CHAPTER V.

REBEL NEWSPAPERS--ON ADMIRAL PORTER'S SHIP.

While numerous newspaper attacks were being printed in the chivalrous

press of the South concerning a defenseless boy who had succeeded,

unaided and alone, in thwarting their plans to compel the surrender of

Fort Pickens, I, in blissful ignorance of it all, was quietly

experiencing the daily routine life aboard the blockading war ship,

which was anchored in full view of the Rebel batteries through which I

had been scouting but a few days previously.

I was, of course, something new and fresh on board the ship, and the way

those chaps went for me was peculiar.

Did you ever try to get into a hammock? I mean a _real_ hammock--one of

those made out of canvas cloth, which, rolled up--or slung, I think they

call it--looks like a big pudding.

I was put in charge of one of the petty officers, as they call them

aboard a ship, who correspond to the non-commissioned officers of the

army. My particular guardian was, I believe, the ship-chandler, an old

salt who had charge of a little den of a room, somewhere between decks,

which was crammed full of lamps or candles.

They were crowded with men and officers aboard the Powhattan at that

time, so I had to turn in with this mess. I was given a hammock--a nice,

clean lot of bedding was bundled up inside; it had a number painted on

it, to which my attention was carefully called; then I was shown the

corresponding number on deck where that particular hammock fitted in

like a chink in a log-house, and where, I was told, it had to be placed

at a certain "bell," or when the boatswain would sing out a certain

call.

When the time came to go for the hammocks the first night, I followed my

leader, shouldered the bag, and marched down in line with the rest. I

found afterward the most difficult thing to learn about the navy is to

get _into_ a hammock, stretched above your head, and the next difficult

thing is to stay in it, while the third trouble is to get out of it

without lighting on your head.

My old guardian was busy somewhere with his lights, and when the signal

came to turn in, every man of that immense crowd seemed to disappear,

like so many prairie dogs into their holes, leaving me standing alone on

the deck under my hammock. Then the petty officer, in his deep, bass

voice, said something to me about clearing that deck. I made a jump for

the thing, and hung half way across it, as if I were in a swing, able to

get neither one way or the other--the hammock would move every time I'd

move. Lots of bare heads were sticking out over the hammocks, offering

advice of all sorts; one chap proposed to give me a leg, which I

gratefully accepted, when he lifted me so quickly that I toppled over

the other side of the hammock on to the floor, where I lay saying my

evening prayers, while the whole lot of crows in the roosts above

laughed at my predicament. The show was beginning to create so much

noise down below that the fellow with the big voice was compelled to

interfere and put a stop to it, which he did by ordering one of the men

to hold my horse while I got aboard.

He kindly explained to me the _modus operandi_ of getting into a slung

hammock, which was, as we used to say in tactics, in one time and three

motions; first, grab the thing in a certain way with two hands, put one

foot in first, and then deftly lift the body up and drop in; once there,

the difficulty was not over, as it required some practice to keep

balanced while asleep, especially to a landsman like myself. I was

cautioned to part my hair in the middle, and lie there as stiff as a

corpse.

It was great fun for the sailors of that mess. In the morning, after a

fair night's rest, I was awakened by the man-of-war's reveille, and

literally tumbled out of the hammock, landing on all fours on deck, for

the thing was as hard to get out of as it was to get into. But now the

sailors, who had so much fun at my expense the night before, showed the

greatest kindness and did what they could to teach me to strap or lash

it up, and I was ready to take up my bed and walk with the rest of them,

and stored it away while it did not yet seem to be daylight.

I was invited to the best mess for breakfast, which I was able to enjoy

very much, and I spent the greater portion of the day on the big

wheel-house of the ship, pointing out to the officers the location of

the different batteries in the rebel line. The officers were quite

courteous and kind, and, as may be imagined, listened with the greatest

eagerness to the news which I was able to give them. The New York

_Herald_, which was the only thing in the shape of "papers" that I had

brought with me, was eagerly read, the officers almost quarreling for

its possession. It was finally settled by their cutting it up and

dividing the pieces around.

The Powhattan was one of the largest vessels of the old-fashioned

side-wheel class, and at that time was literally bristling with her

armour, having been hurriedly fitted out at Brooklyn Navy Yard at about

the same time the other vessels sailed to the intended relief of Sumter.

An old salt gave me his account of their trip out, which, as nearly as I

can recollect, was something like this:

"We had just returned from a cruise, ye know, to China, and wanted to

stay home a bit, because the Engineer Board condemned one of our boilers

as dangerous, so, of course, no one aboard thought of going to sea again

in her. Well, by thunder, one night they sent a draft of men aboard, and

the next morning we were steaming out somewhere--we all thought to some

other yard.

