"I am above such trifling," replied the doctor, in a tone that marked

his real feelings on that subject. "A man who could thus wantonly

injure and insult another for mere sport, must have something bad about

him. I should not like to trust such a one."

"Good morning, doctor," said Bunting. The two gentlemen bowed formally

and parted.

If the doctor did not send the letter, from whom could it have come?

This was the question that Bunting asked himself immediately. But no

satisfactory answer came. He was puzzled and uncomfortable. Moreover,

the result of the doctor's errand to New York--which had proved any

thing but a fool's errand--was something that he could not understand.

"I wonder if I hadn't better call on Wilde & Lyon?" said he to himself,

at length. "Perhaps the letter was no trick, after all."

Bunting held a long argument, mentally, on the subject, in which all

the pros and cons were fully discussed. Finally, he decided to call at

the place referred to in his letter, and did so immediately on reaching

this decision. Still, fearing that the letter might have been a hoax,

he made some few purchases of articles for his store, and then gave his

name.

"Thomas Bunting!" said the person with whom he was dealing. "Do you

reside in the city?"

Bunting mentioned his place of residence.

"Did you never receive a letter from this house, desiring to see you?"

"I did," replied Bunting; "but as it was dated on the first of April, I

took it for the jest of some merry friend."

"Very far from it, I can assure you," answered the man. "An old

gentleman arrived here from England about that time, who said that a

brother and sister had come to this country many years ago, and that he

was in search of them or their children. His name was Bunting. At his

request, we made several advertisements for his relatives. Some one

mentioned that a gentleman named Thomas Bunting resided in the town

where you live; and we immediately dropped him a note. But, as no

answer came, it was presumed the information was incorrect."

"Where is he now?" asked Bunting.

"He is dead."

"What! Dead?"

"Yes. A letter came, some weeks after we wrote to you, from St. Louis,

which proved to be from his sister, and to that place he immediately

proceeded. Soon after arriving there, he died. He left, in money, about

ten thousand dollars, all of which passed, by a will executed before he

left this city--for in his mind there was a presentiment of death--to

his new-found relative."

"He was my uncle!" said Bunting.

"Then, by not attending to our letter, you are the loser of at least

one-half of the property he left."

Bunting went home in a very sober mood of mind. His aunt and himself

were not on good terms. In fact, she was a widow and poor, and he had

not treated her with the kindness she had a right to expect. There was

no likelihood, therefore, of her making him a partner in her good

fortune.

Bunting was the real April Fool, after all, sharp-witted and wide awake

as he had thought himself. His chagrin and disappointment were great;

so great, that it took all the spirit out of him for a long time; and

it is not presumed that he will attempt an "April Fool" trick in the

present year, of even the smallest pretensions.

A WAY TO BE HAPPY.

I have fire-proof perennial enjoyments, called employments.

RICHTER.

"Always busy and always singing at your work; you are the happiest man

I know." This was said by the customer of an industrious hatter named

Parker, as he entered his shop.

[Illustration: MR. PARKER AND HIS RICH CUSTOMER. Page 126.]

"I should not call the world a _very_ happy one, were I the happiest

man it contains," replied the hatter, pausing in his work and turning

his contented-looking face toward the individual who had addressed him.

"I think I should gain something by an exchange with you."

"Why do you think so?"

"You have enough to live upon, and are not compelled to work early and

late, as I am."

"I am not so very sure that you would be the gainer. One thing is

certain, I never sing at my work."

"Your work? What work have you to do?"

"Oh, I'm always busy."

"Doing what?"

"Nothing; and I believe it is much harder work than making hats."

"I would be very willing to try my hand at that kind of work, if I

could afford it. There would be no danger of my getting tired or

complaining that I had too much to do."

"You may think so; but a few weeks' experience would be enough to drive

you back to your shop, glad to find something for your hands to do and

your mind to rest upon."

"If you have such a high opinion of labour, Mr. Steele, why don't you

go to work?"

"I have no motive for doing so."

"Is not the desire for happiness a motive of sufficient power? You

think working will make any one happy."

