In Which Hephzy and I and the Plutonia Sail Together
The week which began that Wednesday afternoon seems, as I look back to
it now, a bit of the remote past, instead of seven days of a year ago.
Its happenings, important and wonderful as they were, seem trivial and
tame compared with those which came afterward. And yet, at the time,
that week was a season of wild excitement and delightful anticipation
for Hephzibah, and of excitement not unmingled with doubts and
misgivings for me. For us both it was a busy week, to put it mildly.
Once convinced that I meant what I said and that I was not “raving
distracted,” which I think was her first diagnosis of my case, Hephzy's
practical mind began to unearth objections, first to her going at all
and, second, to going on such short notice.
“I don't think I'd better, Hosy,” she said. “You're awful good to ask me
and I know you think you mean it, but I don't believe I ought to do it,
even if I felt as if I could leave the house and everything alone. You
see, I've lived here in Bayport so long that I'm old-fashioned and funny
and countrified, I guess. You'd be ashamed of me.”
I smiled. “When I am ashamed of you, Hephzy,” I replied, “I shall be on
my way to the insane asylum, not to Europe. You are much more likely to
be ashamed of me.”
“The idea! And you the pride of this town! The only author that ever
lived in it--unless you call Joshua Snow an author, and he lived in the
poorhouse and nobody but himself was proud of HIM.”
Josh Snow was Bayport's Homer, its only native poet. He wrote the
immortal ballad of the scallop industry, which begins:
“On a fine morning at break of day,
When the ice has all gone out of the bay,
And the sun is shining nice and it is like spring,
Then all hands start to go scallop-ING.”
In order to get the fullest measure of music from this lyric gem you
should put a strong emphasis on the final “ing.” Joshua always did and
the summer people never seemed to tire of hearing him recite it. There
are eighteen more verses.
“I shall not be ashamed of you, Hephzy,” I repeated. “You know it
perfectly well. And I shall not go unless you go.”
“But I can't go, Hosy. I couldn't leave the hens and the cat. They'd
starve; you know they would.”
“Susanna will look after them. I'll leave money for their provender. And
I will pay Susanna for taking care of them. She has fallen in love with
the cat; she'll be only too glad to adopt it.”
“And I haven't got a single thing fit to wear.”
“Neither have I. We will buy complete fit-outs in Boston or New York.”
“But--”
There were innumerable “buts.” I answered them as best I could. Also
I reiterated my determination not to go unless she did. I told of
Campbell's advice and laid strong emphasis on the fact that he had said
travel was my only hope. Unless she wished me to die of despair she must
agree to travel with me.
“And you have said over and over again that your one desire was to go
abroad,” I added, as a final clincher.
“I know it. I know I have. But--but now when it comes to really
goin' I'm not so sure. Uncle Bedny Small was always declarin' in
prayer-meetin' that he wanted to die so as to get to Heaven, but when he
was taken down with influenza he made his folks call both doctors here
in town and one from Harniss. I don't know whether I want to go or not,
Hosy. I--I'm frightened, I guess.”
Jim's answer to my telegram arrived the very next day.
“Have engaged two staterooms for ship sailing Wednesday the tenth,” it
read. “Hearty congratulations on your good sense. Who is your companion?
Write particulars.”
The telegram quashed the last of Hephzy's objections. The fares had been
paid and she was certain they must be “dreadful expensive.” All that
money could not be wasted, so she accepted the inevitable and began
preparations.
I did not write the “particulars” requested. I had a feeling that
Campbell might consider my choice of a traveling companion a queer one
and, although my mind was made up and his opinion could not change it,
I thought it just as well to wait until our arrival in New York before
telling him. So I wrote a brief note stating that my friend and I would
reach New York on the morning of the tenth and that I would see him
there. Also I asked, for my part, the name of the steamer he had
selected.
His answer was as vague as mine. He congratulated me once more upon my
decision, prophesied great things as the result of what he called my
“foreign junket,” and gave some valuable advice concerning the necessary
outfit, clothes, trunks and the like. “Travel light,” he wrote. “You can
buy whatever else you may need on the other side. 'Phone as soon as you
reach New York.” But he did not tell me the name of the ship, nor for
what port she was to sail.