"The officers had what they called sealed orders, not to be opened till

we were outside, don't you know. That black-whiskered chap"--pointing

with his thumb toward Captain Porter's cabin--"was aboard, and we all

thought he was our sky pilot, as he was dressed just like a parson or

chaplain; but when we got out, and the orders were opened, he had

changed his black duds, and, by gad, he took us in tow, just like a

pirate king, and fetched us all down to this blasted hole to die of

Yaller Jack.

"On the voyage down, every man of us was worked to death; day and night,

all hands were going, unpacking boxes of arms that had been smuggled

aboard, and them brass things you see back of the purser's

'cow-house'"--as he called the wheel-house--"we boxed up like dead men

in coffins. Well, some of the men swore we were turned pirates; and a

lot more of us was dead sure we were going out as a privateer for Jeff

Davis. You see the sealed orders was to Captain Porter, and he had just

come aboard at night, and they say he came right over from Washington

City that same day, and, of course, he knew what was up, but no one else

did.

"We found out, though, after that. The plan for us was to run down and

go right straight ahead into the harbor, past the Fort and them Rebel

Batteries. If we was inside once, we could drive them off and get the

navy yard, you know, and they couldn't get onto the Island, don't you

know. Well, when we got near Pensacola, what did they do but begin to

burn some soft English coal, what was stored aboard, so's to make a

black smoke, don't you see, and make them Rebels believe we were an

Englishman going to Pensacola. Well, Porter was on hand, you bet, and

every other fellow was on hand, too, and we were going to run right

straight by the derned Batteries, without stopping or showing our

colors; but the 'Old Man,' as we termed the admiral, or Senior Officer

Alden, who had preceded us, as soon as we came up signaled to drop

anchor; and the Lord only knows how long we will stay, if that condemned

boiler don't bust.

"The old black-whiskered parson was mad, because he didn't get to go

ahead, and he mopes in his den all the time, just like a bear with a

sore head, cross at us all, as if we was to blame."

Rear-Admiral David D. Porter was, at that time, ranking as a lieutenant

in the navy, though he had been selected specially by Mr. Lincoln to

command the Powhattan on this relief expedition. As I saw him daily

aboard his ship, he appeared, to my eyes, to be a hearty, blustering,

handsome naval officer, in the prime of life, wearing a full, black

beard, which, with his sharp eyes and commanding presence, impressed me

with the idea that the old tar had suggested, as being a model pirate

chief.

Those who have not been aboard a man-of-war while in commission and

engaged in actual sea service, and have formed their impressions from

casual visits to a ship in port, would scarcely realize the changed

condition of affairs. The captain is a little king, with absolute power,

and lives in great style, all by himself, in his beautiful den of a

cabin, at the extreme aft-end of the ship. He _never_ comes forward, I

believe, and walks only on one side of the deck. I think he doesn't

permit anyone to approach his highness, except through the regular

channels.

He may be a good fellow ashore and will eat and drink with you at the

hotel bars, like any ordinary bit of humanity; but dear me, aboard his

ship he is a holy terror.

Not being an enlisted man myself, and only a sort of a refugee aboard

ship, wholly unacquainted with the new order of things, I was constantly

doing something or other that interfered with the rules, and, as a

consequence, was an object of disgust to the minor officers and, I

suspect, a source of amusement to a great many others.

Naval officers, I understand, never like to have a civilian aboard their

ships, probably because they are not amenable to the strict discipline,

and another reason is, that a common landsman does not pay that homage

and respect to their rank that is exacted of the seaman.

As I was promenading up and down the deck the first morning, an officer,

whom I was told was Lieutenant Perry, the executive officer, sent one of

the smartly-dressed marines to me, who approached pleasantly and said:

"The executive officer directs that you will please walk on the port

side of the deck." Well, I looked at my feet, then at the grinning

marine, and asked him what was the matter. I didn't know there was such

a thing as a port side of a deck; but he explained that the one little

place where I had been taking my morning air was reserved exclusively

for the captain of the ship.

The captain sent his orderly to escort me to his presence in his cabin;

the marine was, of course, all fixed up with his natty uniform,

white-crossed belts, and little sword, and as we approached the lion's

den, he knocked as if he were afraid somebody might hear him, and when a

gruff voice within sang out "Come!" he stiffened up as if he had heard

an order to "present"; then swinging open the door, swung around briskly

and saluted; and before he could say his little speech, the captain

spoke up:

"That will do, Orderly," when he went through the same motions as when

we entered, and left me alone with the bear.

