CHAPTER X

_The Courageous Congressmen--Geisha and Nesan--The Maple

Club--The Gentleness of Servants--Removable Walls--Dancing

Girls--A Lesson in the Use of Chopsticks--"Truthful Girl"--A

Toast in Saké--Drunkenness--My Friend the Amiable Inebriate--The

Great Rice-Ball Mystery_

It amused me to hear, a little while ago, that a party of our

Congressmen, on a junket in Japan, had been implored by certain pious

Americans over there, to avoid such sinful things as teahouses and

geisha. No doubt the poor devils of Congressmen had fancied they would

be able to lead their own lives five thousand miles from home and

constituents. And evidently they proposed to do it, for they replied

with uncongressmanlike boldness that teahouses and geisha were among the

things they most desired to see. That pleased me not only because it

showed that a Congressman can be spunky--even though he has to go to

another hemisphere to do it--but because it showed a normal human

interest in what is assuredly a very curious phase of life.

I, too, was interested in tea houses and geisha, and I made it a point

to find out as much about them as I could.

The first geisha I saw were in attendance at a luncheon for some forty

persons--about half of them Americans--given by a Tokyo gentleman for

the purpose of showing us what a purely Japanese luncheon was like. It

was held at the Maple Club, a large, rambling Japanese-style building

standing in charming gardens in the midst of one of the Tokyo parks--a

Far Eastern equivalent of such Parisian restaurants as the Café

d'Armenonville or the Pré Catelan.

As we alighted from our rickshas a flock of smiling serving maids

appeared in the doorway to greet us, indicating to us that we were to

sit on the high door-step and have our shoes removed by the blue-clad

coolies who were in attendance--each with the insignia of the Maple Club

in a large design upon the back of his coat. (If you wish the coolie who

draws your ricksha or does other work for you to wear your crest you

supply his costume and pay him a few cents extra per day.)

When our shoes had been checked and our feet encased in soft woollen

slippers like bed-bootees, we were bowed into the building and escorted

through a series of rooms with soft straw-matted floors and walls of

wood and paper. Emerging upon an outer gallery of highly polished wood,

we followed it, looking out over the lovely garden as we moved along,

and finally reached a flight of stairs, also of wood having a satiny

polish, which led to the banquet hall. Our escorts on this journey were

several little Japanese maids in pretty kimonos, who, though they spoke

no English, talked to us in soft international smiles. No one without a

sweet nature could smile the smile of one of these Japanese serving

maids. They are called _nesan_, meaning literally "elder sister." This

familiar appellation is generally used in speaking to a maidservant

whose name one does not know, and in the term is revealed a hint of the

beautiful relationship which exists in Japan between master and servant,

whether in a private house or a Japanese inn. In the great cities this

old relationship is to some extent breaking down as Japan becomes

Westernized, but in Japanese hotels and country inns, and in prosperous

homes one sees it still. Service is rendered with a grace and

friendliness which make it very charming. Even about the menservants in

the houses of the rich there is nothing of the flunkey spirit. The

Japanese manservant generally wears silken robes which give him a fine

dignity and make it difficult, sometimes, to differentiate him from

members of the family. He is extremely polite, but not rigid. You feel

that he is a self-respecting _man_. As for maidservants, they are like

so many pet butterflies. One of Japan's strongest claims to democracy,

it seems to me, is founded on the attitude existing between master and

servant.

[Illustration: No one without a sweet nature could smile the

smile of one of these tea-house maids. They are called

_nesan_--"elder sister"]

Those who have visited Japan, yet who do not agree with me as to the

exquisite courtesy of the Japanese servant, will be those whose stopping

places have been European-style hotels in the large cities. In such

hotels the service is often poor and one occasionally encounters a

servant who is surly and ill-mannered. I encountered one such in

Kobe--said to be the rudest city in Japan. But by the time I ran across

him I had seen enough of the real Japan to know what such rudeness

signified. It showed merely that in this individual case native courtesy

had been worn away by contact with innumerable ill-bred foreigners.

But to return to our luncheon.

As a concession to American custom our host greeted us with a handshake,

and his Japanese guests walked in and shook hands instead of dropping to

their knees on entering and bowing to the floor according to the old

national custom.

The room, which was large, well illustrated the elasticity of the

Japanese style of building. Five or six private dining rooms usually

occupied this section of the house, but for the requirements of the

present occasion the walls forming these rooms had been removed making

the entire area into one spacious chamber. It is a simple matter to

remove such walls, since they consist only of a series of screens of

wood and paper which slide in grooves and can easily be lifted out and

put away in closets. And let me add that, though the climate of Japan is

very damp, the Japanese use such thoroughly seasoned wood, and work in

wood so admirably, that I never once found a sliding screen that stuck

in its grooves.

