CHAPTER XIII--WHEREIN DAN TELLS A STORY AND TOM IS INCREDULOUS

"By Jove!" murmured Bob.

"Then you think--?" began Dan.

"I think that the _Henry Nellis_ happened along this morning, saw

Spencer Floyd out there in the tender, took him aboard and knocked holes

in our boat in the hope of sinking her."

"But--!" exclaimed Bob. Then he stopped and looked thoughtful. Finally he

nodded his head. "Yes, that's just about what happened," he concluded.

"That's right," said Dan.

"And he got Spencer again after all," added Tom unhappily.

"Well, we did the best we could for him," said Nelson. "If we had kept

him aboard the officer would have got him."

"But what I don't understand," said Bob, "is how Captain Sauder happened

to be here. If he expected the officers to catch Spencer and return him

to Sanstable why did he leave there?"

"We don't know that he did expect them to send Spencer back to

Sanstable. Maybe he told them to hold him here until he came."

"That's it!" Tom cried. "And he was on his way here when he found

Spencer in the tender. So instead of coming into the harbor he just went

on."

"Right-O," said Dan. "You're a regular Sherlock W. Holmes, Tommy."

"That blamed old pirate was smarter than we were, after all," said Tom

disgustedly. "Couldn't we follow him and--and----?"

"Take Spencer away by main force?" laughed Nelson. "I'm afraid not,

Tommy. Especially as we don't know where the schooner has gone."

"Spencer said she was going to Newfoundland, didn't he?" asked Tom.

"And you propose that we follow it up there?"

"But we might catch her before she got there!"

"That would be a wild-goose chase for sure," said Dan. "No, I guess

we've done our duty by Spencer. After all, I dare say he will be able to

put up with the captain for another voyage, although I'd hate to have to

do it myself, and that's a fact."

"Maybe Spencer will manage to slip away again," said Bob. "Let's hope

so, anyway."

"You bet! Poor little cuss!" muttered Dan.

Spencer's fate continued the subject for discussion all the rest of the

day, but, as Dan had said, their duty in the affair seemed to have ended

and it was decided that the next day, as soon as they could do so, they

would continue on to Newport for their mail and then to New York.

They went for a long walk before supper-time, visiting the lighthouse

and a life-saving station, and returning at six o'clock very hungry, so

hungry, in fact, that the possibilities of the _Vagabond's_ larder

seemed quite inadequate to the demands of the occasion. So they returned

to the hotel in the village and fared very well indeed. After supper

they adjourned to the writing room and levied on the hotel stationery.

Everyone found plenty to write home about and for half an hour the pens

scratched diligently. It was Tom whose ideas were exhausted first. After

addressing and sealing his letter and thumping a stamp on to the corner

of the envelope he picked up a newspaper and tilted himself back in his

chair under the light. Two minutes later the front legs of the chair hit

the floor with a crash.

"The _Sue_ won!" cried Tom.

The others frowned but failed to look up from their letters.

"I say, you chaps!" called Tom more loudly. "The _Sue_ won!"

"For gracious sake, Tommy," protested Bob, "shut up! How do you think

we're going to write letters when----"

"Oh, go ahead and write your old letters," grumbled Tom. "I thought

you'd want to know how it came out, that's all."

"What's he talking about, Bob?" Dan asked.

"I'm telling you that the _Sue_ won," answered Tom with dignity.

"Won what?"

"The race, you idiot!"

"Sue who? What race?"

"Who's being sued, Tommy?" asked Nelson, looking up from his sixth sheet

of paper. Tom looked about him despairingly.

"Say, you lunatics," he exclaimed after an eloquent silence, "stop

gibbering a moment, will you? I'm trying to tell you that the _Sue_----"

"Oh, Sioux!" said Nelson, turning back to the letter. "I thought you

were talking about some one suing some one. Anyone scalped yet? I'd like

to live out your way and see some of these Indian uprisings, Tommy. Are

there any Sioux in Chicago?"

"There are plenty of Indians there," laughed Dan, "but maybe they're not

Sioux."

Tom passed the insult disdainfully and retired behind his paper with

insulted dignity.