"I am not so sure that it will make any one happy, but I believe that

all who are engaged in regular employments are much more contented than

are those who have nothing to do. But no one can be regularly employed

who has not some motive for exertion. A mere desire for happiness is

not the right motive; for, notwithstanding a man, when reasoning on the

subject, may be able to see that, unless he is employed in doing

something useful to his fellows, he cannot be even contented, yet when

he follows out the impulses of his nature, if not compelled to work, he

will seek for relief from the uneasiness he feels in almost any thing

else: especially is he inclined to run into excitements, instead of

turning to the quiet and more satisfying pursuits of ordinary life."

"If I believed as you do, I would go into business at once," said the

hatter. "You have the means, and might conduct any business you chose

to commence, with ease and comfort."

"I have often thought of doing so; but I have lived an idle life so

long that I am afraid I should soon get tired of business."

"No doubt you would, and if you will take my advice, you will let well

enough alone. Enjoy your good fortune and be thankful for it. As for

me, I hope to see the day when I can retire from business and live easy

the remainder of my life."

This was, in fact, the hatter's highest wish, and he was working

industriously with that end in view. He had already saved enough money

to buy a couple of very good houses, the rent from which was five

hundred dollars per annum. As soon as he could accumulate sufficient to

give him a clear income of two thousand dollars, his intention was to

quit business and live like a "gentleman" all the rest of his days. He

was in a very fair way of accomplishing all he desired in a few years,

and he did accomplish it.

Up to the time of his retiring from business, which he did at the age

of forty-three, Parker has passed through his share of trial and

affliction. One of his children did not do well, and one, his favourite

boy, had died. These events weighed down his spirit for a time, but no

very long period elapsed before he was again singing at his work--not,

it is true, quite so gayly as before, but still with an expression of

contentment. He had, likewise, his share of those minor crosses in life

which fret the spirit, but the impression they made was soon effaced.

In the final act of giving up, he felt a much greater reluctance than

he had supposed would be the case, and very unexpectedly began to ask

himself what he should do all the day, after he had no longer a shop in

which to employ himself. The feeling was but momentary, however. It was

forced back by the idea of living at his ease; of being able to come

and go just as it suited his fancy; to have no care of business, nor

any of its perplexities and anxieties. This thought was delightful.

"If I were you, I would go into the country and employ myself on a

little farm," said a friend to the hatter. "You will find it dull work

in town, with nothing on your hands to do."

The hatter shook his head. "No, no," said he, "I have no taste for

farming; it is too much trouble. I am tired of work, and want a little

rest during the remainder of my life."

Freedom from labour was the golden idea in his mind, and nothing else

could find an entrance. For a few days after he had fully and finally

got clear from all business, and was, to use his own words, a free man,

he drank of liberty almost to intoxication. Sometimes he would sit at

his window, looking out upon the hurrying crowd, and marking with pity

the care written upon each face; and sometimes he would walk forth to

breathe the free air and see every thing to be seen that could delight

the eye.

Much as the hatter gloried in this freedom and boasted of his

enjoyments, after the first day or two he began to grow weary long

before evening closed in, and then he could not sit and quietly enjoy

the newspaper, as before, for he had already gone over them two or

three times, even to the advertising pages. Sometimes, for relief, he

would walk out again, after tea, and sometimes lounge awhile on the

sofa, and then go to bed an hour earlier than he had been in the habit

of doing. In the morning he had no motive for rising with the sun; no

effort was therefore made to overcome the heaviness felt on awaking;

and he did not rise until the ringing of the breakfast-bell.

The "laziness" of her husband, as Mrs. Parker did not hesitate so call

it, annoyed his good wife. She did not find things any easier--she

could not retire from business. In fact, the new order of things made

her a great deal more trouble. One-half of her time, as she alleged,

Mr. Parker was under her feet and making her just double work. He had

grown vastly particular, too, about his clothes, and very often

grumbled about the way his food come on the table, what she had never

before known him to do. The hatter's good lady was not very choice of

her words, and, when she chose to speak out, generally did so with

remarkable plainness of speech. The scheme of retiring from business in

the very prime of life she never approved, but as her good man had set

his heart on it for years, she did not say much in opposition. Her

remark to a neighbour showed her passive state of mind: "He has earned

his money honestly, and if he thinks he can enjoy it better in this

way, I suppose it is nobody's business."

