(693) Edward, fifth son of the sixth Earl of Winchelsea. Mrs.

Hatton was his maternal aunt, sister of the last Viscount

Hatton.-C.

Letter 230 To The Rev. Mr. Cole.

Strawberry Hill, Nov. 8, 1764. (page 352)

I am much disappointed, I own, dear Sir, at not seeing you: more

so, as I fear it will be long before I shall, for I think of

going to paris early in February. I ought indeed to go directly,

as the winter does not agree with me here. Without being

positively ill, I am positively not well: about this time of

year, I have little fevers every night, and pains in my breast

and stomach, which bid me repair to a more flannel climate.

These little complaints are already begun, and as soon as affairs

will permit me, I mean to transport them southward.

I am sorry it is out of my power to make the addition you wish to

Mr. Tuer's article: many of the following sheets are printed off,

and there is no inserting any thing now, without shoving the

whole text forward, which you see is impossible. You promised to

bring me a portrait of him: as I shall have four or five new

plates, I can get his head into one of them: will you send it as

soon as you can possibly to my house in Arlington-street; I will

take great care of it-, and return it to you safe.

Letter 231 To The Earl Of Hertford.

Strawberry Hill, Nov. 9, 1764. (page 353)

I don't know whether this letter will not reach you, my dear

lord, before one that I sent to you last week by a private hand,

along with one from your brother. I write this by my Lord

Chamberlain's order--you may interpret it as you please, either

as by some new connexion of the Bedford squadron with the

opposition, or as a commission to you, my lord ambassador. As

yet, I believe you had better take it upon the latter foundation,

though the Duke of Bedford has crossed the country from Bath to

Woburn, without coming to town. Be that as it may, here is the

negotiation intrusted to you. You are desired by my Lord Gower

to apply to the gentilhomme de la chambre for leave for

Doberval(694) the dancer, who was here last year, to return and

dance at our Opera forthwith. If the court of France -will

comply with this request, we will send them a discharge in full,

for the Canada bills and the ransom of their prisoners, and we

will permit Monsieur D'Estain to command in the West Indies,

whether we will or not. The city of London must not know a word

of this treaty, for they hate any mortal should be diverted but

themselves, especially by any thing relative to harmony. It is,

I own, betraying my country and my patriotism to be concerned in

a job of this kind. I am sensible that there is not a weaver in

Spitalfields but can dance better than the first performer in the

French Opera; and yet, how could I refuse this commission? Mrs.

George Pitt delivered it to me just now, at Lord Holderness's at

Sion, and as my virtue has not yet been able to root out all my

good-breeding--though I trust it will in time--I could not help

promising that I would write to you--nay, and engaged that you

would undertake it. When I venture, sure you may, who are out of

the reach of a mob!

I believe this letter will go by Monsieur Beaumont. He

breakfasted here t'other morning, and pleased me exceedingly: he

has great spirit and good-humour. It is incredible what pains he

has taken to see. He has seen Oxford, Bath, Blenheim, Stowe,

Jews, Quakers, Mr. Pitt, the Royal Society, the Robinhood, Lord

Chief-Justice Pratt, the Arts-and-Sciences, has dined at

Wildman's, and, I think, with my Lord Mayor, or is to do.

Monsieur de Guerchy is full of your praises; I am to go to

Park-place with him next week, to make your brother a visit.

You know how I hate telling you false news: all I can do, is to

retract as fast as I can. I fear I was too hasty in an article I

sent you in my last, though I then mentioned it only as a report.

I doubt, what we wish in a private family(695) will not be

exactly the event.

The Duke of Cumberland has had a dangerous sore-throat, but is

recovered. In one of the bitterest days that could be felt, he

would go upon the course at Newmarket with the windows of his

landau down. Newmarket-heath, at no time of the year, is placed

under the torrid zone. I can conceive a hero welcoming death, or

at least despising it; but if I was covered with more laurels

than a boar's head at Christmas, I should hate pain, and Ranby,

and an operation. His nephew of York has been at Blenheim, where

they gave him a ball, but did not put themselves to much expense

in dancers; the figurantes were the maid-servants. You will not

doubt my authority, when I tell you my Lady Bute was my

intelligence. I heard to-day, at Sion, of some bitter verses

made at Bath, on both their graces of Bedford. I have not seen

them, nor, if I had them, would I send them to you before they

are in print, which I conclude they will be, for I am sorry to

say, scandalous abuse is not the commodity which either side is

sparing of. You can conceive nothing beyond the epigrams which

have been in the papers, on a pair of doves and a parrot that

Lord Bute has sent to the Princess.(696)

I hear-but this is another of my paragraphs that I am far from

giving you for sterling--that Lord Sandwich is to have the Duke

of Devonshire's garter; Lord Northumberland stands against Lord

Morton,(697) for president of the Royal Society, in the room of

Lord Macclesfield. As this latter article will have no bad

consequences if it should prove true, you may believe it. Earl

Poulet is dead, and Soame, who married Mrs. Naylor's sister.

You will wonder more at what I am going to tell you in the last

place: I am preparing, in earnest, to make you a visit-not next

week, but seriously in February. After postponing it for seven

idle months, you will stare at my thinking of it just after the

meeting Of the Parliament. Why, that is just one of my principal

reasons. I will stay and see the opening and one or two

divisions; the minority will be able to be the majority, or they

will not: if they can, they will not want me, who want nothing of

them: if they cannot, I am sure I can do them no good, and shall

take my leave of them;--I mean always, to be sure, if things do

not turn on a few votes: they shall not call me a deserter. In

every other case, I am so sick of politics, which I have long

detested, that I must bid adieu to them. I have acted the part

by your brother that I thought right. He approves what I have

done, and what I mean to do; so do the few I esteem, for I have

notified my intention; and for the rest of the world, they may

think what they please. In truth, I have a better reason, which

would prescribe my setting out directly, if it was consistent

with my honour. I have a return of those nightly fevers and

pains in my breast, which have come for the three last years -,it

this season: change of air and a better climate are certainly

necessary to me in winter. I shall thus indulge my inclinations

every way. I long to see you and my Lady Hertford, and am

wofully sick of the follies and distractions of this country, to

which I see no end, come what changes will! Now, do you wonder

any longer at my resolution? In the mean time adieu for the

present!

(694) D'Auberval was not only a celebrated dancer, but a composer

of ballets.@.

(695) The reconciliation of the Duke and Duchess of Grafton.-E.

(696) The Princess Dowager of Wales.

(697) Lord Morton was elected.

Letter 232 To The Right Hon. Lady Hervey.

November 10, 1764. (page 355)

Soh! madam, you expect to be thanked, because you have done a

very obliging thing.(698) But I won't thank you, and I won't be

obliged. It is very hard one can't come into your house and

commend any thing, but you must recollect it and send it after

one! I will never dine in your house again; and, when I do, I

will like nothing; and when I do, I will commend nothing; and

when I do, you shan't remember it. You are very grateful indeed

to Providence that give you so good a memory, to stuff it with

nothing but bills of fare of what every body likes to eat and

drink! I wonder you are not ashamed! Do you think there is no

such thing as gluttony of the memory?--You a Christian! A pretty

account you will be able to give of yourself!-Your fine folks in

France may call this friendship and attention, perhaps--but sure,

if I was to go to the devil, it should be for thinking of nothing

but myself, not of others, from morning to night. I would send

back your temptations; but, as I will not be obliged to you for

them, verily I shall retain them to punish you; ingratitude being

a proper chastisement for sinful friendliness. Thine in the

spirit, Pilchard Whitfield.

(698) Lady Hervey, it is supposed, had sent Mr. Walpole some

potted pilchards.

Letter 233 To The Earl Of Hertford.

Strawberry Hill, Nov. 25, 1764. (page 356)

Could you be so kind, my dear lord, as to recollect Dr.

Blanchard, after so long an interval. It will make me still more

cautious of giving recommendations to you, instead of drawing

upon the credit you give me. I saw Mr. Stanley last night at the

Opera, who made his court extremely to me by what he said of you.

It was our first opera, and I went to town to hear Manzoli,(699)

who did not quite answer my expectation, though a very fine

singer, but his voice has been younger, and wants the touching

tones of Elisi.(700) However, the audience was not so nice, but

applauded him immoderately, and encored three of his songs. The

first woman was advertised for a perfect beauty, with no voice;

but her beauty and voice are by no means so unequally balanced:

she has a pretty little small pipe, and only a pretty little

small person, and share of beauty, and does not act ill. There

is Tenducci, a moderate tenor, and all the rest intolerable. If

you don't make haste and send us Doberval, I don't know what we

shall do. The dances were not only hissed, as truly they

deserved to be, but the gallery, `a la Drury-lane, cried out, ,

Off! off!" The boxes were empty, for so is the town, to a degree.

The person,(701) who ordered me to write to you for Dobeval, was

reduced to languish in the Duchess of Hamilton's box. My

Duchess(702) does not appear yet--I fear.

Shall I tell you any thing about D'Eon? it is sending coals to

Paris: you must know his story better than me; so in two words

Vergy, his antagonist, is become his convert:(703) has wrote for

him and sworn for him,--nay, has made an affidavit before Judge

Wilmot, that Monsieur de Guerchy had hired him to stab or poison

D'Eon. Did you ever see a man who had less of an assassin than

your pendant, as Nivernois calls it! In short, the story is as

clumsy, as abominable. The King's Bench cited D'Eon to receive

his sentence: he absconds: that court issued a warrant to search

for him and a house in Scotland-yard, where he lodged, was broken

open, but in vain. If there is any thing more, you know it

yourself. This law transaction is buried in another. The Master

of the Rolls, Sir Thomas Clarke, is dead, and Norton succeeds.

Who do you think succeeds him? his predecessor.(704) The house

of York is returned to the house of Lancaster: they could not

keep their white roses pure. I have not a little suspicion that

disappointment has contributed to this faux-pas. Sir Thomas made

a new will the day before he died, and gave his vast fortune, not

to Mr. Yorke, as was expected, but to Lord Macclesfield, to whom,

it is come out, he was natural brother. Norton, besides the

Rolls, which are for lite, and near 3,000 pounds a-year, has a

pension of 1,200 pounds. Mrs. Anne Pitt, too, has got a third

pension: so you see we are not quite such beggars as you

imagined!

Prince William, you know, is Duke of Gloucester, with the same

appanage as the Duke of York. Legrand(705) is his Cadogan;

Clinton(706) and Ligonier(707) his grooms.

Colonel Crawford is dead at Minorca, and Colonel Burton has his

regiment; the Primate (Stone) is better, but I suppose, from his

distemper, which is a dropsy in his breast, irrecoverable. Your

Irish queen(708) exceeds the English Queen, and follows her with

seven footmen before her chair--well! what trumperies I tell you!

but I cannot help it--Wilkes is outlawed, D'Eon run away, and

Churchill dead--till some new genius arises, you must take up

with the operas, and pensions, and seven footmen. But patience!

your country is seldom sterile long.