"Anyhow, she won," he muttered defiantly.

"Oh, hang!" exclaimed Bob, throwing down his pen, pushing back his

chair, and making for Tom. "You're worse than Poe's raven, Tommy!" He

pulled the paper out of Tom's hands and whacked him over the head with

it. "Now you speak out plainly and say what you're trying to say, Tommy,

and get it over with. Go ahead! Tell us all about it quite calmly."

"Tu-tu-tu-tell you!" stammered Tom crossly. "I've bu-bu-bu-been

tu-tu-telling you for half an hour!"

"Well, tell us again," said Bob soothingly. "Listen attentively,

fellows; Tommy's got a great secret to unfold."

"I tu-tu-tell you the Su-su-su-su-su----!"

"It's all off!" exclaimed Dan despairingly. "Tommy's missing sparks

again!"

"----Su-su-su-_Sue_ won the ru-ru-race!"

"Oh! What race is that, Tommy?" asked Nelson.

"Why, the ru-ru-race to New York."

"The launch race?" cried Nelson. "Is that so? The _Sue_ won, eh?"

"Good for her!" said Bob. "She was the smallest one of the lot, wasn't

she, Nel?"

"Yes. Is it in the paper, Tommy? Read it out to us."

So Tom, appeased by the flattering if tardy interest, read the account.

The _Sue_ had finished last in thirty-nine hours and five minutes,

averaging an actual speed of 8.25 miles an hour. With her handicap of

thirteen hours and four minutes she won the race from her nearest

competitor, the _Sizz_, by about an hour and three-quarters. The _Gnome_

had made the best actual speed, averaging just under ten miles an hour.

Of the twelve starters nine had finished the race. They had found good

weather all the way save while in the neighborhood of Martha's Vineyard,

when the sou'wester had met them.

"Say," asked Nelson when Tom had finished, "when was that race?"

"Why," answered Tom, "it was the day before yesterday, wasn't it?"

"Day before yesterday!" exclaimed Dan. "What are you talking about,

Tommy?"

"It was!"

"Tommy's right," said Bob, "but----"

"Well, if it doesn't seem like two weeks ago I'll eat my hat!" said

Nelson.

"I should say so!" agreed Dan. "Then we left Boston only four days ago?

That can't be right, fellows!"

"It is, though," answered Bob. "And to-morrow's Sunday. We haven't been

cruising a week yet and enough has happened to fill a month."

"That's so," said Dan. "If the rest of the trip is like the last four

days--!" He stopped and whistled expressively.

"It's been great fun," said Tom eagerly.

"It sure has," Dan agreed. "Why, if----"

But just then Barry, who had been curled up in the only upholstered

chair in the writing room, jumped to the floor, yawning loudly.

"You're right, Barry," said Bob gravely. "It's time we went to bed.

Let's finish our letters, fellows, and get back to the boat."

The following morning the _Vagabond_, with the tender once more in place

on the cabin roof, chugged past Long Point at twenty minutes past eight.

The weather was bright, but somewhat chill, with a bank of haze hiding

the horizon toward the east and south. But the weather signals were

fluttering a prediction of good weather. Off Race Point Dan, who was

acting as navigator, turned the launch northeast and held her so until

off the life-saving station. Then it was due east for some three miles,

followed by a gradual turn southward along the gently curving coast. For

some time almost the only objects of interest in sight, aside from the

few vessels which they saw, were the life-saving stations which dotted

the sandy coast at about four-mile intervals. Tom found their names on

the chart and called them off; Race Point, Peaked Hill Bar, High Head,

Highland, and so on. They passed Highland Light at about ten o'clock,

or, as Dan, who had at length mastered the science of telling time by

the ship's clock, would have had it, four bells. Then came more

life-saving stations, and Tom, who was lolling in one of the chairs in

the cockpit, with the chart spread out ont his knees, said:

"This is almost as bad along here for life-saving stations as the south

coast of Long Island. Remember how many we counted there that day we

went over to Fire Island, Nel?"

"Yes, twenty-three, weren't there?"