The captain astonished me by reaching for my hand, and, gently pushing

me over to a huge sofa, sat down beside me, and began to talk in a most

cordial manner about my adventure at Montgomery and Pensacola, which

lasted quite a little while, and ended with an invitation to take

something, which I was forced to decline.

My interview with the captain seemed to have a wonderful influence not

only on the minds, but over the actions as well, of the petty officers

and sailors, who had been guying me so mercilessly every hour of my stay

among them. I was at once treated with the utmost consideration by

everybody on board, and it appeared to me that every old salt, who wore

a piping whistle at the end of a white cord about his neck, was anxious

to talk with me in confidence.

To excite the curiosity of a lot of old sailors aboard ship is like

bringing a swarm of mosquitoes about one's head; and the way I was

pestered with questions and cross-questions, as well as all sorts of

surmises and hints, would distract any one, excepting, perhaps, the

well-seasoned and tanned hides of their own kind.

Captain Porter is the only man on board the ship to whom I told my

story, though questioned in a gentlemanly manner by the other officers.

I was able to hold and keep my own counsel from them all. I was to them

a refugee, and that was all the satisfaction any of them got from me,

except that in a general way I was free to tell anybody all I knew about

the Rebel batteries and forces; but why I had gone to Pickens was

explained only to Captain Porter, who believed my story, from the

interview with Secretary of War Cameron down to getting aboard his ship.

Though I had nothing whatever to show as proof, having brought with me

to the ship only the rather scanty clothing I wore, having almost

stripped myself in anticipation of a swim for life while crossing the

bay.

Right here I may mention that my family preserves with the greatest care

a sailor shirt, on which is an elaborately embroidered star in colors,

in each corner of the broad silk collar, also a pair of white duck

sailor trousers. These useful as well as beautiful articles were

presented to me by some of the men aboard ship, for which present, I

have often thought since, I must have been indebted to Captain Porter's

influence, as the articles are of such value that the old fellow who

stowed them in my hammock would scarcely have parted with them without

some remuneration.

The needlework on these articles was all done aboard ship by the

stiffened and well-hardened fingers of an old sailor, and I do not

exaggerate in saying, for rare and delicate workmanship, they are not

excelled by anything I have seen in the same line since.

The monotony of life aboard ship was relieved somewhat by the every-day

drill of the marines, under command of Lieutenant Broome, whose name I

remember distinctly, as being associated in my mind with "a new broom,"

he always looked so sleek and nice in his fresh uniform. The sailors

were also drilled at the big guns, fore and aft, which they would pull

and haul about for hours at a time under the commands of some officer.

One day Captain Porter astonished the Rebels, as well as our own

officers, by a mock naval battle. At a certain hour and upon a given

signal, all hands were called to quarters unexpectedly, Captain Porter

appearing on the bridge with an immense big brass trumpet in his hands,

through which he bellowed out something which everybody but me seemed to

understand. Men went up the rigging like a lot of monkeys in trees;

others yanked out the big cutlasses. At the command, "Repel boarders!"

they would climb up the sides of the ship and cut and slash their

invisible enemies at a dreadful rate. Then suddenly an order came to

load the guns; and in an instant almost, men whom I had not seen popped

up out of the holds and handed to others, who had evidently been

expecting them, cartridges, which were rammed into the big mouths of the

cannons; then all stood still as death--but for an instant only--when

the brass trumpet belched out something about a "Broadside," and--Great

Scott! it makes me tremble while I write about it--every gun on that big

ship, great and small, went off at the same time, and almost lifted the

ship out of the water.

They kept firing and loading in this way for quite a little while,

Captain Porter, during this time, standing quietly and unconcernedly on

the bridge, with his watch in one hand and the trumpet in the other.

When he was ready, another order was fired through his telephone, and

the firing ceased as suddenly as it had begun.

During all this hubbub, when every fellow had a place to go and stay, I

was jumping around from one place to another, like a hen on a hot

griddle, trying to find some spot where I might not be in anybody's way.

When the firing ceased, the ship was rolling about and, as we were

encompassed by the smoke, it seemed as if we were sailing in a cloud in

mid air.

Captain Porter, from his position on the bridge, began at once to

catechize the different officers, precisely as a school-master would a

class, asking each in turn, as he pointed to him:

"How many rounds, Mr. Broome?" And if the answer was not satisfactory,

an explanation was demanded. I remember that the assistant engineer's

position was at the little brass pieces, elevated abaft the wheel-house,

and their work was not at all satisfactory to Captain Porter, who did

not hesitate to so express himself, much to the disgust of the engineers

and the amusement of the other officers.

