TELLS OF SOME CURIOUS AND VIGOROUS PECULIARITIES OF THE LOWER ORDERS.

Now it must not be supposed that Mrs Frog, having provided for her baby

and got rid of it, remained thereafter quite indifferent to it. On the

contrary, she felt the blank more than she had expected, and her

motherly heart began to yearn for it powerfully.

To gratify this yearning to some extent, she got into the habit of

paying frequent visits, sometimes by night and sometimes by day, to the

street in which Samuel Twitter lived, and tried to see her baby through

the stone walls of the house! Her eyes being weak, as well as her

imagination, she failed in this effort, but the mere sight of the house

where little Matty was, sufficed to calm her maternal yearnings in some

slight degree.

By the way, that name reminds us of our having omitted to mention that

baby Frog's real name was Matilda, and her pet name Matty, so that the

name of Mita, fixed on by the Twitters, was not so wide of the mark as

it might have been.

One night Mrs Frog, feeling the yearning strong upon her, put on her

bonnet and shawl--that is to say, the bundle of dirty silk, pasteboard,

and flowers which represented the one, and the soiled tartan rag that

did duty for the other.

"Where are ye off to, old woman?" asked Ned, who, having been recently

successful in some little "job," was in high good humour.

"I'm goin' round to see Mrs Tibbs, Ned. D'you want me?"

"No, on'y I'm goin' that way too, so we'll walk together."

Mrs Frog, we regret to say, was not particular as to the matter of

truth. She had no intention of going near Mrs Tibbs, but, having

committed herself, made a virtue of necessity, and resolved to pay that

lady a visit.

The conversation by the way was not sufficiently interesting to be

worthy of record. Arrived at Twitter's street an idea struck Mrs Frog.

"Ned," said she, "I'm tired."

"Well, old girl, you'd better cut home."

"I think I will, Ned, but first I'll sit down on this step to rest a

bit."

"All right, old girl," said Ned, who would have said the same words if

she had proposed to stand on her head on the step--so easy was he in his

mind as to how his wife spent her time; "if you sit for half-an-hour or

so I'll be back to see you 'ome again. I'm on'y goin' to Bundle's shop

for a bit o' baccy. Ain't I purlite now? Don't it mind you of the

courtin' days?"

"Ah! Ned," exclaimed the wife, while a sudden gush of memory brought

back the days when he was handsome and kind,--but Ned was gone, and the

slightly thawed spring froze up again.

She sat down on the cold step of a door which happened to be somewhat in

the shade, and gazed at the opposite windows. There was a light in one

of them. She knew it well. She had often watched the shadows that

crossed the blind after the gas was lighted, and once she had seen some

one carrying something which looked like a baby! It might have been a

bundle of soiled linen, or undarned socks, but it might have been Matty,

and the thought sent a thrill to the forlorn creature's heart.

On the present occasion she was highly favoured, for, soon after Ned had

left, the shadows came again on the blind, and came so near it as to be

distinctly visible. Yes, there could be no doubt now, it _was_ a baby,

and as there was only one baby in that house it followed that the baby

was _her_ baby--little Matty! Here was something to carry home with

her, and think over and dream about. But there was more in store for

her. The baby, to judge from the shadowy action of its fat limbs on the

blind, became what she called obstropolous. More than that, it yelled,

and its mother heard the yell--faintly, it is true, but sufficiently to

send a thrill of joy to her longing heart.

Then a sudden fear came over her. What if it was ill, and they were

trying to soothe it to rest! How much better _she_ could do that if she

only had the baby!

"Oh! fool that I was to part with her!" she murmured, "but no. It was

best. She would surely have bin dead by this time."

The sound of the little voice, however, had roused such a tempest of

longing in Mrs Frog's heart, that, under an irresistible impulse, she

ran across the road and rang the bell. The door was promptly opened by

Mrs Twitter's domestic.

"Is--is the baby well?" stammered Mrs Frog, scarce knowing what she

said.

"_You've_ nothink to do wi' the baby that I knows on," returned Mrs

Twitter's domestic, who was not quite so polite as her mistress.

"No, honey," said Mrs Frog in a wheedling tone, rendered almost

desperate by the sudden necessity for instant invention, "but the doctor

said I was to ask if baby had got over it, or if 'e was to send round

the--the--I forget its name--at once."

"What doctor sent you?" asked Mrs Twitter, who had come out of the

parlour on hearing the voices through the doorway, and with her came a

clear and distinct yell which Mrs Frog treasured up in her thinly clad

but warm bosom, as though it had been a strain from Paradise. "There

must surely be some mistake, my good woman, for my baby is quite well."

"Oh! thank you, thank you--yes, there must have been some mistake," said

Mrs Frog, scarce able to restrain a laugh of joy at the success of her

scheme, as she retired precipitately from the door and hurried away.

She did not go far, however, but, on hearing the door shut, turned back

and took up her position again on the door-step.

Poor Mrs Frog had been hardened and saddened by sorrow, and suffering,

and poverty, and bad treatment; nevertheless she was probably one of the

happiest women in London just then.

"_My_ baby," she said, quoting part of Mrs Twitter's remarks with a

sarcastic laugh, "no, madam, she's not _your_ baby _yet_!"

As she sat reflecting on this agreeable fact, a heavy step was heard

approaching. It was too slow for that of Ned. She knew it well--a

policeman!

There are hard-hearted policemen in the force--not many, indeed, but

nothing is perfect in this world, and there are a _few_ hard-hearted

policemen. He who approached was one of these.

"Move on," he said in a stern voice.

"Please, sir, I'm tired. On'y restin' a bit while I wait for my

'usband," pleaded Mrs Frog.