George Selwyn has written hither his lamentations about that

Cossack Princess. I am glad of it, for I did but hint it to my

Lady Rervey, (though I give you my word, without quoting you,

which I never do upon the most trifling occurrences,) and I was

cut very short, and told it was impossible. A la bonne heure!

Pray, who is Lord March(709) going to marry? We hear so, but

nobody named. I had not heard of your losses at whisk; but if I

had, should not have been terrified: you know whisk gives no

fatal ideas to any body that has been at Arthur's and seen

hazard, Quinze, and Trente-et-Quarante. I beg you will prevail

on the King of France to let Monsieur de Richelieu give as many

balls and f`etes as he pleases, if it is only for my diversion.

This journey to Paris is the last colt's tooth I intend ever to

cut, and I insist upon being prodigiously entertained, like a

Sposa Monacha, whom they cram with this world for a twelvemonth,

before she bids adieu to it for ever. I think, when I shut

myself up in my convent here, it will not be with the same

regret. I have for some time been glutted with the world, and

regret the friends that drop away every day; those, at least,

with whom I came into the world, already begin to make it appear

a great void. Lord Edgecumbe, Lord Waldegrave, and the Duke of

Devonshire leave a very perceptible chasm. At the Opera last

night, I felt almost ashamed to be there. Except Lady Townshend,

Lady Schaub, Lady Albemarle, and Lady Northumberland, I scarce

saw a creature whose debut there I could not remember: nay, the

greater part were maccaronies. You see I am not likely, like my

brother Cholmondeley (who, by the way, was there too), to totter

into a solitaire at threescore. The Duke de Richelieu(710) is

one of the persons I am curious to see--oh! am I to find Madame

de Boufflers, Princess of Conti? Your brother and Lady Aylesbury

are to be in town the day after to-morrow to hear Manzoli, and on

their way to Mrs. Cornwallis, who is acting l'agonisante; but

that would be treason to Lady Ailesbury. I was at Park-place

last week: the bridge is finished, and a noble object.

I shall come to you as soon as ever I have my cong`e, which I

trust will be early in February. I will let you know the moment

I can fix my time, because I shall beg you to order a small

lodging to be taken for me at no great distance from your palace,

and only for a short time, because, if I should like France

enough to stay some months I can afterwards accommodate myself to

my mind. I should like to be so near you that I could see you

whenever it would not be inconvenient to you, and without being

obliged to that intercourse with my countrymen, which I by no

means design to cultivate. If I leave the best company here, it

shall not be for the worst. I am getting out of the world, not

coming into it, and shall therefore be most indifferent about

their acquaintance, or what they think of my avoiding it. I come

to see you and my Lady Hertford, to escape from politics, and to

amuse myself with seeing, which I intend to do with all my eyes.

I abhor show, am not passionately fond of literati, don't want to

know people for a few months, and really think of nothing but

some comfortable hours with you, and indulging my curiosity.

Excuse almost a page about myself, but it was to tell you how

little trouble I hope to give you.

(699) "Manzoli's voice was the most powerful and voluminous

soprano that had been heard on our stage since the time of

Farinelli; and his manner of singing was grand and full of taste

and dignity. The lovers of music in London were more unanimous

in approving his voice and talents, than those of any other

singer within my memory." Burney.--E.

(700) Elisi, though a great singer, was a still greater actor:

his figure was large and majestic, and he had a great compass of

voice." Ibid.-E.

(701) Probably Mrs. George Pitt.-C.

(702) Of Grafton.

(703) This is altogether a very mysterious affair: M. de Vergy

was the cause of D'Eon's violent behaviour at Lord Halifax's (see

ant`e, p. 254, letter 181,); he afterwards took D'Eon's part, and

had the effrontery and the infamy to say, that he was suborned by

the French ministry to quarrel with and ruin D'Eon.-C.

(704) Mr. Charles Yorke; but we shall see, in the next letter,

that the fact on which all this imputation was built was

false.-C.

(705) Edward Legrand, Esq., treasurer to the Duke of Gloucester;

as the Hon. C. S. Cadogan was to the Duke of York.-E.

(706) Colonel Henry Clinton, afterwards commander-in-chief in

America, and K. B.-E.

(707) Colonel Edward Ligonier, aide-de-camp to the King.-E.

(708) The Countess of Northumberland.-E.

(709) James, third Earl of March, a lord of the bedchamber, who

subsequently, in 1778, succeeded to the dukedom of queensberry,

and was the last of that title.-E.

(710) The celebrated Mareschal Duc de Richelieu: he was born in

1696, and died in 1788. The whole of his long life was full of

adventures so extraordinary as to justify Mr. Walpole's

curiosity. The most remarkable, however, of all, had not at this

period occurred. In the year 1780, and at the age of

eighty-four, he married his third wife, and was severely

afflicted that a miscarriage of the Duchess destroyed his hopes

of another Cardinal de Richelieu; for to that eminence he

destined the child of his age. His biographer adds, that the

Duchess was an affectionate and attentive wife, notwithstanding

that her octogenarian husband tried her patience by reiterated

infidelities.-C.

Letter 234 To The Earl Of Hertford.

Arlington Street, Dec. 3, 1764. (page 358)

I love to contradict myself as fast as I can when I have told you

a lie, lest you should take me for a chambermaid, or Charles

Townshend. But how can I help it? Is this a consistent age?

How should I know people's minds, if they don't know them

themselves? In short, Charles Yorke is not attorney-general, nor

Norton master of the rolls. A qualm came across the first, and

my Lord lorn across the second, who would not have Norton in his

court. I cannot imagine why; it is so gentle, amiable, honest a

being! But I think the Chancellor says, Norton does not

understand equity, so he remains prosecutor-general. Yorke would

have taken the rolls, if they would have made it much more

considerable; but as they would not, he has recollected that it

will be clever for one Yorke to have the air of being

disinterested, so he only disgraces himself,(711) and takes a

patent of precedence over the Solicitor-General:--but do not

depend upon this--he was to have kissed hands on Friday, but has

put it off till Wednesday next--between this and that, his Virtue

may have another fit. The court ridicule him even more than the

opposition. What diverts me most, is, that the pious and dutiful

house of Yorke, who cried and roared over their father's memory,

now throw all the blame on him, and say, he forced them into

opposition--amorent nummi expellas furc`a, licet usque

recurret.(712) Sewell(713) is master of the rolls.

Well! I may grow a little more explicit to you; besides, this

letter goes to you by a private hand. I gave you little hints,

to prepare you for the separation of the house of Grafton. It is

so, and I am heartily sorry for it. Your brother is chosen by

the Duke, and General Ellison by the Duchess, to adjust the

terms, which are not yet settled. The Duke takes all on himself,

and assigns no reason but disagreement of tempers. He leaves

Lady Georgina' with her mother, who, he says, is the properest

person to educate her, and Lord Charles, till he is old enough to

be taken from the women. This behaviour is noble and generous--

still I wish they could have agreed!

This is not the only parting that makes a noise. His grace of

Kingston(714) has taken a pretty milliner from Cranborn-alley,

and carried her to Thoresby. Miss Chudleigh, at the Princess's

birthday on Friday, beat her side till she could not help having

a real pain in it, that people might inquire what was the matter;

on which she notified a pleurisy, and that she is going to the

baths of Carlsbad, in Bohemia. I hope she will not meet with the

Bulgares that demolished the Castle of Thundertentronck.(715

y) My Lady Harrington's robbery is at last come to light, and

was committed by the porter,(716) who is in Newgate.

Lady Northumberland (who, by the way, has added an eighth footman

since I wrote to you last) told Me this Morning that the Queen is

very impatient to receive an answer from Lady Hertford, about

Prince George's letters coming through your hands, as she desired

they might.

A correspondence between Legge and Lord Bute about the Hampshire

election is published to-day, by the express desire of the

former, When he was dying.(717) He showed the letters to me in

the spring, and I then did not-think them so strong or important

as he did. I am very clear it does no honour to his memory to

have them printed now. It implies want of resolution to publish

them in his lifetime, and that he died with more resentment than

I think one should care to own. I would Send them to you, but I

know Dr. Hunter takes care of such things. I hope he will send

you, too, the finest piece that I think has been written for

liberty since Lord Somers. It is called an Inquiry into the late

Doctrine on Libels, and is said to be written by one

Dunning,(718) a lawyer lately started up, who makes a great

noise. He is a sharp thorn in the sides of Lord Mansfield and

Norton, and, in truth, this book is no plaster to their pain. It

is bitter, has much unaffected wit, and is the Only tract that

ever made me understand law.(719) If Dr. Hunter does not send

you these things, I suppose he will convey them himself, as I

hear there will be a fourteenth occasion for him. Charles

Fitzroy says, Lord Halifax told Mrs. Crosby that you are to go to

Ireland. I said he l(nows you are not the most communicative

person in the world, and that you had not mentioned it--nor do I

now, by way of asking impertinent questions; but I thought you

would like to know what was said.

I return to Strawberry Hill to-morrow, but must return on

Thursday, as there is to be something at the Duke of York's that

evening, for which I have received a card. He and his brother

are most exceedingly civil and good-humoured--but I assure you

every place is like one of Shakspeare's plays:--Flourish, enter

the Duke of York, Gloucester, and attendants. Lady Irwin(720)

died yesterday.

Past eleven.

I have just come from a little impromptu ball at Mrs. Ann Pitt's.

I told you she had a new pension, but did I tell you it was five

hundred pounds a year? It was entertaining to see the Duchess of

Bedford and Lady Bute with their respective forces, drawn up on

different sides of the room; the latter's were most numerous. My

Lord Gower seemed very willing to promote a parley between the

two armies. It would have made you shrug up your shoulders at

dirty humanity, to see the two Miss Pelhams sit neglected,

without being asked to dance. You may imagine this could not

escape me, who have passed through the several grradations in

which Lady Jane Stuart and Miss Pelham are and have been; but I

fear poor Miss Pelham feels hers a little more than ever I

did.(721) The Duke of York's is to be a dinner and a ball for

Princess Amelia.

Lady Mary Bowlby(722) gave me a commission, a genealogical one,

from my Lady Hertford, which I will execute to the best of my

power. I am glad my part is not to prove eighteen generations Of

nobility for the Bruces. I fear they have made some

mes-alliances since the days of King Robert-at least, the present

Scotch nobility are not less apt to go into Lombard-street than

the English.

My Lady Suffolk was at the ball; I asked the Prince of Masserano

whom he thought the oldest woman in the room, as I concluded he

would not guess she was. He did not know my reason for asking,

and would not tell me. At last, he said very cleverly, his own

wife.

Mr. Sarjent has sent me this evening from Les Consid`erations sur

les Moeurs," and "Le Testament Politique,"(723) for which I give

you, my dear lord, a thousand thanks. Good night!

P.S. Manzoli(724) has come a little too late, or I think he would

have as many diamond watches and snuff-boxes as Farinelli.

(711) We can venture to state, that there never was any idea of

Mr. Yorke's accepting the rolls; and it is believed that they

never were offered to him; certainly, be himself never thought of

taking that office. The patent of precedence which he did

accept, was an arrangement, which, though convenient for the

conduct of the business in court, could give no addition of

either rank or profit to a person in Mr. Yorke's circumstances.

