CHAPTER II

Mrs. Tidd was just the kind of person I thought she would be. She

cooked lots of things and cooked them good; and, no matter how often

Mark wanted to eat, she never said a word. Plunk and Binney Jenks

and me got to going there a lot, and there was always cookies and

pie and things. Of course, we didn’t go specially to eat, but

knowing we’d get something wasn’t any drawback. I liked Mrs. Tidd,

and sort of admired her, too. She was always working at something

and managing things and keeping track of Mr. Tidd and Mark. I never

heard her complain, and I don’t remember ever seeing her sit down

except in the cool of the evening after supper.

I don’t want you to get the idea that Mr. Tidd was lazy or

shiftless, because he wasn’t. He was just queer, and his memory was

as long as a piece of string, which is the way we have in Wicksville

of saying there was no knowing just how long it really was. Lots of

times I’ve seen Mr. Tidd start out to do a job of work and forget

all about it before he got a chance to commence. He was sure to

forget if Mrs. Tidd didn’t take the _Decline and Fall_ away from him

before he went out of the door. Even that didn’t make it certain,

because something to think about might pop into his head all of a

sudden, and if it did he had to sit down and think about it then and

there. He was a machinist complicated by inventions. Every time he

saw you doing anything he’d stop right there and invent a better way

for you to do it; and mostly the new ways he invented wouldn’t work.

It was an invention that had brought all the Tidds to Wicksville.

Mark told us about it. It seems like Mr. Tidd had been inventing a

new kind of machine or engine or something that he called a turbine.

He’d been working on it a long time, making pictures of it and

figuring it out in his head, but he never had a chance to get right

down to business and actually _invent_ it till a little while before

they came to our town. Then an aunt of his up and died and left him

some money. He quit his job right off and came to Wicksville, where

it was quiet and cheap, to finish up doing the inventing. When he

got it done he wouldn’t need a job any more because it would make

him rich. We used to go out in the barn, where he was tinkering

away, and watch him for hours at a time, and he never paid any more

attention to us than as if we weren’t there at all. But he was

careful about other folks and wouldn’t let them step a foot inside

of the door. He was afraid somebody would see what he was up to and

go do it first, which would have been a mean trick.

Mr. Tidd wasn’t what you call _suspicious_; he wasn’t always

expecting somebody that he knew to do something to his engine, and I

guess any man that had wanted to could have got into the workshop

and looked it all over to his heart’s content by talking to Mr. Tidd

for an hour or so and listening to him tell about the Roman Empire,

and how it split down the middle and went all to smash. He was the

kind-heartedest man in the world, I guess, and never could see any

bad in any one—not in any one he really saw. He had a sort of

far-away idea that there was bad folks, and that some of them might

want to steal his invention, but if he had seen a man crawling

through a window of the barn he’d have found some excuse for him.

Anybody could fool him—that is, they could have if Mrs. Tidd hadn’t

been there; but she kept her eye on him pretty close and saw to it

he didn’t let any strangers come fooling around. If everybody had

been as careful as she was this story wouldn’t have happened.

The real beginning of things didn’t look like anything important at

all. It happened one afternoon when Mark Tidd and Plunk and Binney

and me were hanging around the depot platform waiting for the train

to come in. We didn’t expect anybody we knew to come, and there

wasn’t any reason for our being there except that there wasn’t any

reason for our being anywhere else. Plunk and I sat on one of those

baggage-trucks that run along straight for a while and then turn up

a hill at the end; Binney sat on a trunk; and Mark was on the

platform, because that was the safest place for him and wouldn’t

break down. It was hot and sleepy, and we wished we were somewheres

else or that something exciting would happen. It didn’t, so we just

sat there and talked, and finally we got to talking about Mr. Tidd’s

engine. We’d seen him tinkering around it, and he’d told us about

it, so we were interested.

“Wouldn’t it be great,” says Binney, “if it worked when he got it

done! Us fellers could say all the rest of our lives that we knew

intimate a inventor that was as big as Edison.”

We never had thought about that part of it before; but what Binney

said was so, and we got more anxious than ever for things to turn

out right.

“If it does,” says Plunk, “Mark’ll be rich, and maybe live to the

hotel. Think of bein’ able to spend a dollar ’n’ a half every day

for nothin’ but meals and a place to sleep.”

Mark he didn’t say anything, because he was drowsy and his head was

nodding.