"No, that's your number," said Dan unkindly. "I remember perfectly that

we counted twenty-nine."

"Well, if they don't look out," said Tom, as he cast his eye down the

chart, "they're going to run out of names pretty quick. Then what'll

they do?"

"Number them, probably," Bob suggested.

"Well, I'd take mighty good care not to get wrecked off Number Thirteen

if I was a captain," said Dan.

"Huh! Nobody would bother to rescue you, anyway," remarked Tom. "The

lookout would come in to the station and say, 'There's a two-master

going to pieces on the bar.' Then they'd get the telescope and look

through it, and the--the captain would say, 'Oh, it's the _Mary Ann_, of

Newark, Captain Dan Speede! Don't you know better than to wake me out of

a sound sleep for nothing?' Then everybody would go back to bed."

When the laugh had subsided Dan said:

"They might name the stations the way the folks named the streets of the

town out West."

"How's that?" Nelson asked.

"Well, it's a story dad used to tell. He said it happened in a place out

in Illinois, I've forgotten the name of it."

"Huh!" grunted Tom.

"Some folks from the East went out there and settled," said Dan, "and

after a while they decided that, as the town was growing fast, they'd

plat it out."

"What's that?" asked Tom.

"Why, lay it out."

"Oh, was it dead? Thought you said it was growing?"

"Shut up, Tommy, and let's hear the worst," said Nelson.

"So they got the surveyors to work and pretty soon they had a nice map

of the town with streets and avenues running all around into the

prairies. Then the question of naming the streets came up and they

decided they'd name them after the citizens of the place. So they

started in and named the main street after the Mayor, Jones Street. And

so on until they'd used all the names and hadn't begun to get through.

So they thought again and decided to use their wives' names. So they had

Mary Street and Matilda Street and Jane Street, and still there were

lots of streets left. So they started then on their children's names and

used those all up. Then----"

"It sounds like a blamed old lie to me," said Tom in a loud aside.

"So," continued Dan, missing Tom's shin with his foot by half an inch,

"after they'd got through with their Tommy Streets and their Susie

Streets they didn't know what to do, because there were still a lot of

streets away out that hadn't been named. So some one suggested that they

might use the names of the dogs. So they did that. There was Hover

Street and Tige Street and Towser Avenue----"

"Towser Avenue!" giggled Tom.

"And so on. And still there weren't enough names. So they began on the

cats. Well, most every family had at least one cat and some had two or

three and the cats pretty nearly finished things up; they would have

finished things up only lots of the folks just called their cats

'Kittie.' But they had Tabby Street and Maltie Street and--and lots

more."

"Our cat's name is Ben Hur," said Tom helpfully.

"But there were about half a dozen streets still left and they were in a

fix until some one remembered that there were several canary birds in

the town. So they used up the canaries and had Dickie Street and Fluff

Street and Lovey-Dovey Street----"

"Oh, get out!" scoffed Tom.

"You shut up! I'm telling this. And so then everything was all right

until they got to looking the map over very carefully and found that

they had missed one of the principal thoroughfares, a fine, wide

boulevard running from one side of the town to the other. Well, they

were in a fix then, for they had to have another name and they'd used

all the names up, as far as they could see. The Mayor of the town was a

widower and for a while it looked as though he'd have to get married

again so they could name the boulevard after his wife. But he didn't

like the idea of it; said he'd resign from office first; and about that

time the City Treasurer remembered that his youngest boy had a guinea

pig for a pet. They said that was fine, and they took a vote on it and

decided to name the boulevard after the guinea pig. Well, the City

Treasurer didn't remember what his boy called the pig and so they sent

for the boy. And when he came the Mayor asked him what he called his

guinea pig. 'Piggy,' said the boy. 'But that will never do,' said the

Mayor, 'haven't you a better name than that?' 'His name's Piggy,' said

the boy. Well, they argued with him and argued with him, and pleaded and

pleaded, the Mayor and all the Council, but it didn't do any good. And

the City Treasurer told the boy he'd take him home and give him a

whipping if he didn't change the guinea pig's name. But it didn't do any

good, for the boy said the guinea pig's name was 'Piggy,' always had

been 'Piggy' and couldn't be anything else. So if you go out there now

you'll find that the finest street in the city is called Piggy

Boulevard."