The facts were as follow: when Mr. Yorke, in 1756, was made

solicitor-general, he was not a King's counsel; he succeeded to

be attorney-general, but on his resignation in October 1763, he

lost the precedence which his offices had given him, and he

returned to the outer bar and a stuff gown. It was a novel and

anomalous sight to see a man who had led the Chancery bar so

long, and filled the greatest office of the law, retire to

comparatively, so humble a rank in the court in which he might be

every day expected to preside; and accordingly, on his first

appearance after his resignation, the Chancellor, with the

concurrence (indeed, it has been said on the suggestion) of the

bar, called to Mr. Yorke, out of his turn, next after the King's

counsel: this irregular pre-audience had lasted above a year,

when it was thought more proper and more convenient for the

business of the court to give Mr. Yorke that formal patent of

precedence, the value and circumstances of which Mr Walpole so

much misunderstands. We have heard from old lawyers, that Mr.

Yorke's business at this period was more extensive and less

lucrative than any other man ever possessed in Chancery, and we

find no less than four other barristers had at this time patents

of precedence.-C.

(712) The reader is requested to look back to p. 272, letter 188,

where he will find Mr. Walpole himself stating--long before Lord

Hardwickc's death, and even before his illness--that "the old

Chancellor was violent against the court, and that Mr. Charles

Yorke had resigned, contrary to his own; and Lord Royston's

inclination." The fact was in no way true; for it is well known

that there never was the slightest difference of opinion between

the old Lord Hardwicke and his son Charles upon their political

conduct.-C.

(713) Sir Thomas Sewell, Knight.-E.

(714) Evelyn, last Duke of Kingston: he soon after married Miss

Chudleigh, who was supposed to have been already married to Mr.

Augustus Hervey, afterwards Earl of Bristol.-C.

(715) An allusion to a loose incident in Voltaire's Candide.

(716) See ant`e, p. 260, letter 184.

(717) Mr. Legge had, in 1759, while chancellor of the exchequer

to George II. been requested by Lord Bute, in the name of the

Prince of Wales, to pledge himself to support a Mr. Stuart at the

next election for Hampshire: this Mr. Legge, for very sufficient

reasons, refused to do; and for this refusal (as he thought, and

wished to persuade the public) he was turned out of office at the

accession of the young King.-C.

(718) Mr. Dunning soon rose into great practice and eminence; in

1767 he was made solicitor-general, which office he held till

1770. He then made a considerable figure in the opposition, till

the accession to the ministry, in 1782, of his friend Lord

Shelburne, when he was created Lord Ashburton; he died next

year.-C.

(719) Mr. Dunning's pamphlet was intituled "Inquiry into the

Doctrine lately propagated concerning Juries, Libels, etc. upon

the principles of the Law and the Constitution." Gray, in a

letter to Walpole of the 30th, thus characterizes it:--"Your

canonical book I have been reading with great satisfaction. He

speaketh as one having authority. If Englishmen have any

feeling, methinks they must feel now; and if the ministry have

any feeling (Whom nobody will suspect of insensibility) they must

cut off the author's ears; for if is in all the forms a most

wicked libel. Is the old man and the lawyer put on, or is it

real? or has some real lawyer furnished a good part of the

materials, and another person employed them? This I guess."

Works, vol. iv. p. 40.-E.

(720) Anne Howard, daughter of the third Earl of Carlisle, and

widow of the third Viscount Irwin. She was lady of the

bedchamber to the Princess Dowager. Mr. Park has introduced her

into his edition of the Noble Authors.-C.

(721) Mr. Walpole means that he was courted during his father's

power, and neglected after his fall, as the daughters of a

succeeding prime minister, Mr. Henry Pelham, now were; but as

Lady Jane Stuart was but two-and-twenty years old, and Miss

Pelham was thirty-six, we may account for the preference given to

her ladyship at a ball, without any reference to the meanness and

political time-serving of mankind. Both the Misses Pelham died

unmarried.-C.

(722) Sister of the Duke of Montagu.

(723) A French forgery called "Le Testament Politique du

Chevalier Robert Walpole," of which Mr. Walpole drew up an

exposure, which is to be found in the second volume of his

works.-C.

(724) The enthusiasm, however, ran pretty high, as we learn from

the following passage, in one of the periodical papers of the

day:--"Signor Manzoli, the Italian singer at the Haymarket, got

no less, after paying all charges of every kind, by his benefit

last week (March, 1765), than 1000 guineas. This added to a sum

of 1,500 which he has already saved, and the remaining profits of

the season, is surely an undoubted proof of British generosity.

One particular lady complimented the singer with a 200 pound bill

for a ticket on that occasion."-C.''

Letter 235 To George Montagu, Esq.

Arlington Street, Dec. 16, 1764. (page 362)

As I have not read in the paper that you died lately at

Greatworth, in Northamptonshire, nor have met with any Montagu or

Trevor in mourning, I conclude you are living: I send this,

however, to inquire, and if you should happen to be departed,

hope your executor will be so kind as to burn it. Though you do

not seem to have the same curiosity about my existence, you may

gather from my handwriting that I am still in being; which being

perhaps full as much as you want to know of me, I will trouble

you with no farther particulars about myself--nay, nor about any

body else; your curiosity seeming to be pretty much the same

about all the world. News there are certainly none; nobody is

even dead, as the Bishop of Carlisle told me to-day, which I

repeat to you in general, though I apprehend in his own mind he

meant no possessor of a better bishopric.

If you like to know the state of the town, here it is. In the

first place, it is very empty; in the next, there are more

diversions than the week will hold. A charming Italian opera,

with no dances and no company, at least on Tuesdays; to supply

which defect, the subscribers are to have a ball and supper--a

plan that in my humble opinion will fill the Tuesdays and empty

the Saturdays. At both playhouses are woful English operas;

which, however, fill better than the Italian, patriotism being

entirely confined to our ears: how long the sages of the law may

leave us those I cannot say. Mrs Cornelis, apprehending the

future assembly at Almack's, has enlarged her vast room, and hung

it with blue satin, and another with yellow satin; but Almack's

room, which is to be ninety feet long, proposes to swallow up

both hers, as easy as Moses's rod gobbled down those Of the

magicians. Well, but there are more joys; a dinner and assembly

every Tuesday at the Austrian minister's; ditto on Thursdays at

the Spaniard's; ditto on Wednesdays and Sundays at the French

ambassador's; besides Madame de Welderen's on Wednesdays, Lady

Harrington's Sundays, and occasional private mobs at my lady

Northumberland's. Then for the mornings, there are lev`ees and

drawing-rooms without end. Not to mention the maccaroni-club,

which has quite absorbed Arthur's; for you know old fools will

hobble after young ones. Of all these pleasures, I prescribe

myself a very small pittance,--my dark corner in my own box at

the Opera, and now and then an ambassador, to keep my French

going till my journey to Paris. Politics are gone to sleep, like

a paroli at pharaoh, though there is the finest tract lately

published that ever was written, called an Inquiry into the

Doctrine of Libels. It would warm your old Algernon blood; but

for what any body cares, might as well have been written about

the wars of York and Lancaster. The thing most in fashion is my

edition of Lord Herbert's Life; people are mad after it, I

believe because only two hundred were printed; and, by the

numbers that admire it, I am convinced that if I had kept his

lordship's counsel, very few would have found out the absurdity

of it. The caution with which I hinted at its extravagance, has

passed with several for approbation, and drawn on theirs. This

is nothing new to me; it is when one laughs out at their idols

that one angers people. I do not wonder now that Sir Philip

Sydney was the darling hero, when Lord Herbert, who followed him

so close and trod in his steps, is at this time of day within an

ace of rivalling him. I wish I had let him; it was contradicting

one of my own maxims, which I hold to be very just; that it is

idle to endeavour to cure the world of any folly, unless We Could

cure it of being foolish.

Tell me whether I am likely to see you before I go to Paris,

which will be early in February. I hate you for being so

indifferent about me. I live in the world, and yet love nothing,

care a straw for nothing, but two or three old friends, that I

have loved these thirty years. You have buried yourself with

half a dozen parsons and isquires, and Yet never cast a thought

upon those you have always lived with. You come to town for two

Months, grow tired in six weeks, hurry away, and then one hears

no more of you till next winter. I don't want you to like the

world, I like it no more than you; but I stay awhile in it,

because while one sees it one laughs at it, but when one gives it

up one grows angry with it; and I hold it to be much wiser to

laugh than to be out of humour. You cannot imagine how much ill

blood this perseverance has cured me of; I used to say to myself,

"Lord! this person is so bad, that person is so bad, I hate

them." I have now found out that they are all pretty much alike,

and I hate nobody. Having never found you out, but for integrity

and sincerity, I am much disposed to persist in a friendship with

you; but if I am to be at all the pains of keeping it up, I shall

imitate my neighbours (I don't mean those at next door, but in

the Scripture sense of my neighbour, any body,) and say "That is

a very good man, but I don't care a farthing for him." Till I

have taken my final resolution on that head, I am yours most

cordially.

Letter 236 To George Montagu, Esq.

Christmas-eve, 1764. (page 364)

You are grown so good, and I delight so much in your letters when

you please to write them, that though it is past midnight, and I

am to go out of town tomorrow morning, I must thank you.

I shall put your letter to Rheims into the foreign post with a

proper penny, and it will go much safer and quicker than if I

sent it to Lord Hertford, for his letters lie very often till

enough are assembled to compose a jolly caravan. I love your

good brother John, as I always do, for keeping your birthday; I,

who hate ceremonious customs, approve of what I know comes so

much from the heart as all he and you do and say. The General

surely need not ask leave to enclose letters to me.

There is neither news, nor any body to make it, but the clergy,

who are all gaping after or about the Irish mitre,(725) which

your old antagonist has quitted. Keene has refused it; Newton

hesitates, and they think will not accept it; Ewer pants for it,

and many of the bench I believe do every thing but pray for it.

Goody Carlisle hopes for Worcester if it should be vacated, but I

believe would not dislike to be her Grace.

This comes with your muff, my Anecdotes of Painting, the fine

pamphlet on libels, and the Castle of Otranto, which came out

to-day. All this will make some food for your fireside. Since

you will not come and see me before I go, I hope not to be gone

before you come, though I am not quite in charity with you about

it. Oh! I had forgot; don't lend your Lord Herbert, it will grow

as dirty as the street; and as there are so few, and They have

been so lent about, and so dirtied, the few clean copies will be

very valuable. What signifies whether they read it or not?

there will be a new bishop, or a new separation, or a new

something or other, that will do just as well, before you can

convey your copy to them; and seriously, if you lose it, I have

not another to give you; and I would fain have you keep my

editions together, as you had the complete set. As I want to

make you an economist of my books, I will inform you that this

second' set of Anecdotes sells for three guineas. Adieu!

P. S. I send you a decent smallish muff, that you may put in your

pocket, and it costs but fourteen shillings.

(7250 Dr. John Stone, Archbishop of Armagh and primate of all

Ireland, died on the 19th of December 1764.-E.