[Illustration: Cocoons--Five thousand silk worms eat 125 lbs. of

mulberry leaves and yield eight skeins of silk, which make one

kimono]

For the meal we knelt upon silk cushions laid two or three feet apart

around three walls of the room. As the weather was chilly there stood

beside each of us a brazier, or hibachi, consisting of a pot of live

charcoal standing in a wooden box. The Japanese love of finish in all

things is shown in the careful way they have of banking the ashes in a

hibachi, and making neat patterns over the top of them.

In front of each of us was placed a little table of red lacquer about a

foot high, with an edge like that of a tray, and on this table were

sundry covered bowls of lacquer and of china, and little dishes

containing sour pickles and a pungent, watery brown sauce. In front of

every one or two guests knelt a nesan, presiding over a covered

lacquered tub, containing boiled rice, which is eaten with almost

everything, and even mixed with green tea and drunk with it out of the

rice-bowl.

Also, in attendance upon each guest, there was a geisha. Some of the

geisha were women perhaps twenty years old, wearing handsome dark

kimonos which they generally carried with a great deal of style, but

others were little _maiko_, dancing girls, in brilliant-coloured kimonos

with the yard-long sleeves of youth. The youngest of these was perhaps

twelve years of age, while the oldest may have been sixteen.

As I afterward learned, there is a vast difference between various

grades of geisha. Those present at this luncheon were among the most

popular in Tokyo. They were truly charming creatures, sweet-faced,

soft-eyed and gentle, with beautiful manners and much more poise than is

shown by the average Japanese lady. For Japanese ladies are not, as a

rule, accustomed to our sort of mixed social life, in which husbands and

wives take part together, whereas geisha are in the business of

entertaining men and presumably understand men as women seldom do.

Since few geisha speak English, and very few Americans speak Japanese,

we travellers from abroad are rather outsiders with the geisha, and our

appreciation of them must be largely ocular. But a geisha can come as

near to carrying on a wordless conversation as any woman can. Mine

smiled at me, filled my shallow little cup with warm saké from time to

time, and showed me how to use my chop-sticks. I found the lesson most

agreeable, and was presently rewarded by being told, through the

Japanese friend at my side, that for a beginner I was doing very well.

If you want to know what it is like to eat with chop-sticks try sitting

on the floor and eating from a bowl, placed in front of you, with a pair

of pencils or thick knitting needles. It is a dangerous business, and

the risk is rendered greater by the fact that the Japanese do not wear

napkins in their laps, and that to soil the spotless matting is about

the greatest sin the barbarian outlander can commit. The Japanese napkin

is a small soft towel which is brought to one warm and damp, in a little

basket. It is used on the face and hands as a wash-cloth and is then

removed.

[Illustration: Family luncheon à la Japonaise. The serving maid

is kneeling in the corner at the back. If you would essay eating

with chopsticks, try it with a pair of heavy knitting needles]

Presently my geisha called one of her sisters in the craft to witness my

progress with the chop-sticks. The new arrival was named

Jitsuko--otherwise "truthful girl"--and she seemed to be quite the most

fashionable of them all. Her kimono, with its dyed-out decorations and

its five ceremonial crests, was very handsome and was worn with great

_chic_, her obi was a gorgeous thing richly patterned in gold brocade,

and I noticed that she wore upon it a pin containing a very fine large

diamond--a most unusual sort of trinket in Japan. Also she wore a ring

containing a large diamond. Nor was this foreign note purely

superficial. For, to my delight, Jitsuko spoke to me in English. She was

one of Tokyo's two English-speaking geisha, and as I later learned, had

the honour of being nominated as the geisha to entertain the Duke of

Connaught at dinners he attended at the time of his visit to the

Japanese capital.

Jitsuko and the other geisha talked together about me. Then Jitsuko paid

me the compliment of saying that they agreed in thinking that I looked a

little bit like a Japanese. I thanked her, and returned the compliment

in kind, saying that I thought they also looked like Japanese, and very

pretty ones, whereat they both giggled.

By this time we had established an _entente_ so cordial that it seemed

fitting that we should drink to each other. Aided by the gentleman at my

side and by Jitsuko, I learned the proper formalities of this ceremony.

First I rinsed my saké cup in a lacquer bowl provided for the purpose,

then passed it to Jitsuko. The preliminary rinsing indicated that she

was now to fill the cup and drink. Had I passed it to her without

rinsing, it would have meant that she was to refill it for me--for a

geisha never "plies" one with saké but waits for the cup to be passed.

When she had sipped the saké she in turn rinsed the cup, refilled it,

and handed it to me to drink. Thus the friendly rite was completed.

I had heard that saké was extremely intoxicating, but that is not so. It

is rice wine, almost white in colour, and is served sometimes at normal

temperature and sometimes slightly warm. It is rather more like a pale

light sherry than any other Occidental beverage, but it lacks the full

flavour of sherry, having a mild and not unpleasant flavour all its own.

