By Caroline M.S. Kirkland (1801–1864)

Master William Horner came to our village to school when he

was about eighteen years old: tall, lank, straight-sided, and

straight-haired, with a mouth of the most puckered and solemn kind.

His figure and movements were those of a puppet cut out of shingle

and jerked by a string; and his address corresponded very well

with his appearance. Never did that prim mouth give way before a

laugh. A faint and misty smile was the widest departure from its

propriety, and this unaccustomed disturbance made wrinkles in the

flat, skinny cheeks like those in the surface of a lake, after the

intrusion of a stone. Master Horner knew well what belonged to the

pedagogical character, and that facial solemnity stood high on

the list of indispensable qualifications. He had made up his mind

before he left his father’s house how he would look during the

term. He had not planned any smiles (knowing that he must “board

round”), and it was not for ordinary occurrences to alter his

arrangements; so that when he was betrayed into a relaxation of the

muscles, it was “in such a sort” as if he was putting his bread and

butter in jeopardy.

Truly he had a grave time that first winter. The rod of power was

new to him, and he felt it his “duty” to use it more frequently

than might have been thought necessary by those upon whose sense

the privilege had palled. Tears and sulky faces, and impotent fists

doubled fiercely when his back was turned, were the rewards of

his conscientiousness; and the boys—and girls too—were glad when

working time came round again, and the master went home to help his

father on the farm.

But with the autumn came Master Horner again, dropping among us

as quietly as the faded leaves, and awakening at least as much

serious reflection. Would he be as self-sacrificing as before,

postponing his own ease and comfort to the public good, or would he

have become more sedentary, and less fond of circumambulating the

school-room with a switch over his shoulder? Many were fain to hope

he might have learned to smoke during the summer, an accomplishment

which would probably have moderated his energy not a little, and

disposed him rather to reverie than to action. But here he was, and

all the broader-chested and stouter-armed for his labors in the

harvest-field.

Let it not be supposed that Master Horner was of a cruel and

ogrish nature—a babe-eater—a Herod—one who delighted in torturing

the helpless. Such souls there may be, among those endowed

with the awful control of the ferule, but they are rare in the

fresh and natural regions we describe. It is, we believe, where

young gentlemen are to be crammed for college, that the process

of hardening heart and skin together goes on most vigorously.

Yet among the uneducated there is so high a respect for bodily

strength, that it is necessary for the schoolmaster to show, first

of all, that he possesses this inadmissible requisite for his

place. The rest is more readily taken for granted. Brains he _may_

have—a strong arm he _must_ have: so he proves the more important

claim first. We must therefore make all due allowance for Master

Horner, who could not be expected to overtop his position so far as

to discern at once the philosophy of teaching.

He was sadly brow-beaten during his first term of service by a

great broad-shouldered lout of some eighteen years or so, who

thought he needed a little more “schooling,” but at the same time

felt quite competent to direct the manner and measure of his

attempts.

“You’d ought to begin with large-hand, Joshuay,” said Master Horner

to this youth.

“What should I want coarse-hand for?” said the disciple, with

great contempt; “coarse-hand won’t never do me no good. I want a

fine-hand copy.”

The master looked at the infant giant, and did as he wished, but we

say not with what secret resolutions.

At another time, Master Horner, having had a hint from some one

more knowing than himself, proposed to his elder scholars to write

after dictation, expatiating at the same time quite floridly

(the ideas having been supplied by the knowing friend), upon the

advantages likely to arise from this practice, and saying, among

other things,

“It will help you, when you write letters, to spell the words good.”

“Pooh!” said Joshua, “spellin’ ain’t nothin’; let them that finds

the mistakes correct ’em. I’m for every one’s havin’ a way of their

own.”

“How dared you be so saucy to the master?” asked one of the little

boys, after school.

“Because I could lick him, easy,” said the hopeful Joshua, who knew

very well why the master did not undertake him on the spot.

