CHAPTER XII

_I Entertain at a Teahouse--Folk Dances--The Sense of Form--The

Organization of Society--Jitsuko Helps me Give a Party--Pretty

Kokinoyou--Geisha Games--Rivalries of Geisha--The Cherry Dance

at Kyoto--Theatre Settings--Unmercenary Geisha--Teahouse

Romances--Restaurants, Cheap and Costly--Reflections on Reform_

"'Tis pleasing to be schooled in a strange tongue

By foreign lips and eyes...."

--Byron

The way to see geisha and maiko to the best advantage is at small

parties where the guests are well acquainted and formality can be to

some extent cast off. I was much pleased when I learned enough of the

ways of teahouses and geisha to be able to give such a party.

My first essay as host at a Japanese dinner was not, however, entirely

independent, since I had the help of a Japanese friend. It occurred at

the charming Maruya teahouse, in the ancient town of Nara.

[Illustration: The theatre street in Kyoto is one of the most

interesting highways in the world]

It was at the Maruya that I first began to feel some real understanding

and appreciation of geisha dancing, and I think the thing that assisted

me most was the fact that the little maiko executed several Japanese

folk dances, the action of which, unlike that of most geisha dances, was

to a large extent self-explanatory. One of these dances represented

clam-digging. In it the dancers held small trays which in pantomime they

used as shovels, going through the motion of digging the clams out of

the sand and throwing them into a basket. The dance was accompanied by a

song, as was also another folk dance in which two of the maiko enacted

the rôles of lovers who were obliged to part because the mother of the

girl was forcing her to marry a rich man. I was interested to notice in

this dance that the gesture to indicate weeping--the holding of one hand

in front of the eyes at a distance of two or three inches from them--is

not taken from life, but is copied from the gesture of dolls in the

marionette theatre. That is the gesture for a man. When a woman weeps

she holds her sleeve-tab before her eyes, for it is a tradition that

women dry their tears with their sleeves. When in Japanese poetry moist

sleeves are spoken of, the figure of speech signifies that a woman has

been weeping.

[Illustration: Digging clams at low-tide in Tokyo Bay]

The girls who executed the last-mentioned folk dance were respectively

thirteen and fifteen years old, and they were evidently much amused by

the passionate utterances they were obliged to deliver. The one who

played the part of the youth--a fetching little creature with a roguish

face--was unable at times to restrain her mirth as she recited the

tragic and romantic lines, and her rendition of them was punctuated by

little explosions of giggling, which though they cannot be said to have

heightened the dramatic effect of the sad story, her audience found most

contagious. Then with a great effort she would pull herself together and

try to live down the mirthful outburst, lowering her voice, to imitate

that of a man, and assuming a tragic demeanor which, in a creature so

sweet and childish, habited in silken robes that made her like a

butterfly, was even more amusing.

People who follow the arts, or have a feeling for them, seldom fail to

appreciate geisha dancing after they have seen enough of it to get an

understanding of what it is. This, I think, is because they generally

have a sense of form, and as geisha dancing is a sort of animated

_tableau vivant_, a sense of form is the one thing most essential to an

appreciation of it.

Indeed I will go further and proclaim my belief that, to a visitor who

would really understand Japan, a sense of form is a vital necessity.

Japan is all form. In Japanese art even colour takes second place. Nor

does the Japanese feeling for form by any means stop where art ends. It

permeates the entire fabric of Japanese life. The formal courtesy of old

French society was as nothing to the formal courtesy of the Japanese.

The whole life of the average Japanese is so regulated by form that his

existence seems to progress according to a sort of geometrical pattern.