Letter 237 To The Earl Of Hertford.

Arlington Street, Jan. 10, 1765. (page 364)

I should prove a miserable prophet or almanac maker, for my

predictions are seldom verified. I thought the present session

likely to be a very supine one, but unless the evening varies

extremely from the morning, it will be a tempestuous day--and yet

it was a very southerly and calm wind that began the hurricane.

The King's Speech was so tame, that, as George Montagu said of

the earthquake, you might have stroked it.(726) Beckford (whom I

certainly did not mean by the gentle gale) touched on

Draper'S(727) Letter about the Manilla money. George Grenville

took up the defence of the Spaniards, though he said he only

stated their arguments. This roused your brother, who told

Grenville he had adopted the reasoning of Spain; and showed the

fallacy of their pretensions. He exhorted every body to support

the King's government, "which I," said he, "ill-used as I have

been, wish and mean to support-not that of ministers, when I see

the laws and independence of Parliament struck at in the most

profligate manner." You may guess how deeply this wounded.

Grenville took it to himself, and asserted that his own life and

character were as pure, uniform, and little profligate as your

brother's. The silence of the House did not seem to ratify this

declaration. Your brother replied with infinite spirit, that he

certainly could not have meant Mr. Grenville, for he did not take

him for the minister-(I do not believe this was the least

mortifying part)--that he spoke of public acts that were in every

body's mouth, as the warrants, and the disgrace thrown on the

army by dismissions for parliamentary reasons; that for himself

he was an open enemy, and detested men who smiled in his face and

stabbed him I do not believe he meant this personally, but

unfortunately the whole House applied it to Mr. Grenville's

grimace); that for his own disgrace, he did not know where to

impute it, for every minister had disavowed it. It was to the

warrants, he said, he owed what had happened; he had fallen for

voting against them, but had he had ten regiments, he would have

parted with them all to obey his conscience; that he now could

fall no lower, and would speak as he did then, and would not be

hindered nor intimidated from speaking the language of

Parliament. Grenville answered, that he had never avowed nor

disavowed the measure of dismissing Mr. Conway--(he disavowed it

to Mr. Harris,)(728) that he himself had been turned out for

voting against German connexions; that he had never approved

inquiring into the King's prerogative on that head-(I can name a

person who can repeat volumes of what he has said on the

subject,) and that the King had as much right to dismiss military

as civil officers, and then drew a ridiculous parallel betwixt

the two, in which he seemed to give himself the rank of a civil

lieutenant-general. This warmth was stopped by Augustus Hervey,

who spoke to order, and called for the question; but young T.

Townshend confirmed, that the term profligacy was applied by all

mankind to the conduct on the warrants. It was not the most

agreeable circumstance to Grenville, that Lord Granby closed the

debate, by declaring how much he disapproved the dismission of

officers for civil reasons, and the more, as he was persuaded it

would not prevent officers from acting according to their

consciences; and he spoke of your brother with many encomiums.

Sir W. Meredith then notified his intention of taking up the

affair of the warrants on Monday se'nnight. Mr. Pitt was not

there, nor Lord Temple in the House of Lords; but the latter is

ill. I should have told you that Lord Warkworth(729) and Thomas

Pitt(730) moved our addresses; as Lord Townshend and Lord

Botetourt did those of the Lords. Lord Townshend said, though it

was grown unpopular to praise the King, yet he should, and he was

violent against libels; forgetting that the most ill-natured

branch of them, caricatures, his own invention, are left off.

Nobody thought it worth while to answer him, at which he was much

offended.

So much for the opening of Parliament, which does not promise

serenity. Your brother is likely to make a very great figure:

they have given him the warmth he wanted, and may thank

Themselves for it. Had Mr. Grenville taken my advice, @e had

avoided an opponent that he will find a tough one, and must

already repent having drawn upon him.

With regard to yourself, my dear lord, you may be sure I did not

intend to ask you any impertinent question. You requested me to

tell you whatever I heard said about you; you was talked of for

Ireland, and are still; and Lord Holland within this week told

me, that you had solicited it warmly. Don't think yourself under

any obligation to reply to me on these occasions. It is to

comply with your desires that I repeat any thing I hear of you,

not to make use of them to draw any explanation from you, to

which I have no title; nor have I, you know, any troublesome

curiosity. I mentioned Ireland with the same indifference that I

tell you that the town here has bestowed Lady Anne,(731) first on

Lord March, and now on Stephen Fox(732)--tattle not worth your

answering.

You have lost another of your Lords Justices, Lord Shannon, of

whose death an account came yesterday.

Lady Harrington's porter was executed yesterday, and went to

Tyburn with a white cockade in his hat, as an emblem of his

innocence.

All the rest Of My news I exhausted in my letter to Lady Hertford

three days ago. The King's Speech, as I told her it was to do,

announced the contract between Princess Caroline(733) and the

Prince Royal of Denmark. I don't think the tone the session has

taken will expedite my visit to you; however, I shall be able to

judge when a few of the great questions are over. The American

affairs are expected to occasion much discussion; but as I

understand them no more than Hebrew, they will throw no

impediment in my way. Adieu! my dear lord; you will probably

hear no more politics these ten days. Yours ever, Horace

Walpole.

Friday.

The debate on the warrants is put off to the Tuesday; therefore,

as it will probably be so long a day, I shall not be able to give

you an account of it till this day fortnight.

(726) Gray, in a letter to Dr. Wharton, written in July 1764, in

giving an account of an illness, says, "Towards the end of my

confinement, during which I lived on nothing, came, the gout in

one foot, but so tame you might have stroked it." To this

passage, the learned editor of the last edition of his works has

sub-joined this note:--"I have mentioned several coincidences of

thought and expression of this kind in the letters of Gray and

Walpole, which I conceived to be a kind of common property; the

reader, indeed, will recognise much of that species of humour

which distinguishes Gray's correspondence in the letters of

Walpole, inferior, I think, in its comic force; sometimes

deviating too far from propriety in search of subjects for the

display of its talent, and not altogether free from affectation."

Vol. iv. p. 33.-E.

(727) Sir William Draper, K.B. best known by his controversy with

Junius. The letter here alluded to was entitled, "An Answer to

the Spanish Arguments for Refusing the Payment of the Ransom

Bills."-E.

(728) General Conway's brother-in-law.-E.

(729) Afterwards Duke of Northumberland-E.

(730) Afterwards Lord Camelford.-E.

(731) ant`e, p. 299, letter 196.

(732) Second son of the first Earl of Ilchester-E.

(733) The unhappy Queen of Denmark, who was afterwards divorced

and exiled.-E.

Letter 238 To The Earl Of Hertford.

Sunday, Jan. 20, 1765. (page 367)

Do you forgive me, if I write to you two or three days sooner

than I said I would. Our important day on the warrants is put

off for a week, in compliment to Mr. Pitt's gout--can it resist

such attention I shall expect in it a prodigious quantity of

black ribands. You have heard, to be sure, of the great fortune

that is bequeathed to him by a Sir William Pynsent, an old man of

near ninety, who quitted the world on the peace of Utrecht; and,

luckily for Mr. Pitt, lived to be as angry with its pendant, the

treaty of Paris. I did not send you the first report, which

mounted it to an enormous sum: I think the medium account is two

thousand pounds a-year, and thirty thousand pounds in money.

This Sir William Pynsent, whose fame, like an aloe, did not blow

till near an hundred, was a singularity. The scandalous

chronicle of Somersetshire talks terribly of his morals(734)

*****. Lady North was nearly related to Lady Pynsent, which

encouraged Lord North to flatter himself that Sir William's

extreme propensity to him would recommend even his wife's

parentage for heirs; but the uncomeliness of Lady North, and a

vote my lord gave against the Cider-bill, offended the old

gentleman so much, that he burnt his would-be heir in effigy.

How will all these strange histories sound at Paris!

This post, I suppose, will rain letters to my Lady Hertford. on

her death and revival. I was dreadfully alarmed at it for a

moment; my servant was so absurd as to wake me, and bid me not be

frightened--an excellent precaution! Of all moments, that between

sleeping and waking is the most subject to terror. I started up,

and my first thought was to send for Dr. Hunter; but, in two

minutes, I recollected that it was impossible to be true, as your

porter had the very day before been with me to tell me a courier

was arrived from you, was to return that evening. Your poor son

Henry, whom you will doat upon for it, was not tranquillized so

soon. He instantly sent away a courier to your brother, who

arrived in the middle of the night. Lady Milton,(735) Lady

George SackVille,(736) and I, agreed this evening to tell my Lady

Hertford, that we ought to have believed the news, and to have

imputed it to the gaming rakehelly life my lady leads at Paris,

which scandalizes all us prudes, her old friends. In truth, I

have not much right to rail at any body to.- living in a

hurricane. I found myself with a violent cold on Wednesday, and

till then had not once reflected on all the hot and cold climates

I have passed through the day before: I had been at the Duke of

Cumberland's levee; then at the Princess Amelia's drawing-room;

from thence to a crowded House of Commons; to dinner at your

brother's; to the Opera; to Madame Seillern's; to Arthur's; and

to supper at Mrs. George Pitt's;--it is scandalous; but, who does

less? The Duke looked much better than I expected; is gone to

Windsor, and mends daily.

It was Lady Harcourt's(737) death that occasioned the confusion,

and our dismay. She died at a Colonel Oughton's; such a small

house, that Lord Harcourt has been forced to take their family

into his own house. Poor Lady Digby(738) is dead too, of a

fever, and was with child. They were extremely happy, and -her

own family adored her. My sister has begged me to ask a favour,

that will put you to a little trouble, though only for a moment.

It is, if you will be so good to order one of your servants when

you have done with the English newspapers, to put them in a

cover, and send them to Mr. Churchill, au Chateau de Nubecourt,

pr`es de Clermont, en Argone; they cannot get a gazette that does

not cost them six livres.

Monday evening.

We have had a sort of a day in the House of Commons. The

proposition for accepting the six hundred and seventy thousand

pounds for the French prisoners passed easily. Then came the

Navy: Dowdeswell, in a long and very sensible speech, proposed to

reduce the number of sailors to ten thousand. He was answered

by--Charles Townshend--oh! yes!--are you surprised? Nobody here

was: no, not even at his assertion, that he had always applauded

the peace, though the whole House and the whole town knew that,

on the Preliminaries, he came down prepared to speak against

them; but that on Mr. Pitt's retiring, he plucked up courage, and

spoke for them. Well, you want to know what place he is to have-

-so does he too. I don't want to know what place, but that he

has some one; for I am sure he will always do most hurt to the

side on which he professes to be; consequently, I wish him with

the administration, and I wish so well to both sides, that I

would have him more decried, if that be possible, than he is.

Colonel Barr`e spoke against Dowdeswell's proposal, though not

setting himself up at auction, like Charles, nor friendly to the

ministry, but temperately and sensibly. There was no division.

You know my opinion of Charles Townshend is neither new nor

singular. When Charles Yorke left us,(739) I hoped for this

event, and my wish then slid into this couplet:

To The Administration.

