By Henry Cuyler Bunner (1855–1896)

“They certainly are nice people,” I assented to my wife’s

observation, using the colloquial phrase with a consciousness that

it was anything but “nice” English, “and I’ll bet that their three

children are better brought up than most of——”

“_Two_ children,” corrected my wife.

“Three, he told me.”

“My dear, she said there were _two_.”

“He said three.”

“You’ve simply forgotten. I’m _sure_ she told me they had only

two—a boy and a girl.”

“Well, I didn’t enter into particulars.”

“No, dear, and you couldn’t have understood him. Two children.”

“All right,” I said; but I did not think it was all right. As a

nearsighted man learns by enforced observation to recognize persons

at a distance when the face is not visible to the normal eye, so

the man with a bad memory learns, almost unconsciously, to listen

carefully and report accurately. My memory is bad; but I had

not had time to forget that Mr. Brewster Brede had told me that

afternoon that he had three children, at present left in the care

of his mother-in-law, while he and Mrs. Brede took their summer

vacation.

“Two children,” repeated my wife; “and they are staying with his

aunt Jenny.”

“He told me with his mother-in-law,” I put in. My wife looked at me

with a serious expression. Men may not remember much of what they

are told about children; but any man knows the difference between

an aunt and a mother-in-law.

“But don’t you think they’re nice people?” asked my wife.

“Oh, certainly,” I replied. “Only they seem to be a little mixed up

about their children.”

“That isn’t a nice thing to say,” returned my wife. I could not

deny it.

* * * * *

And yet, the next morning, when the Bredes came down and seated

themselves opposite us at table, beaming and smiling in their

natural, pleasant, well-bred fashion, I knew, to a social

certainty, that they were “nice” people. He was a fine-looking

fellow in his neat tennis-flannels, slim, graceful, twenty-eight or

thirty years old, with a Frenchy pointed beard. She was “nice” in

all her pretty clothes, and she herself was pretty with that type

of prettiness which outwears most other types—the prettiness that

lies in a rounded figure, a dusky skin, plump, rosy cheeks, white

teeth and black eyes. She might have been twenty-five; you guessed

that she was prettier than she was at twenty, and that she would be

prettier still at forty.

And nice people were all we wanted to make us happy in Mr.

Jacobus’s summer boarding-house on top of Orange Mountain. For a

week we had come down to breakfast each morning, wondering why we

wasted the precious days of idleness with the company gathered

around the Jacobus board. What joy of human companionship was to

be had out of Mrs. Tabb and Miss Hoogencamp, the two middle-aged

gossips from Scranton, Pa.—out of Mr. and Mrs. Biggle, an indurated

head-bookkeeper and his prim and censorious wife—out of old Major

Halkit, a retired business man, who, having once sold a few shares

on commission, wrote for circulars of every stock company that was

started, and tried to induce every one to invest who would listen

to him? We looked around at those dull faces, the truthful indices

of mean and barren minds, and decided that we would leave that

morning. Then we ate Mrs. Jacobus’s biscuit, light as Aurora’s

cloudlets, drank her honest coffee, inhaled the perfume of the late

azaleas with which she decked her table, and decided to postpone

our departure one more day. And then we wandered out to take our

morning glance at what we called “our view”; and it seemed to us as

if Tabb and Hoogencamp and Halkit and the Biggleses could not drive

us away in a year.

I was not surprised when, after breakfast, my wife

invited the Bredes to walk with us to “our view.” The

Hoogencamp-Biggle-Tabb-Halkit contingent never stirred off

Jacobus’s veranda; but we both felt that the Bredes would not

profane that sacred scene. We strolled slowly across the fields,

passed through the little belt of woods and, as I heard Mrs.

Brede’s little cry of startled rapture, I motioned to Brede to look

up.

“By Jove!” he cried, “heavenly!”

We looked off from the brow of the mountain over fifteen miles

of billowing green, to where, far across a far stretch of pale

blue lay a dim purple line that we knew was Staten Island. Towns

and villages lay before us and under us; there were ridges and

hills, uplands and lowlands, woods and plains, all massed and

mingled in that great silent sea of sunlit green. For silent it

was to us, standing in the silence of a high place—silent with a

Sunday stillness that made us listen, without taking thought, for

the sound of bells coming up from the spires that rose above the

tree-tops—the tree-tops that lay as far beneath us as the light

clouds were above us that dropped great shadows upon our heads

and faint specks of shade upon the broad sweep of land at the

mountain’s foot.

“And so that is _your_ view?” asked Mrs. Brede, after a moment;

“you are very generous to make it ours, too.”

Then we lay down on the grass, and Brede began to talk, in a gentle

voice, as if he felt the influence of the place. He had paddled a

canoe, in his earlier days, he said, and he knew every river and

creek in that vast stretch of landscape. He found his landmarks,

and pointed out to us where the Passaic and the Hackensack flowed,

invisible to us, hidden behind great ridges that in our sight were

but combings of the green waves upon which we looked down. And yet,

on the further side of those broad ridges and rises were scores of

villages—a little world of country life, lying unseen under our

eyes.

“A good deal like looking at humanity,” he said; “there is such a

thing as getting so far above our fellow men that we see only one

side of them.”

Ah, how much better was this sort of talk than the chatter

and gossip of the Tabb and the Hoogencamp—than the Major’s

dissertations upon his everlasting circulars! My wife and I

exchanged glances.

“Now, when I went up the Matterhorn” Mr. Brede began.

“Why, dear,” interrupted his wife, “I didn’t know you ever went up

the Matterhorn.”

“It—it was five years ago,” said Mr. Brede, hurriedly. “I—I didn’t

tell you—when I was on the other side, you know—it was rather

dangerous—well, as I was saying—it looked—oh, it didn’t look at all

like this.”

A cloud floated overhead, throwing its great shadow over the field

where we lay. The shadow passed over the mountain’s brow and

reappeared far below, a rapidly decreasing blot, flying eastward

over the golden green. My wife and I exchanged glances once more.

Somehow, the shadow lingered over us all. As we went home, the

Bredes went side by side along the narrow path, and my wife and I

walked together.

“_Should you think_,” she asked me, “that a man would climb the

Matterhorn the very first year he was married?”

“I don’t know, my dear,” I answered, evasively; “this isn’t the

first year I have been married, not by a good many, and I wouldn’t

climb it—for a farm.”

“You know what I mean,” she said.

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