REVERIE OF A SPORTSMAN
(From the _Fortnightly Review_, 1915.)
I set out one morning in late August, with some potted grouse sandwiches
in one pocket and a magazine in the other, for a tramp toward Causdon. I
had not been in that particular part of the moor since I used to go
snipe-shooting there as a boy—my first introduction, by the way, to
sport. It was a very lovely day, almost too hot; and I never saw the
carpet of the moor more exquisite—heather, fern, the silvery white
cotton grass, dark peat turves, and green bog-moss, all more than
customarily clear in hue under a very blue sky. I walked till two
o’clock, then sat down in a little scoop of valley by a thread of
stream, which took its rise from an awkward-looking bog at the top. It
was wonderfully quiet. A heron rose below me and flapped away; and while
I was eating my potted grouse I heard the harsh cheep of a snipe, and
caught sight of the twisting bird vanishing against the line of sky
above the bog. “That must have been one of the bogs we used to shoot,” I
thought; and having finished my snack of lunch, I rolled myself a
cigarette, opened the magazine, and idly turned its pages. I had no
serious intention of reading—the calm and silence were too seductive,
but my attention became riveted by an exciting story of some man-eating
lions, and I read on till I had followed the adventure to the death of
the two ferocious brutes, and found my cigarette actually burning my
fingers. Crushing it out against the dampish roots of the heather, I lay
back with my eyes fixed on the sky, thinking of nothing.
Suddenly I became conscious that between me and that sky a leash of
snipe high up were flighting and twisting and gradually coming lower; I
appeared, indeed, to have a sort of attraction for them. They would dash
toward each other, seem to exchange ideas, and rush away again, like
flies that waltz together for hours in the centre of a room. As they
came lower and lower over me I could almost swear I heard them whisper
to each other with their long bills, and presently I absolutely caught
what they were saying: “Look at him! The ferocious brute! Oh, look at
him!”
Amazed at such an extraordinary violation of all the laws of Nature, I
began to rub my ears, when I distinctly heard the “Go-back, go-back” of
an old cock grouse, and, turning my head cautiously, saw him perched on
a heathery knob within twenty yards of where I lay. Now, I knew very
well that all efforts to introduce grouse on Dartmoor have been quite
unsuccessful, since for some reason connected with the quality of the
heather, the nature of the soil, or the over-mild dampness of the air,
this king of game birds most unfortunately refuses to become domiciled
there; so that I could hardly credit my senses. But suddenly I heard him
also: “Look at him! Go back! The ferocious brute! Go back!” He seemed to
be speaking to something just below; and there, sure enough, was the
first hare I had ever seen out on the full of the moor. I have always
thought a hare a jolly beast, and not infrequently felt sorry when I
rolled one over; it has a way of crying like a child if not killed
outright. I confess then that in hearing it, too, whisper: “Look at him!
The ferocious brute! Oh, look at him!” I experienced the sensation that
comes over one when one has not been quite fairly treated. Just at that
moment, with a warm stirring of the air, there pitched within six yards
of me a magnificent old black-cock—the very spit of that splendid
fellow I shot last season at Balnagie, whose tail my wife now wears in
her hat. He was accompanied by four gray-hens, who, settling in a
semi-circle, began at once: “Look at him! Look at him! The ferocious
brute! Oh, look at him!” At that moment I say with candour that I
regretted the many times I have spared gray-hens with the sportsmanlike
desire to encourage their breed.
For several bewildered minutes after that I could not turn my eyes
without seeing some bird or other alight close by me: more and more
grouse, and black game, pheasants, partridges—not only the excellent
English bird, but the very sporting Hungarian variety—and that
unsatisfactory red-legged Frenchman which runs any distance rather than
get up and give you a decent shot at him. There were woodcock too, those
twisting delights of the sportsman’s heart, whose tiny wing-feather
trophies have always given me a distinct sensation of achievement when
pinned in the side of my shooting-cap; wood-pigeons too, very shy and
difficult, owing to the thickness of their breast-feathers—and, after
all, only coming under the heading “sundry”; wild duck, with their snaky
dark heads, that I have shot chiefly in Canada, lurking among rushes in
twilight at flighting time—a delightful sport, exciting, as the
darkness grows; excellent eating too, with red pepper and sliced oranges
in oil! Certain other sundries kept coming also; landrails, a plump,
delicious little bird; green and golden plover; even one of those queer
little creatures, moorhens, that always amuse one by their quick, quiet
movements, plaintive note, and quaint curiosity, though not really, of
course, fit to shoot, with their niggling flight and fishy flavour!