One Charles, who ne'er was ours, you've got-'tis true:

To make the grace complete, take t'other too.

The favours I ask of them, are not difficult to grant. Adieu! my

dear lord. Yours ever, H. W.

Tuesday, 4 o'clock.

I had sealed my letter and given it to my sister, who sets out

to-morrow, and will put it into the post at Calais; but having

received yours by the courier from Spain, I must add a few words.

You may be sure I shall not mention a tittle of what you say to

me. Indeed, if you think it necessary to explain to me, I shall

be more cautious Of telling you what I hear. If I had any

curiosity, I should have nothing to do but to pretend I had heard

some report, and so draw from you what you might not have a mind

to mention: I do tell you when I hear any, for your information,

but insist on your not replying. The vice-admiral of America is

a mere feather; but there is more substance in the notion of the

Viceroy's quitting Ireland. Lord Bute and George Grenville are

so ill together, that decency is scarce observed between their

adherents: and the moment the former has an opportunity or

resolution enough, he will remove the latter, and place his

son-in-law(740) in the treasury. This goes so far, that Charles

Townshend, who is openly dedicated to Grenville, may possibly

find himself disappointed, and get no place at last. However, I

rejoice that we have got rid of him. It will tear up all

connexion between him and your brother, root and branch: a

circumstance you will not be more sorry for than I am. In the

mean time, the opposition is so staunch that, I think, after the

three questions on Warrants, DismisSion of officers, and the

Manilla-money, I shall be at liberty to come to you, when I shall

have a great deal to tell you. If Charles Townshend gets a

place, Lord George Sackville expects another, by the same

channel, interest, and connexion; but if Charles may be

disappointed himself, what may a man be who trusts to him?

Adieu!

(734) The original contains an imputation against Sir W. Pynsent,

which, if true, would induce us to suspect him of a disordered

mind.-C.

(735) Lady Caroline Sackville, daughter of the Duke of Dorset,

married, in 1742, to the first Lord Milton.-E.

(736) Diana, second daughter of J. Sambrook, Esq.-E.

(737) Rebecca, daughter of Charles Le Bas, Esq., wife of the

first Earl of Harcourt.-E.

(738) Elizabeth Fielding, niece to the fourth Earl of Denbigh,

and wife of Henry, first Lord Digby.-E.

(739) It is remarkable enough, that the epigram which Mr. Walpole

thus introduces, admits that Charles Yorke had never joined them,

and therefore could not be said to have left them.-C.

(740) There is some obscurity here: Lord Warkworth (afterwards

Duke of Northumberland), who had lately married Lord Bute's third

daughter, was, at this period, a very young man, little known but

for his attachment to his profession--the army, and the idea of

his being placed at the head of the treasury must have been

absurd. His father, Lord Northumberland, indeed, had been spoken

of for that office: and, perhaps, Mr. Walpole, in his

epigrammatic way, has taken this mode of explaining the motive

which might have induced Lord Bute to advance his son-in-law's

father.-C.

Letter 239 To The Earl Of Hertford.

Arlington Street, Jan. 27, 1765. (page 370)

The brother of your brother's neighbour, Mr. Freeman, who is

going to Paris, and I believe will not be sorry to be introduced

to you, gives me an opportunity which I cannot resist, of sending

you a private line or two, though I wrote you a long letter,

which my sister was to put into the post at Calais two or three

days ago.

We had a very remarkable day on Wednesday in the House of

Commons--very glorious for us, and very mortifying to the

administration, especially to the principal performer, who was

severely galled by our troops, and abandoned by his own. The

business of the day was the Army, and, as nothing was expected,

the House was not full. The very circumstance of nothing being

expected, had encouraged Charles Townshend to soften a little

what had passed on Monday; he grew profuse of' his whispers and

promises to us, and offered your brother to move the question on

the Dismission of officers: the debate began; Beckford fell foul

on the dismissions, and dropped some words on America. Charles,

who had placed himself again under the wing of Grenville, replied

on American affairs; but totally forgot your brother. Beckford,

in his boisterous Indian style, told Charles, that on a single

idea he had poured forth a diarrhoea of words. He could not

stand it, and in two minutes fairly stole out of the House. This

battery being dismounted, the whole attack fell on Grenville, and

would have put you in mind of former days. You never heard any

minister worse treated than he was for two hours together, by

Tommy Townshend, Sir George Saville, and George Onslow--and what

was worse, no soul stepped forth in his defence, but Rigby and

Lord Strange, the latter of whom was almost as much abashed as

Charles Townshend; conscience flew in his black face, and almost

turned it red. T. Townshend was still more bitter on Lord

Sandwich, whom he called a profligate fellow--hoped he was

present,(741) and added, if he is not, I am ready to call him so

to his face in any private company: even Rigby, his accomplice,

said not a word in behalf of his brother culprit. You will

wonder how all this ended--what would be the most ridiculous

conclusion to such a scene'! as you cannot imagine, I will tell

you. Lord Harry Paulet(742) telling Grenville, that if Lord

Cobham was to rise from the dead, he would, if he could be

ashamed of any thing, be ashamed of him; by the way, every body

believes he meant the apostrophe stronger than he expressed it:

Grenville rose in a rage, like a basket-woman, and told Lord

harry that if he chose to use such language, he knew where to

find him. Did you ever hear of a prime minister, even soi-disant

tel, challenging an opponent, when he could not answer him? Poor

Lord Harry, too, was an unfortunate subject to exercise his

valour upon! The House interposed; Lord Harry declared he should

have expected Grenville to breakfast with him next morning;

Grenville explained off and on two or three times, the Scotch

laughed, the opposition roared, and the treasury-bench sat as

mute as fishes. Thus ended that wise Hudibrastic encounter.

Grenville however, attended by every bad omen, provoked your

brother, who had not intended to speak, by saying that some

people had a good opinion of the dismissed officers, others had

not. Your brother rose, and surpassed himself: he was very warm,

though less so than on the first day; very decent in terms, but

most severe in effect; he more than hinted at the threats that

had been used to him--said he would not reveal what was improper;

yet left no mortal in the dark on that head. He called on the

officers to assert their own freedom and independence. In short,

made such a speech as silenced all his adversaries, but has

filled the whole town with his praises: I believe, as soon as his

speech reaches Hayes, it will contribute extremely to expel the

gout, and bring Mr. Pitt to town, lest his presence should be no

longer missed. Princess Amelia told Me the next night, that if

she had heard nothing of Mr. Conway's speech, she should have

known how well he had done by my spirits. I was not sorry she

made this reflection, as I knew she would repeat it to Lady

(Betty) Waldegrave; and as I was willing that the Duchess of

Bedford, who, when your brother was dismissed, asked the Duchess

of Grafton if she was not sorry for poor Mr. Conway, who has lost

every thing, should recollect that it is they who have cause to

lament that dismission, not we.

There was a paragraph in Rigby's speech, and taken up, and

adopted by Goody Grenville, which makes much noise, and, I

suppose, has not given less offence; they talked of "arbitrary

Stuart principles," which are supposed to have been aimed at the

Stuart favourite: that breach is wider than ever: not one of Lord

Bute's adherents have opened their lips this session. I conclude

a few of them will be ordered to speak on Friday; but unless we

go on too triumphantly and reconcile them, I think this session

will terminate Mr. Grenville's reign, and that of the Bedfords

too, unless they make great submissions.

Do you know that Sir W. Pynsent had your brother in his eye! He

said to his lawyer, "I know Mr. Pitt is much younger than I but

he has very bad health: as you will hear it before me, if he dies

first, draw up another will with mr. Conway's name instead of Mr.

Pitt's, and bring it down to me directly." I beg Britannia's

pardon, but I fear I could have supported the loss on these

grounds.

A very unhappy affair happened last night at the Star and Garter;

Lord Byron(743) killed a Mr. Chaworth there in a duel. I know

none of the particulars, and never believe the first reports.

My Lady Townshend was arrested two days ago in the street, at the

suit of a house painter, who, having brought her a bill double

the estimate he had given in, she would not pay it. As this is a

breach of Privilege, I should think the man would hear of it.

There is no date set for our intended motion on the Dismission of

officers; but, I believe, Lord John Cavendish and Fitzroy will be

the movers and seconders. Charles Townshend, we conclude, Will

be very ill that day; if one could pity the poor toad, one

should: there is jealousy of your brother,--fear of your

brother,--fear of Mr. Pitt,--influence of his own brother,--

connexions entered into both with Lord Bute and Mr. Grenville,

and a trimming plan concerted with Lord George Sackville and

Charles Yorke, all tearing him or impelling him a thousand ways,

with the addition of his own vanity and irresolution, and the

contempt of every body else. I dined with him yesterday at Mr.

Mackinsy's, where his whole discourse was in ridicule of George

Grenville.

The enclosed novel(744) is much in vogue; the author is not

known, but if you should not happen to like it, I could give you

a reason why you need not say so. There is nothing else now, but

a play called the Matonic Wife, written by an Irish Mrs.

Griffiths, Which in charity to her was suffered to run three

nights.(745)

Since I wrote my letter, the following, is the account nearest

the truth that I can learn of the fatal duel last night: a club

of Nottinghamshire gentlemen had dined at the Star and Garter,

and there had been a dispute between the combatants, whether Lord

Byron, who took no care of his game, or Mr. Chaworth, who was

active in the association, had most game on their manor. The

company, however, had apprehended no consequences, and parted at

eight o'clock; but Lord Byron stepping into an empty chamber, and

sending the drawer for Mr. Chaworth, or calling him hither

himself, took the candle from the waiter, and bidding Mr.

Chaworth defend himself, drew his sword. Mr. Chaworth, who was

an excellent fencer, ran Lord Byron through the sleeve of his

coat, and then received a wound fourteen inches deep into his

body. He was carried to his house in Berkeley-street,--made his

will with the greatest composure, and dictated a paper, which

they say, allows it was a fair duel, and died at nine this

morning. Lord Byron is not gone off, but says he will take his

trial, which, if the Coroner brings in a verdict of manslaughter,

may, according to precedent, be in the House of Lords, and

without the ceremonial of Westminster Hall. George Selwyn is

much missed on this occasion, but we conclude it will bring him

over.(746) I feel for both families, though I know none of

either, but poor Lady Carlisle,(747) Whom I am sure you will

pity.

Our last three Saturdays at the Opera have been prodigious. and a

new opera by Bach(748) last night, was so crowded, that there

were ladies standing behind the scenes during the whole

performance. Adieu! my dear lord: as this goes by a private

hand, you may possibly receive its successor before it.

(741) It seems, from a subsequent letter, that Lord Sandwich was

present. See post, p. 375, letter 240.

(742) Lord Henry Paulet, member for Hampshire, vice-admiral of

the White, brother of the Duke of Bolton; to which dignity he

himself succeeded on the 5th July, 1764.-E.

(743) William, fifth Lord Byron, born in 1722, died in 1798. The

Star and Garter was a tavern in Pall Mall.-C.

(744) His own Castle of Otranto.-E.

(745) It came out at Drury-lane, and was acted six nights. The

hint of it was taken from Marmontel's "Heureux Divorce."

