From the official organ of the Surplus Government Property Disposal
Board:
"Sales by Auction of Surplus Horses by arrangement with the Food
Production Department of the Board of Agriculture."
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"A grand Mahogany Bedstead, 9-1/2' x 8', with posts and testers
complete, meant for Rajas and Zemindars. Can also accommodate 4
middle-class people comfortably. Going for Rs. 500."--_Advt. in
Indian Paper_.
Mr. KENNEDY JONES will kindly call the attention of the Middle Classes
Union to this proposed congestion.
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[Illustration: PLAYING THE 18TH--LAST ROUND OF THE DAY.
"YOU FOOL, CADDIE! HOW CAN I PLAY FROM THAT LIE WITH A WOODEN CLUB?"
"SORRY, SIR. I'VE JUST CLEANED THE IRONS."]
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