I nodded once more.

“Put your right hand into your left preeches pocket, ten, in token

ov your vull zubmizzion unto te Angel ov te Odd.”

This thing, for very obvious reasons, I found it quite impossible

to do. In the first place, my left arm had been broken in my fall

from the ladder, and therefore, had I let go my hold with the

right hand I must have let go altogether. In the second place,

I could have no breeches until I came across the crow. I was

therefore obliged, much to my regret, to shake my head in the

negative, intending thus to give the Angel to understand that I

found it inconvenient, just at that moment, to comply with his very

reasonable demand! No sooner, however, had I ceased shaking my head

than—

“Go to der teuffel, ten!” roared the Angel of the Odd.

In pronouncing these words he drew a sharp knife across the

guide-rope by which I was suspended, and as we then happened to be

precisely over my own house (which, during my peregrinations, had

been handsomely rebuilt), it so occurred that I tumbled headlong

down the ample chimney and alit upon the dining-room hearth.

Upon coming to my senses (for the fall had very thoroughly

stunned me) I found it about four o’clock in the morning. I lay

outstretched where I had fallen from the balloon. My head groveled

in the ashes of an extinguished fire, while my feet reposed upon

the wreck of a small table, overthrown, and amid the fragments of a

miscellaneous dessert, intermingled with a newspaper, some broken

glasses and shattered bottles, and an empty jug of the Schiedam

Kirschenwässer. Thus revenged himself the Angel of the Odd.

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