I didn’t know, but I said “Yes.”

“She says the numbers on the streets runs criss-cross-like.

Thirty-four’s on one side o’ the street an’ thirty-five on t’other.

How’s that?”

“That is the invariable rule, I believe.”

“Then—I say—these here new folk that you ’n’ your wife seem so

mighty taken up with—d’ye know anything about ’em?”

“I know nothing about the character of your boarders, Mr. Jacobus,”

I replied, conscious of some irritability. “If I choose to

associate with any of them——”

“Jess so—jess so!” broke in Jacobus. “I hain’t nothin’ to say

ag’inst yer sosherbil’ty. But do ye _know_ them?”

“Why, certainly not,” I replied.

“Well—that was all I wuz askin’ ye. Ye see, when _he_ come here

to take the rooms—you wasn’t here then—he told my wife that he

lived at number thirty-four in his street. An’ yistiddy _she_ told

her that they lived at number thirty-five. He said he lived in an

apartment-house. Now there can’t be no apartment-house on two sides

of the same street, kin they?”

“What street was it?” I inquired, wearily.

“Hundred ’n’ twenty-first street.”

“May be,” I replied, still more wearily. “That’s Harlem. Nobody

knows what people will do in Harlem.”

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