The very nation itself is organized in such a way as to suggest a

compact artistic composition. Not only every class, but every family and

individual has an exact place in the structure. A friend of mine who

knows Japan as but few foreigners do, goes so far as to say that the

shades of difference between individuals are so finely drawn that no two

persons in Japan are of exactly the same social rank, and that the

precise position of every man in the country can be established

according to the codes of Japanese formalism. Though this may be an

exaggeration it expresses what I believe to be essentially a truth. I

visualize the social and political structure of Japan as a great pyramid

in which the blocks are families. At the bottom are the submerged

classes--among them, down in the mud of the foundation, the _eta_ or

pariah class. Then come layers of families representing the voteless

masses, among which the merchant class was in feudal times considered

the lowest. Next come the little taxpayers who vote, and these pile up

and up to the place where the more exalted classes are superimposed upon

them--for in Japan it may be said that there is practically no middle

class. I am told that there are now about a million families who are

descended from samurai. This is where the aristocracy begins. So the

pyramid ascends. Layers of lower officials; layers of higher officials,

layers of ex-officials, high and low; layers of those having decorations

from the Government; layers of army and navy families, and so on to

where, very near the summit, are placed the _Genro_, or elder statesmen.

Above them is a massive block representing the Imperial Family, and at

the very peak, is the Emperor, Head of all Heads of Families.

My party in Nara having given me confidence, I gave a luncheon at the

delightful Kanetanaka teahouse which overlooks a canal in the Kyobashi

district of Tokyo.

I cannot claim much credit for the fact that this party was a success,

since Jitsuko, the English speaking geisha I met at my first Japanese

luncheon, was there to help me. Jitsuko's English, I must own, was not

perfect. Nor would I have had it so, for I enjoyed teaching her, and

learning from her.

"Naughty boy!" was one expression that I taught her, and I showed her

how to accompany the phrase with an admonitory shake of the finger, with

results which altogether charmed the American gentlemen at my luncheon.

One of these gentlemen, a new arrival in Japan and consequently entirely

unfamiliar with Japanese fare, asked Jitsuko about a certain dish that

was set before him.

"What is this?" he demanded, looking at it doubtfully.

"That fried ears," said Jitsuko.

"Fried ears!" he cried. "Not really?"

"Yes."

But it was not fried ears. Jitsuko had the usual trouble with her _l_'s

and _r_'s. She had meant to say "fried eels."

Besides Jitsuko I had at my luncheon six of the lovely little maiko. One

of them, an intelligent child called Shinobu--"tiptoes"--was picking up

a little English. She sent for ink and a brush and wrote out for me the

names of her companions. Later I had the names translated, getting the

meaning of them in English--for geisha generally take fanciful names.

They were: Kokinoyou--"little alligator"[1]; Akika--"scent of autumn";

Komon--"little gate"; Shintama--"new ball"; and Kimi-chiyo, whose name

was not translated for me, but who was the prettiest little dancing girl

I saw in all Japan.

[1] "What a queer name!" a Japanese friend writes me. And he

adds: "Your translation cannot be right. A little alligator

might be taken for a mascot in America, but it could never

be the name of a dainty little geisha."

Though the Japanese idea of female loveliness does not generally accord

with ours, I think Kimi-chiyo was an exception and was as lovely in

native eyes as in those of an American, for she seemed very popular, and

was at almost every Japanese-style party I attended in Tokyo. Moreover,

though she could not have been older than sixteen, she carried herself

with the placid confidence of an established belle. I have met many a

lady twice or three times her age who had not her aplomb.

[Illustration: The little dancing girl at the right, Kimi-chiyo,

was at almost every Japanese-style party I attended in Tokyo.

She carried herself with the placid confidence of an established

belle]

After luncheon the maiko danced for us while Jitsuko and another geisha

played. Then, as my guest of honour had not yet acquired a taste for

geisha dancing, the programme was changed and Jitsuko set the little

maiko to playing games. First they showed us how to play their great

game of _ken_, but though we learned it we could not compete with them

in playing it. They were too quick for us. We pitched quoits with

them--and were beaten. We played bottle-and-cup--and were beaten. And

finally they introduced us to a Japanese version of "Going to

Jerusalem," which they play with cushions instead of chairs, with the

samisen for music. Of course they beat us at that. Who can sink down

upon a cushion with the agility of a little Japanese girl? All in all,

the Americans were beaten at every point--and thoroughly enjoyed the

beating.

