BUNK GOES CRAZY
"Hang it all!" exclaimed Teddy, as the Rushton boys and their chums came
near their homes. "I hate to own up that we didn't find those papers."
"It is too bad," admitted Bob. "But you did the best you could, and if
they're not there, you can't help it."
"I can see the look on Uncle Aaron's face," said Teddy. "That sort of
I-told-you-so look that makes you wish you were big enough to lick him."
"You sure do stand well with that uncle of yours," laughed Jim.
"Yes," assented Teddy gloomily, "I stand like a man with a broken leg."
"Oh, brace up," chirped Jack. "We had the peaches anyway."
"Bother the peaches!" exclaimed Fred. "I'd give all the peaches in the
world just to lay my eyes on those papers."
"Sam Perkins at one end of the road and Uncle Aaron at the other,"
brooded Teddy. "I sure am up against it!"
But the confession of failure had to be made. The boys had cherished a
faint hope that somebody in town might have found the papers, and that
when they got back at noon, Uncle Aaron might have recovered them. But
although he had been downtown most of the morning and had inquired
everywhere, there had been not the slightest trace of them, and he had
returned tired and angry.
"Rampagin' roun' like de bery Ole Nick," was the way Martha described
him, when she had a moment alone with Teddy. "It sho duz beat all, how
de good Lo'd lets people like him cumber de earf."
His greeting was about as genial as Teddy had expected. But he had
steeled himself for that and could stand it. What disturbed him much
more was the distress his mother felt and the chilly disapproval of his
father.
The latter had settled with Jed Muggs that morning for the damage caused
by Teddy. Jed had named an excessive price, but Mr. Rushton had been in
no mood to haggle and had paid him what he asked. But it was not this
that kept him silent and preoccupied.
He was seriously debating with himself whether he would do well to take
Aaron's advice. The boarding school idea had set him thinking. He wanted
to do the very best thing for the boys, and he was worried by the
thought that perhaps he had been too easy and indulgent.
Several days passed, while he was pondering the matter. Gradually the
atmosphere cleared, and the household began to go on as usual. Even
Uncle Aaron lost some of his crankiness and seemed at times to be
"almost human."
And then, just as things were going along nicely, Teddy, once more, as
Fred sorrowfully put it, had to "spill the beans."
It was a very warm morning, and most of the family were out on the porch
trying to get what air there was. Teddy had occasion to go upstairs, and
had to pass the door of his uncle's room.
The latter had an appointment to meet a little later on, and, as it was
an important one, he had arranged to dress with more care than usual.
His clothes, including a new white vest, were laid out neatly on the
bed, near his writing desk.
But what especially caught Teddy's eye, was a sheet of fly-paper, laid
on a small table close beside the desk.
Such things were a novelty in the Rushton home. There was no need for
them, because every window and door was carefully screened during the
hot weather, and Martha was death to any unlucky fly that happened to
wing its way inside.
But Uncle Aaron was so fidgety and nervous that even a solitary insect
buzzing around kept him awake at night, and, at his request, Mrs.
Rushton had secured the sticky sheet that now lay glistening on the
table.
It must have been Teddy's evil genius that caused Bunk, the house cat,
to come strolling past the door at just that moment. He was so sleek and
lazy and self-satisfied that Teddy was strongly tempted to shake him out
of his calm.
He hurried down to the kitchen, found a piece of meat on one of the
breakfast dishes that Martha was clearing up, and ran upstairs again.
Bunk was still there, putting the last touches on his toilet. His smooth
fur, washed and rewashed, shone like silk.
"Here, Bunk," called Teddy coaxingly, holding the bit of meat just above
the little table.
The confiding Bunk looked up lazily. Then his eyes brightened. He
measured the distance, jumped and came down with all four paws on the
sticky fly paper.
With a yowl of surprise and fright, he tried to free himself from the
mess. He used his head to get it away from his feet, and only succeeded
in smearing his face and shoulders. At times he would get one foot
loose, only to get it stuck again when he tried to free another. In less
time than it takes to tell, he was a yellow, sticky mass.
Thoroughly panic stricken, he took a flying leap to the desk, upsetting
a bottle of ink in his course and landed on the bed, where he rolled
over and over on the white vest and other clothes so carefully laid out
by Uncle Aaron.
