THEATRICAL MAKE-SHIFTS AND BLUNDERS.

It is a generally received opinion that all stage wardrobes are made up of

tawdry rags, and that the landscapes and palaces that look so charming by

gaslight are but mere daubs by day. But there are wardrobes _and_

wardrobes, scenery and scenery. The dresses used for some great "get up"

at the opera houses, or at the principal London and provincial theatres,

are costly and magnificent; the scenery, although painted for distance and

artificial light, is really the product of artists of talent, and there is

an attention to reality in all the adjuncts that would quite startle the

believers in the tinsel and tawdry view. A millionaire might take a lesson

from the stage drawing-rooms of the Prince of Wales and the Court

theatres, and no cost is spared to procure the _real_ article, whatever it

may be, that is required for the scene. These minutiae of realism, however,

are quite a modern idea, dating no farther back than the days of

Boucicault and Fechter. Splendid scenery and gorgeous dresses for the

legitimate dramas were introduced by John Kemble, and developed to the

utmost extent by Macready and Kean; but it was reserved for the present

decade to lavish the same attention and expenses upon the petite drama.

Half a century ago the property maker manufactured the stage furniture,

the stage books, the candelabra, curtains, cloths, pictures, &c., out of

papier mache and tinsel; and the drawing-room or library of a gentleman's

mansion thus presented bore as much resemblance to the reality as sea-side

furnished lodgings do to a ducal palace. Before the Kemble time a green

baize, a couple of chairs and a table, sufficed for all furnishing

purposes, whether for an inn or a palace.

In these days of "theatrical upholstery," we can scarcely realize the

shabbiness of the stage of the last century. There were a few handsome

suits for the principal actors, but the less important ones were

frequently dressed in costumes that had done service for fifty years,

until they were worn threadbare and frequently in rags. Endeavour to

realise upon the modern stage such a picture as this given by Tate

Wilkinson, of his appearance at Covent Garden as "The Fine Gentleman," in

"Lethe." "A very short old suit of clothes, with a black velvet ground,

and broad, gold flowers as dingy as the twenty-four letters on a piece of

gingerbread; it had not seen the light since the first year Garrick played

'Lothario,' at the theatre. Bedecked in that sable array for the modern

'Fine Gentleman,' and to make the appearance complete, I added an old red

surtout, trimmed with a dingy white fur, and a deep skinned cape of the

same hue, borrowed by old Giffard, I was informed, at Lincoln's Inn Fields

Theatre, to play 'King Lear' in." When West Digges appeared at the

Haymarket as Cardinal Wolsey, it was in the identical dress that Barton

Booth had worn in Queen Anne's time: a close-fitting habit of gilt leather

upon a black ground, black stockings, and black gauntlets. No wonder

Foote, who was in the pit, exclaimed, upon the appearance of this

extraordinary figure, "A Roman sweep on May-day!" When Quin played the

youthful fascinating Chamont, in Otway's "Orphan," he wore a long grisly

half-powdered periwig, hanging low down each side his breast and down his

back, a huge scarlet coat and waistcoat, heavily trimmed with gold, black

velvet breeches, black silk neckcloth, black stockings, a pair of

square-toed shoes, with an old-fashioned pair of stone buckles, stiff

high-topped white gloves, with a broad old scolloped lace hat. Such a

costume upon a personage not in his first youth, and more than inclined to

obesity, must have had an odd effect. But then, as is well known, Garrick

played "Macbeth" in a scarlet coat and powdered wig; John Kemble performed

"Othello" in a full suit of British scarlet regimentals, and even when he

had gone so far as to dress "Macbeth" as a highlander of 1745, wore in his

bonnet a tremendous hearse plume, until Scott plucked it out, and placed

an eagle's feather there in its stead. The costumes of the ladies were

almost more absurd. Whether they appeared as Romans, Greeks, or females of

the Middle Ages, they dressed the same--in the huge hoop, and powdered

hair raised high upon the head, heavy brocaded robes that required two

pages to hold up, without whose assistance they could scarcely have moved;

and servants were dressed quite as magnificently as their mistresses.