I could tell a story about the president of one of the greatest

corporations in America. He was at my luncheon. He is a very dignified

and formidable man, and is considered able. But he can't play ken worth

a cent. Kimi-chiyo herself said so. She told Jitsuko and Jitsuko told

me.

"In America he is a great man," I said.

"He is very slow at ken," Kimi-chiyo insisted, unimpressed.

"In business he is not slow," I told her.

"Perhaps. But any one who is really clever will be quick at ken."

I decided to avoid the game of ken in future. It shows one up.

* * * * *

Between the geisha of the various great cities there exists a gentle

rivalry. Kyoto, for example, concedes a certain vivacity to the geisha

of the five or six leading districts of Tokyo, but it insists that the

Kyoto geisha have unrivalled complexions, and that the famous Gion

geisha of Kyoto are more perfect in their grace and charm than any

others in Japan. This they account for by the fact that the Gion geisha

have a long and distinguished history, and that there is a geisha school

in Kyoto, whereas the Tokyo geisha have no school but are trained by

older geisha under the supervision of the master of the individual

geisha-house to which they are attached. Similarly the Tokyo geisha

consider those of Kyoto rather "slow," and regard the Yokohama geisha as

distinctly inferior. Once I asked a Tokyo geisha to give a dance of

which I had heard, but she replied with something like a shrug that the

dance in question was given by the Yokohama geisha, wherefore, she and

her associates did not perform it.

So far as I know there is not to be seen in Tokyo or Yokohama any large

geisha show, resembling a theatrical entertainment, such as one may see

in Kyoto in cherry-blossom season, or at the Embujo Theatre in Osaka

every May. These exhibitions are delightful things to see, the Cherry

Dance of Kyoto, in particular, being famous throughout Japan. The

buildings in which they are held are impressive. The one in Kyoto was

built especially for the Cherry Dance, and the interior of it, while in

a general way like a large theatre, is modelled after the style of an

old Japanese palace. The geisha dancers and musicians are splendidly

trained and the costumes are magnificent.

Rapid changes of scene are made in these theatres by means unfamiliar to

American theatre-goers. As in our playhouses, flies and drops are

sometimes hoisted upward when a scene is being changed, but quite as

frequently they sink down through slots in the stage floor. Also, in the

dimness of a "dark change" one sees whole settings going through

extraordinary contortions, folding up in ways unknown in our theatres,

or turning inside-out, or upside-down. One feels that their stage is

generally equipped with less perfect mechanical and lighting devices

than ours, but that a great deal of ingenuity is shown in the actual

building of scenery. One of the most astonishing things I ever saw in

any theatre was the sudden disappearance of a back-drop at the Embujo in

Osaka. The bottom of this drop began all at once to contract; then the

whole funnel-shaped mass shot down through a small aperture in the

floor, like a silk handkerchief passing swiftly through a ring.

The most perfect illusion of depth and distance I ever saw on a stage

was in one scene of the Kyoto Cherry Dance. From the front of the house

the scene appeared to go back and back incredibly. Nor could I make out

where the back-drop met the stage, so skilfully was the painted picture

blended with the built-up scenery. When the performance was over I

inspected this setting and found that the scenic artist had achieved his

result by a most elaborately complete contraction of the lines of

perspective, not only in the painted scenery but in objects on the

stage. A row of tables running from the footlights to the rear of the

stage had been built in diminishing scale, and rows of Japanese

lanterns, apparently exactly alike, became in reality smaller and

smaller as they reached back from the proscenium, so that the whole

perspective was exaggerated. The stage of this theatre was not in fact

so deep as that of the New York Hippodrome or the Century Theatre.

At the geisha dance in Osaka I asked what pay the hundred or more geisha

musicians and dancers received, and was told that they are not paid at

all. There are two reasons for this. First, it is regarded as the duty

of all geisha to celebrate the spring with music and dancing; and

second, they consider it an honour to be selected for these festivals,

since only the most skilful members of their sisterhood are chosen.