So Hephzy and I were obliged to turn to the newspapers for information
upon those more or less important subjects, and we speculated and
guessed not a little. The New York dailies were not obtainable in
Bayport except during the summer months and the Boston publications did
not give the New York sailings. I wrote to a friend in Boston and he
sent me the leading journals of the former city and, as soon as they
arrived, Hephzy sat down upon the sitting-room carpet--which she had
insisted upon having taken up to be packed away in moth balls--to look
at the maritime advertisements. I am quite certain it was the only time
she sat down, except at meals, that day.
I selected one of the papers and she another. We reached the same
conclusion simultaneously.
“Why, it must be--” she began.
“The Princess Eulalie,” I finished.
“It is the only one that sails on the tenth. There is one on the
eleventh, though.”
“Yes, but that one is the 'Plutonia,' one of the fastest and most
expensive liners afloat. It isn't likely that Jim had booked us for the
'Plutonia.' She would scarcely be in our--in my class.”
“Humph! I guess she isn't any too good for a famous man like you, Hosy.
But I would look funny on her, I give in. I've read about her. She's
always full of lords and ladies and millionaires and things. Just the
sort of folks you write about. She'd be just the one for you.”
I shook my head. “My lords and ladies are only paper dolls, Hephzy,” I
said, ruefully. “I should be as lost as you among the flesh and blood
variety. No, the 'Princess Eulalie' must be ours. She runs to Amsterdam,
though. Odd that Jim should send me to Holland.”
Hephzy nodded and then offered a solution.
“I don't doubt he did it on purpose,” she declared. “He knew neither you
nor I was anxious to go to England. He knows we don't think much of the
English, after our experience with that Morley brute.”
“No, he doesn't know any such thing. I've never told him a word about
Morley. And he doesn't know you're going, Hephzy. I've kept that as
a--as a surprise for him.”
“Well, never mind. I'd rather go to Amsterdam than England. It's nearer
to France.”
I was surprised. “Nearer to France?” I repeated. “What difference does
that make? We don't know anyone in France.”
Hephzibah was plainly shocked. “Why, Hosy!” she protested. “Have you
forgotten Little Frank? He is in France somewhere, or he was at last
accounts.”
“Good Lord!” I groaned. Then I got up and went out. I had forgotten
“Little Frank” and hoped that she had. If she was to flit about Europe
seeing “Little Frank” on every corner I foresaw trouble. “Little Frank”
was likely to be the bane of my existence.
We left Bayport on Monday morning. The house was cleaned and swept
and scoured and moth-proofed from top to bottom. Every door was
double-locked and every window nailed. Burglars are unknown in Bayport,
but that didn't make any difference. “You can't be too careful,” said
Hephzy. I was of the opinion that you could.
The cat had been “farmed out” with Susanna's people and Susanna herself
was to feed the hens twice a day, lock them in each night and let them
out each morning. Their keeper had a carefully prepared schedule as to
quantity and quality of food; Hephzy had prepared and furnished it.
“And don't you give 'em any fish,” ordered Hephzy. “I ate a chicken once
that had been fed on fish, and--my soul!”
There was quite an assemblage at the station to see us off. Captain
Whittaker and his wife were not there, of course; they were near
California by this time. But Mr. Partridge, the minister, was there and
so was his wife; and Asaph Tidditt and Mr. and Mrs. Bailey Bangs and
Captain Josiah Dimick and HIS wife, and several others. Oh, yes! and
Angeline Phinney. Angeline was there, of course. If anything happened in
Bayport and Angeline was not there to help it happen, then--I don't know
what then; the experiment had never been tried in my lifetime.
Everyone said pleasant things to us. They really seemed sorry to have us
leave Bayport, but for our sakes they expressed themselves as glad. It
would be such a glorious trip; we would have so much to tell when we got
back. Mr. Partridge said he should plan for me to give a little talk to
the Sunday school upon my return. It would be a wonderful thing for the
children. To my mind the most wonderful part of the idea was that he
should take my consent for granted. _I_ talk to the Sunday school! I,
the Quahaug! My knees shook even at the thought.
Keturah Bangs hoped we would have a “lovely time.” She declared that it
had been the one ambition of her life to go sight-seeing. But she should
never do it--no, no! Such things wasn't for her. If she had a husband
like some women it might be, but not as 'twas. She had long ago given up
hopin' to do anything but keep boarders, and she had to do that all by
herself.
Bailey, her husband, grinned sheepishly but, for a wonder, he did not
attempt defence. I gathered that Bailey was learning wisdom. It was
time; he had attended his wife's academy a long while.
