A MADAME DUSSON.

Ne feignez point, Iris, de ne pas nous entendre

Cc que vous inspirez, en Grec doit se comprendre.

On vous l'a dit d'abord en Hollandois,

Et dans on langage plus tendre

Paris vous l'a repet`e mille fois.

C'est de nos coeurs l'expression sinc`ere;

En tout climat, Iris, & toute heure, en tous lieux,

Par tout o`u brilleront vos yeux,

Vous apprendrez combien ils s`cavent plaire.

(287) La Comtesse de Boufflers, a lady of some literary

pretensions, and celebrated as the intimate friend of the Prince

de Conti, to whom she is said to have been united by a marriage

de la main gauche. During her stay in England she paid a visit

to Dr. Johnson, of which Mr. Beauclerk gave the following account

to Boswell:--"When Madame de Boufflers was first in England, she

was desirous to see Johnson; I accordingly went with her to his

chambers in the Temple, where she was entertained with his

conversation for some time. When our visit was over, she and I

left him, and were got into Inner-Temple-lane, when all at once I

heard a voice like thunder. This was occasioned by Johnson, who,

it seem,;, upon a little reflection, had taken it into his head

that he ought to have done the honours of his literary residence

to a foreign lady of quality, and, eager to show himself a man of

gallantry, was hurrying down the staircase in violent agitation.

He overtook us before we reached the Temple gate, and brushing in

between me and Madame de Boufflers, seized her hand and conducted

her to her coach. His dress was a rusty-brown morning suit, a

pair of old shoes by way of slippers, a little shrivelled wig

sticking on the top of his head, and the sleeves of his shirt and

the knees of his breeches hanging loose. A considerable crowd of

people gathered round, and were not a little struck by this

singular appearance."-E.

(288) The Chevalier D'Eon, secretary to the Duke de Nivernois,

the French ambassador, and, upon the Duke's return to France,

appointed minister plenipotentiary. On the Comte de Guerchy

being some time afterwards nominated ambassador, the Chevalier

was ordered to resume his secretaryship; at which he was so much

mortified that he libelled the Comte, for which he was indicted

and found guilty in the court of king's bench, in July 1764. For

a further account of this extraordinary personage, see post,

letter 181 to Lord Hertford, of the 25th of November.-E.

(289) Duclos's History of Louis XI. appeared in 1743. He was

also the author of several ingenious novels, and had a large

share in the Dictionary of the Academy. After his death, which

took place in 1772, his Secret Memoirs of the Courts of Louis

XIV. and Louis XV. appeared. Rousseau describes him as a man

"droit et adroit;" and D'Alembert said of him, "De tons les

hommes que je connais, c'est lui qui a le plus d'esprit dans un

temps donn`e."-E.

(290) Secretary to the Duc de Nivernois.

(291) Sister of Lord Chatham, whom she strikingly resembled in

features as well as in talent. She was remarkable, even to old

age, for decision of character and sprightliness of conversation.

She died in 1780.-E.

Letter 158 To The Hon. H. S. Conway.

Arlington Street, May 21, 1763. (page 221)

You have now seen the celebrated Madame de Boufflers. I dare say

you could in that short time perceive that she is agreeable, but

I dare say too that you will agree with me that vivacity is by no

means the partage of the French--bating the `etourderie of the

mousquetaires and of a high-dried petit-maitre or two, they

appear to me more lifeless than Germans. I cannot comprehend how

they came by the character of a lively people. Charles Townshend

has more sal volatile in him than the whole nation. Their King

is taciturnity itself, Mirepoix was a walking mummy, Nivernois

his about as much life as a sick favourite child, and M. Dusson

is a good-humoured country gentleman, who has been drunk the day

before, and is upon his good behaviour. If I have the gout next

year, and am thoroughly humbled by it again, I will go to Paris,

that I may be upon a level with them: at present, I am trop fou

to keep them company. Mind, I do not insist that, to have

spirits, a nation should be as frantic as poor Fanny Pelham, as

absurd as the Duchess of Queensbury, or as dashing as the Virgin

Chudleigh. Oh, that you had been' at her ball t'other night!

History could never describe it and keep its countenance. The

Queen's real birthday, you know, is not kept: this maid of honour

kept it--nay, while the court is in mourning, expected people to

be out of mourning; the Queen's family really was so, Lady

Northumberland having desired leave for them. A scaffold was

erected in Hyde-park for fireworks. To show the illuminations

without to more advantage, the company were received in an

apartment totally dark, where they remained for two hours. If

they gave rise to any more birthdays, who could help it? The

fireworks were fine, and succeeded well. On each side of the

court were two large scaffolds for the Virgin's tradespeople.