When the cloud of smoke lifted and we could see over the water, we found

all the other ships of the squadron watching us, while the ramparts of

Fort Pickens was to be seen crowded with men, no doubt wondering what

was up. They, no doubt, supposed the ship's magazine was afire. The

Rebel Batteries were black with men, who imagined, of course, that the

ship was fighting some of their own craft.

It appeared afterward that this trick of Captain Porter's came very near

bringing on a conflict with the Rebs, as they prepared to open their

batteries on the fort. If the drill had continued a little longer it

would have resulted in bringing about a genuine fight. Perhaps this is

what Captain Porter desired.

There was some influence that fretted him very much at the time, which I

have never heard explained. It was well known that he was most eager for

the fight to begin.

Early one bright morning our lookout spluttered out something, to which

the officer on deck at the time--who was Lieutenant Queen, at present

commandant at the Washington Navy Yard, and to whom I was talking at

that instant--startled me by singing in my ear:

"Where away?"

The fellow above said something about two points on our port bow.

Mr. Queen left me abruptly to report to the captain, who soon appeared

on deck. I climbed up to a good place from which to look out, and gazed

in the direction in which Mr. Queen and the captain were pointing, but

failed to see anything myself.

Orders were issued to prepare a little boat that was attached to the

Powhattan, as a sort of dispatch boat, and an officer, whose name was

Brown--a fat, jolly young man whom Captain Porter seemed to think highly

of--was put in charge.

This little craft hoisted sail and went dancing about on the water like

a sea-bird. By this time two steamers were in sight, approaching us.

Who they were and what they were after was just what everybody wanted

to know; the old sailors, who are always croakers, had any quantity of

ridiculous stories about their errand and our rapidly approaching fate.

Signals went up on Fort Pickens, and I discovered, _first_, that signals

were being made from the Rebel Batteries, in rear of their Forts, and

reported the fact, the circumstance awaking in Captain Porter a lively

interest.

Tho little sea-bird, with Mr. Brown, went out toward the approaching

ships, as if to meet them; orders were given by somebody, I suppose, but

I failed to hear them, to weigh anchor, which was quietly done; then,

instead of the ships halting to communicate with Mr. Brown's signals,

they went nearer to the Rebel Batteries, while the black smoke poured

out of the chimneys, and the paddle-wheels whirled around.

All at once I jumped two feet high, because a gun behind me went off.

Still the wheels went round and round, and the water was foaming in

their wake. All hands and eyes were on the ship in the lead, when boom

went another gun; and there is where I saw the first hostile gun fired.

There was a splash in the water some distance this side of the ship, but

in her front, then another splash on the same line further on; this was

the first shot across her bow, and it had the immediate effect of

stopping those paddle-wheels as suddenly as if she had been hit in the

belly.

She "hove too"--there was a long confab with the captain of the boat,

which turned out to be ships from Mobile bound to Pensacola with

supplies--appealed from Porter to the old admiral, and the end of it all

was, the two boats loaded with supplies and probably ammunition, were

not permitted to go on past the Fort inside the bay to Pensacola, as

Captain Porter decidedly protested against it, and they were escorted

back to Mobile.

They were not war ships, and at that time some of our officers had

peculiar ideas of the rights of Rebels: as, for instance, the refusal to

allow my colored boy, Friday, to remain at the Fort because he was

property, etc.

In our mess I think there were four of as jolly, good-hearted tars as

may be found in any navy, who vied with each other in their efforts to

make my stay with them as comfortable as possible. I presume my

popularity was increased a little bit, from the fact that I really

couldn't swallow the gill of grog, nor use tobacco, that was issued to

every one who wanted it, and my portion was scrupulously drawn and

assigned to our mess.

I was here first introduced to sea biscuit, which you know is the naval

term of S. O. B. Every old soldier will know the meaning of those

cabalistic letters.

One fellow, who was so droll that he kept the mess in a roar all the

time, insisted that some of the sea biscuit then being issued by the

commissary had been left over from the Revolutionary War. They were

really as hard as a board; it was often as good as a show to watch the

antics of Jack trying to weld them, like iron, at the galley range, or

to put them under the rollers of the big cannon for a chuck stone.

The pickled pork he declared was alive with worms, and insisted upon

taking me up the main mast, to prove to me that great chunks of it were

able to crawl up the polished mast to the fore-top. While eating our

grub (as they call it), when the cook had prepared a particularly nice

dish of scouce (I think that's the way it's spelled), Jack would pretend

to be so hungry that he and another chum would get on all fours and

squeal for all the world like a lot of hogs in a pen.

Every day there would be signals exchanged between our ship and the

others, or with Fort Pickens, and occasionally boats from the other

vessels would come to our side bringing officers to visit our officers.

