A SINGULAR “HAMLET”

The closing debut of that great Shakesperean humorist and emotional

ass, Mr. James Owen O’Connor, at the Star Theater, will never be

forgotten. During his extraordinary histrionic career he gave his

individual and amazing renditions of Hamlet, Phidias, Shylock, Othello,

and Richelieu. I think I liked his Hamlet best, and yet it was a

pleasure to see him in any thing wherein he killed himself.

Encouraged by the success of beautiful but self-made actresses and

hoping to win a place for himself and his portrait in the great soap

and cigarette galaxy, Mr. O’Connor placed himself in the hands of some

misguided elocutionist, and then sought to educate the people of New

York and elocute them out of their thralldom up into the glorious light

of the O’Connor school of acting.

The first week he was in the hands of critics, and they spoke quite

serenely of his methods. Later, it was deemed best to place his merits

in the hands of a man who would be on an equal footing with him. What

O’Connor wanted was one of his peers, who would therefore judge him

fairly. I was selected because I know nothing whatever about acting and

would thus be on an equality with Mr. O’Connor.

After seeing his Hamlet I was of the opinion that he did wisely in

choosing New York for debutting purposes, for had he chosen Denver,

Colorado, at the end of the third act kind hands would have removed him

from the stage by means of benzine and a rag.

I understand that Mr. O’Connor charged Messrs. Henry E. Abbey and

Henry Irving with using their influence among the masses in order to

prejudice said masses against Mr. O’Connor, thus making it unpleasant

for him to act, and inciting in the audience a feeling of gentle

but evident hostility, which Mr. O’Connor deprecated very much

whenever he could get a chance to do so. I looked into this matter a

little and I do not think it was true. Until almost the end of Mr.

O’Connor’s career, Messrs. Abbey and Irving were not aware of his great

metropolitan success, and it is generally believed among the friends

of the two latter gentlemen that they did not feel it so keenly as Mr.

O’Connor was led to suppose.

But James Owen O’Connor did one thing which I take the liberty of

publicly alluding to. He took that saddest and most melancholy bit of

bloody history, trimmed with assassinations down the back and looped

up with remorse, insanity, duplicity and unrequited love, and he filled

it with silvery laughter and cauliflower and mirth, and various other

groceries which the audience threw in from time to time, thus making it

more of a spectacular piece than under the conservative management of

such old-school men as Booth, who seem to think that Hamlet should be

soaked full of sadness.

I went to see Hamlet, thinking that I would be welcome, for my

sympathies were with James when I heard that Mr. Irving was picking on

him and seeking to injure him. I went to the box office and explained

who I was, and stated that I had been detailed to come and see Mr.

O’Connor act; also that in what I might say afterwards my instructions

were to give it to Abbey and Irving if I found that they had tampered

with the audience in any way.

The man in the box office did not recognize me, but said that Mr. Fox

would extend to me the usual courtesies. I asked where Mr. Fox could

be found, and he said inside. I then started to go inside, but ran

against a total stranger, who was “on the door,” as we say. He was

feeding red and yellow tickets into a large tin oven, and looking far,

far away. I conversed with him in low, passionate tones, and asked

him where Mr. Fox could be found. He did not know, but thought he was

still in Europe. I went back and told the box office that Mr. Fox was

in Europe. He said no, I would find him inside. “Well, but how shall I

get inside?” I asked eagerly, for I could already, I fancied, hear the

orchestra beginning to twang its lyre.

“Walk in,” said he, taking in $2 and giving back 50 cents in change to

a man with a dead cat in his overcoat pocket.

I went back, and springing lightly over the iron railing while the

gatekeeper was thinking over his glorious past, I went all around over

the theater looking for Mr. Fox. I found him haggling over the price of

some vegetables which he was selling at the stage door and which had

been contributed by admirers and old subscribers to Mr. O’Connor at a

previous performance.

When Mr. Fox got through with that I presented to him my card, which

is as good a piece of job work in colors as was ever done west of

the Missouri river, and to which I frequently point with pride. Mr.

