Gussie witness unseen, the meeting of Kitty and “her man.” “Do yez
chew gum, and play on the type-writer.” Song by Kitty, “The Pleasure
of Catching a Man.” The proposal. “The could weather will make yez a
widdy before yez married, so it will.” Santa Claus’ despair at Kitty’s
acceptance of O’Rourke. Gussie has an idea. O’Rourke declared King of
the North Pole. Coronation song. March by Fairies and Holidays. “The
last ton of coal which broke the camels back.” O’Rourke ascends the
throne. Cigarette or two. Kitty resolves to reform O’Rourke. Tableau.
Erin appears. Her appeal in behalf of the Irish girls, beats the world
and Kitty isn’t in it. Kitty undecided whether to go with O’Rourke or
remain. Tableau. Curtain.
_STAGE DIRECTIONS._
R., means Right; L., Left; R. H., Right Hand; L. H., Left Hand;
C., Centre; S. E., [2d E.,] Second Entrance; U. E., Upper Entrance;
M. D., Middle Door; F., the Flat; D. F., Door in Flat;
R. C., Right of Centre; L. C., Left of Centre.
R. R. C. C. L. C. L.
⁂ The reader is supposed to be upon the stage facing the audience.
Santa Claus’ Daughter.