Geisha, you see, are not entirely mercenary. When two or three of them

go off for a little outing together, or when they shop, they spend money

freely; and there are stories of geisha who pay their own fees in order

to meet their impecunious lovers at teahouses.

In Japanese romances the geisha is a favourite figure. A popular theme

for stories concerning her is that of her love affair with a student

whose family disown him because of his infatuation. The geisha

sweetheart then supports him while he completes his education. He

graduates brilliantly, securing an important appointment under the

government, and rewards the girl's devotion by making her his bride. Or

if the story be tragic--and the Japanese have a strong taste for

tragedy--the student's family is endeavouring to force him into a

brilliant match, wherefore the self-sacrificing geisha, whom he really

loves, takes her own life, so that she may not stand in the way of his

success.

There was a time a generation or two ago when Japanese aristocrats

occasionally took geisha for their wives, much as young English noblemen

used to marry chorus girls. But those things have changed in Japan and

it is a long time since a man of position has made such a match. The

plain truth is that, however justly or unjustly, the geisha class is not

respected. They are victims of the curious law which operates the world

over to make us always a little bit contemptuous of those whose

occupation it is to amuse us. Moreover, geisha are not as a rule highly

educated, and it is said that this fact makes it difficult for them to

adjust themselves to an elevated place in the social scale.

Thus it comes about that, when geisha marry, their husbands are as a

rule business men or merchants on a modest scale.

Yuki our treasured maid, had a friend who became a geisha, but who

retired from the profession through the matrimonial portal.

"She smart girl," said Yuki. "She too head to be geisha."

"Why did she become one, then?" I asked.

"Her family have great trouble. Her father need fifteen hundred yen

right off. Must have. So she be geisha. But after while she meet rich

man in teahouse, and he pay for her, so she don't have to be geisha any

more, and they get married."

Some excellent people I met in Japan--Americans imbued with the spirit

of reform--objected strongly to the geisha system, contending that it is

a barrier to happy domesticity. They felt that so long as there are

geisha in Japan the average Japanese husband will have them at his

parties, and will continue his present practice of leaving his wife at

home when he goes out for a good time. I suppose this is true.

Undoubtedly, to the Japanese wife, the geisha is the "other woman." And

as is so often the case with the "other woman," in whatever land you

find her, the geisha has certain strategic advantages over the wife.

Like good wives everywhere, the Japanese wife is concerned with humdrum

things--the children, housekeeping, the family finances--the things

which often irritate and bore a husband if harped upon. But the

circumstances in which a husband meets a geisha are genial and gay. Her

business is to make him forget his cares and enjoy himself.

The expense of the geisha system is also urged against it. To dine at a

first-class teahouse, with geisha, costs as much as, or more than, to

dine elaborately at the most expensive New York hotels. It is well for

strangers in Japan to understand this, since they often jump to the

conclusion that the Japanese teahouse, which looks so simple--so

delightfully simple!--by comparison with the gold and marble grandeur of

a great American hotel dining room, must necessarily be cheaper. I

remember a case in which some Americans, newly arrived in Tokyo, were

entertained in the native manner by a Japanese gentleman, and felt that

they were returning the courtesy in royal style when they invited him to

dine with them at their hotel. Yet in point of fact their hotel

dinner-party cost less than half as much per plate as his Japanese

dinner had cost. While one does not value courtesy by what it costs, it

is important not to undervalue it on any basis whatsoever.

There is, of course, a great variation in the cost of meals in teahouses

and restaurants, and the fact that those which are inexpensive look

exactly like those which are expensive helps to confuse the stranger. A

great deal may be saved if one does without geisha. Also there are very

agreeable restaurants in which the guest may cook his own food in a pan

over a brazier which is brought into the dining room.