Can we wonder that Master Horner determined to make his empire good

as far as it went?

A new examination was required on the entrance into a second term,

and, with whatever secret trepidation, the master was obliged to

submit. Our law prescribes examinations, but forgets to provide for

the competency of the examiners; so that few better farces offer

than the course of question and answer on these occasions. We know

not precisely what were Master Horner’s trials; but we have heard

of a sharp dispute between the inspectors whether a-n-g-e-l spelt

_angle_ or _angel_. _Angle_ had it, and the school maintained

that pronunciation ever after. Master Horner passed, and he was

requested to draw up the certificate for the inspectors to sign,

as one had left his spectacles at home, and the other had a bad

cold, so that it was not convenient for either to write more than

his name. Master Homer’s exhibition of learning on this occasion

did not reach us, but we know that it must have been considerable,

since he stood the ordeal.

“What is orthography?” said an inspector once, in our presence.

The candidate writhed a good deal, studied the beams overhead and

the chickens out of the window, and then replied,

“It is so long since I learnt the first part of the spelling-book,

that I can’t justly answer that question. But if I could just look

it over, I guess I could.”

Our schoolmaster entered upon his second term with new courage

and invigorated authority. Twice certified, who should dare doubt

his competency? Even Joshua was civil, and lesser louts of course

obsequious; though the girls took more liberties, for they feel

even at that early age, that influence is stronger than strength.

Could a young schoolmaster think of feruling a girl with her hair

in ringlets and a gold ring on her finger? Impossible—and the

immunity extended to all the little sisters and cousins; and there

were enough large girls to protect all the feminine part of the

school. With the boys Master Horner still had many a battle, and

whether with a view to this, or as an economical ruse, he never

wore his coat in school, saying it was too warm. Perhaps it was an

astute attention to the prejudices of his employers, who love no

man that does not earn his living by the sweat of his brow. The

shirt-sleeves gave the idea of a manual-labor school in one sense

at least. It was evident that the master worked, and that afforded

a probability that the scholars worked too.

Master Horner’s success was most triumphant that winter. A year’s

growth had improved his outward man exceedingly, filling out the

limbs so that they did not remind you so forcibly of a young

colt’s, and supplying the cheeks with the flesh and blood so

necessary where mustaches were not worn. Experience had given him

a degree of confidence, and confidence gave him power. In short,

people said the master had waked up; and so he had. He actually set

about reading for improvement; and although at the end of the term

he could not quite make out from his historical studies which side

Hannibal was on, yet this is readily explained by the fact that

he boarded round, and was obliged to read generally by firelight,

surrounded by ungoverned children.

After this, Master Horner made his own bargain. When schooltime

came round with the following autumn, and the teacher presented

himself for a third examination, such a test was pronounced no

longer necessary; and the district consented to engage him at the

astounding rate of sixteen dollars a month, with the understanding

that he was to have a fixed home, provided he was willing to

allow a dollar a week for it. Master Horner bethought him of the

successive “killing-times,” and consequent doughnuts of the twenty

families in which he had sojourned the years before, and consented

to the exaction.

Behold our friend now as high as district teacher can ever hope

to be—his scholarship established, his home stationary and not

revolving, and the good behavior of the community insured by the

fact that he, being of age, had now a farm to retire upon in case

of any disgust.

Master Horner was at once the preëminent beau of the neighborhood,

spite of the prejudice against learning. He brushed his hair

straight up in front, and wore a sky-blue ribbon for a guard to his

silver watch, and walked as if the tall heels of his blunt boots

were egg-shells and not leather. Yet he was far from neglecting the

duties of his place. He was beau only on Sundays and holidays; very

schoolmaster the rest of the time.

