VI

It is not nearly so easy to take a practical joke as to perpetrate

one. Evelyn was sitting thoughtfully on the porch when her father

and mother returned. Mrs. Ellsworth was sitting at the center

window above, placidly looking out. Her eyes swept carelessly over

the Van Kamps, and unconcernedly passed on to the rest of the

landscape.

Mrs. Van Kamp gasped and clutched the arm of her husband. There

was no need. He, too, had seen the apparition. Evelyn now, for the

first time, saw the real humor of the situation. She smiled as she

thought of Ralph. She owed him one, but she never worried about her

debts. She always managed to get them paid, principal and interest.

Mr. Van Kamp suddenly glowered and strode into the Tutt House.

Uncle Billy met him at the door, reflectively chewing a straw, and

handed him an envelope. Mr. Van Kamp tore it open and drew out a

note. Three five-dollar bills came out with it and fluttered to the

porch floor. This missive confronted him:

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