This was just the ground she stood upon. It was a kind of neutral

ground, but she was not the woman to suffer its invasion. Just so long

as her husband came and went without complaint or interference with

her, all would be suffered to go on smoothly enough; but if he

trespassed upon her old established rights and privileges, he would

hear it.

"I never saw a meal cooked so badly as this," said Mr. Parker, knitting

his brow one rainy day, at the dinner-table.

He had been confined to the house since morning, and had tried in vain

to find some means of passing his time pleasantly.

The colour flew instantly to his wife's face. "Perhaps, if you had a

better appetite, you would see no fault in the cooking," she said

rather tartly.

"Perhaps not," he replied. "A good appetite helps bad cooking

wonderfully."

There was nothing in this to soothe his wife's temper. She retorted

instantly--

"And honest employment alone will give a good appetite. I wonder how

you could expect to relish your food after lounging about doing nothing

all the morning! I'll be bound that if you had been in your shop

ironing hats or waiting on your customers since breakfast-time, there

would have been no complaint about the dinner."

Mr. Parker was taken all aback. This was speaking out plainly "with a

vengeance." Since his retirement from business, his self-estimation had

arisen very high, compared with what it had previously been; he was, of

course, more easily offended. To leave the dinner-table was the first

impulse of offended dignity.

So broad a rupture as this had not occurred between the husband and

wife since the day of their marriage--not that causes equally potent

had not existed, for Mrs. Parker, when any thing excited her, was not

over-choice of her words, and had frequently said more cutting things;

but then her husband was not so easily disturbed--he had not so high an

opinion of himself.

It was still raining heavily, but rain could no longer keep the latter

at home. He went forth and walked aimlessly the streets for an hour,

thinking bitter things against his wife all the while. But this was

very unhappy work, and he was glad to seek relief from it by calling in

upon a brother craftsman, whose shop happened to be in his way. The

hatter was singing at his work as he had used to sing--he never sang at

his work now.

"This is a very dull day," was the natural remark of Mr. Parker, after

first salutations were over.

"Why, yes, it is a little dull," replied the tradesman, speaking in a

tone that said, "But it didn't occur to me before."

"How is business now?" asked Mr. Parker.

"Very brisk; I am so busy that, rain or shine, it never seems dull to

me."

"You haven't as many customers in."

"No; but then I get a little ahead in my work, and that is something

gained. Rain or shine, friend Parker, it's all the same to me."

"That is, certainly, a very comfortable state of mind to be in. I find

a rainy day hard to get through."

"I don't think I would, if I were in your place," said the old

acquaintance. "If I could do no better, I would lie down and sleep away

the time."

"And remain awake half the night in return for it. No; that won't do.

To lie half-asleep and half-awake for three or four hours makes one

feel miserable."

The hatter thought this a very strange admission. He did not believe

that, if he could afford to live without work, he would find even rainy

days hang heavy upon his hands.

"Why don't you read?"

"I do read all the newspapers--that is, two or three that I take,"

replied Parker; "but there is not enough in them for a whole day."

"There are plenty of books."

"Books! I never read books; I can't get interested in them. They are

too long; it would take me a week to get through even a moderate-sized

book. I would rather go back to the shop again. I understand making a

hat, but as to books, I never did fancy them much."

Parker lounged for a couple of hours in the shop of his friend, and

then turned his face homeward, feeling very uncomfortable.

The dark day was sinking into darker night when he entered his house.

There was no light in the passage nor any in the parlour. As he groped

his way in, he struck against a chair that was out of place, and hurt

himself. The momentary pain caused the fretfulness he felt, on finding

all dark within, to rise into anger. He went back to the kitchen,

grumbling sadly, and there gave the cook a sound rating for not having

lit the lamps earlier. Mrs. Parker heard all, but said nothing. The

cook brought a lamp into the parlour and placed it upon the table with

an indignant air; she then flirted off up-stairs, and complained to

Mrs. Parker that she had never been treated so badly in her life by any

person, and notified her that she should leave the moment her week was

up; that, anyhow, she had nothing to do with the lamps--lighting them

was the chambermaid's work.