It was at a “spelling-school” that Master Horner first met the

educated eyes of Miss Harriet Bangle, a young lady visiting the

Engleharts in our neighborhood. She was from one of the towns

in Western New York, and had brought with her a variety of city

airs and graces somewhat caricatured, set off with year-old

French fashions much travestied. Whether she had been sent out

to the new country to try, somewhat late, a rustic chance for an

establishment, or whether her company had been found rather trying

at home, we cannot say. The view which she was at some pains to

make understood was, that her friends had contrived this method of

keeping her out of the way of a desperate lover whose addresses

were not acceptable to them.

If it should seem surprising that so high-bred a visitor should be

sojourning in the wild woods, it must be remembered that more than

one celebrated Englishman and not a few distinguished Americans

have farmer brothers in the western country, no whit less rustic

in their exterior and manner of life than the plainest of their

neighbors. When these are visited by their refined kinsfolk, we of

the woods catch glimpses of the gay world, or think we do.

That great medicine hath

With its tinct gilded—

many a vulgarism to the satisfaction of wiser heads than ours.

Miss Bangle’s manner bespoke for her that high consideration which

she felt to be her due. Yet she condescended to be amused by the

rustics and their awkward attempts at gaiety and elegance; and, to

say truth, few of the village merry-makings escaped her, though she

wore always the air of great superiority.

The spelling-school is one of the ordinary winter amusements in

the country. It occurs once in a fortnight, or so, and has power

to draw out all the young people for miles round, arrayed in

their best clothes and their holiday behavior. When all is ready,

umpires are elected, and after these have taken the distinguished

place usually occupied by the teacher, the young people of the

school choose the two best scholars to head the opposing classes.

These leaders choose their followers from the mass, each calling

a name in turn, until all the spellers are ranked on one side or

the other, lining the sides of the room, and all standing. The

schoolmaster, standing too, takes his spelling-book, and gives a

placid yet awe-inspiring look along the ranks, remarking that he

intends to be very impartial, and that he shall give out nothing

_that is not in the spelling-book_. For the first half hour or so

he chooses common and easy words, that the spirit of the evening

may not be damped by the too early thinning of the classes. When a

word is missed, the blunderer has to sit down, and be a spectator

only for the rest of the evening. At certain intervals, some of the

best speakers mount the platform, and “speak a piece,” which is

generally as declamatory as possible.

The excitement of this scene is equal to that afforded by any city

spectacle whatever; and towards the close of the evening, when

difficult and unusual words are chosen to confound the small number

who still keep the floor, it becomes scarcely less than painful.

When perhaps only one or two remain to be puzzled, the master,

weary at last of his task, though a favorite one, tries by tricks

to put down those whom he cannot overcome in fair fight. If among

all the curious, useless, unheard-of words which may be picked out

of the spelling-book, he cannot find one which the scholars have

not noticed, he gets the last head down by some quip or catch.

“Bay” will perhaps be the sound; one scholar spells it “bey,”

another, “bay,” while the master all the time means “ba,” which

comes within the rule, being _in the spelling-book_.

It was on one of these occasions, as we have said, that Miss

Bangle, having come to the spelling-school to get materials for a

letter to a female friend, first shone upon Mr. Horner. She was

excessively amused by his solemn air and puckered mouth, and set

him down at once as fair game. Yet she could not help becoming

somewhat interested in the spelling-school, and after it was over

found she had not stored up half as many of the schoolmaster’s

points as she intended, for the benefit of her correspondent.

In the evening’s contest a young girl from some few miles’

distance, Ellen Kingsbury, the only child of a substantial farmer,

had been the very last to sit down, after a prolonged effort on the

part of Mr. Horner to puzzle her, for the credit of his own school.

She blushed, and smiled, and blushed again, but spelt on, until

Mr. Horner’s cheeks were crimson with excitement and some touch

of shame that he should be baffled at his own weapons. At length,

either by accident or design, Ellen missed a word, and sinking into

her seat was numbered with the slain.