Captain Dimick brought a bag of apples, greenings, some he had kept in
the cellar over winter. “Nice to eat on the cars,” he told us. Everyone
asked us to send postcards. Miss Phinney was especially solicitous.
“It'll be just lovely to know where you be and what you're doin,” she
declared.
When the train had started and we had waved the last good-bys from the
window Hephzibah expressed her opinion concerning Angeline's request.
“I send HER postcards!” she snapped. “I think I see myself doin' it! All
she cares about 'em is so she can run from Dan to Beersheba showin' 'em
to everybody and talkin' about how extravagant we are and wonderin' if
we borrowed the money. But there! it won't make any difference. If I
don't send 'em to her she'll read all I send to other folks. She
and Rebecca Simmons are close as two peas in a pod and Becky reads
everything that comes through her husband's post-office. All that aren't
sealed, that is--yes, and some that are, I shouldn't wonder, if they're
not sealed tight.”
Her next remark was a surprising one.
“Hosy,” she said, “how much they all think of you, don't they. Isn't it
nice to know you're so popular.”
I turned in the seat to stare at her.
“Popular!” I repeated. “Hephzy, I have a good deal of respect for your
brain, generally speaking, but there are times when I think it shows
signs of softening.”
She did not resent my candor; she paid absolutely no attention to it.
“I don't mean popular with everybody, rag, tag and bobtail and all,
like--well, Eben Salters,” she went on. “But the folks that count all
respect and like you, Hosy. I know they do.”
Mr. Salters is our leading local statesman--since the departure of the
Honorable Heman Atkins. He has filled every office in his native village
and he has served one term as representative in the State House at
Boston. He IS popular.
“It is marvelous how affection can be concealed,” I observed, with
sarcasm. Hephzy was back at me like a flash.
“Of course they don't tell you of it,” she said. “If they did you'd
probably tell 'em to their faces that they were fibbin' and not speak to
'em again. But they do like you, and I know it.”
It was useless to carry the argument further. When Hephzy begins
chanting my praises I find it easier to surrender--and change the
subject.
In Boston we shopped. It seems to me that we did nothing else. I
bought what I needed the very first day, clothes, hat, steamer coat and
traveling cap included. It did not take me long; fortunately I am of the
average height and shape and the salesmen found me easy to please. My
shopping tour was ended by three o'clock and I spent the remainder
of the afternoon at a bookseller's. There was a set of “Early English
Poets” there, nineteen little, fat, chunky volumes, not new and shiny
and grand, but middle-aged and shabby and comfortable, which appealed to
me. The price, however, was high; I had the uneasy feeling that I ought
not to afford it. Then the bookseller himself, who also was fat and
comfortably shabby, and who had beguiled from me the information that I
was about to travel, suggested that the “Poets” would make very pleasant
reading en route.
“I have found,” he said, beaming over his spectacles, “that a little
book of this kind,” patting one of the volumes, “which may be carried in
the pocket, is a rare traveling companion. When you wish his society
he is there, and when you tire of him you can shut him up. You can't do
that with all traveling companions, you know. Ha! ha!”
He chuckled over his joke and I chuckled with him. Humor of that kind is
expensive, for I bought the “English Poets” and ordered them sent to my
hotel. It was not until they were delivered, an hour later, that I
began to wonder what I should do with them. Our trunks were likely to be
crowded and I could not carry all of the nineteen volumes in my pockets.
Hephzibah, who had been shopping on her own hook, did not return until
nearly seven. She returned weary and almost empty-handed.
“But didn't you buy ANYTHING?” I asked. “Where in the world have you
been?”
She had been everywhere, so she said. This wasn't entirely true, but I
gathered that she had visited about every department store in the city.
She had found ever so many things she liked, but oh dear! they did cost
so much.
“There was one traveling coat that I did want dreadfully,” she said.
“It was a dark brown, not too dark, but just light enough so it wouldn't
show water spots. I've been out sailing enough times to know how your
things get water-spotted. It fitted me real nice; there wouldn't have to
be a thing done to it. But it cost thirty-one dollars! 'My soul!' says
I, 'I can't afford THAT!' But they didn't have anything cheaper that
wouldn't have made me look like one of those awful play-actin' girls
that came to Bayport with the Uncle Tom's Cabin show. And I tried
everywhere and nothin' pleased me so well.”