"Come, move on," repeated the unyielding constable in a tone that there

was no disputing. Indeed it was so strong that it reached the ears of

Ned Frog himself, who chanced to come round the corner at the moment and

saw the policeman, as he imagined, maltreating his wife.

Ned was a man who, while he claimed and exercised the right to treat his

own wife as he pleased, was exceedingly jealous of the interference of

others with his privileges. He advanced, therefore, at once, and

planted his practised knuckles on the policeman's forehead with such

power that the unfortunate limb of the law rolled over in one direction

and his helmet in another.

As every one knows, the police sometimes suffer severely at the hands of

roughs, and on this occasion that truth was verified, but the policeman

who had been knocked down by this prize-fighter was by no means a feeble

member of the force. Recovering from his astonishment in a moment, he

sprang up and grappled with Ned Frog in such a manner as to convince

that worthy he had "his work cut out for him." The tussle that ensued

was tremendous, and Mrs Frog retired into a doorway to enjoy it in

safety. But it was brief. Before either wrestler could claim the

victory, a brother constable came up, and Ned was secured and borne away

to a not unfamiliar cell before he could enjoy even one pipe of the

"baccy" which he had purchased.

Thus it came to pass, that when a certain comrade expected to find Ned

Frog at a certain mansion in the West-end, prepared with a set of

peculiar tools for a certain purpose, Ned was in the enjoyment of board

and lodging at Her Majesty's expense.

The comrade, however, not being aware of Ned's incarceration, and

believing, no doubt, that there was honour among thieves, was true to

his day and hour. He had been engaged down somewhere in the country on

business, and came up by express train for this particular job; hence

his ignorance as to his partner's fate.

But this burglar was not a man to be easily balked in his purpose.

"Ned must be ill, or got a haccident o' some sort," he said to a very

little but sharp boy who was to assist in the job. "Howsever, you an'

me'll go at it alone, Sniveller."

"Wery good, Bunky," replied Sniveller, "'ow is it to be? By the winder,

through the door, down the chimbly, up the spout--or wot?"

"The larder windy, my boy."

"Sorry for that," said Sniveller.

"Why?"

"'Cause it _is_ so 'ard to go past the nice things an' smell 'em all

without darin' to touch 'em till I lets you in. Couldn't you let me

'ave a feed first?"

"Unpossible," said the burglar.

"Wery good," returned the boy, with a sigh of resignation.

Now, while these two were whispering to each other in a box of an

adjoining tavern, three police-constables were making themselves at home

in the premises of Sir Richard Brandon. One of these was Number 666.

It is not quite certain, even to this day, how and where these men were

stationed, for their proceedings--though not deeds of evil--were done in

the dark, at least in darkness which was rendered visible only now and

then by bull's-eye lanterns. The only thing that was absolutely clear

to the butler, Mr Thomas Balls, was, that the mansion was given over

entirely to the triumvirate to be dealt with as they thought fit.

Of course they did not know when the burglars would come, nor the

particular point of the mansion where the assault would be delivered;

therefore Number 666 laid his plans like a wise general, posted his

troops where there was most likelihood of their being required, and kept

himself in reserve for contingencies.

About that "wee short hour" of which the poet Burns writes, a small boy

was lifted by a large man to the sill of the small window which lighted

Sir Richard Brandon's pantry. To the surprise of the small boy, he

found the window unfastened.

"They've bin an' forgot it!" he whispered.

"Git in," was the curt reply.

Sniveller got in, dropped to his extreme length from the sill, let go

his hold, and came down lightly on the floor--not so lightly, however,

but that a wooden stool placed there was overturned, and, falling

against a blue plate, broke it with a crash.

Sniveller became as one petrified, and remained so for a considerable

time, till he imagined all danger from sleepers having been awakened was

over. He also thought of thieving cats, and thanked them mentally. He

likewise became aware of the near presence of pastry. The smell was

delicious, but a sense of duty restrained him.

Number 666 smiled to himself to think how well his trap had acted, but

the smile was lost in darkness.

Meanwhile, the chief operator, Bunky, went round to the back door.

Sniveller, who had been taught the geography of the mansion from a

well-executed plan, proceeded to the same door inside. Giles could have

patted his little head as he carefully drew back the bolts and turned

the key. Another moment, and Bunky, on his stocking soles, stood within

the mansion.

Yet another moment, and Bunky was enjoying an embrace that squeezed most

of the wind out of his body, strong though he was, for Number 666 was

apt to forget his excessive power when duty constrained him to act with

promptitude.

"Now, then, show a light," said Giles, quietly.

Two bull's-eyes flashed out their rich beams at the word, and lit up a

tableau of three, in attitudes faintly resembling those of the Laocoon,

without the serpents.

"Fetch the bracelets," said Giles.

At these words the bull's-eyes converged, and Sniveller, bolting through

the open door, vanished--he was never heard of more!

Then followed two sharp _clicks_, succeeded by a sigh of relief as

Number 666 relaxed his arms.

"You needn't rouse the household unless you feel inclined, my man," said

Giles to Bunky in a low voice.

Bunky did _not_ feel inclined. He thought it better, on the whole, to

let the sleeping dogs lie, and wisely submitted to inevitable fate. He

was marched off to jail, while one of the constables remained behind to

see the house made safe, and acquaint Sir Richard of his deliverance

from the threatened danger.

Referring to this matter on the following day in the servants' hall,

Thomas Balls filled a foaming tankard of ginger-beer--for, strange to

say, he was an abstainer, though a butler--and proposed, in a highly

eulogistic speech, the health and prosperity of that admirable body of

men, the Metropolitan Police, with which toast he begged to couple the

name of Number 666!

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