In the laugh and talk which followed (for with the conclusion

of the spelling, all form of a public assembly vanishes), our

schoolmaster said so many gallant things to his fair enemy, and

appeared so much animated by the excitement of the contest, that

Miss Bangle began to look upon him with rather more respect,

and to feel somewhat indignant that a little rustic like Ellen

should absorb the entire attention of the only beau. She put on,

therefore, her most gracious aspect, and mingled in the circle;

caused the schoolmaster to be presented to her, and did her best

to fascinate him by certain airs and graces which she had found

successful elsewhere. What game is too small for the close-woven

net of a coquette?

Mr. Horner quitted not the fair Ellen until he had handed her into

her father’s sleigh; and he then wended his way homewards, never

thinking that he ought to have escorted Miss Bangle to her uncle’s,

though she certainly waited a little while for his return.

We must not follow into particulars the subsequent intercourse

of our schoolmaster with the civilized young lady. All that

concerns us is the result of Miss Bangle’s benevolent designs

upon his heart. She tried most sincerely to find its vulnerable

spot, meaning no doubt to put Mr. Homer on his guard for the

future; and she was unfeignedly surprised to discover that her

best efforts were of no avail. She concluded he must have taken a

counter-poison, and she was not slow in guessing its source. She

had observed the peculiar fire which lighted up his eyes in the

presence of Ellen Kingsbury, and she bethought her of a plan which

would ensure her some amusement at the expense of these impertinent

rustics, though in a manner different somewhat from her original

more natural idea of simple coquetry.

A letter was written to Master Horner, purporting to come from

Ellen Kingsbury, worded so artfully that the schoolmaster

understood at once that it was intended to be a secret communication,

though its ostensible object was an inquiry about some ordinary

affair. This was laid in Mr. Horner’s desk before he came to school,

with an intimation that he might leave an answer in a certain spot

on the following morning. The bait took at once, for Mr. Horner,

honest and true himself, and much smitten with the fair Ellen, was

too happy to be circumspect. The answer was duly placed, and as duly

carried to Miss Bangle by her accomplice, Joe Englehart, an unlucky

pickle who “was always for ill, never for good,” and who found no

difficulty in obtaining the letter unwatched, since the master was

obliged to be in school at nine, and Joe could always linger a few

minutes later. This answer being opened and laughed at, Miss Bangle

had only to contrive a rejoinder, which being rather more particular

in its tone than the original communication, led on yet again the

happy schoolmaster, who branched out into sentiment, “taffeta

phrases, silken terms precise,” talked of hills and dales and

rivulets, and the pleasures of friendship, and concluded by

entreating a continuance of the correspondence.

Another letter and another, every one more flattering and

encouraging than the last, almost turned the sober head of our

poor master, and warmed up his heart so effectually that he

could scarcely attend to his business. The spelling-schools were

remembered, however, and Ellen Kingsbury made one of the merry

company; but the latest letter had not forgotten to caution Mr.

Horner not to betray the intimacy; so that he was in honor bound

to restrict himself to the language of the eyes hard as it was to

forbear the single whisper for which he would have given his very

dictionary. So, their meeting passed off without the explanation

which Miss Bangle began to fear would cut short her benevolent

amusement.

The correspondence was resumed with renewed spirit, and carried

on until Miss Bangle, though not overburdened with sensitiveness,

began to be a little alarmed for the consequences of her

malicious pleasantry. She perceived that she herself had turned

schoolmistress, and that Master Horner, instead of being merely

her dupe, had become her pupil too; for the style of his replies

had been constantly improving and the earnest and manly tone which

he assumed promised any thing but the quiet, sheepish pocketing

of injury and insult, upon which she had counted. In truth, there

was something deeper than vanity in the feelings with which he

regarded Ellen Kingsbury. The encouragement which he supposed

himself to have received, threw down the barrier which his extreme

bashfulness would have interposed between himself and any one who

possessed charms enough to attract him; and we must excuse him if,

in such a case, he did not criticise the mode of encouragement, but

rather grasped eagerly the proffered good without a scruple, or

one which he would own to himself, as to the propriety with which

it was tendered. He was as much in love as a man can be, and the

seriousness of real attachment gave both grace and dignity to his

once awkward diction.