It so happened that Mrs. Parker had sent the chambermaid out, and this

the cook knew very well; but cook was in a bad humour about something,

and didn't choose to do any thing not in the original contract. She was

a good domestic, and had lived with Mrs. Parker for some years. She had

her humours, as every one has, but these had always been borne with by

her mistress. Too many fretting incidents had just occurred, however,

and Mrs. Parker's mind was not so evenly balanced as usual. Nancy's

words and manner provoked her too far, and she replied, "Very well; go

in welcome."

Here was a state of affairs tending in no degree to increase the

happiness of the retired tradesman. His wife met him at the

supper-table with knit brows and tightly compressed lips. Not a word

passed during the meal.

After supper, Mr. Parker looked around him for some means of passing

the time. The newspapers were read through; it still rained heavily

without; he could not ask his wife to play a game at backgammon.

"Oh dear!" he sighed, reclining back upon the sofa, and there he lay

for half an hour, feeling as he had never felt in his life. At nine

o'clock he went to bed, and remained awake for half the night.

Much to his satisfaction, when he opened his eyes on the next morning,

the sun was shining into his window brightly. He would not be confined

to the house so closely for another day.

A few weeks sufficed to exhaust all of Mr. Parker's time-killing

resources. The newspapers, he complained, did not contain any thing of

interest now. Having retired on his money, and set up for something of

a gentleman, he, after a little while, gave up visiting at the shops of

his old fellow-tradesmen. He did not like to be seen on terms of

intimacy with working people! Street-walking did very well at first,

but he tired of that; it was going over and over the same ground. He

would have ridden out and seen the country, but he had never been twice

on horseback in his life, and felt rather afraid of his neck. In fact,

nothing was left to him, but to lounge about the house the greater

portion of his time, and grumble at every thing; this only made matters

worse, for Mrs. Parker would not submit to grumbling without a few

words back that cut like razors.

From a contented man, Mr. Parker became, at the end of six months, a

burden to himself. Little things that did not in the least disturb him

before, now fretted him beyond measure. He had lost the quiet, even

temper of mind that made life so pleasant.

A year after he had given up business he met Mr. Steele for the first

time since his retirement from the shop.

"Well, my old friend," said that gentleman to him familiarly, "how is

it with you now? I understand you have retired from business."

"Oh yes; a year since."

"So long? I only heard of it a few weeks ago. I have been absent from

the city. Well, do you find doing nothing any easier than manufacturing

good hats and serving the community like an honest man, as you did for

years? What is _your_ experience worth?"

"I don't know that it is worth any thing, except to myself; and it is

doubtful whether it isn't too late for even me to profit by it."

"How so, my friend? Isn't living on your money so pleasant a way of

getting through the world as you had supposed it to be?"

"I presume there cannot be a pleasanter way; but we are so constituted

that we are never happy in any position."

"Perhaps not positively happy, but we may be content."

"I doubt it."

"You were once contented."

"I beg you pardon; if I had been, I would have remained in business."

"And been a much more contented man than you are now."

"I am not sure of that."

"I am, then. Why, Parker, when I met you last you had a cheerful air

about you. Whenever I came into your shop, I found you singing as

cheerfully as a bird. But now you do not even smile; your brows have

fallen half an inch lower than they were then. In fact, the whole

expression of your face has changed. I will lay a wager that you have

grown captious, fretful, and disposed to take trouble on interest.

Every thing about you declares this. A year has changed you for the

worse, and me for the better."

"How you for the better, Mr. Steele!"

"I have gone into business."

"I hope no misfortune has overtaken you?"

"I have lost more than half my property, but I trust this will not

prove in the end a misfortune."

"Really, Mr. Steele, I am pained to hear that reverses have driven you

to the necessity of going into business."