“Mr. Tidd says it’ll reverlutionize the world,” Binney put in. “He

says if them Romans had had one of his gas-turbines the empire

never’d have fell.”

“If it goes, nothin’ else’ll be used to run automobiles. If Mr. Tidd

sold a engine for ev’ry automobile in the United States I guess he

could afford livin’ to the hotel. I’ll bet he could own a automobile

himself.”

“And they’ll use ’em in fact’ries and steamboats, ’cause they kin be

run with steam same as with gasolene.”

“And won’t be more’n a twentieth as big as engines is now.”

We kept on talking and describing what we thought Mr. Tidd’s turbine

would do and guessing how long it would be before he was ready to

try it to see if it went. We was so interested we never noticed a

man sitting a little ways off on a trunk. Pretty soon we did notice

him, though, for he got up deliberate like and stretched himself and

looked around as if he didn’t see anything, including us. Then his

eyes lit on Mark, and he kind of grinned. He lighted a cigar and

came walking over toward us.

“How about this train?” he asks, like he wasn’t much interested but

wanted to talk to pass away the time. “Is it generally much behind?”

“Not much,” I says. “I ain’t known it to be over a hour late for two

weeks.”

“Live here?” he asks, with another grin.

I nodded, but didn’t say anything out loud.

“Pretty quiet place for boys, isn’t it?”

“It ain’t what most folks’d call excitin’.”

After a minute he says: “I used to live in a little town like this

when I was a boy, and I remember there wasn’t very much to do. I

used to hang around the carpenter shop watching the carpenters work,

and around the machine shop seeing how the machinists did things. It

was pretty interesting. I suppose you do the same here.”

“We-ell, it ain’t exactly a machine shop we hang around.”

“Oh,” he says, “what is it?”

“It’s a—a—”

Just then Mark seemed to wake up sudden He grunted and interrupted

what I was going to say, and then did the saying himself. “It’s a

b-barn,” he says.

“Oh,” says the man, “a barn? What do you watch in the barn? The

horses?”

“No. Ain’t no h-h-horses.” Then he half shut his eyes like he was

going to take another nap.

The man didn’t say anything for a spell. “I was always interested in

machines when I was a boy,” he says, at last. “Any kind of a machine

or engine got me all excited. But we didn’t have as fine machines

then as you do now. They’re making improvements and inventing new

things every day. Some day they’re going to invent something to make

locomotives better—something along the turbine line, I expect. Know

what a turbine is?”

I was just going to say yes, when Mark woke up again. “Yes,” he

says, “a t-t-turbine is a climbin’ vine that grows over p-porches.”

The man kind of strangled and looked away. “No,” he says in a

minute, “I guess you got it mixed up with woodbine.”

“Maybe so,” says Mark.

We heard the engine whistle, and the man hurried off to see about

his baggage. The train pulled in and pulled out again and left us

sitting on the platform wondering what to do next. Mark stood up

slow and tired and yawned till it seemed like his head would come

off.

“Fellers,” says he, “you gabble like a lot of geese. Looked like

that man was more’n ord’nary interested in engines.”

“’Spose he heard what we was talking about?”

Mark looked at me disgusted. “Tallow,” says he, “don’t go layin’

down in no pastures, ’cause a muley cow ’thout horns’ll come and

chaw a hunk out of your p-p-pants.”

“I guess I ain’t so green,” I told him, but he only grinned.

“Let’s go swimmin’,” says Binney.

Mark shook his head and looked solemn. “Go ahead if you want to. No

swimmin’ for me; it’s Friday, and I stepped on a spider this

mornin’.”

Plunk busted out laughing. “Haw,” he says, “believin’ in signs. I

ain’t superstitious.”

Mark looked at him and blinked. “I ain’t superstitious, but I don’t

b’lieve in takin’ extra chances. Probably there ain’t nothin’ in it,

but you can’t never tell.”

That illustrates better than I can tell what kind of a fellow Mark

Tidd was—cautious, looking on all sides of a thing he was thinking

of doing, always trying to figure plans out ahead so nothing

disagreeable could happen. I don’t want you to think he was a

coward, because he wasn’t, but he never ran his head into trouble

that could be dodged ahead of time.

We all started for the river, because it would be cooler there even

if we didn’t go in, but on the way Mark found a four-leaf clover,

and a white cat ran across the road in front of us, so he figured it

out that if there _was_ any bad luck about Friday and killing a

spider those two good-luck signs had knocked the spots off it.

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