The evident determination of Mr. Horner to come to the point of

asking papa brought Miss Bangle to a very awkward pass. She had

expected to return home before matters had proceeded so far, but

being obliged to remain some time longer, she was equally afraid

to go on and to leave off, a _dénouement_ being almost certain to

ensue in either case. Things stood thus when it was time to prepare

for the grand exhibition which was to close the winter’s term.

This is an affair of too much magnitude to be fully described in

the small space yet remaining in which to bring out our veracious

history. It must be “slubber’d o’er in haste”—its important

preliminaries left to the cold imagination of the reader—its fine

spirit perhaps evaporating for want of being embodied in words. We

can only say that our master, whose school-life was to close with

the term, labored as man never before labored in such a cause,

resolute to trail a cloud of glory after him when he left us. Not a

candlestick nor a curtain that was attainable, either by coaxing or

bribery, was left in the village; even the only piano, that frail

treasure, was wiled away and placed in one corner of the rickety

stage. The most splendid of all the pieces in the _Columbian

Orator_, the _American Speaker_, the——but we must not enumerate—in

a word, the most astounding and pathetic specimens of eloquence

within ken of either teacher or scholars, had been selected for the

occasion; and several young ladies and gentlemen, whose academical

course had been happily concluded at an earlier period, either

at our own institution or at some other, had consented to lend

themselves to the parts, and their choicest decorations for the

properties, of the dramatic portion of the entertainment.

Among these last was pretty Ellen Kingsbury, who had agreed to

personate the Queen of Scots, in the garden scene from Schiller’s

tragedy of _Mary Stuart_; and this circumstance accidentally

afforded Master Horner the opportunity he had so long desired,

of seeing his fascinating correspondent without the presence of

peering eyes. A dress-rehearsal occupied the afternoon before the

day of days, and the pathetic expostulations of the lovely Mary—

Mine all doth hang—my life—my destiny—

Upon my words—upon the force of tears!—

aided by the long veil, and the emotion which sympathy brought

into Ellen’s countenance, proved too much for the enforced

prudence of Master Horner. When the rehearsal was over, and the

heroes and heroines were to return home, it was found that, by a

stroke of witty invention not new in the country, the harness of

Mr. Kingsbury’s horses had been cut in several places, his whip

hidden, his buffalo-skins spread on the ground, and the sleigh

turned bottom upwards on them. This afforded an excuse for the

master’s borrowing a horse and sleigh of somebody, and claiming the

privilege of taking Miss Ellen home, while her father returned with

only Aunt Sally and a great bag of bran from the mill—companions

about equally interesting.

Here, then, was the golden opportunity so long wished for! Here

was the power of ascertaining at once what is never quite certain

until we have heard it from warm, living lips, whose testimony is

strengthened by glances in which the whole soul speaks or—seems to

speak. The time was short, for the sleighing was but too fine; and

Father Kingsbury, having tied up his harness, and collected his

scattered equipment, was driving so close behind that there was

no possibility of lingering for a moment. Yet many moments were

lost before Mr. Horner, very much in earnest, and all unhackneyed

in matters of this sort, could find a word in which to clothe

his new-found feelings. The horse seemed to fly—the distance was

half past—and at length, in absolute despair of anything better,

he blurted out at once what he had determined to avoid—a direct

reference to the correspondence.

A game at cross-purposes ensued; exclamations and explanations, and

denials and apologies filled up the time which was to have made

Master Horner so blest. The light from Mr. Kingsbury’s windows

shone upon the path, and the whole result of this conference so

longed for, was a burst of tears from the perplexed and mortified

Ellen, who sprang from Mr. Horner’s attempts to detain her, rushed

into the house without vouchsafing him a word of adieu, and left

him standing, no bad personification of Orpheus, after the last

hopeless flitting of his Eurydice.