“So you didn't buy the coat?”
“BUY it? My soul Hosy, didn't I tell you it cost--”
“I know. What else did you see that you didn't buy?”
“Hey? Oh, I saw a suit, a nice lady-like suit, and I tried it on. That
fitted me, too, only the sleeves would have to be shortened. And it
would have gone SO well with that coat. But the suit cost FORTY dollars.
'Good land!' I said, 'haven't you got ANYTHING for poor folks?' And you
ought to have seen the look that girl gave me! And a hat--oh, yes, I saw
a hat! It was--”
There was a great deal more. Summed up it amounted to something like
this: All that suited her had been too high-priced and all that she
considered within her means hadn't suited her at all. So she had bought
practically nothing but a few non-essentials. And we were to leave for
New York the following night and sail for Europe the day after.
“Hephzy,” said I, “you will go shopping again to-morrow morning and I'll
go with you.”
Go we did, and we bought the coat and the hat and the suit and various
other things. With each purchase Hephzy's groans and protests at my
reckless extravagance grew louder. At last I had an inspiration.
“Hephzy,” said I, “when we meet Little Frank over there in France, or
wherever he may be, you will want him to be favorably impressed with
your appearance, won't you? These things cost money of course, but we
must think of Little Frank. He has never seen his American relatives and
so much depends on a first impression.”
Hephzy regarded me with suspicion. “Humph!” she sniffed, “that's the
first time I ever knew you to give in that there WAS a Little Frank.
All right, I sha'n't say any more, but I hope the foreign poorhouses are
more comfortable than ours, that's all. If you make me keep on this way,
I'll fetch up in one before the first month's over.”
We left for New York on the five o'clock train. Packing those “Early
English Poets” was a confounded nuisance. They had to be stuffed here,
there and everywhere amid my wearing apparel and Hephzibah prophesied
evil to come.
“Books are the worse things goin' to make creases,” she declared.
“They're all sharp edges.”
I had to carry two of the volumes in my pockets, even then, at the very
start. They might prove delightful traveling companions, as the bookman
had said, but they were most uncomfortable things to sit on.
We reached the Grand Central station on time and went to a nearby hotel.
I should have sent the heavier baggage directly to the steamer, but I
was not sure--absolutely sure--which steamer it was to be. The “Princess
Eulalie” almost certainly, but I did not dare take the risk.
Hephzy called to me from the room adjoining mine at twelve that night.
“Just think, Hosy!” she cried, “this is the last night either of us will
spend on dry land.”
“Heavens! I hope it won't be as bad as that,” I retorted. “Holland is
pretty wet, so they say, but we should be able to find some dry spots.”
She did not laugh. “You know what I mean,” she observed. “To-morrow
night at twelve o'clock we shall be far out on the vasty deep.”
“We shall be on the 'Princess Eulalie,'” I answered. “Go to sleep.”
Neither of us spoke the truth. At twelve the following night we were
neither “far out on the vasty deep” nor on the “Princess Eulalie.”
My first move after breakfast was to telephone Campbell at his city
home. He hailed me joyfully and ordered me to stay where I was, that is,
at the hotel. He would be there in an hour, he said.
He was five minutes ahead of his promise. We shook hands heartily.
“You are going to take my prescription, after all,” he crowed. “Didn't
I tell you I was the only real doctor for sick authors? Bully for you!
Wish I was going with you. Who is?”
“Come to my room and I'll show you,” said I. “You may be surprised.”
“See here! you haven't gone and dug up another fossilized bookworm like
yourself, have you? If you have, I refuse--”
“Come and see.”
We took the elevator to the fourth floor and walked to my room. I opened
the door.
“Hephzy,” said I, “here is someone you know.”
Hephzy, who had been looking out of the window of her room, hurried in.
“Well, Mr. Campbell!” she exclaimed, holding out her hand, “how do you
do? We got here all right, you see. But the way Hosy has been wastin'
money, his and mine, buyin' things we didn't need, I began to think one
spell we'd never get any further. Is it time to start for the steamer
yet?”
Jim's face was worth looking at. He shook Hephzibah's hand mechanically,
but he did not speak. Instead he looked at her and at me. I didn't speak
either; I was having a thoroughly good time.
“Had we ought to start now?” repeated Hephzibah. “I'm all ready but
puttin' on my things.”