When the fireworks ceased, a large scene was lighted in the

court, representing their majesties; on each side of which were

six obelisks, painted with emblems, and illuminated; mottoes

beneath in Latin and English: 1. For the Prince of Wales, a ship,

Mullorum spes. 2. For the Princess Dowager, a bird of paradise,

and two little ones, meos ad sidera tollo. People smiled. 3.

Duke of York, a temple, Virtuti et honori. 4. Princess Augusta, a

bird of paradise, Non habet paren--unluckily this was translated,

I have no peer. People laughed out, considering where this was

exhibited. 5. The three younger princes, an orange tree,

Promiiuit et dat. 6. the younger princesses, the flower

crown-imperial. I forget the Latin: the translation was silly

enough, Bashful in youth, graceful in age. The lady of the house

made many apologies for the poorness of the performance, which

she said was only oil-paper, painted by one of her servants; but

it really was fine and pretty. The Duke of Kingston was in a

frock coat come chez lui. Behind the house was a cenotaph for

the Princess Elizabeth, a kind of illuminated cradle; the motto,

All the honours the dead can receive. This burying-ground was a

strange codicil to a festival, and, what was more strange, about

one in the morning, this sarcophagus burst out into crackers and

guns. The Margrave of Anspach began the ball with the Virgin.

The supper was most sumptuous.

You ask, when I propose to be at Park-place. I ask, shall not

you come to the Duke of Richmond's masquerade, which is the 6th

of June? I cannot well be with you till towards the end of that

month.

The enclosed is a letter which I wish you to read attentively, to

give me your opinion upon it, and return it. It is from a

sensible friend of mine in Scotland,(292) who has lately

corresponded with me on the enclosed subjects, which I little

understand; but I promised to communicate his ideas to George

Grenville, if he would state them-are they practicable? I wish

much that something could be done for those brave soldiers and

sailors, who will all come to the gallows, unless some timely

provision can be made for them. The former part of his letter

relates to a Grievance he complains of, that men who have not

served are admitted into garrisons, and then into our hospitals,

which were designed for meritorious sufferers. Adieu!

(292) Sir David Dalrymple. See ant`e, p. 215, letter 154.-E.

Letter 159 To The Hon. H. S. Conway.

Arlington Street, Saturday evening. (May 28, 1763.] (page 223)

No, indeed, I cannot consent to your being a dirty

Philander.(293) Pink and white, and white and pink and both as

greasy as if you had gnawed a leg of a fowl on the stairs of the

Haymarket with a bunter from the Cardigan's Head! For Heaven's

sake don't produce a tight rose-coloured thigh, unless you intend

to prevent my Lord Bute's return from Harrowgate. Write, the

moment you receive this, to your tailor to get you a sober purple

domino as I have done, and it will make you a couple of

summer-waistcoats.

In the next place, have your ideas a little more correct about us

of times past. We did not furnish ou cottages with chairs of ten

guineas apiece. Ebony for a farmhouse!(294) So, two hundred

years hence some man of taste will build a hamlet in the style of

George the Third, and beg his cousin Tom Hearne to get him some

chairs for it of mahogany gilt, and covered with blue damask.

Adieu! I have not a minute's time more.

(293) At the masquerade given by the Duke of Richmond on the 6th

of June at his house in Privy-garden.

(294) Mr. Conway was at this time fitting up a little building

at Park-place, called the Cottage, for which he had consulted Mr.

Walpole on the propriety of ebony chairs.

Letter 160 To George Montagu, Esq.

Huntingdon, May 30, 1763. (page 223)

As you interest yourself about Kimbolton, I begin my journal of

two days here. But I must set Out With owning, that I believe I

am the first man that ever went sixty miles to an auction. As I

came for ebony, I have been up to my chin in ebony; there is

literally nothing but ebony in the house; all the other goods. if

there were any, and I trust my Lady Convers did not sleep upon

ebony mattresses, are taken away. There are two tables and

eighteen chairs, all made by the Hallet of two hundred years ago.

These I intend to have; for mind, the auction does not begin till

Thursday. There are more plebeian chairs of the same materials,

but I have left commission for only the true black blood. Thence

I went to Kimbolton,(295) and asked to see the house. A kind

footman, who in his zeal to open the chaise pinched half my

finger off, said he would call the housekeeper: but a groom of

the chambers insisted on my visiting their graces; and as I vowed

I did not know them, he said they were in the great apartment,

that all the rest was in disorder and altering, and would let me

see nothing. This was the reward of my first lie. I returned to

my inn or alehouse, and instantly received a message from the

Duke to invite me to the castle. I was quite undressed, and

dirty with my journey, and unacquainted with the Duchess--yet was

forced to go--Thank the god of dust, his grace was dirtier than

me. He was extremely civil, and detected me to the groom of the

chambers--asked me if I had dined. I said yes--lie the second.