Fox said he was sorry, but that Mr. O’Connor had instructed him to

extend no courtesies whatever to the press. The press, he claimed,

had said something derogatory to Mr. O’Connor as a tragedian, and

while he personally would be tickled to death to give me two divans

and a folding-bed near the large fiddle, he must do as Mr. O’Connor

had bid--or bade him, I forget which; and so, restraining his tears

with great difficulty, he sent me back to the entrance and although I

was already admitted in a general way, I went to the box office and

purchased a seat. I believe now that Mr. Fox thought he had virtually

excluded me from the house when he told me I should have to pay in

order to get in.

I bought a seat in the parquet and went in. The audience was not large

and there were not more than a dozen ladies present.

Pretty soon the orchestra began to ooze in through a little opening

under the stage. Then the overture was given. It was called “Egmont.”

The curtain now arose on a scene in Denmark. I had asked an usher to

take a note to Mr. O’Connor requesting an audience, but the boy had

returned with the statement that Mr. O’Connor was busy rehearsing his

soliloquy and removing a shirred egg from his outer clothing.

He also said he could not promise an audience to any one. It was all he

could do to get one for himself.

So the play went on. Elsinore, where the first act takes place, is

in front of a large stone water tank, where two gentlemen armed with

long-handled hay knives are on guard.

All at once a ghost who walks with an overstrung Chickering action and

stiff, jerky, Waterbury movement, comes in, wearing a dark mosquito net

over his head--so that harsh critics can not truly say there are any

flies on him, I presume. When the ghost enters most every one enjoys

it. Nobody seems to be frightened at all. I knew it was not a ghost as

quick as I looked at it. One man in the gallery hit the ghost on the

head with a soda cracker, which made him jump and feel of his ear; so I

knew then that it was only a man made up to look like a presence.

One of the guards, whose name, I think, was Smith, had a droop to his

legs and an instability about the knees which were highly enjoyable.

He walked like a frozen-toed hen, and stood first on one foot and then

on the other, with almost human intelligence. His support was about as

poor as O’Connor’s.

After awhile the ghost vanished with what is called a stately tread,

but I would regard it more as a territorial tread. Horatio did quite

well, and the audience frequently listened to him. Still, he was

about the only one who did not receive crackers or cheese as a slight

testimonial of regard from admirers in the audience. Finally, Mr. James

Owen O’Connor entered. It was fully five minutes before he could be

heard, and even then he could not. His mouth moved now and then, and a

gesture would suddenly burst forth, but I did not hear what he said. At

least I could not hear distinctly what he said. After awhile, as people

got tired and went away, I could hear better.

Mr. O’Connor introduced into his Hamlet a set of gestures evidently

intended for another play. People who are going to act out on the stage

can not be too careful in getting a good assortment of gestures that

will fit the play itself. James had provided himself with gestures

that might do for Little Eva, or “Ten Nights in a Bar-room,” but they

did not fit Hamlet. There is where he makes a mistake. Hamlet is a man

whose victuals don’t agree with him. He feels depressed and talks about

sticking a bodkin into himself, but Mr. O’Connor gives him a light,

elastic step, and an air of persiflage, bonhomie, and frisk, which do

not match the character.

Mr. O’Connor sought in his conception and interpretation of Hamlet to

give it a free and jaunty Kokomo flavor--a nameless twang of tansy and

dried apples, which Shakespeare himself failed to sock into his great

drama.

There is really a good lesson to be learned from the pitiful and

pathetic tale of James Owen O’Connor. Injudicious friends, doubtless,

overestimated his value, and unduly praised his Smart Aleckutionary

powers. Loving himself unwisely but too extensively, he was led away

into the great, untried purgatory of public scrutiny, and the general

indictment followed.

The truth stands out brighter and stronger than ever that there is

no cut across lots to fame or success. He who seeks to jump from

mediocrity to a glittering triumph over the heads of the patient

student, and the earnest, industrious candidate who is willing to bide

his time, gets what James Owen O’Connor received--the just condemnation

of those who are abundantly able to judge.

In seeking to combine the melancholy beauty of Hamlet’s deep and

earnest pathos with the gentle humor of “A Hole in the Ground,” Mr.

O’Connor evidently corked himself, as we say at the Browning Club, and

it was but justice after all. Before we curse the condemnation of the

people and the press, let us carefully and prayerfully look ourselves

over, and see if we have not overestimated ourselves.

There are many men alive today who do not dare say anything without

first thinking how it will read in their memoirs--men whom we can not,

therefore, thoroughly enjoy until they are dead, and yet whose graves

will be kept green only so long as the appropriation lasts.

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