Jim came out of his trance. He dropped the hand and came to me.
“Are you--is she--” he stammered.
“Yes,” said I. “Miss Cahoon is going with me. I wrote you I had selected
a good traveling companion. I have, haven't I?”
“He would have it so, Mr. Campbell,” put in Hephzy. “I said no and kept
on sayin' it, but he vowed and declared he wouldn't go unless I did.
I know you must think it's queer my taggin' along, but it isn't any
queerer to you than it is to me.”
Jim behaved very well, considering. He did not laugh. For a moment I
thought he was going to; if he had I don't know what I should have done,
said things for which I might have been sorry later on, probably. But he
did not laugh. He didn't even express the tremendous surprise which he
must have felt. Instead he shook hands again with both of us and said it
was fine, bully, just the thing.
“To tell the truth, Miss Cahoon,” he declared, “I have been rather
fearful of this pet infant of ours. I didn't know what sort of helpless
creature he might have coaxed into roaming loose with him in the wilds
of Europe. I expected another babe in the woods and I was contemplating
cabling the police to look out for them and shoo away the wolves. But
he'll be all right now. Yes, indeed! he'll be looked out for now.”
“Then you approve?” I asked.
He shot a side-long glance at me. “Approve!” he repeated. “I'm crazy
about the whole business.”
I judged he considered me crazy, hopelessly so. I did not care. I agreed
with him in this--the whole business was insane and Hephzibah's going
was the only sensible thing about it, so far.
His next question was concerning our baggage. I told him I had left it
at the railway station because I was not sure where it should be sent.
“What time does the 'Princess Eulalie' sail?” I asked.
He looked at me oddly. “What?” he queried. “The 'Princess Eulalie'?
Twelve o'clock, I believe, I'm not sure.”
“You're not sure! And it is after nine now. It strikes me that--”
“Never mind what strikes you. So long as it isn't lightning you
shouldn't complain. Have you the baggage checks? Give them to me.”
I handed him the checks, obediently, and he stepped to the telephone
and gave a number. A short conversation followed. Then he hung up the
receiver.
“One of the men from the office will be here soon,” he said. “He will
attend to all your baggage, get it aboard the ship and see that it is
put in your staterooms. Now, then, tell me all about it. What have you
been doing since I saw you? When did you arrive? How did you happen to
think of taking--er--Miss Cahoon with you? Tell me the whole.”
I told him. Hephzy assisted, sitting on the edge of a rocking chair
and asking me what time it was at intervals of ten minutes. She was
decidedly fidgety. When she went to Boston she usually reached the
station half an hour before train time, and to sit calmly in a hotel
room, when the ship that was to take us to the ends of the earth was to
sail in two hours, was a reckless gamble with Fate, to her mind.
The man from the office came and the baggage checks were turned over to
him. So also were our bags and our umbrellas. Campbell stepped into
the hall and the pair held a whispered conversation. Hephzy seized the
opportunity to express to me her perturbation.
“My soul, Hosy!” she whispered. “Mr. Campbell's out of his head, ain't
he? Here we are a sittin' and sittin' and time's goin' by. We'll be too
late. Can't you make him hurry?”
I was almost as nervous as she was, but I would not have let our
guardian know it for the world. If we lost a dozen steamers I shouldn't
call his attention to the fact. I might be a “Babe in the Wood,” but he
should not have the satisfaction of hearing me whimper.
He came back to the room a moment later and began asking more questions.
Our answers, particularly Hephzy's, seemed to please him a great deal.
At some of them he laughed uproariously. At last he looked at his watch.
“Almost eleven,” he observed. “I must be getting around to the office.
Miss Cahoon will you excuse Kent and me for an hour or so? I have his
letters of credit and the tickets in our safe and he had better come
around with me and get them. If you have any last bits of shopping to
do, now is your opportunity. Or you might wait here if you prefer. We
will be back at half-past twelve and lunch together.”
I started. Hephzy sprang from the chair.
“Half-past twelve!” I cried.
“Lunch together!” gasped Hephzy. “Why, Mr. Campbell! the 'Princess
Eulalie' sails at noon. You said so yourself!”
Jim smiled. “I know I did,” he replied, “but that is immaterial. You are
not concerned with the 'Princess Eulalie.' Your passages are booked
on the 'Plutonia' and she doesn't leave her dock until one o'clock
to-morrow morning. We will meet here for lunch at twelve-thirty. Come,
Kent.”
