere itself was born!

To gripe the tall town-steeple by the waste,

And scoop it out to be his drinking-horn.

No more: no more! I'm sick and dead and gone;

Boxed in a coffin, stifled six feet deep;

Thorns, fat and fearless, prick my skin and bone,

And revel o'er me, like a soulless sheep.

_Henry Coggswell Knight, 1815_.

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