THE MIDNIGHT FEAST
"Well, fellows, are we all here?" asked Jack Ranger later that night, as
he gazed around on a crowd in his room.
"If there were any more we couldn't breathe," replied Bony Balmore, and
the cracking of his finger knuckles punctuated his remark.
"When does the fun begin?" asked Bob Movel.
"Soon," answered Jack.
"We ought to have some music. Tune up, Fred," said Sam.
"Not here," interposed Jack quickly. "Wait a bit and we can make all the
noise we want to."
"How's that?" inquired Bony. "Have you hypnotized Dr. Mead and put wax
in Martin's ears so he can't hear us?"
"No, but it's something just as good. This afternoon I sat and listened
while Socker, the janitor, told me one of his war stories."
"You must have had patience," interrupted Nat Anderson. "Bob cats and
bombshells, but Socker is tiresome!"
"Well, I had an object in it," explained Jack. "I wanted him to do me a
favor, and he did it--after I'd let him tell me how, single-handed, he
captured a lot of Confederates. I told him about this spread to-night,
and was lamenting the fact that my room was so small, and that we
couldn't make any noise, or have any lights. And you know how awkward it
is to eat in the dark."
"Sure," admitted Bony. "You can't always find your mouth."
"And if there's anything I dislike," added Nat, "it's putting pie in my
ear."
"Easy!" cautioned Jack at the laugh which followed. "Wait a few minutes
and we can make all the noise we want to."
"How?" asked Bony.
"Because, as I'm trying to tell you, Socker did me a favor. He's going
to let us in the storeroom, back of where the boiler is, in the
basement. It'll be nice and warm there, and we can have our midnight
feast in comfort, and make all the row we like, for Martin can't hear us
there."
"Good for you, Jack!" cried Nat.
"That's all to the horse radish!" observed Sam.
Jack's trip to town that afternoon had been most successful. He had
found at the express office a big package from home, and from the note
that accompanied it he knew it contained good things to eat, made by his
loving aunts. But, desiring to give an unusually fine spread to
celebrate the occasion of having made the acquaintance of Will
Williams, Jack purchased some other good things at the village stores.
He and Will carried them back to school, and managed to smuggle them in.
It was a new experience for Will to have a friend like Jack Ranger, and
to be taking part in this daring but harmless breach of the school
rules. Under this stimulus Will was fast losing his melancholy mood, and
he responded brightly to Jack's jokes.
"Now you stay in your room until I call for you," our hero had said to
Will on parting after supper that night. Jack wanted to spring a sort of
surprise on his chums, and introduce Will to them at the feast. In
accordance with his instructions the lads had gathered in his room about
ten o'clock that night, stealing softly in after Martin, the monitor,
had made his last round to see that lights were out. Then Jack had
announced his plan of having the feast in the basement.
"Grab up the grub and come on," said the leader a little later. "Softly
now--no noise until we're downstairs."
"Will Socker keep mum?" asked Bony.
"As an oyster in a church sociable stew," replied Jack. "I've promised
to listen to another of his war tales."
"Jack's getting to be a regular martyr," observed Sam.
"Silence in the ranks!" commanded Captain Jack.
The lads stole softly along the corridors. Just as they got opposite the
door of Martin's room, there was a dull thud.
"What's that?" whispered Jack softly.
"I--I dropped one of the pies," replied Bony, cracking his knuckles at
the double-quick in his excitement.
"Scoop it up and come on. You'll have to eat it," said Jack.
In fear and trembling they went on. Fortunately, Martin did not hear the
noise, and the lads got safely past.
Jack, who was in the rear, paused at a door at the end of the hall, and
knocked softly.
"Yes," answered a voice from within.
"Come on," commanded Jack, and he was joined by a dark figure.
They reached the basement safely, no one having disputed their night
march. Socker, the janitor, met them at the door of the boiler-room.
"Here we are," said Jack.
"So I see, Mr. Ranger. Why, it reminds me of the time when Captain
Crawford and me took a forced night march of ten miles to get some
rations. We were with Sherman, on his trip to the sea, and----"
"You must be sure to tell me that story," interrupted Jack. "But not
now. Is everything all right?"
"Yes, Mr. Ranger. But I depend on you not to say anything about this to
Dr. Mead in case----"
"Oh, you can depend on us," Jack assured him.
"I thought I could. It reminds me of the time when we were before
Petersburgh, and a comrade and I went to----"
"You must not forget to tell me that story," interrupted Jack. "I
particularly want to hear it, Socker."
"I will," said the janitor, delighted that he had at last found an
earnest listener.
"But not now," said Jack. "We must get to work. Do you like pie,
Socker?"
"Do I, Mr. Ranger? Well, I guess I do. I remember once when we were at
Gettysburg----"
"Bony, where's that extra choice pie you had?" asked Jack with a wink at
his chum. "Give it to Mr. Socker here," and Bony passed over the bit of
pastry that had met with the accident in the hall.
"That will keep him quiet for a while," said Jack in a whisper.
The lads, bearing the good things Jack had provided, passed through the
boiler-room and into a storage apartment, where cans of oil, waste,
tools and the like were kept. Socker had arranged some boards on a
couple of sawhorses for the students, and there, by the light of
several candles stuck in the necks of bottles, the table was spread.
"Say, but this is jolly, all right," said Sam Chalmers. "Jack, you're a
public benefactor."
He leaned over to shake hands with our hero.
"Look out! You'll upset the table!" cried Jack, as Sam, leaning against
the boards, tilted them.
"Save the pieces!" cried Nat, springing to the rescue.
"Gentlemen, be seated!" invited Jack as the lads arranged themselves
about the table. Socker had provided planks, stretched across big, empty
oilcans. "Here you are, Will, right next to me," went on our hero in a
low tone to the lad who had joined him in the dark hall. "I'll introduce
you presently."
No one of Jack's chums had yet noticed the new lad, for Will had kept in
the shadows, and there was much confusion attending the placing of the
good things on the board. But as the guests prepared to seat themselves,
Sam Chalmers caught sight of the unfamiliar face of Will Williams. He
knew he was not one of Jack's crowd, and thinking the lad might have
come uninvited he said:
"We have a stranger with us."
There was a sudden hush, and all eyes were fastened on Will, who turned
red.
"He is a stranger," said Jack quickly, "but we are going to cure that.
Boys of Washington Hall--the top-notchers--the élite--the
high-rollers--the cream of the bunch--allow me to present my friend Bill
Williams. He is one of us, though I didn't know it until to-day. I'm
giving this blowout in his honor. Henceforth he is one of us, and in
token of that we will dub him not William, but Bill, which has a more
kindly sound. Fellows, salute our new member!"