IV

To say that Elder Brown suffered on this long journey back to Macon

would only mildly outline his experience. His early morning’s fall

had begun to make itself felt. He was sore and uncomfortable.

Besides, his stomach was empty, and called for two meals it had

missed for the first time in years.

When, sore and weary, the elder entered the city, the electric

lights shone above it like jewels in a crown. The city slept;

that is, the better portion of it did. Here and there, however,

the lower lights flashed out into the night. Moodily the elder

pursued his journey, and as he rode, far off in the night there

rose and quivered a plaintive cry. Elder Brown smiled wearily:

it was Balaam’s appeal, and he recognized it. The animal he rode

also recognized it, and replied, until the silence of the city was

destroyed. The odd clamor and confusion drew from a saloon near by

a group of noisy youngsters, who had been making a night of it.

They surrounded Elder Brown as he began to transfer himself to

the hungry beast to whose motion he was more accustomed, and in

the “hail fellow well met” style of the day began to bandy jests

upon his appearance. Now Elder Brown was not in a jesting humor.

Positively he was in the worst humor possible. The result was that

before many minutes passed the old man was swinging several of

the crowd by their collars, and breaking the peace of the city.

A policeman approached, and but for the good-humored party, upon

whom the elder’s pluck had made a favorable impression, would have

run the old man into the barracks. The crowd, however, drew him

laughingly into the saloon and to the bar. The reaction was too

much for his half-rallied senses. He yielded again. The reviving

liquor passed his lips. Gloom vanished. He became one of the boys.

The company into which Elder Brown had fallen was what is known as

“first-class.” To such nothing is so captivating as an adventure

out of the common run of accidents. The gaunt countryman, with his

battered hat and clawhammer coat, was a prize of an extraordinary

nature. They drew him into a rear room, whose gilded frames and

polished tables betrayed the character and purpose of the place,

and plied him with wine until ten thousand lights danced about him.

The fun increased. One youngster made a political speech from the

top of the table; another impersonated Hamlet; and finally Elder

Brown was lifted into a chair, and sang a camp-meeting song. This

was rendered by him with startling effect. He stood upright, with

his hat jauntily knocked to one side, and his coat tails ornamented

with a couple of show-bills, kindly pinned on by his admirers. In

his left hand he waved the stub of a cigar, and on his back was an

admirable representation of Balaam’s head, executed by some artist

with billiard chalk.

As the elder sang his favorite hymn, “I’m glad salvation’s free,”

his stentorian voice awoke the echoes. Most of the company rolled

upon the floor in convulsions of laughter.

The exhibition came to a close by the chair overturning. Again

Elder Brown fell into his beloved hat. He arose and shouted:

“Whoa, Balaam!” Again he seized the nearest weapon, and sought

satisfaction. The young gentleman with political sentiments was

knocked under the table, and Hamlet only escaped injury by beating

the infuriated elder into the street.

What next? Well, I hardly know. How the elder found Balaam is a

mystery yet: not that Balaam was hard to find, but that the old man

was in no condition to find anything. Still he did, and climbing

laboriously into the saddle, he held on stupidly while the hungry

beast struck out for home.

V

Hannah Brown did not sleep that night. Sleep would not come. Hour

after hour passed, and her wrath refused to be quelled. She tried

every conceivable method, but time hung heavily. It was not quite

peep of day, however, when she laid her well-worn family Bible

aside. It had been her mother’s, and amid all the anxieties and

tribulations incident to the life of a woman who had free negroes

and a miserable husband to manage, it had been her mainstay and

comfort. She had frequently read it in anger, page after page,

without knowing what was contained in the lines. But eventually the

words became intelligible and took meaning. She wrested consolation

from it by mere force of will.

And so on this occasion when she closed the book the fierce anger

was gone.

She was not a hard woman naturally. Fate had brought her conditions

which covered up the woman heart within her, but though it lay

deep, it was there still. As she sat with folded hands her eyes

fell upon—what?

The pink bonnet with the blue plume!

It may appear strange to those who do not understand such natures,

but to me her next action was perfectly natural. She burst into a

convulsive laugh; then, seizing the queer object, bent her face

upon it and sobbed hysterically. When the storm was over, very

tenderly she laid the gift aside, and bareheaded passed out into

the night.

For a half-hour she stood at the end of the lane, and then hungry

Balaam and his master hove in sight. Reaching out her hand, she

checked the beast.

“William,” said she, very gently, “where is the mule?”

The elder had been asleep. He woke and gazed upon her blankly.

“What mule, Hannah?”

“The mule you rode to town.”

For one full minute the elder studied her face. Then it burst from

his lips:

“Well, bless me! if I didn’t bring Balaam and forgit the mule!”

The woman laughed till her eyes ran water.

“William,” said she, “you’re drunk.”

“Hannah,” said he, meekly, “I know it. The truth is, Hannah, I—”

“Never mind, now, William,” she said, gently. “You are tired and

hungry. Come into the house, husband.”

Leading Balaam, she disappeared down the lane; and when, a few

minutes later, Hannah Brown and her husband entered through the

light that streamed out of the open door her arms were around him,

and her face upturned to his.

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