(746) Mr. Selwyn's morbid curiosity after trials and executions

is well known.-C.

(747) Isabella, only sister of Lord Byron, wife of the fourth

Earl of Carlisle.-E.

(748) Adriano in Siria." The expectations of the public the first

night this drama was performed occasioned such a crowd at the

King's theatre as has seldom been seen there before; but whether

from heat or inconvenience, the unreasonableness of expectation,

the composer being Out Of fancy, or too anxious to please, Dr.

Burney says the opera failed, and that every one came out of the

theatre disappointed.-E.

Letter 240 To The Earl Of Hertford.

Arlington Street, Feb. 12, 1765. (page 373)

A great many letters pass between us, my dear lord, but I think

they are almost all of my writing. I have not heard from you

this age. I sent you two packets together by Mr. Freeman, with

an account of our chief debates. Since the long day, I have been

much out of order with a cold and cough, that turned to a fever:

I am now taking James's powder, not without apprehensions of the

gout, which it gave me two or three years ago.

There has been nothing of note in Parliament but one slight day

on the American taxes,(749) which Charles Townshend supporting,

received a pretty heavy thump from Barr`e, who is the present

Pitt, and the dread of all the vociferous Norths and Rigbys, on

whose lungs depended so much of Mr. Grenville's power. Do you

never hear them to Paris?

The operations of the opposition are suspended in compliment to

Mr. Pitt, who has declared himself so warmly for the question on

the Dismission of officers, that that motion waits for his

recovery. A call of the house is appointed for next Wednesday,

but as he has had a relapse, the motion will probably be

deferred. I should be very glad if it was to be dropped entirely

for this session, but the young men are warm and not easily

bridled.

If it was not too long to transcribe, I would send you an

entertaining petition(750) of the periwig-makers to the King, in

which they complain that men will wear their own hair. Should

one almost wonder if carpenters were to remonstrate, that since

the peace their trade decays, and that there is no demand for

wooden legs Apropos, my Lady Hertford's friend, Lady Harriot

Vernon,(751) has quarrelled with me for smiling at the enormous

head-gear of her daughter, Lady Grosvenor. She came one night to

Northumberland-house with such a display of friz, that it

literally spread beyond her shoulders. I happened to say it

looked as if her parents had stinted her in hair before marriage,

and that she was determined to indulge her fancy now. This,

among ten thousand things said by all the world, was reported to

Lady Harriot, and has occasioned my disgrace. As she never found

fault with any body herself, I excuse her! You will be less

surprised to hear that the Duchess of Queensberry has not yet

done dressing herself marvellously: she was at court on Sunday in

a gown and petticoat of red flannel. The same day the Guerchys

made a dinner for her, and invited Lord and Lady Hyde,(752) the

Forbes's and her other particular friends: in the morning she

sent word she was to go out of town, but as soon as dinner was

over, arrived at Madame de Guerchy's, and said she had been at

court.

Poor Madame de Seillern, the imperial ambassadress, has lost her

only daughter and favourite child, a young widow of twenty-two,

whom she was expecting from Vienna. The news Came this day

se'nnight; and the ambassador, who is as brutal as she is gentle

and amiable, has insisted on her having company at dinner to-day,

and her assembly as usual. The town says that Lord and Lady

Abergavenny(753) are parted, and that he has not been much milder

than Monsieur de Seillern on the chapter of a mistress he has

taken. I don't know the truth of this; but his lordship's heart,

I believe, is more inflammable than tender.

Lady Sophia Thomas,(754) has begged me to trouble you with a

small commission. It is to send me for her twelve little bottles

of "le Baume de Vie, compos`e par le Sieur Lievre, apoticaire

distillateur du Roi." If George Selwyn or Lord March are not set

out, they would bring it with pleasure, especially as she lives

at the Duke of Queensberry's.

We have not a new book, play, intrigue, marriage, elopement, or

quarrel; in short, we are very dull. For politics, unless the

ministers wantonly thrust their hands into some fire, I think

there will not even be a smoke. I am glad of it, for my heart is

set on my journey to Paris, and I hate every thing that stops me.

Lord Byron's foolish trial is likely to protract the session a

little; but unless there is any particular business, I shall not

stay for a puppet-show. Indeed, I can defend my staying here by

nothing but my ties to your brother. My health, I am sure, would

be better in another climate in winter. Long days in the House

kill me, and weary me into the bargain. The individuals of each

party are alike indifferent to me; nor can I at this time of day

grow to love men whom I have laughed at all my lifetime--no, I

cannot alter;--Charles Yorke or Charles Townshend are alike to

me, whether ministers or patriots. Men do not change in my eyes,

because they quit a black livery for a white one. When one has

seen the whole scene shifted round and round so often, one only

smiles, whoever is the present Polonius or the grave digger,

whether they jeer the Prince, or flatter his frenzy.

Thursday night, 14th.

The new assembly-room at Almack's was opened the night before

last, and they say is very magnificent, but it was empty; half

the town is ill With colds, and many were afraid to go, as the

house is scarcely built yet. Almack advertised that it was built

with hot brick and boiling water--think what a rage there must be

for public places, If this notice, instead of terrifying, could

draw any body thither. They tell me the ceilings were dropping

with wet--but can you believe me, when I assure you the Duke of

Cumberland was there?--Nay, had had a levee in the morning, and

went to the Opera before the assembly! There is a vast flight of

steps, and he was forced to rest two or three times. If he dies

of it--and how should he not?--it will sound very silly when

Hercules or Theseus ask him what he died of, to reply, "I caught

my death on a damp staircase at a new club-room."

Williams, the reprinter of the North Briton, stood in the pillory

to-day in Palace-yard. He went in a hackney-coach, the number of

which was 45. The mob erected a gallows opposite to him, on

which they hung a boot(755) with a bonnet of straw. Then a

collection was made for Williams, which amounted to near 200

pounds.(756) In short, every event informs the administration

how thoroughly they are detested, and that they have not a friend

whom they do not buy. Who can wonder, when every man of virtue

is proscribed, and they have neither parts nor characters to

impose even upon the mob! think to what a government is sunk,

when a Secretary of State is called in Parliament to his face

"the most profligate sad dog in the kingdom,"(757) and not a man

can open his lips in his defence. Sure power must have some

strange unknown charm, when it can compensate for such contempt!

I see many who triumph in these bitter pills which the ministry

are so often forced to swallow; I own I do not; it is more

mortifying to me to reflect how great and respectable we were

three years ago, than satisfactory to see those insulted who have

brought such shame upon us. 'Tis moor amends to national honour

to know, that if a printer is set in the pillory, his country

wishes it was my Lord This, or Mr. That. They will be gathered

to the Oxfords, and Bolingbrokes, and ignominious(758) of former

days; but the wound they have inflicted is perhaps indelible.

That goes to my heart, who had felt all the Roman pride of being

one of the first nations upon earth!--Good night!--I will go to

bed, and dream of Kings drawn in triumph; and then I will go to

paris, and dream I am proconsul there; pray, take care not to let

me be wakened with an account of an invasion having taken place

from Dunkirk!(759) Yours ever, H. W.

(749) The resolutions which were the foundation of the famous

Stamp-act.-E.

(750) The substance of this petition, and the grave answer which

the King was advised to give to such a ludicrous appeal, are

preserved in the Gentleman's Magazine for 1765, p. 95; where also

we learn that Mr. Walpole's idea of the Carpenters' petition was

put in practice, and his Majesty was humbly entreated to wear a

wooden leg himself, and to enjoin all his servants to do the

same. It may, therefore, be presumed that this jeu d'esprit was

from the pen of Mr. Walpole.-C.

(751) Lady Hirriot Wentworth, sister of the last Lord Strafford,

wife of Henry Vernon, Esq., and mother of Lady Grosvenor, whose

intrigue with the Duke of Cumberland made so much noise.-C.

(752) Thomas Villers, second son of Lord Jersey, first Lord Hyde

of his family: his lady was Charlotte, daughter of Lady Jane

Hyde, wife of William Earl of Essex, daughter of Henry, second

Earl of clarendon, and sister of the Duchess of Queensberry.-C.

(753) George, fifteenth Lord Abergavenny; and his lady, Henrieta

Pelham, sister of the first Earl of Chichester: she died in

1768.-E.

(754) Lady Sophia Keppel, daughter of the first Earl of

Albemarle, and wife of Colonel Thomas.-E.

(755) A Jack-boot, in allusion to the Christian name and title of

Lord Bute.-C.

(756) In a blue purse trimmed with orange, the colour of the

revolution, in opposition to the Stuart.-C.

(757) ant`e, p. 370, letter 239.

(758) We might be surprised at finding a person of Mr. Walpole's

taste and judgment, describing Harley and St. John as

ignominious, if we did not recollect, that during their

administration his father had been sent to the Tower, and

expelled the House of commons for alleged official corruptions.

It were to be wished that Mr. Walpole's personal prejudices could

always be traced to so amiable a source.-C.

(759) The demolition of Dunkirk was one of the articles of the

late treaty of peace, on which discussions were still

depending.-C.

Letter 241 To George Montagu, Esq.

Arlington Street, Feb. 19, 1765. (page 376)

Your health and spirits and youth delight me; yet I think you

make but a bad use of them, when you destine them to a triste

house in a country solitude. If you were condemned to

retirement, It would be fortunate to have spirits to support it;

but great vivacity is not a cause for making it one's option.

Why waste your sweetness on the desert air! at least, why bestow

so little of your cheerfulness on your friends? I do not wish

you to parade your rubicundity and gray hairs through the mobs

and assemblies of London; I should think you bestowed them as ill

as on Greatworth; but you might find a few rational creatures

here, who are heartily tired of what are called our pleasures,

and who would be glad to have you in their chimney-corner. There

you might have found me any time this fortnight; I have been

dying of the worst and longest cold I ever had in my days, and

have been blooded, and taken James's powder to no purpose. I

look almost like the skeleton that Frederick found in the

oratory;(760) my only comfort was, that I should have owed my

death to the long day in the House of Commons, and have perished

with Our liberties; but I think I am getting the better of my

martyrdom, and shall live to See you; nay, I shall not be gone to

Paris. As I design that journey for the term of my figuring in

the world, I would fain wind up my politics too, and quit all

public ties together. As I am not old yet, and have an excellent

though delicate constitution, I may promise myself some agreeable

years, if I could detach myself from all connexions, but with a

very few persons that I value. Oh, with what joy I could bid

adieu to loving and hating; to crowds, public places, great

dinners, visits; and above all, to the House of Commons; but pray

mind when I retire, it shall only be to London and Strawberry

Hill--in London one can live as one will, and at Strawberry I

will live as I will. Apropos, my good old tenant Franklin is

dead, and I am in possession of his cottage, which will be a

delightfully additional plaything at Strawberry. I shall be

violently tempted to stick in a few cypresses and lilacs there

before I go to Paris. I don't know a jot of news: I have been a

perfect hermit this fortnight, and buried in Runic poetry and

Danish wars. In short, I have been deep in a late history of

Denmark, written by one Mallet, a Frenchman,(761) a sensible man,

but I cannot say he has the art of making a very tiresome subject

agreeable. There are six volumes, and I am stuck fast in the

fourth.