Ptarmigan, too, a bird I admire very much, but have only once or twice
succeeded in bringing down, shy and scarce as it is in Scotland. And,
side by side, the alpha and omega of the birds to be shot in these
islands, a capercailzie and a quail. I well remember shooting the latter
in a turnip-field in Lincolnshire—a scrap of a bird, the only one I
ever saw in England. Apart from the pleasurable sensation at its rarity,
I recollect feeling that it was almost a mercy to put the little thing
out of its loneliness. It ate very well. There, too, was that loon or
northern diver that I shot with a rifle off Denman Island as it swam
about fifty yards from the shore. Handsome plumage; I still have the hat
it made. One bird only seemed to refuse to alight, remaining up there in
the sky, and uttering continually that trilling cry which makes it
perhaps the most spiritual of all birds that can be eaten—I mean, of
course, the curlew. I certainly never shot one. They fly, as a rule,
very high and seem to have a more than natural distrust of the human
being. This curlew—ah! and a blue rock (I have always despised
pigeon-shooting)—were the only two winged creatures that one can shoot
for sport in this country that did not come and sit round me.
There must have been, I should say, as many hundred altogether as I have
killed in my time—a tremendous number. They sat in a sort of ring,
moving their beaks from side to side, just as I have seen penguins doing
on the films that explorers bring back from the Antarctic; and all the
time repeating to each other those amazing words: “Look at him! The
ferocious brute! Oh, look at him!”
Then, to my increased astonishment, I saw behind the circles of the
birds a number of other animals besides the hare. At least five kinds of
deer—the red, the fallow, the roe, the common deer, whose name I’ve
forgotten, which one finds in Vancouver Island, and the South African
springbok, that swarm in from the Karoo at certain seasons, among which
I had that happy week once in Namaqualand, shooting them from horseback
after a gallop to cut them off—very good eating as camp fare goes, and
making nice rugs if you sew their skins together. There, too, was the
hyena I missed, probably not altogether; but he got off, to my
chagrin—queer-looking brute! Rabbits of course had come—hundreds and
hundreds of them. If—like everybody else—I’ve done such a lot of it, I
can’t honestly say I’ve ever cared much for shooting rabbits, though the
effect is neat enough when you get them just right and they turn head
over heels—and anyway, the prolific little brutes have to be kept down.
There, too, actually was my wild ostrich—the one I galloped so hard
after, letting off my Winchester at half a mile, only to see him vanish
over the horizon. Next him was the bear whose lair I came across at the
Nanaimo Lakes. How I did lurk about to get that fellow! And, by Jove!
close to him, two cougars. I never got a shot at them, never even saw
one of the brutes all the time I was camping in Vancouver Island, where
they lie flat along the branches over your head, waiting to get a chance
at deer, sheep, dog, pig, or anything handy. But they had come now sure
enough, glaring at me with their greenish cats’ eyes—powerful-looking
creatures! And next them sat a little meerkat—not much larger than a
weasel—without its head! Ah yes!—that trial shot, as we trekked out
from Rous’ farm, and I wanted to try the little new rifle I had
borrowed. It was sitting over its hole fully seventy yards from the
wagon, quite unconscious of danger. I just took aim and pulled; and
there it was, without its head, fallen across its hole. I remember well
how pleased our “boys” were. And I too! Not a bad little rifle, that!
Outside the ring of beasts I could see foxes moving, not mixing with the
stationary creatures, as if afraid of suggesting that I had shot them,
instead of being present at their deaths in the proper fashion. One,
quite a cub, kept limping round on three legs—the one, no doubt, whose
pad was given me, out cubbing, as a boy. I put that wretched pad in my
hat-box, and forgot it, so that I was compelled to throw the whole
stinking show away. There were quite a lot of grown foxes; it certainly
showed delicacy on their part, not sitting down with the others. There
was really a tremendous crowd of creatures altogether by this time! I
should think every beast and bird I ever shot, or even had a chance of
killing, must have been there, and all whispering: “Look at him! The
ferocious brute! Oh, look at him!”
