By Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809–1894)

Having just returned from a visit to this admirable Institution

in company with a friend who is one of the Directors, we propose

giving a short account of what we saw and heard. The great success

of the Asylum for Idiots and Feeble-minded Youth, several of the

scholars from which have reached considerable distinction, one

of them being connected with a leading Daily Paper in this city,

and others having served in the State and National Legislatures,

was the motive which led to the foundation of this excellent

charity. Our late distinguished townsman, Noah Dow, Esquire, as

is well known, bequeathed a large portion of his fortune to this

establishment— “being thereto moved,” as his will expressed it, “by

the desire of _N. Dowing_ some public Institution for the benefit

of Mankind.” Being consulted as to the Rules of the Institution and

the selection of a Superintendent, he replied, that “all Boards

must construct their own Platforms of operation. Let them select

_anyhow_ and he should be pleased.” N.E. Howe, Esq., was chosen in

compliance with this delicate suggestion.

The Charter provides for the support of “One hundred aged and

decayed Gentlemen-Punsters.” On inquiry if there way no provision

for _females_, my friend called my attention to this remarkable

psychological fact, namely:

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