Lord Byron's trial I hear is to be in May. If you are curious

about it, I can secure you a ticket for Lord Lincoln's gallery.

The Antiquarian Society have got Goody Carlisle(762) for their

president, and I suppose she will sit upon a Saxon chalkstone

till the return of King Arthur. Adieu!

(760) An allusion to the scene in the last chapter of his Castle

of Otranto.- E.

(761) Paul Henry Mallet was born at Geneva in 1731, and was for

some time professor of history in his native city. He afterwards

became professor royal of the belles lettres at Copenhagen. The

introduction to his History of Denmark was afterwards translated

by Dr. Percy, under the title of Northern Antiquities, including

the Edda.-E.

(762) Dr. Charles Lyttelton, Bishop of Carlisle. See ant`e, p.

207, letter 149. On his death, in 1768, he made a very valuable

bequest of manuscripts and printed books to the Society.-E.

Letter 242 To The Rev. Mr. Cole.

Strawberry Hill, Feb. 28, 1765. (page 377)

Dear sir,

As you do not deal with newspapers, nor trouble Yourselves with

occurrences of modern times, you may perhaps conclude from what I

have told you, and from my silence, that I am in France. This

will tell you that I am not; though I have been long thinking of

it, and still intend it, though not exactly yet. My silence I

must lay on this uncertainty, and from having been much out of

order above a month with a very bad cold and cough, for which I

am come hither to try change of air. Your brother Apthorpe, who

was so good as to call upon me about a fortnight ago in town,

found me too hoarse to speak to him. We both asked one another

the same question--news of you?

I have lately had an accession to my territory here, by the death

of good old Franklin, to whom I had given for his life the lease

of the cottage and garden cross the road. Besides a little

pleasure in planting, and in crowding it with flowers, I intend

to make, what I am sure you are antiquarian enough to approve, a

bower, though your friends the abbots did not indulge in such

retreats, at least not under that appellation: but though we love

the same ages, you must excuse worldly me for preferring the

romantic scenes of antiquity. If you will tell me how to send

it, and are partial enough to me to read a profane work in the

style of former centuries, I shall convey to you a little

story-book, which I published some time ago, though not boldly

with my own name: but it has succeeded so well, that I do not any

longer entirely keep the secret. Does the title, The Castle of

Otranto(763) tempt you? I shall be glad to hear you are well and

happy.

(763) In the first edition of this work, of which but very few

copies were printed, the title ran thus:--"The Castle of Otranto,

a Story, translated by William Marshal, Gent., from the original

Italian of onuphrio Muralto, Canon of the church of St. Nicholas

at Otranto. London: printed for Thomas Lownds, in Fleet Street,

1765."-E.

Letter 243 To The Rev. Mr. Cole.

Strawberry Hill, March 9, 1765. (page 378)

Dear sir,

I had time to write but a short note with the Castle of Otranto,

as your messenger called on me at four o'clock, as I was going to

go abroad. Your partiality to me and Strawberry have, I hope,

inclined you to excuse the wildness of the story. You will even

have found some traits to put you in mind of this

place.(764)--When you read of the Picture quitting its

panel,(765) did not you recollect the portrait of Lord Falkland,

all in white, in my gallery? Shall I even confess to you, what

was the origin of this romance! I waked one morning, in the

beginning of last June, from a dream, of which, all I could

recover was, that I had thought myself in an ancient castle, (a

very natural dream for a head filled like mine with Gothic

story,) and that on the uppermost bannister of a great staircase

I saw a gigantic hand in armour. In the evening I sat down, and

began to write, without knowing in the least what I intended to

say or relate. The work grew on my hands, and I grew fond of

it--add, that. I was very glad to think of any thing, rather

than politics. In short, I was so engrossed with my tale, which

I completed in less than two months, that one evening, I wrote

from the time I had drunk my tea, about six o'clock, till after

one in the morning when my hand and fingers were so weary, that

I- could not hold my pen to finish the sentence, but left Matilda

and Isabella talking, in the middle of a paragraph. You will

laugh at my earnestness; but if I have amused you by retracing

with any fidelity the manners of ancient days, I am content, and

give you leave to think me as idle as you please.

You are, as you have long been to me, exceedingly kind, and I

should, with great satisfaction, embrace your offer of visiting

the solitude of Bleckely, though my cold is in a manner gone, and

my cough quite, if I was at liberty: but as I am preparing for my

French journey, and have forty businesses upon my hands, and can

only now and then purloin a day, or half a day, to come hither.

You know I am not cordially disposed to your French journey,

which is much more serious, as it is to be much more lasting.

However, though I may suffer by your absence, I would not

dissuade what may suit your inclination and circumstances. One

thing, however, has struck me, which I must mention, though it

would depend on a circumstance, that would give me the most real

concern. It was suggested to me by that real fondness I have for

your MSS. for your kindness about which I feel the utmost

gratitude. You would not, I think, leave them behind you: and

are you aware of the danger you would run, If, you settled

entirely in France? Do You know that the King of France is heir

to all strangers who die in his dominions, by what they call the

Droit d'Aubaine. Sometimes by great interest and favour, persons

have obtained a remission of this right in their lifetime: and

yet that, even that, has not secured their effects from being

embezzled. Old Lady Sandwich(766) had obtained this remission,

and yet, though she left every thing to the present lord, her

grandson, a man for whose rank one should have thought they would

have had regard, the King's officers forced themselves into her

house, after her death, and plundered. You see, if you go, I

shall expect to have your MSS. deposited with me. Seriously, you

must leave them in safe custody behind you.

Lord Essex's trial is printed with the State Trials. In return

for your obliging offer, I can acquaint you with a delightful

publication of this winter, a Collection of Old Ballads and

Poetry, in three volumes, many from Pepys's Collection at

Cambridge.(767) There were three such published between thirty

and forty years ago, but very carelessly, and wanting many in

this set: indeed, there were others, a looser sort,(768) which

the present editor, who is a clergyman, thought it decent to

omit.

When you go into Cheshire, and upon your ramble, may I trouble

you with a commission? but about which you must promise me not to

go a Step Out of your way. Mr. Bateman has got a cloister at Old

Windsor, furnished with ancient wooden chairs, most of them

triangular, but all of various patterns, and carved and turned in

the most uncouth and whimsical forms. He picked them up one by

one, for two, three, five, or six shillings apiece from different

farmhouses in Herefordshire. I have long envied and coveted

them. There may be such in poor cottages, in so neighbouring a

county as Cheshire. I should not grudge any expense for purchase

or carriage; and should be glad even of a couple such for my

cloister here. When you are copying inscriptions in a churchyard

in any village, think of me, and step into the first cottage you

see--but don't take further trouble than that.

I long to know what your bundle of manuscripts from Cheshire

contains.

My bower is determined, but not at all what it is to be. Though

I write romances, I cannot tell how to build all that belongs to

them. Madame Danois, in the Fairy Tales, used to tapestry them

with jonquils; but as that furniture will not last above a

fortnight in the year, I shall prefer something more huckaback.

I have decided that the outside shall be of treillage, which,

however, I shall not commence, till I have again seen some of old

Louis's old-fashioned Galanteries at Versailles. Rosamond's

bower, you, and I, and Tom Hearne know, was a labyrinth:(769) but

as my territory will admit of a very short clew, I lay aside all

thoughts of a mazy habitation: though a bower is very different

from an arbour, and must have more chambers than one. In short,

I both know, and don't know, what it should be. I am almost

afraid I must go and read Spenser, and wade through his

allegories, and drawling stanzas, to get at a picture. But, good

night! you see how one gossips, when one is alone, and at quiet

on one's own dunghill!--Well! it may be trifling; yet it is such

trifling as Ambition never is happy enough to know! Ambition

orders palaces, but it is Content that chats for a page or two

over a bower. Yours ever.

(764) "As, in his model of a Gothic modern mansion, Mr. Walpole

had studiously endeavoured to fit to the purpose of modern

convenience or luxury the rich, varied, and complicated tracery

and carving of the ancient cathedral, so, in the Castle of

Otranto, it was his object to unite the marvellous turn of

incident and imposing tone of chivalry exhibited in the ancient

romance, with that accurate display of human character and

contrast of feelings and passions, which is, or ought to be,

delineated in the modern novel." Sir Walter Scott; Prose Works,

vol. iii. p. 307.-E.

(765) The forms of the grim knight and pictured saint

Look living in the moon; and as you turn

Backward and forward, to the echoes faint

Of your own footsteps--voices from the urn

Appear to wake, and shadows wild and quaint

Start from the frames which fence their aspects stern,

As if to ask how you can dare to keep

A vigil there, where all but death should sleep."

Don Juan, c. xvi. st. 18.-E.

(766) Elizabeth, second daughter of John Wilmot Earl of

Rochester, and sister and co-heiress of Charles third Earl, and

widow of Edward Montagu third Earl of Sandwich, who died 20th of

October, 1729.-E.

(767) Edited by the Rev. Thomas Percy, fellow of St. John's

College, Oxford, and afterwards Bishop of Dromore. "The reviver

of minstrel poetry in Scotland was the venerable Bishop of

Dromore, who, in 1765, published his elegant collection of heroic

ballads, songs, and pieces of early poetry under the title of

'Reliques Of Ancient English Poetry.' The plan of the work was

adjusted in concert with Mr. Shenstone, but we own we cannot

regret that the execution of it devolved upon Dr. Percy alone; of

whose labours, as an editor, it might be said, 'Nihil quod

tetigit non ornavit.'" Sir W. Scott. Prose Works, vol. xvii. P.

120.-E.

(768) The work was entitled "A Collection of Old Ballads,

corrected from the best and most ancient copies extant, with

Introductions, historical, critical, or humorous." Sir Walter

Scott observes, that the editor was an enthusiast in the cause of

old poetry, and selected his matter without much regard to

decency, as will appear from the following singular preface to

one or two indelicate pieces of humour:--"One of the greatest

complaints made by the ladies against the first volume of our

collection, and, indeed, the only one which has reached my ears,

is the want of merry songs. I believe I may give a pretty good

guess at what they call mirth in such pieces as These, and shall

endeavour to satisfy them." Prose Works, vol. xvii. p. 122.-E.

(769) The Bower of Rosamond is said, or rather fabled, to have

been a retreat built at Woodstock by Henry II. for the safe

residence of his mistress, Rosamond Clifford; the approaches of

which were so intricate, that it could not be entered without the

guidance of a thread, which the King always kept in his own

possession. His Queen, Eleanor, having, however, gained

possession of the thread, obtained access to, and speedily

destroyed her fair rival.-E.

Letter 244 To Monsieur Elie De Beaumont.(770)

Strawberry Hill, March 18, 1765. (page 381)

Sir,

When I had the honour of seeing you here, I believe I told you

that I had written a novel, in which I was flattered to find that

I had touched an effusion of the heart in a manner similar to a

passage in the charming letters of the Marquis de Roselle.(771) I

have since that time published my little story, but was so

diffident of its merit, that I gave it as a translation from the

Italian. Still I should not have ventured to offer it to so

great a mistress of the passions as Madame de Beaumont, if the

approbation of London, that is, of a country to which she and

you, Sir, are so good as to be partial, had not encouraged me to

send it to you. After I have talked of the passions, and the

natural effusion-, of the heart, how will you be surprised to

find a narrative of the most improbable and absurd adventures!