Animal lover, as every true sportsman is, those words hurt me. If there
is one thing on which we sportsmen pride ourselves, and legitimately, it
is a humane feeling toward all furred and feathered creatures—and, as
every one knows, we are foremost in all efforts to diminish their
unnecessary sufferings.
The corroboree about me which they were obviously holding became, as I
grew used to their manner of talking, increasingly audible. But it was
the quail’s words that I first distinguished.
“He certainly ate me,” he said; “said I was good, too!”
“I do not believe”—this was the first hare speaking—“that he shot me
for that reason; he did shoot me, and I was jugged, but he wouldn’t
touch me. And the same day he shot eleven brace of partridges, didn’t
he?” Twenty-two partridges assented. “And he only ate two of you all
told—that proves he didn’t want us for food.”
The hare’s words had given me relief, for I somehow disliked intensely
the gluttonous notion conveyed by the quail that I shot merely in order
to devour the result. Any one with the faintest instincts of a sportsman
will bear me out in this.
When the hare had spoken there was a murmur all round. I could not at
first make out its significance, till I heard one of the cougars say:
“We kill only when we want to eat”; and the bear, who, I noticed, was a
lady, added: “No bear kills anything she cannot devour”; and, quite
clear, I caught the quacking words of a wild duck. “We eat every worm we
catch, and we’d eat more if we could get them.”
Then again from the whole throng came that shivering whisper: “Look at
him! The ferocious brute! Oh, look at him!”
In spite of their numbers, they seemed afraid of me, seemed actually to
hold me in a kind of horror—me, an animal lover, and without a gun! I
felt it bitterly. “How is it,” I thought, “that not one of them seems to
have an inkling of what it means to be a sportsman, not one of them
seems to comprehend the instinct which makes one love sport just for
the—er—danger of it?” The hare spoke again.
“Foxes,” it murmured, “kill for the love of killing. Man is a kind of
fox.” A violent dissent at once rose from the foxes, till one of them,
who seemed the eldest, said: “We certainly kill as much as we can, but
we should always carry it all off and eat it if man gave us time—the
ferocious brutes!” You cannot expect much of foxes, but it struck me as
especially foxy that he should put the wanton character of his
destructiveness off on man, especially when he must have known how
carefully we preserve the fox, in the best interests of sport. A
pheasant ejaculated shrilly: “He killed sixty of us one day to his own
gun, and went off that same evening without eating even a wing!” And
again came that shivering whisper: “Look at him! The ferocious brute!
Oh, look at him!” It was too absurd! As if they could not realize that a
sportsman shoots almost entirely for the mouths of others! But I checked
myself, remembering that altruism is a purely human attribute. “They get
a big price for us!” said a woodcock, “especially if they shoot us
early. _I_ fetched several shillings.” Really, the ignorance of these
birds! As if modern sportsmen knew anything of what happens after a
day’s shooting! All that is left to the butler and the keeper. Beaters,
of course, and cartridges must be paid for, to say nothing of the sin of
waste. “I would not think them so much worse than foxes,” said a rabbit,
“if they didn’t often hurt you, so that you take hours dying. I was
seven hours dying in great agony, and one of my brothers was twelve.
Weren’t you, brother?” A second rabbit nodded. “But perhaps that’s
better than trapping,” he said. “Remember mother!” “Ah!” a partridge
muttered, “foxes at all events do bite your head off clean. But men
often break your wing, or your leg, and leave you!” And again that
shivering whisper rose: “Look at him! The ferocious brute! Oh, look at
him!”
By this time the whole thing was so getting on my nerves that if I could
have risen I should have rushed at them, but a weight as of lead seemed
to bind me to the ground, and all I could do was to thank God that they
did not seem to know of my condition, for, though there were no
man-eaters among them, I could not tell what they might do if they
realized that I was helpless—the sentiments of chivalry and generosity
being confined to man, as we all know.