“Won’t you ’light, Master?” said Mr. Kingsbury.

“Yes—no—thank you—good evening,” stammered poor Master Horner, so

stupefied that even Aunt Sally called him “a dummy.”

The horse took the sleigh against the fence, going home, and threw

out the master, who scarcely recollected the accident; while to

Ellen the issue of this unfortunate drive was a sleepless night and

so high a fever in the morning that our village doctor was called

to Mr. Kingsbury’s before breakfast.

Poor Master Horner’s distress may hardly be imagined. Disappointed,

bewildered, cut to the quick, yet as much in love as ever, he could

only in bitter silence turn over in his thoughts the issue of his

cherished dream; now persuading himself that Ellen’s denial was

the effect of a sudden bashfulness, now inveighing against the

fickleness of the sex, as all men do when they are angry with any

one woman in particular. But his exhibition must go on in spite of

wretchedness; and he went about mechanically, talking of curtains

and candles, and music, and attitudes, and pauses, and emphasis,

looking like a somnambulist whose “eyes are open but their sense is

shut,” and often surprising those concerned by the utter unfitness

of his answers.

It was almost evening when Mr. Kingsbury, having discovered,

through the intervention of the Doctor and Aunt Sally the cause

of Ellen’s distress, made his appearance before the unhappy

eyes of Master Horner, angry, solemn and determined; taking the

schoolmaster apart, and requiring, an explanation of his treatment

of his daughter. In vain did the perplexed lover ask for time

to clear himself, declare his respect for Miss Ellen and his

willingness to give every explanation which she might require; the

father was not to be put off; and though excessively reluctant,

Mr. Horner had no resource but to show the letters which alone

could account for his strange discourse to Ellen. He unlocked his

desk, slowly and unwillingly, while the old man’s impatience was

such that he could scarcely forbear thrusting in his own hand to

snatch at the papers which were to explain this vexatious mystery.

What could equal the utter confusion of Master Horner and the

contemptuous anger of the father, when no letters were to be

found! Mr. Kingsbury was too passionate to listen to reason, or to

reflect for one moment upon the irreproachable good name of the

schoolmaster. He went away in inexorable wrath; threatening every

practicable visitation of public and private justice upon the head

of the offender, whom he accused of having attempted to trick his

daughter into an entanglement which should result in his favor.

A doleful exhibition was this last one of our thrice approved and

most worthy teacher! Stern necessity and the power of habit enabled

him to go through with most of his part, but where was the proud

fire which had lighted up his eye on similar occasions before? He

sat as one of three judges before whom the unfortunate Robert Emmet

was dragged in his shirt-sleeves, by two fierce-looking officials;

but the chief judge looked far more like a criminal than did the

proper representative. He ought to have personated Othello, but

was obliged to excuse himself from raving for “the handkerchief!

the handkerchief!” on the rather anomalous plea of a bad cold.

_Mary Stuart_ being “i’ the bond,” was anxiously expected by the

impatient crowd, and it was with distress amounting to agony that

the master was obliged to announce, in person, the necessity of

omitting that part of the representation, on account of the illness

of one of the young ladies.

Scarcely had the words been uttered, and the speaker hidden his

burning face behind the curtain, when Mr. Kingsbury started up

in his place amid the throng, to give a public recital of his

grievance—no uncommon resort in the new country. He dashed at once

to the point; and before some friends who saw the utter impropriety

of his proceeding could persuade him to defer his vengeance, he had

laid before the assembly—some three hundred people, perhaps—his own

statement of the case. He was got out at last, half coaxed, half

hustled; and the gentle public only half understanding what had

been set forth thus unexpectedly, made quite a pretty row of it.

Some clamored loudly for the conclusion of the exercises; others

gave utterances in no particularly choice terms to a variety of

opinions as to the schoolmaster’s proceedings, varying the note

occasionally by shouting, “The letters! the letters! why don’t you

bring out the letters?”