He pressed me to take a bed there. I hate to be criticised at a

formal supper by a circle of stranger-footmen, and protested I

was to meet a gentleman at Huntingdon to-night. the Duchess and

Lady Caroline(296) came in from walking; and to disguise my not

having dined, for it was past six, I drank tea with them. The

Duchess is much altered, and has a bad short cough. I pity

Catherine of Arragon(297) for living at Kimbolton: I never saw an

uglier spot. The fronts are not so bad as I expected, by not

being so French as I expected; but have no pretensions to beauty,

nor even to comely ancient ugliness. The great apartment is

truly noble, and almost all the portraits good, of what I saw;

for many are not hung up, and half of those that are, my lord

Duke does not know. The Earl of Warwick is delightful; the Lady

Mandeville, attiring herself in her wedding garb, delicious. The

Prometheus is a glorious picture, the eagle as fine as my statue.

Is not it by Vandyck? The Duke told me that Mr. Spence found out

it was by Titian--but critics in poetry I see are none in

painting. This was all I was shown, for I was not even carried

into the chapel. The walls round the house are levelling, and I

saw nothing without doors that tempted me to taste. So I made my

bow, hurried to my inn, snapped up my dinner, lest I should again

be detected, and came hither, where I am writing by a great fire,

and give up my friend the east wind, which I have long been

partial to for the Southeast's sake, and in contradiction to the

west, for blowing perpetually and bending all one's plantations.

To-morrow I see Hinchinbrook(298)--and London. Memento, I

promised the Duke that you should come and write on all his

portraits. Do, as you honour the blood of Montagu! Who is the

man in the picture with Sir Charles Goring, where a page is tying

the latter's scarf? And who are the ladies in the double

half-lengths?

Arlington Street, May 31.

Well! I saw Hinchinbrook this morning. Considering it is in

Huntingdonshire, the situation is not so ugly nor melancholy as I

expected; but I do not conceive what provoked so many of your

ancestors to pitch their tents in that triste country, unless the

Capulets(299) loved fine prospects. The house of Hinchinbrook is

most comfortable, and just what I like; old, spacious, irregular,

yet not vast or forlorn. I believe much has been done since you

saw it--it now only wants an apartment, for in no part of it are

there above two chambers together. The furniture has much

simplicity, not to say too much; some portraits tolerable, none I

think fine. When this lord gave Blackwood the head of the

Admiral' that I have now, he left himself not one so good. The

head he kept is very bad: the whole-length is fine, except the

face of it. There is another of the Duke of Cumberland by

Reynolds, the colours of which are as much changed as the

original is to the proprietor. The garden is wondrous small, the

park almost smaller, and no appearance of territory. The whole

has a quiet decency that seems adapted to the Admiral after his

retirement, or to Cromwell before his exaltation. I returned

time enough for the opera; observing all the way I came the proof

of the duration of this east wind, for on the west side the

blossoms were so covered with dust one could not distinguish

them; on the eastern hand the hedges were white in all the pride

of May. Good night!

Wednesday, June 1.

My letter is a perfect diary. There has been a sad alarm in the

kingdom of white satin and muslin. The Duke of Richmond was

seized last night with a sore throat and fever; and though he is

much better to-day, the masquerade of to-morrow night is put off

till Monday. Many a Queen of Scots, from sixty to sixteen, has

been ready to die of the fright. Adieu once more! I think I can

have nothing more to say before the post goes out to-morrow.

(295) The seat of the Duke of Manchester.-E.

(296) Sister of the Duke of Manchester.-E.

(297) Queen Catherine of Arragon, after her divorce from Henry

the Eighth, resided some time in this castle, and died there in

1536.-E.

(298) The seat of the Earl of Sandwich.-E.

(299) As opposing in every thing the Montagus.

Letter 161 To George Montagu, Esq.

Strawberry Hill, June 16, 1763. (page 225)

I do not like your putting off your visit hither for so long.

Indeed, by September the gallery will probably have all its fine

clothes on, and by what have been tried, I think it will look

very well. The fashion of the garments to be sure will be

ancient, but I have given them an air that is very becoming.

Princess Amelia was here last night While I was abroad; and if

Margaret is not too much prejudiced by the guinea left, or by

natural partiality to what servants call our house, I think was

pleased, particularly with the chapel.

As Mountain-George will not come to Mahomet-me, Mahomet-I Must

come to Greatworth. Mr. Chute and I think of visiting you about

the seventeenth of July, if you shall be at home, and nothing

happens to derange our scheme; possibly we may call at Horton; we

certainly shall proceed to Drayton, Burleigh, Fotheringay,

Peterborough, and Ely; and shall like much of your company, all,

or part of the tour. The only present proviso I have to make is

the health of my niece who is at present much out of order, we

think not breeding, and who was taken so ill on Monday, that I

was forced to carry her suddenly to town, where I yesterday left

her better at her father's.

