"Nearly murdered ... Mr. Godfrey Tearle (by permission of the
Adelphi Theatre Co.)."--_Daily Telegraph._
A sorry return for Mr. TEARLE'S excellent work.
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"THE FLOODS IN HOLLAND.
General Goethals states that he cannot predict a date for
reopening the Panama Canal on account of the uncertainty of the
movement of the slides."--_North China Daily News._
It looks like an infringement of the Monroe doctrine.
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[Illustration: _Artistic Lady (who has just had her drawing-room
redecorated)._ "Well, cook, what do you think of it?"
_Cook._ "It's a bit bare-like, isn't it, Mum? I dessay I'm
old-fashioned, but I never reely feel an 'ome's an 'ome without a
Haspidisterer."]
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