At length, by means of much rapping on the desk by the president

of the evening, who was fortunately a “popular” character, order

was partially restored; and the favorite scene from Miss More’s

dialogue of David and Goliath was announced as the closing piece.

The sight of little David in a white tunic edged with red tape,

with a calico scrip and a very primitive-looking sling; and a huge

Goliath decorated with a militia belt and sword, and a spear like

a weaver’s beam indeed, enchained everybody’s attention. Even the

peccant schoolmaster and his pretended letters were forgotten,

while the sapient Goliath, every time that he raised the spear, in

the energy of his declamation, to thump upon the stage, picked away

fragments of the low ceiling, which fell conspicuously on his great

shock of black hair. At last, with the crowning threat, up went the

spear for an astounding thump, and down came a large piece of the

ceiling, and with it—a shower of letters.

The confusion that ensued beggars all description. A general

scramble took place, and in another moment twenty pairs of eyes,

at least, were feasting on the choice phrases lavished upon Mr.

Horner. Miss Bangle had sat through the whole previous scene,

trembling for herself, although she had, as she supposed, guarded

cunningly against exposure. She had needed no prophet to tell her

what must be the result of a tête-à-tête between Mr. Horner and

Ellen; and the moment she saw them drive off together, she induced

her imp to seize the opportunity of abstracting the whole parcel of

letters from Mr. Horner’s desk; which he did by means of a sort of

skill which comes by nature to such goblins; picking the lock by

the aid of a crooked nail, as neatly as if he had been born within

the shadow of the Tombs.

But magicians sometimes suffer severely from the malice with which

they have themselves inspired their familiars. Joe Englehart having

been a convenient tool thus far thought it quite time to torment

Miss Bangle a little; so, having stolen the letters at her bidding,

he hid them on his own account, and no persuasions of hers could

induce him to reveal this important secret, which he chose to

reserve as a rod in case she refused him some intercession with

his father, or some other accommodation, rendered necessary by his

mischievous habits.

He had concealed the precious parcels in the unfloored loft above

the school-room, a place accessible only by means of a small

trap-door without staircase or ladder; and here he meant to have

kept them while it suited his purposes, but for the untimely

intrusion of the weaver’s beam.

Miss Bangle had sat through all, as we have said, thinking the

letters safe, yet vowing vengeance against her confederate for

not allowing her to secure them by a satisfactory conflagration;

and it was not until she heard her own name whispered through the

crowd, that she was awakened to her true situation. The sagacity

of the low creatures whom she had despised showed them at once

that the letters must be hers, since her character had been pretty

shrewdly guessed, and the handwriting wore a more practised air

than is usual among females in the country. This was first taken

for granted, and then spoken of as an acknowledged fact.

The assembly moved like the heavings of a troubled sea. Everybody

felt that this was everybody’s business. “Put her out!” was

heard from more than one rough voice near the door, and this was

responded to by loud and angry murmurs from within.

Mr. Englehart, not waiting to inquire into the merits of the case

in this scene of confusion, hastened to get his family out as

quietly and as quickly as possible, but groans and hisses followed

his niece as she hung half-fainting on his arm, quailing completely

beneath the instinctive indignation of the rustic public. As she

passed out, a yell resounded among the rude boys about the door,

and she was lifted into a sleigh, insensible from terror. She

disappeared from that evening, and no one knew the time of her

final departure for “the east.”

Mr. Kingsbury, who is a just man when he is not in a passion, made

all the reparation in his power for his harsh and ill-considered

attack upon the master; and we believe that functionary did not

show any traits of implacability of character. At least he was

seen, not many days after, sitting peaceably at tea with Mr.

Kingsbury, Aunt Sally, and Miss Ellen; and he has since gone home

to build a house upon his farm. And people _do_ say, that after a

few months more, Ellen will not need Miss Bangle’s intervention if

she should see fit to correspond with the schoolmaster.

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