I didn't attempt an answer. I am not exactly sure what I did. A few
minutes later I walked out of that room with Campbell and I have a hazy
recollection of leaving Hephzy seated in the rocker and of hearing her
voice, as the door closed, repeating over and over:
“The 'Plutonia'! My soul and body! The 'Plutonia'! Me--ME on the
'Plutonia'!”
What I said and did afterwards doesn't make much difference. I know I
called my publisher a number of disrespectful names not one of which he
deserved.
“Confound you!” I cried. “You know I wouldn't have dreamed of taking a
passage on a ship like that. She's a floating Waldorf, everyone says so.
Dress and swagger society and--Oh, you idiot! I wanted quiet! I wanted
to be alone! I wanted--”
Jim interrupted me.
“I know you did,” he said. “But you're not going to have them. You've
been alone too much. You need a change. If I know the 'Plutonia'--and
I've crossed on her four times--you're going to have it.”
He burst into a roar of laughter. We were in a cab, fortunately, or his
behavior would have attracted attention. I could have choked him.
“You imbecile!” I cried. “I have a good mind to throw the whole thing up
and go home to Bayport. By George, I will!”
He continued to chuckle.
“I see you doing it!” he observed. “How about your--what's her
name?--Hephzibah? Going to tell her that it's all off, are you? Going
to tell her that you will forfeit your passage money and hers? Why, man,
haven't you a heart? If she was booked for Paradise instead of Paris
she couldn't be any happier. Don't be foolish! Your trunks are on the
'Plutonia' and on the 'Plutonia' you'll be to-night. It's the best thing
that can happen to you. I did it on purpose. You'll thank me come day.”
I didn't thank him then.
We returned to the hotel at twelve-thirty, my pocket-book loaded with
tickets and letters of credit and unfamiliar white paper notes bearing
the name of the Bank of England. Hephzibah was still in the rocking
chair. I am sure she had not left it.
We lunched in the hotel dining-room. Campbell ordered the luncheon and
paid for it while Hephzibah exclaimed at his extravagance. She was
too excited to eat much and too worried concerning the extent of her
wardrobe to talk of less important matters.
“Oh dear, Hosy!” she wailed, “WHY didn't I buy another best dress. DO
you suppose my black one will be good enough? All those lords and
ladies and millionaires on the 'Plutonia'! Won't they think I'm dreadful
poverty-stricken. I saw a dress I wanted awfully--in one of those Boston
stores it was; but I didn't buy it because it was so dear. And I didn't
tell you I wanted it because I knew if I did you'd buy it. You're so
reckless with money. But now I wish I'd bought it myself. What WILL all
those rich people think of me?”
“About what they think of me, Hephzy, I imagine,” I answered, ruefully.
“Jim here has put up a joke on us. He is the only one who is getting any
fun out of it.”
Jim, for a wonder, was serious. “Miss Cahoon,” he declared, earnestly,
“don't worry. I'm sure the black silk is all right; but if it wasn't
it wouldn't make any difference. On the 'Plutonia' nobody notices other
people's clothes. Most of them are too busy noticing their own. If Kent
has his evening togs and you have the black silk you'll pass muster.
You'll have a gorgeous time. I only wish I was going with you.”
He repeated the wish several times during the afternoon. He insisted on
taking us to a matinee and Hephzy's comments on the performance seemed
to amuse him hugely. It had been eleven years, so she said, since she
went to the theater.
“Unless you count 'Uncle Tom' or 'Ten Nights in a Barroom,' or some
of those other plays that come to Bayport,” she added. “I suppose I'm
making a perfect fool of myself laughin' and cryin' over what's nothin'
but make-believe, but I can't help it. Isn't it splendid, Hosy! I wonder
what Father would say if he could know that his daughter was really
travelin'--just goin' to Europe! He used to worry a good deal, in his
last years, about me. Seemed to feel that he hadn't taken me around and
done as much for me as he ought to in the days when he could. 'Twas just
nonsense, his feelin' that way, and I told him so. But I wonder if he
knows now how happy I am. I hope he does. My goodness! I can't realize
it myself. Oh, there goes the curtain up again! Oh, ain't that pretty! I
AM actin' ridiculous, I know, Mr. Campbell,' but you mustn't mind. Laugh
at me all you want to; I sha'n't care a bit.”