For some days my daily life was spent in this way. I began to imagine,

from some of the yarns that I was compelled to overhear from the sailors

at night, that something was going wrong with me; nothing had been

intimated to me directly by any of the officers, who were uniformly

courteous, excepting, perhaps, Lieutenant Perry, the executive officer

who had general charge of everything. On another occasion he had picked

me up sharply for daring to handle a marine glass that I saw on the

bridge one day and elevated toward the Rebels.

The sailors, who, of course went with the boats to the fort as oarsmen,

must have brought back some exaggerated stories about me, judging from

their actions and talk. If any of those who may read my story have ever

been compelled to listen to old sailors' or old soldiers' stories and

croakings, they will be able to sympathize with me in my misery. I can

think of no comparison that will approach so near my conception of the

situation as that of being caged in an insane asylum with a crowd of

cranky old lunatics, and being compelled to hear all they have to say

without being able to escape from the horror.

This Lieutenant Perry was, I believe, a nephew of Commodore Perry, of

Lake Erie fame, and perhaps a very capable officer, though I do not

recall having heard his name during the war, which followed so closely.

He was evidently prejudiced against me from the first day, probably

because I declined to be interviewed by him.

One day I was surprised by having him call me aside and commencing a

conversation about the war, during which I expressed some decided

opinions about the earnestness and sincerity of the Rebels. And I

probably gave vent to my disgust at the permitting my colored boy to be

sent back to slavery and possibly punishment.

A short time after this I was invited to the captain's cabin. On

entering, I found Mr. Perry and the captain in consultation. After a

pleasant greeting, Captain Porter said:

"We have just learned that the Rebels have a lot of big guns at

Montgomery which they are to send to Pensacola." When he got this far, I

interrupted him to say, "That is hardly correct, as I had been in

Montgomery, and they had no guns of any kind there." Perry spoke up and

said they meant Mobile. Porter continued, smilingly: "Yes, it's Mobile,

of course. Well, we want to spike those guns right there." Not for a

moment thinking they were putting up a job on me, I looked anxiously in

Porter's face for a clue to his meaning, in thus talking to me. Looking

me squarely in the eye, he said:

"Now the government pays handsomely for this service," patting his pants

pockets to make some keys rattle. Still I did not like the appearance of

things, and perhaps too abruptly interrupted to say:

"Yes, I know; but the Rebels aren't going to let any one do that."

Then ensued a long confab, in which Lieutenant Perry did most of the

talking.

Captain Porter finally said to me, with a peculiar look:

"Now I have some little file-shaped things, just made for that purpose;

all a man has to do is to quietly drop one of these into the vent, and

they don't even know it's there, till they want to fire the gun."

This looked plausible, and I began to feel as if I'd like to try that

simple little trick, but I told him candidly that I couldn't undertake

it; that they would surely hang me, if caught; and that it wouldn't be

well for me to run the risk just then.

"Oh," says Perry, "we will man a boat and land you on the beach ten miles

from Pensacola."

"Yes," spoke up Captain Porter, "we will put you ashore any place you

want to go."

Without a moment's thought, except a desire to do any service for my

country, I said to them, "All right, I'll go."

I knew nothing whatever at this time of the demands that were being made

by the rebel authorities upon the Fort to have me surrendered on a civil

process, and on the same general principles that had induced the Fort

officers to return the colored boy, was being brought to bear in my

case. It seems the officers of the Fort got rid of the knotty point by

informing the Rebel flag-of-truce boat that I was out of their control,

and in the hands of the naval authorities.

Application had been made to the flag-ship of the squadron, that being

the proper headquarters, but it seems that in some way Captain Porter's

instructions were direct and more recent than had been received by the

admiral, whose name, if I remember aright, was Adams or Alden; but of

this I am not positive. However, there was some sort of a conflict of

authority between Porter and the Admiral, and not altogether a cordial

feeling between them, as there were no visits or courtesies being

exchanged between them, as was customary in such situations.

I had myself seen from the deck of the Powhattan a little tug-boat

bobbing out to the Admiral's ship, but had no idea, of course, that I

was being the subject of negotiations, which were being carried on by

the opposing forces through their flags-of-truce.

The Admiral, who had desired the ships from Mobile to pass in

unmolested, was quite indifferent to my fate, and did not deign to

communicate with Mr. Porter or myself. No doubt if I had been aboard his

ship instead of Admiral Porter's, the true story of this episode would

never have been written; as I should have been surrendered, as a matter

of _courtesy_ to the Rebels, who would have further extended the

courtesy--at the end of a rope.

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