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Commercial Candour.
"Good Boots . . . . . . 25/-
No Better. . . . . . . 37/6."
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[Illustration: _Speaker (endeavouring to cultivate a patriotic spirit
in the young)._ "AND NOW, CHILDREN, IF YOU SAW OUR GLORIOUS FLAG
WAVING TRIUMPHANTLY OVER THE BATTLE-FIELD, WHAT WOULD YOU THINK?
(_Prolonged pause_) COME, COME, WHAT WOULD YOU ---- WELL, MY LITTLE
MAN, WHAT WOULD YOU THINK?"
_Small Boy._ "PLEASE, ZUR, THE WIND WERE BLOWIN'."]
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