BROTHER HILARIO
At the great entrance gate they paused, uncertain which way to turn, for
from the windows of the chapel a bright light shone forth upon the grey
waste without, whitening alike the dark green creepers of the juniper
and the pale yellow spears of the restless broom. But a chance encounter
decided the matter for them.
"Well, ah, my good sometime enemy," cried a shrill eager voice, "have
you forgotten Etienne de Saint Pierre, and how we are to fight below the
windmill at Montmartre the first time you come to Paris?"
"Lord, it is the hare-brained Frenchman!" cried Rollo, yet with some
glow of pleasure in his face. The very talk of fighting stirred him.
"Then there are a pair of you!" said John Mortimer, quietly, like a man
dropping his fly into a pool on a clear evening.
"Eh, what's that?" angrily cried the Scot, but was diverted from further
inquiry by the sight of a figure that darted forward out of the darkness
of the wall.
A smallish slender man, dressed in a costume which would have recalled
the Barber of Seville, had it not been for the ecclesiastical robe that
surmounted and as it were extinguished its silken gorgeousness. A great
cross of gold set with jewels swung at the young man's breast and was
upheld by links as large as those which sustain a lord mayor's badge of
office.
"Ah, I have renounced the world, my dear adversary," cried the new-comer
enthusiastically, "as you will also. I am no longer Etienne de Saint
Pierre, but Brother Hilario, an unworthy novice of the Convent of the
Virgin of Montblanch!"
"But, sir," cried Rollo Blair, "you cannot take up the religious life
without some small settlement with me. You are trysted to meet me with
the smallsword at the Buttes of Montmartre--you to fight for the honour
of Senorita Concha of Sarria and I to make a hole in your skin for the
sweet sake of little Peggy Ramsay, who broke my heart or ever I left the
bonny woods o' Alyth to wander on this foreign shore!"
"Your claim I allow, my dear Sir Blair," cried the Frenchman, "but the
eternal concerns of the soul come first, and I have been
wicked--wicked--so very wicked--or at least as wicked as my health
(which is indifferent) would allow. But the holy Prior--the abbot--mine
uncle, hath shown me the error of my ways!"
John Mortimer turned directly round till he faced the speaker.
"Odds bobs," he cried, "then after all there is a pair of them. _He is
this fellow's uncle too!_"
The Frenchman gazed at him amazed for a moment. Then he clapped his hand
fiercely on the place where his sword-hilt should have been, crying, "I
would have you know, Monsieur, that the word of a Saint Pierre is
sacred. I carry in my veins the blood of kings!"
And he grappled fiercely for the missing sword-hilt, but his fingers
encountering only the great jewelled cross of gold filigree work, he
raised it to his lips with a sudden revulsion of feeling.
"Torrentes iniquitatis conturbaverunt me.
Dolores inferni circumdederunt me."
He spoke these words solemnly, shaking his head as he did so.
"What! still harping on little Dolores?" cried Blair; "I thought little
Concha was your last--before Holy Church, I mean."
The little Frenchman was beneath the lamps and he looked up at the long
lean Scot with a peculiarly sweet smile.
"Ah, you scoff," he said, "but you will learn--yes, you will learn. My
uncle, the Prior, will teach you. He will show you the Way, as he has
done for me!"
"It may be so," retorted the Scot, darkly; "I only wish I could have a
chance at him. I think I could prove him all in the wrong about
transubstantiation--that is, if I could keep my temper sufficiently
long.
"But," he added, "if it be a fair question to put to a novice and a holy
man, how about the divine right of kings that you talked so much of only
a week ago, and especially what of Don Carlos, for whom you came to
fight?"
"Ah, my good cousin Carlos, my dear cousin," cried Etienne Saint Pierre,
waving his hands in the air vehemently, "his cause is as dear and sacred
to this heart as ever. But now I will use in his behalf the sword of the
Spirit instead of the carnal weapon I had meant to draw, in the cause of
the Lord's anointed. I will _pray_ for the success of his arms night
and morning."
At this moment the colloquy at the abbey gate was broken up by a
somewhat stout man, also in the garb of a novice, a long friar's robe
being girt uncomfortably tight about his waist. In his hand he held a
lantern.
"Monsieur--Brother Hilario, I mean--a thousand devils run away with me
that ever I should speak such a shake-stick name to my master--the Holy
Prior wishes to speak with you, and desires to know whether you would
prefer a capon of Zaragoza or two Bordeaux pigeons in your _olla_
to-night?"
"Come, that is more promising," cried the Scot; "we will gladly accept
of your invitation to dine with you and your uncle, and give him all the
chance he wants to convert me to the religious life. We accept with
pleasure--pleased, I am sure, to meet either the Saragossan capon or the
two Bordeaux pigeons!"
"Invitation!" cried the astonished Brother Hilario. "Did I invite you?
If so, I fear I took a liberty. I do not remember the circumstance."
"Do you doubt my word!" cried the Scot, with instant frowning
truculence. "I say the invitation was implied if not expressed, and by
the eyes of Peggy Ramsay, if you do not get us a couple of covers at
your uncle's table to-night, I will go straight to the Holy Prior and
tell him all that I know of little Concha of Sarria, and your plot to
carry her off--a deal more, I opine, than you included in your last
confession, most high-minded friar!"
"That was before my renunciation of the flesh," cried Saint Pierre,
manifestly agitated.
The Scot felt his elbow touched.
"I was under her balcony with a letter last Friday, no further gone,
sir," whispered the novice in the cord-begirt robe; "blessed angels help
me to get this nonsense out of his head, or it will be the death of us,
and we will never night-hawk it on the Palais Royal again!"
"And on what pious principles do you explain the love-letter you sent
last Friday!" said Rollo, aloud. "What if I were to put it into the
hands of your good uncle the Prior? If that were to happen, I warrant
you would never ride on one of the white abbey mules in the garb of the
brothers of Montblanch!"
The stout novice rubbed his hands behind his master's back, and grinned
from ear to ear. But the effect upon Saint Pierre was not quite what
Rollo intended.
Instead of being astonished and quailing at his acuteness, the young
Frenchman suddenly fired up in the most carnal and unmonkish fashion.
"You have been making love to my little Concha yourself, you dirty Scots
rogue! I will have your life, monsieur! Guard yourself!"
"'_Your_ Concha'--do you say, Master Friar?" cried Blair; "and pray who
gave you a right to have Conchas on your hands with the possessive
adjective before them? Is that permit included in your monkish articles
of association? Is adoration of pretty little Conchas set down in black
and red in your breviaries? Answer me that, sir!"
"No matter, monsieur," retorted the Frenchman; "I was a man before I was
a monk. Indeed, in the latter capacity I am not full-fledged yet. And I
hold you answerable if in anything you have offended against the lady
you have named, or used arts to wile her heart from me!"
"I give you my word I never set eyes on the wench--but from what I
hear----"
"Stop there," cried the second novice; "be good enough to settle that
question later. For me, I must go back promptly with the answer about
the capon of Zaragoza and the two Bordeaux pigeons!"
The Scot looked at the Frenchman. The Frenchman looked at the Scot.
"As a compliment to the fair lady the Senorita Concha, say to my uncle
the capon, Francois!" said the lover.
"And as a compliment to yourself, my dear Brother Hilario, say to his
lordship _also_ the two Bordeaux pigeons!"
"_And_ the pigeons, Francois!" quoth the latest addition to the
brotherhood of Montblanch, with perfect seriousness.