In scenery there was no attempt at "sets;" a drop, and a pair of "flats,"

dusty and dim with age, were all the scenic accessories; and two or three

hoops of tallow candles, suspended above the stage, were all that

represented the blaze of gas and lime-light to which we are accustomed.

The candle-snuffer was a theatrical post of some responsibility in those

days. Garrick was the first who used concealed lights. The uncouth

appearance of the stage was rendered still worse on crowded nights by

ranges of seats raised for spectators on each side. The most ridiculous

_contretemps_ frequently resulted from this incongruity. Romeo, sometimes,

when he bore out the body of Juliet from the solitary tomb of the

Capulets, had to almost force his way through a throng of beaux, and

Macbeth and his lady plotted the murder of Duncan amidst a throng of

people.

One night, Hamlet, upon the appearance of the Ghost, threw off his hat, as

usual, preparatory to the address, when a kind-hearted dame, who had heard

him just before complain of its being "very cold," picked it up and

good-naturedly clapped it upon his head again. A similar incident once

happened during the performance of Pizarro. Elvira is discovered asleep

upon a couch, gracefully covered by a rich velvet cloak; Valverde enters,

kneels and kisses her hand; Elvira awakes, rises and lets fall the

covering, and is about to indignantly repulse her unwelcome visitor, when

a timid female voice says: "Please, ma'am, you've dropped your mantle,"

and a timid hand is trying to replace it upon the tragedy queen's

shoulders. Of another kind, but very much worse, was an accident that

befell Mrs. Siddons at Edinburgh, at the hands of another person who

failed to distinguish between the real person and the counterfeit. Just

before going on for the sleep-walking-scene, she had sent a boy for some

porter, but the cue for her entrance was given before he returned. The

house was awed into shuddering silence as, in a terrible whisper, she

uttered the words "Out, out, damned spot!" and with slow mechanical action

rubbed the guilty hands; when suddenly there emerged from the wings a

small figure holding out a pewter pot, and a shrill voice broke the awful

silence with "Here's your porter, mum." Imagine the feelings of the

stately Siddons! The story is very funny to read, but depend upon it the

incident gave her the most cruel anguish.

It is not, however, to the uninitiated outsiders alone we are indebted for

ludicrous stage contretemps; the experts themselves have frequently given

rise to them. All readers of Elia will remember the name of Bensley, one

of "the old actors" upon whom he discourses so eloquently--a grave precise

man, whose composure no accident could ruffle, as the following anecdote

will prove. One night, as he was making his first entrance as Richard

III., at the Dublin Theatre, his wig caught upon a nail in the side scene,

and was dragged off. Catching his hat by the feather, however, he calmly

replaced it as he walked to the centre of the stage, but left his _hair_

still attached to the nail. Quite unmoved by the occurrence, he commenced

his soliloquy; but so rich a subject could not escape the wit of an Irish

audience. "Bensley, darlin'," shouted a voice from the gallery, "put on

your jaisey!" "Bad luck to your politics, will you suffer a _whig_ to be

hung?" shouted another. But the tragedian, deaf to all clamour, never

faltered, never betrayed the least annoyance, spoke the speech to the end,

stalked to the wing, detached the wig from the nail, and made his exit

with it in his hand.

Novices under the influence of stage fright will say and do the most

extraordinary things. Some years ago, I witnessed a laughable incident

during the performance of "Hamlet" at a theatre in the North. Although a

very small part, consisting as it does of only one speech, the "Second

Actor" is a very difficult one, the language being peculiarly cramped. In

the play scene he assassinates the player king by pouring poison into his

ear. The speech preceding the action is as follows:

Thoughts black, hands apt, drugs fit, and time agreeing;

Confederate season, else no creature seeing;

Thou mixture rank, of midnight weeds collected,

With Hecate's ban thrice blasted, thrice infected,

Thy natural magic and dire property

On wholesome life usurp immediately.

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