There has been a report that the new Lord Holland was dead at

Paris, but I believe it is not true. I was very indifferent

about it: eight months ago it had been lucky. I saw his jackall

t'other night in the meadows, the secretary at war,(301) so

emptily-important and distilling paragraphs of old news with such

solemnity, that I did not know whether it was a man or the

Utrecht gazette.

(300) Admiral Montagu, first Earl of Sandwich; by Sir Peter Lely.

In early life he was distinguished as a military commander under

the parliamentary banner, and subsequently joint high-admiral of

England; in which capacity, having had sufficient influence to

induce the whole fleet to acknowledge the restored monarchy, he

received the peerage as his reward. Having attained the highest

renown as a naval officer, he fell in the great sea-fight with

the Dutch, off Southwold-bay, on the 28th of May, 1672. Evelyn,

in his diary of the 31st, gives the following high character of

the Earl:--"Deplorable was the loss of that incomparable person,

and my particular friend. He was learned in sea affairs, in

politics, in mathematics, and in music: he had been on divers

embassies, was of a sweet and obliging temper, sober, chaste,

very ingenious, a true nobleman and ornament to the court and his

prince; nor has he left any behind him who approach his many

virtues."-E.

(301) Welbore Ellis, Esq. afterwards Lord Mendip.-E.

Letter 162 To George Montagu, Esq.

Strawberry Hill, July 1, 1763. (page 226)

Mr. chute and I intend to be with you on the seventeenth or

eighteenth; but as we are wandering swains, we do not drive one

nail into one day of the almanack irremovably. Our first stage is

to Bleckley, the parsonage of venerable Cole, the antiquarian of

Cambridge. Bleckley lies by Fenny Stratford; now can you direct

us how to make Horton(302) in our way from Stratford to

Greatworth? If this meander engrosses more time than we propose,

do not be disappointed, and think we shall not come, for we

shall. The journey you must accept as a great sacrifice either

to you or to my promise, for I quit the gallery almost in the

critical minute of consummation. Gilders, carvers, upholsterers,

and picture-cleaners are labouring at their several forges, and I

do not love to trust a hammer or a brush without my own

supervision. This will make my stay very short, but it is a

greater compliment than a month would be at another season and

yet I am not profuse of months. Well, but I begin to be ashamed

of my magnificence; Strawberry is growing Sumptuous in its latter

day; it will scarce be any longer like the fruit of its name, or

the modesty of its ancient demeanour, both which seem to have

been in spencer's prophetic eye when he sung of

"The blushing strawberries

Which lurk, close-shrouded from high-looking eyes,

Showing that sweetness low and hidden lies."

In truth, my collection was too great already to be lodged

humbly; it has extended my walls, and pomp followed. It was a

neat, small house; it now will be a comfortable one, and except

for one fine apartment, does not deviate from its simplicity.

Adieu! I know nothing about the world, and am only Strawberry's

and yours, sincerely.

(302) The seat of the Earl of Halifax.

Letter 163 To Sir David Dalrymple.(303)

Strawberry Hill, July 1, 1763. (page 227)

Perhaps, sir, you have wondered that I have been

so long silent about a scheme,(304) that called for despatch.

The truth is I have had no success. Your whole

plan has been communicated to Mr. Grenville by one whose heart

went with it, going always with what is humane. Mr. Grenville

mentions two objections; one, insuperable as to expedition; the

other, totally so. No crown or public lands could be so disposed

of without an act of parliament. In that case the scheme should

be digested during a war, to take place at the conclusion, and

cannot be adjusted in time for receiving the disbanded. But what

is worse, he hints, Sir, that your good heart has only considered

the practicability with regard to Scotland, where there are no

poor's rates. Here every parish would object to such settlers.

This is the sum of his reply; I am not master

enough of the subject or the nature of it, as to answer either

difficulty. If you can, Sir, I am ready to continue the

intermediate negotiator; but you must furnish me with answers to

these obstacles, before I could hope to make any way even with

any private person. In truth, I am little versed in the subject;

which I own, not to excuse myself from pursuing it if it can be

made feasible, but to prompt you, Sir, to instruct me. Except at

this place, which cannot be called the country, I have scarce

ever lived in the country, and am shamefully ignorant of the

police and domestic laws of my own country. Zeal to do any good,

I have; but I want to be tutored when the operation is at all

complicated. Your knowledge, Sir, may supply my deficiencies; at

least you are sure of a solicitor for your good intentions, in

your, etc.

(303) Now first collected.

(304) See ant`e, p. 215, letter 154.-E.

Letter 164 To The Rev. Mr. Cole.

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