Teddy was almost as scared as the cat. He dashed after him, grabbing at
the paper, getting some severe scratches in the process, and finally
yanked it away. As for Bunk, he dashed out of the room like a yellow
whirlwind.
Fred, who had heard the racket, came running upstairs and found Teddy
standing aghast at the mischief he had caused. The older brother took in
the situation at a glance.
"Quick," he urged, "get out of the window. They'll be up in a minute."
The kitchen extension was just under the window of the room. Teddy
lifted the screen and dropped to the roof. From there it was only twelve
feet to the ground and he made the drop in safety. No one saw him but
Martha, and that faithful soul could be depended on to keep silent.
Mr. Mansfield Rushton had already left for the city, but Mrs. Rushton
and Uncle Aaron came hurrying up the stairs. The former was in a flurry
of excitement, which increased materially when she looked into Uncle
Aaron's room and saw the awful wreck that had been made of it.
"Oh, whatever in the world has happened now?" she gasped.
As for Aaron, he could hardly speak at all. He was speechless with rage,
as he picked up his clothes and handled them gingerly.
"Spoiled, utterly spoiled," he spluttered. Then, he caught sight of Bunk
in one corner of the hall.
"It's that confounded cat," he shouted, as he made a kick at him that
missed him by a hair. "He got tangled up in the fly paper and carried it
all over the room."
But just then he saw the bit of meat that had tempted the unwary Bunk.
He picked it up and looked hard at it.
"Um-hum," he muttered, and the steely look came into his eyes.
He turned sharply on Fred.
"Where's Teddy?" he asked.
"He doesn't seem to be around here anywhere," replied Fred. "I'll see if
I can find him downstairs."
And he went down with alacrity, but carefully refrained from coming up
again. He remembered that he must see Bob Ellis at once. He opened the
front door and passed swiftly round the corner.
"He'll find him," growled Aaron bitterly. "Oh, yes, he'll find him! You
won't see either of those boys till lunch time.
"I tell you, Agnes," he went on fiercely, "one of those young scamps is
just as bad as the other. Teddy starts the mischief and Fred does all he
can to shield him."
"You don't know yet that Teddy had anything to do with it," protested
Mrs. Rushton, in a tone which she tried to make confident, but with only
partial success.
"No, of course not," he answered sarcastically, "he's never to blame for
anything. All the same I'll bet my life that he and nobody else is at
the bottom of this. How did this meat get up here, if somebody didn't
bring it?"
"Perhaps the cat brought it up," suggested Mrs. Rushton desperately.
Then, feeling the weakness of her position, she went on hurriedly:
"But now, I must get busy and clear up this awful mess. Give me those
clothes, and Martha and I will fix them up right away."
But though the damage to the clothes was soon repaired, storm clouds
were still hovering over the household when Teddy came in to lunch.
He loafed in with an elaborate pretense of unconcern. Nothing was said
at first, and he was beginning to hope when Uncle Aaron suddenly blurted
out:
"What's the matter with your hand?"
Though startled, Teddy lifted up his left hand.
"Why, I don't see that anything's the matter with it," he replied,
holding it out for examination.
"I mean the one you're hiding under the table," went on Aaron stonily.
"Oh, that one?" stammered Teddy. "Why, it's scratched," he added
brightly, as he studied it with an expression of innocent surprise.
There was a dead silence. Teddy, not caring to look anywhere else, kept
gazing at his hand, as though it were the most fascinating object in the
world.
"Oh, Teddy!" moaned his mother.
And then Teddy knew that the game was up.
"Honestly, Mother," he stammered, "I didn't mean to--that is I meant to
make the cat jump on the fly-paper, but I didn't think he'd----"
Here was Uncle Aaron's cue.
"Didn't think!" he stormed. "Didn't think! If you were my boy----" And
here he launched into a tongue lashing that outdid all his previous
efforts. It seemed to Teddy an age before he could escape from the
table, carrying away with him the echo of Uncle Aaron's final threat to
have it out with his father when he came home that night.
It was the last straw. Mr. Rushton's indecision vanished at the recital
of Teddy's latest prank. Before he slept that night he had written to
Dr. Hardach Rally, asking for his catalogue and terms, intimating that
if these proved satisfactory, he would send his two boys to Rally Hall.