This chafing-dish style of cooking is said to have been introduced by a

missionary who became tired of Japanese food and formed the habit of

preparing his own meals as he travelled about. Now, however, it has come

to be considered typically Japanese.

There are two names for cooking in this simple fashion. The word

_torinabe_ is derived from _tori_, a bird, and _nabe_, a pot or kettle;

and _gyunabe_ from a combination of the word for a pot with _gyu_, which

means a cow, or beef. The Suyehiro restaurants, having three branches in

Tokyo, are famous for _torinabe_, as well as for an affectation of

elegant simplicity and crudity in chinaware. A good place for the

_gyunabe_ is the Mikawaya restaurant in the Yotsuya section, not far

from the palace of the Crown Prince.

[Illustration: A bill from the Kanetanaka teahouse, with items

of ¥ 26.30 for food, saké, etc., and ¥ 27.80 for "six

saké-servers (geisha) tips to geisha and their attendants."]

To be more specific about prices, I gave an excellent luncheon of this

kind for four, at one of the Suyehiro restaurants, at a cost of about

four dollars and a half, whereas a luncheon for the same number of

persons, with geisha, at a fashionable teahouse, which looked just about

like the other restaurant, cost thirty dollars, and a dinner for eight

with geisha, came to fifty-three. All tips are however included on the

teahouse bill. One does not pay at the time, but receives the bill

later, regular patrons of a teahouse usually settling their accounts

quarterly.

Adversaries of the geisha system informed me with the air of imparting

scandal, that one sixth of all the money spent in Japan goes to geisha

and things connected with geisha, presumably meaning restaurants,

teahouses, saké and the like.

"A reformer," says Don Marquis, the Sage of Nassau Street, "is a dog in

the manger who won't sin himself and won't let any one else sin

comfortably." That is a terrible thing to say. I wouldn't say such a

thing. It is always better in such cases to quote some one else. But I

will say this much: If I were a reformer I should begin work at

home--not in Japan. I should join the great movement, already so well

started, for making the United States the purest and dullest country in

the world. I should work with those who are attempting to accomplish

this result entirely by legislation. But instead of trying, as they are

now trying, to bring about the desired end by means of quantities of

little pious laws covering quantities of little impious subjects, I

should work for a blanket law covering everything--one great, sweeping

law requiring all American citizens to be absolutely pure and good, not

only in action but in thought. I assume that, if such a law were passed,

everybody would abide by it, but in order to make it easier for them to

do so I should abolish restaurants, theatres, motion pictures, dancing,

baseball, talking-machines, art, literature, tobacco, candy, and

soda-water. I should put dictographs in every home and have the police

listen in on all conversations. Light-heartedness I should make a

misdemeanor, and frivolity a crime.

Then, when our whole country had reached a state of perfection that was

absolutely morbid, I should consider my work here done, and should move

to Japan. But I should not stop being a reformer. Assuredly no! I should

start at once to improve things over there. Take for instance this

report that one sixth of all the money spent goes to geisha and such

things. I should try first of all to remedy that situation. One sixth of

the national expenditure represents a vast amount of money. Think of its

being spent on good times! Such a lot of money! Still it isn't quite

enough. A quarter or a third would be better than a sixth. It would make

things perfect. Not being a Japanese wife, I should advocate that.

I see but one serious objection to this plan. Should Japan become any

more attractive than it now is, the Japanese might feel forced to pass

exclusion laws. If they were to do so I hope they would not discriminate

against people of any one race. I hope they would bar out everybody--not

Americans alone. Because if they were to bar us out and at the same time

allow the riffraff of Europe to come in, that might hurt our feelings.

It isn't so hard to hurt our feelings, either. We are a proud and

sensitive race, you know. Yes, indeed! It is largely because we are so

proud and sensitive that we treat the Japanese with such scant courtesy.

That's the way pride and sensitiveness sometimes work. Of course the

Japanese are proud and sensitive, too. But we can't be bothered about

that. We haven't the time. We are too busy being proud and sensitive

ourselves.

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