"While I am more than half inclined to say that I am glad of it. I led

for years a useless life, most of the time a burden to myself. I was a

drone in the social hive; I added nothing to the common stock; I was of

no use to any one. But now my labours not only benefit myself, but the

community at large. My mind is interested all the day; I no longer feel

listlessness; the time never hangs heavy upon my hands. I have, as a

German writer has said, 'fire-proof perennial enjoyments, called

employments.'"

"You speak warmly, Mr. Steele."

"It is because I feel warmly on this subject. Long before a large

failure in the city deprived me of at least half of my fortune, I saw

clearly enough that there was but one way to find happiness in this

life, and that was to engage diligently in some useful employment, from

right ends. I shut my eyes to this conviction over and over again, and

acted in accordance with it only when necessity compelled me to do so.

I should have found much more pleasure in the pursuit of business, had

I acted from the higher motive of use to my fellows, which was

presented so clearly to my mind, than I do now, having entered its

walks from something like compulsion."

"And you really think yourself happier than you were before, Mr.

Steele?"

"I _know it_, friend Parker."

"And you think I would be happier than I am now, if I were to open my

shop again?"

"I do--much happier. Don't you think the same?"

"I hardly know what to think. The way I live now is not very

satisfactory. I cannot find enough to keep my mind employed."

"And never will, except in some useful business, depend upon it. So

take my advice, and re-open your shop before you are compelled to do

it."

"Why do you think I will be compelled to do it?"

"Because, it is very strongly impressed upon my mind that the laws of

Divine Providence are so arranged that every man's ability to serve the

general good is brought into activity in some way or other, no matter

how selfish he may be, nor how much he may seek to withdraw himself

from the common uses of society. Misfortunes are some of the means by

which many persons are compelled to become usefully employed. Poverty

is another means."

"Then you think if I do not go into business again, I am in danger of

losing my property?"

"I should think you were; but I may be mistaken. Man can never foresee

what will be the operations of Providence. If you should ever

recommence business, however, it ought not to be from this fear. You

should act from a higher and better motive. You should reflect that it

is every man's duty to engage in some business or calling by which the

whole community will be benefited, and, for this reason, and this

alone, resolve that while you have the ability, you will be a working

bee, and not a drone in the hive. It is not only wrong, but a disgrace

for any man to be idle when there is so much to do."

Mr. Parker was surprised to hear his old customer talk in this way: but

surprise was not his only feeling--he was deeply impressed with the

truth of what he had said.

"I believe, after all, that you are right, and I am wrong. Certainly,

there is no disguising the fact that my life has become a real burden

to me, and that business would be far preferable to a state of

idleness."

This admission seemed made with some reluctance. It was the first time

he had confessed, even to himself, that he had committed an error in

giving up his shop. The effect of what Mr. Steele had said was a

resolution, after debating the pros and cons for nearly a month, to

recommence business; but before this could take place, the kind of

business must be determined. Since Mr. Parker had ceased to be a hatter

and set up for a gentleman of fortune, his ideas of his own importance

had considerably increased. To come back into his old position,

therefore, could not be thought of. His wife argued for the shop, but

he would not listen to her arguments. His final determination was to

become a grocer, and a grocer he became. No doubt he thought it more

worthy of his dignity to sell rice, sugar, soap, candles, etc., than

hats. Why one should be more honourable or dignified than the other we

do not understand. Perhaps there is a difference, but we must leave

others to define it--we cannot.

A grocer Mr. Parker became instead of a hatter. Of the former business

he was entirely ignorant; of the latter he was perfect master. But he

would be a grocer--a merchant. He commenced in the retail line, with

the determination, after he got pretty well acquainted with the

business, to become a wholesale dealer. That idea pleased his fancy.

For two years he kept a retail grocery-store, and then sold out, glad

to get rid of it. The loss was about one-third of all he was worth. To

make things worse, there was a great depression in trade, and real

estate fell almost one-half in value. In consequence of this, Mr.

Parker's income from rents, after being forced to sacrifice a very

handsome piece of property to make up the deficit that was called for

in winding up his grocery business, did not give him sufficient to meet

his current family expenses.

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