On the whole I rather liked saké, and I found myself able to detect the

difference between ordinary saké and saké that was particularly good.

While on this subject I may add that liquor of all sorts flows freely in

Japan. Saké is the one alcoholic beverage generally served with meals in

the Japanese style, but at the European-style luncheons and dinners I

attended two or three kinds of wine were usually served, and there were

cocktails before and sometimes liqueurs afterward. The Japanese have

also taken up whisky-drinking to some extent. They import Scotch whisky

and also make a bad imitation Scotch whisky of their own. But saké still

reigns supreme as the national alcoholic drink, and when you see a

Japanese intoxicated you may be pretty sure that saké--a lot of

saké--did it.

In my evening strolls, particularly in the gay, crowded district of

Asakusa Park in Tokyo--a Japanese Coney Island, full of theatres,

motion-picture houses, animal shows, conjuring exhibitions, teahouses,

bazaars and the like, surrounding a great Buddhist temple--I saw many

intoxicated men, but I never came upon one who was ugly or troublesome.

Whether because of some quality in the Japanese nature, or in the saké,

this drink seems only to make gay, talkative and sometimes boisterous

those who have taken too much of it. I should not be surprised if the

Japanese need alcoholic stimulants rather more than other races need

them. For one thing the climate of Japan, except in the mountains, is

enervating; and for another, the Japanese nature is generally repressed,

and saké tends to liberate it.

I noticed this at another entertainment in Tokyo--a dinner of newspaper

editors. Being the only foreigner there, and being enormously interested

in the problems connected with relations between the United States and

Japan, I launched forth, telling them my views in the hope of learning

theirs. But although I sensed that they did not agree with all I said,

their responses exhibited only the sort of polite tolerance that a

courteous host will show a somewhat obstreperous guest. For some time I

felt that I had acted like a bad boy at a party. But after the geisha

had filled our cups with saké more than once, I got what I was looking

for--an argument. It was a polite argument, but we had become friendly

enough to speak frankly. _In saké veritas._

This was a case of just enough saké, but so far as I was able to

observe, even too much saké produces no very objectionable results. I

shall never forget the young man, brightly illuminated with this

beverage, who came up to me one evening on the street, in a small town.

He was full of a desire to practise English on me and to help me. He

didn't care what he helped me to do. He would help me to buy whatever I

wanted to buy, go wherever I wanted to go, or stay wherever I wanted to

stay.

I explained to him that I was only strolling about while waiting for a

train and that it was now time for me to return to the station.

"Wait!" he cried. "I like you. I am drawn to you. I have been in

America. I can talk to you. We are friends. Wait!" He looked about him

hurriedly, then darted into a near-by shop.

In a moment he emerged and came running toward me bearing in his

extended hand a curious-looking object, resembling, as nearly as I could

see in the dim light, a somewhat soiled popcorn ball. This he pressed

into my hand with a generous eagerness which could not fail to convey to

me the fact his heart went with the gift.

"It is a present. It is for you. You will remember me. Another kind

might be better, but you are in a hurry."

My fingers grasped something heavy but yielding and glutinous. As I

thanked my new-found friend I examined it. It was a ball of rice

somewhat larger than a baseball. Scattered through it were brown objects

the precise nature of which I was unable to determine. I might very

accurately have told the donor that I was "stuck on" his present, since

the mass in my hand was held in form not merely by the cohesiveness of

the rice, but also by some substance of the nature of molasses.

We parted. I moved toward the railroad station where my family and

friends were waiting with Yuki, our invaluable maid. As I walked along I

studied the object. Obviously it was intended to be eaten. Yet there

were other purposes to which it might be put. It was a thing that a Sinn

Feiner would like to have in his hand as the British Premier passed by

in a silk hat. Charley Chaplin would have known what to do with it. It

was heavier than a custard pie and fully as dramatic.

My first impulse was to drop it as soon as I could do so unobserved; but

the thought occurred to me that it was probably a Japanese delicacy, and

that Yuki might like it; wherefor I carried it to the station.

When I offered it to Yuki she looked surprised. Her refusal was

courteous but determined.

"Where Mr. Street get that?" she demanded.

"A man gave it to me. Here, you take it."

Yuki giggled and stepped back.

"But what the man give it to Mr. Street for?"

"A present. What's the matter with it? Isn't it good to eat?"

"Yes--good to eat."

"Why don't you take it, then?"

Giggling, she shook her head.

"But Yuki--I don't understand. What's the joke?"

Shaking with merriment she whispered to my wife. It developed that the

saké-inspired Japanese had presented me with a tidbit specially prepared

for prospective mothers.

All things considered it seemed advisable to get rid of it at once. I

threw it on the railroad track.

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