“Yes,” said the capercailzie slowly, “I am a shy bird, and was often
shot at before this one got me; and though I’m strong, my size is so
against me that I always took a pellet or two away with me; and what can
you do then? Those ferocious brutes take the shot out of their faces and
hands when they shoot each other by mistake—I’ve seen ’em; but we have
no chance to do that.” A snipe said shrilly: “What I object to is that
he doesn’t eat us till he’s had too much already. I come in on toast at
the fifth course; it hurts one’s feelings.”
“Ferocious brute, killing everything he sees.”
I felt my blood fairly boil, and longed to cry out: “You beasts! You
know that we don’t kill everything we see! We leave that to cockneys,
and foreigners.” But just as I had no power of movement, so I seemed to
have no power of speech. And suddenly a little voice, high up over me,
piped down: “They never shoot us larks.” I have always loved the lark;
how grateful I felt to that little creature—till it added: “They do
worse; they take and shut us up in little traps of wire till we pine
away! Ferocious brutes!” In all my life I think I never was more
disappointed! The second cougar spoke: “He once passed within spring of
me. What do you say, friends; shall we go for him?” The shivering answer
came from all: “Go for him! Ferocious brute! Oh, go for him!” And I
heard the sound of hundreds of soft wings and pads ruffling and
shuffling. And, knowing that I had no power to move an inch, I shut my
eyes. Lying there motionless, as a beetle that shams dead, I felt them
creeping, creeping, till all round me and over me was the sound of
nostrils sniffing; and every second I expected to feel the nip of teeth
and beaks in the fleshy parts of me. But nothing came, and with an
effort I reopened my eyes. There they were, hideously close, with an
expression on their faces that I could not read; a sort of wry look,
every nose and beak turned a little to one side. And suddenly I heard
the old fox saying: “It’s impossible, with a smell like that; we could
never eat him!” From every one of them came a sort of sniff or sneeze as
of disgust, and as they began to back away I distinctly heard the hyena
mutter: “He’s not wholesome—not wholesome—the ferocious brute!”
The relief of that moment was swamped by my natural indignation that
these impudent birds and beasts should presume to think that I, a
British sportsman, would not be good to eat. Then that beastly hyena
added: “If we killed him, you know, and buried him for a few days, he
might be tolerable.”
An old cock grouse called out at once: “Go back! Let us hang him! _We_
are always well hung. They like us a little decayed—ferocious brutes!
Go back!” And once more I felt, from the stir and shuffle, that my fate
hung in the balance; and I shut my eyes again, lest they might be
tempted to begin on them. Then, to my infinite relief, I heard the
cougar—have we not always been told that they were the friends of
man?—mutter: “Pah! It’s clear we could never eat him fresh, and what we
do not eat at once we do not touch!”
All the birds cried out in chorus: “No! That would be crow’s work.” And
again I felt that I was saved. Then, to my horror, that infernal loon
shrieked: “Kill him and have him stuffed—specimen of Ferocious Brute!
Or fix his skin on a tree, and look at it—as he did with me!”
For a full minute I could feel the currents of opinion swaying over me,
at this infamous proposal; then the old black cock, the one whose tail
is in my wife’s hat, said sharply: “Specimen! He’s not good enough!” And
once more, for all my indignation at that gratuitous insult, I breathed
freely.
“Come!” said the lady bear quietly: “Let us dribble on him a little, and
go. The ferocious brute is not worth more!” And, during what seemed to
me an eternity, one by one they came up, deposited on me a little
saliva, looking into my eyes the while with a sort of horror and
contempt, then vanished on the moor. The last to come up was the little
meerkat without its head. It stood there; it could neither look at me
nor drop saliva, but somehow it contrived to say: “I forgive you,
ferocious brute; but I was very happy!” Then it, too, withdrew. And from
all around, out of invisible presences in the air and the heather, came
once more the shivering whisper: “Look at him! The ferocious brute! Oh,
look at him!”
I sat up. There was a trilling sound in my ears. Above me in the blue a
curlew was passing, uttering its cry. Ah! Thank Heaven!—I had been
asleep! My day-dream had been caused by the potted grouse, and the
pressure of the _Review_, which had lain, face downwards, on my chest,
open at the page where I had been reading about the man-eating lions,
and the death of those ferocious brutes. It shows what tricks of
disproportion little things will play with the mind when it is not under
reasonable control.
And, to get the unwholesome taste of it all out of my mouth, I at once
jumped up and started for home at a round pace.