A KNIGHT-ERRANT.

Sister Baynes came into my room just as I was putting on my out-door

uniform and wanted to know how I was spending my two hours off duty. She is

full of curiosity about--she calls it interest in--other people's affairs.

When I told her I was going out to buy a birthday present she looked rather

stern. Said she:--

"The giving of unnecessary presents has become a luxury which few of us

nowadays think it right to afford."

I didn't answer her because at the moment I could think of no really

adequate reason why Bobbie _should_ have a present, except that I so very

much wanted to give him one. Bobbie is tall and young and red-haired and,

of course, khaki clad. We are going to be married "when the War is over."

I pondered Sister Baynes' words until I reached Oxford Street, and then

forgot them in the interest of choosing the present. For a while I

hesitated between cigarettes and chocolates, and finally decided on the

latter. Bobbie is a perfect pig about sweets. I bought a

comfortable-looking box, ornamented with a St. George, improbably attired

in khaki, slaying a delightful German dragon clad in blue and a Uhlan

helmet. St. George had red hair and a distinct look of Bobbie, which was

one reason why I got him.

[Illustration: THE COMBINATION SCOOTER AND CARPET SWEEPER.

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