No wonder they call it a jumper.
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"ST. ----'S CHURCH.
6.30 p.m.--Preacher: The Vicar.
7.45 p.m.--Bach's Church Cantata,
'Sleepers, Wake.'"
_Provincial Paper._
We suspect the organist of being a bit of a wag.
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[Illustration: _Slightly deaf Footman (announcing each guest in
character)._ "MR. JONES--THE LAST OF THE BANDIES."]
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