"That's a likely yarn!" laughed Bob.

"Well, that's the way it was told to me," answered Dan gravely.

"Where did you say the place is?" asked Tom.

"Oh, out in Illinois somewhere; near Chicago, I think."

"More likely it was right in your own State," Tom retorted warmly.

"Now, don't you two get to scrapping about your old villages," said Bob.

"Neither one of them is worth living in. Why don't you live in Portland?

Then you won't feel ashamed of your town."

"Huh!" jeered Tom. "Portland! S'pose I did live there and some one asked

me what place I was from. 'Portland,' I'd say. 'Oh! Maine or Oregon?'

they'd ask. No, sir, I don't want a city I have to explain. There's only

one Chicago."

"That's one good feature of it," said Dan.

"Is that su-su-so?" began Tom pugnaciously. But Nelson intervened.

"You're wrong about Portland, Tommy," he said. "They wouldn't ask you

'Maine or Oregon'; they'd say 'Cement or salmon?'"

"We don't make Portland cement in my town," said Bob disgustedly.

"Of course they don't," Dan agreed. "Portland is famous only as having

been the birthplace of Henry Longworth Wadsfellow and of Robert Wade

Hethington."

"There's another life-saving station, Tommy," said Nelson. "What's its

name?"

"Pamet River. Now, there's a fool name; Pamet. But I suppose they got

crazy in the head like a fish when they got this far. I'll bet the rest

of the names are terrors."

"I heard that years and years ago all this part of the Cape was thick

forest," observed Bob.

"Oh, you hear funny things," said Dan.

"Fact, though," Bob asserted.

"Well, a few trees would help some now," said Nelson. "It's a lonely

looking stretch, isn't it? They say the State pays out thousands of

dollars every year planting beach grass along here."

"What for?" asked Tom suspiciously.

"To hold the sand," Nelson replied. "The wind and the ocean play hob

with the coast along here."

"What's that ahead there on the shore?" asked Bob, pointing.

"Looks like--Oh, I know! It's the wireless-telegraph station," answered

Tom. "That's Wellfleet."

"Let's get them to report us," suggested Dan. "'Passed South, launch

_Vagabond_, Captain Tilford; all well except the cook who is suffering

with stomach ache from too much candy.'"

"First thing I heard this morning," said Nelson, "was Tommy chewing that

peanut taffy stuff he bought. I'll bet his bunk is full of it."

"I don't know about the bunk," said Bob dryly, "but I'll bet that Tommy

is."

At a little after two they reached Pollock Rip, passed within two

hundred yards of Shovelful Light-ship and bore southwest around the

lower corner of the Cape. Shoals were numerous and the water decidedly

unquiet. The _Vagabond_ plunged and kicked, rolled and tossed until

Handkerchief Light-ship had been left to port. Southward Nantucket lay

stretched upon the water, and to the southwest the hills of Martha's

Vineyard rose blue and hazy from the sea. There was much to see now, for

Nantucket Sound was well dotted with sails, while here and there smoke

streamers proclaimed the presence of steamboats. One of these, an

excursion boat well loaded with passengers, passed close to starboard of

them and they spent several moments in politely answering with the

whistle the fluttering handkerchiefs and waving hats. It was nearly

half-past five when the _Vagabond_, with over eighty-five miles to her

credit since morning, swung around East Chop Light, chugged into

Vineyard Haven Harbor and dropped her anchor off the steamship wharf.

"To-day's cruise," said Nelson, while they were sprucing up for an

evening ashore, "goes to show the difference between poor gasoline and

good gasoline. I'd like to fill a launch up with some of those Standard

Oil people, put some of that Sanstable gasoline in her tank and set her

fifty miles offshore; that's what I'd like to do!"

They walked over to Cottage City and had dinner--and oh, didn't it taste

good!--at a big hotel, returning to the launch at nine o'clock through a

sweet-scented summer night and tumbling into bed as soon as their sleepy

bodies allowed.

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