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"A subaltern friend of mine landed at Gibraltar for a few hours, and he

was anxious to be able to say that he had been to Spain. So he walked

along the Isthmus to Ceuta, where the British and Spanish sentries

faced one another, and directly the Spanish soldier turned his head he

hopped quickly over into Spain. Then the sentry turned round, and he

hopped back again even more quickly."--_Daily Sketch_.

Those of our readers who have walked from the Gibraltar frontier to Morocco

and back, like the above subaltern, know that it takes some doing.

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"JAMES PHILLIPS, 16, was charged with doing damage to the extent of £4

10s. at a refreshment shop in Hackney belonging to Peter Persico. As he

was kept waiting a little time he broke a plate on the table; then he

put a saucer under his heel and broke it. When remonstrated with he

broke 10 cups and saucers by throwing them at partitions and enamelled

decorations, and overturned a marble table, the top of which he

smashed."--_The Times_.

No doubt he was incited to these naughty deeds by the line, very popular in

Hackney circles, "Persico's odi, puer, apparatus."

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