How will you be amazed to hear that a country of whose good sense

you have an opinion should have applauded so wild a tale! But

you must remember, Sir, that whatever good sense we have, we are

not yet in any light chained down to precepts and inviolable

laws. All that Aristotle or his superior commentators, your

authors, have taught us, has not yet subdued us to regularity: we

still prefer the extravagant beauties of Shakspeare and Milton to

the cold and well-disciplined merit of Addison, and even to the

sober and correct march of Pope. Nay, it was but t'other day

that we were transported to hear Churchill rave in numbers less

chastised than Dryden's, but still in numbers like Dryden's.(772)

You will not, I hope, think I apply these mighty names to my own

case with any vanity, when it is only their enormities that I

quote, and that in defence, not of myself' but of my countrymen,

who have good-humour enough to approve the visionary scenes and

actors in the Castle of Otranto.

To tell you the truth, it was not so much my intention to recall

the exploded marvels of ancient romance, as to blend the

wonderful of old stories with the natural of modern novels. The

world is apt to wear out any plan whatever; and if the Marquis de

Roselle had not appeared, I should have been inclined to say,

that that species had been exhausted. Madame de Beaumont must

forgive me if I add, that Richardson had, to me at least, made

that kind of writing insupportable. I thought the nodus was

become dignus vindice, and that a god, at least a ghost, was

absolutely necessary to frighten us out of too much senses. When

I had so wicked a design, no wonder if the execution was

answerable. If I make you laugh, for I cannot flatter myself

that I shall make you cry, I shall be content; at least I shall

be satisfied, till I have the pleasure of seeing you, with

putting you in mind of, Sir, your, etc.

P. S. The passage I alluded to in the beginning of my letter is

where Matilda owns her passion to Hippolita. I mention it, as I

fear so unequal a similitude would not strike Madame de Beaumont.

(770) M. Elie de Beaumont was

admitted an advocate at the French bar in 1762. The weakness of

his voice militated against his success as a pleader, but the

beauty and eloquence with which he drew up his M`emoires, and

especially the one in favour of the unfortunate Calas family,

gained him great reputation. He was born in 1732, and died in

1786.-E.

(771) A French epistolary novel written by Madame Elie de

Beaumont. She also wrote the third part of "Anecdotes de la Cour

et du R`egne de Edouard II." She was born at Caen in 1729, and

died in 1783.-E.

(772) "Churchill," observes Mr. Campbell, in his Specimens of the

British Poets, " may be ranked as a satirist immediately after

Pope and Dryden, with perhaps a greater share of humour than

either. He has the bitterness of Pope, with less wit to atone

for it; but no mean share of the free manner and energetic

plainness of Dryden," Vol. vi. P. 5.-E.

Letter 245 To The Earl Of Hertford.

Arlington Street, March 28, 1765. (page 382)

Three weeks are a great while, my dear lord, for me to have been

without writing to you; but besides that I have passed many days

at Strawberry, to cure my cold (which it has done), there has

nothing happened worth sending across the sea. Politics have

dozed, and common events been fast asleep. Of Guerchy's

affair,(773) you probably know more than I do; it is now

forgotten. I told him I had absolute proof of his innocence, for

I was sure, that if he had offered money for assassination, the

men who swear against him would have taken it.

The King has been very seriously ill,; and in great danger. I

would not alarm you, as there were hopes when he was at the

worst. I doubt he is not free yet from his complaint, as the

humour fallen on his breast still oppresses him. They talk of

his having a levee next week, but he has not appeared in public,

and the bills are passed by commission; but he rides out. The

Royal Family have suffered like us mortals; the Duke of

Gloucester has had a fever, but I believe his chief complaint is

of a youthful kind. Prince Frederick is thought to be in a deep

consumption; and for the Duke of Cumberland, next post will

probably certify you of his death, as he is relapsed, and there

are no hopes Of him. He fell into his lethargy again, and when

they waked him, he said he did not know whether he could call

himself obliged to them.

I dined two days ago at Monsieur de Guerchy's, with the Comte de

Caraman,(774) who brought me your letter. He seems a very

agreeable Man, and you may be sure, for Your sake, and Madame de

Mirepoix's, no civilities in my power shall be wanting. I have

not yet seen Schouvaloff,(775) about whom one has more

curiosity--it is an opportunity of gratifying that passion which

one can so seldom do in Personages of his historic nature,

especially remote foreigners. I wish M. de Caraman had brought

the "Siege of Calais,"(776) which he tells me is printed, though

your account has a little abated my impatience. They tell us the

French comedians are to act at Calais this summer--is it possible

they can be so absurd, or think us so absurd as to go thither, if

we would not go further? I remember, at Rheims, they believed

that English ladies went to Calais to drink champagne!--is this

the suite of that belief? I was mightily pleased with the Duc de

Choiseul's answer to the Clairon;(777) but when I hear of the

French admiration of Garrick, it takes off something of my wonder

at the prodigious admiration of him at home. I never could

conceive the marvellous merit of repeating the words of other's

in one's own language with propriety, however well delivered.

Shakspeare is not more admired for writing his plays, than

Garrick for acting them. I think him a very good and very

various player--but several have pleased me more, though I allow

not in so many parts. Quin in Falstaff, was as excellent as

Garrick in Lear. Old Johnson far more natural in every thing he

attempted. Mrs. Porter and your Dumesnil surpassed him in

passionate tragedy; Cibber and O'Brien were what Garrick could

never reach, coxcombs, and men of fashion.(778) Mrs. Clive is at

least as perfect in low comedy--and Yet to me, Ranger was the

part that suited Garrick the best of all he ever performed. He

was a poor Lothario, a ridiculous Othello, inferior to Quin(779)

in Sir John Brute and Macbeth, and to Cibber in Bayes, and a

woful Lord Hastings and Lord Townley. Indeed, his Bayes was

original, but not the true part: Cibber was the burlesque of a

great poet, as the part was designed, but Garrick made it a

Garretteer. The town did not like him in Hotspur, and yet I don't

know whether he did not succeed in it beyond all the rest. Sir

Charles Williams and Lord Holland thought so too, and they were

no bad judges. I am impatient to see the Clairon, and certainly

will, as I have promised, though I have not fixed my day. But do

you know you alarm me! There was a time when I was a match for

Madame de Mirepoix at pharaoh, to any hour of the night, and

believe did play, with her five nights in a week till three and

four in the morning--but till eleven o'clock to-morrow morning-

-Oh! that is a little too much even at loo. Besides, I shall not

go to Paris for pharaoh--if I play all night, how shall I see

every thing all day?

Lady Sophia Thomas has received the Baume de vie, for she gives

you a thousand thanks, and I ten thousand.

We are extremely amused with the wonderful histories of your

hyena(780) in the Gevaudan: but our fox-hunters despise you: it

is exactly the enchanted monster of old romances. If I had known

its history a few months ago, I believe it would have appeared in

the Castle of Otranto,--the success of which has, at last,

brought me to own it, though the wildness of it made me terribly

afraid: but it was comfortable to have it please so much, before

any mortal suspected the author: indeed, it met with too much

honour far, for at first it was universally believed to be Mr.

Gray's. As all the first impression is sold, I am hurrying out

another, with a new preface, which I will send you.

There is not so much delicacy of wit as in M. de Choiseul's

speech to the Clairon, but I think the story I am going to tell

you in return, will divert you as much: there was a vast assembly

at Marlborough-house, and a throng in the doorway. My Lady

Talbot said, "Bless me! I think this is like the Straits of

Thermopylae!" My Lady Northumberland replied, "I don't know what

Street that is, but I wish I could get my - through." I hope you

admire the contrast. Adieu! my dear lord! Yours ever.

(773) This alludes, it is presumed, to a bill of indictment which

was found in the beginning of March, at the sessions at Hick's

Hall, against the Count de Guerchy, for the absurd charge of a

conspiracy to murder D'Eon.-C.

(774) Probably fran`cois Joseph, Count de Caraman, who married a

Princess de Chimay, heiress of the house of Benin, niece of

Madame de Mirepoix.-C.

(775) He had been favourite to the Empress Catherine; and, as Mr.

Walpole elsewhere says, "a favourite without an enemy."-C.

(776) A tragedy by M. du Belloy, which, with little other merit

than its anti-Anglicism, (which, in all times, has passed in

France for patriotism,) "faisait fureur" at this time.-C.

(777) Mademoiselle Clairon was at this moment in such vogue on

the French stage, that her admirers struck a medal in honour of

her, and wore it as a kind of order. A critic of the name of

Fr`eron, however, did not partake these sentiments, and drew, in

his journal, an injurious character of Mademoiselle Clairon.

This insult so outraged the tragedy queen, that she and her

admirers moved heaven and earth to have Fr`ron sent to the

Bastile, and, failing in her solicitation to the inferior

departments, she at last had recourse to the prime-minister, the

Duke of Choiseul, himself. His answer, which Lord Hertford, no

doubt, had communicated to Mr. Walpole, was admired for its

polite persiflage of her theatric Majesty. "I am," said the Duke,

"like yourself, a public performer, with this difference in your

favour, that you choose the parts you please, and are sure to be

crowned with the applause of the public (for I reckon as nothing

the bad taste of one or two wretched individuals who have the

misfortune of not admiring you). I, on the other hand, am

obliged to act the parts imposed on me by necessity. I am sure to

please nobody; I am satirized, criticised, libelled, hissed,--yet

I continue to do my best. Let us both, then, sacrifice our

little resentments and enmities to the public service, and serve

our country each in our own station. Besides," he added, "the

Queen has condescended to forgive Fr`eron, and you may,

therefore, without compromising your dignity, imitate her

Majesty's clemency." M`emoires de Bachaumont, t. i. p. 61. Such

were the miserable intrigues and squabbles, and such the examples

of ministerial pleasantry and prudence which occupied and amused

the Parisian public!--this; is but a straw to show which way the

wind blew; but such instances moderate our surprise and our

sorrow at the storm which followed.-C.

(778) There was some little personal pique in Mr. Walpole's

opinion of Garrick; yet it would be difficult to imagine a more

forcible eulogium on that great actor than is here inadvertently

pronounced, when, in order to find an equivalent for him, Mr.

Walpole is obliged to bring together old Johnson and Colley

Cibber, Quin and Clive, Porter and Dumesnil--two nations, two

generations, and both sexes.-C.

(779) "In Brute he shone unequalled; all agree

Garrick's not half so great a brute as he." Rosciad.-E.

(780) A wolf of enormous size, and, in some respects, irregular

conformation, which for a long time ravaged the Gevaudan; it was,

soon after the date of this letter, killed, and Mr. Walpole saw

it in Paris.-C.

Letter 246 To George Montagu, Esq.

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