_Adviser._ Have you ever been present at a performance of _The Dead
Heart_?
_Patient._ No; and I know nothing of a _Tale of Two Cities_.
_A._ Then surely you are well acquainted with _All for Her_?
_P._ I regret to reply in the negative.
_A._ Perhaps, you have seen the vision in _The Bells_, or the _Corsican
Brothers_?
_P._ Alas! I am forced to confess I am familiar with neither!
_A._ Dear me! This is very sad! Strange! I will give you a prescription.
Go to _Paul Kauvar_. You will then be provided with a thoroughly
enjoyable mixture.
[_Exit Patient to Drury Lane, where he passes a delightful evening._
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