Jim didn't laugh--then. Neither did I. He and I looked at each other
and I think the same thought was in both our minds. Good, kind,
whole-souled, self-sacrificing Hephzibah! The last misgiving, the last
doubt as to the wisdom of my choice of a traveling companion vanished
from my thoughts. For the first time I was actually glad I was going,
glad because of the happiness it would mean to her.
When we came out of the theater Campbell reached down in the crowd to
shake my hand.
“Congratulations, old man,” he whispered; “you did exactly the right
thing. You surprised me, I admit, but you were dead right. She's a
brick. But don't I wish I was going along! Oh my! oh my! to think of you
two wandering about Europe together! If only I might be there to see and
hear! Kent, keep a diary; for my sake, promise me you'll keep a diary.
Put down everything she says and read it to me when you get home.”
He left us soon afterward. He had given up the entire day to me and
would, I know, have cheerfully given the evening as well, but I would
not hear of it. A messenger from the office had brought him word of the
presence in New York of a distinguished scientist who was preparing a
manuscript for publication and the scientist had requested an interview
that night. Campbell was very anxious to obtain that manuscript and I
knew it. Therefore I insisted that he leave us. He was loathe to do so.
“I hate to, Kent,” he declared. “I had set my heart on seeing you on
board and seeing you safely started. But I do want to nail Scheinfeldt,
I must admit. The book is one that he has been at work on for years and
two other publishing houses are as anxious as ours to get it. To-night
is my chance, and to-morrow may be too late.”
“Then you must not miss the chance. You must go, and go now.”
“I don't like to. Sure you've got everything you need? Your tickets and
your letters of credit and all? Sure you have money enough to carry you
across comfortably?”
“Yes, and more than enough, even on the 'Plutonia.'”
“Well, all right, then. When you reach London go to our English
branch--you have the address, Camford Street, just off the Strand--and
whatever help you may need they'll give you. I've cabled them
instructions. Think you can get down to the ship all right?”
I laughed. “I think it fairly possible,” I said. “If I lose my way, or
Hephzy is kidnapped, I'll speak to the police or telephone you.”
“The latter would be safer and much less expensive. Well, good-by,
Kent. Remember now, you're going for a good time and you're to forget
literature. Write often and keep in touch with me. Good-by, Miss Cahoon.
Take care of this--er--clam of ours, won't you. Don't let anyone eat him
on the half-shell, or anything like that.”
Hephzy smiled. “They'd have to eat me first,” she said, “and I'm pretty
old and tough. I'll look after him, Mr. Campbell, don't you worry.”
“I don't. Good luck to you both--and good-by.”
A final handshake and he was gone. Hephzy looked after him.
“There!” she exclaimed; “I really begin to believe I'm goin'. Somehow
I feel as if the last rope had been cast off. We've got to depend on
ourselves now, Hosy, dear. Mercy! how silly I am talkin'. A body would
think I was homesick before I started.”
I did not answer, for I WAS homesick. We dined together at the hotel.
There remained three long hours before it would be time for us to take
the cab for the 'Plutonia's' wharf. I suggested another theater, but
Hephzy, to my surprise, declined the invitation.
“If you don't mind, Hosy,” she said, “I guess I'd rather stay right here
in the room. I--I feel sort of solemn and as if I wanted to sit still
and think. Perhaps it's just as well. After waitin' eleven years to go
to one theater, maybe two in the same day would be more than I could
stand.”
So we sat together in the room at the hotel--sat and thought. The
minutes dragged by. Outside beneath the windows, New York blazed and
roared. I looked down at the hurrying little black manikins on the
sidewalks, each, apparently, bound somewhere on business or pleasure of
its own, and I wondered vaguely what that business or pleasure might
be and why they hurried so. There were many single ones, of course,
and occasionally groups of three or four, but couples were the most
numerous. Husbands and wives, lovers and sweethearts, each with his or
her life and interests bound up in the life and interests of the other.
I envied them. Mine had been a solitary life, an unusual, abnormal kind
of life. No one had shared its interests and ambitions with me, no one
had spurred me on to higher endeavor, had loved with me and suffered
with me, helping me through the shadows and laughing with me in the
sunshine. No one, since Mother's death, except Hephzy and Hephzy's love
and care and sacrifice, fine as they were, were different. I had missed
something, I had missed a great deal, and now it was too late. Youth and
high endeavor and ambition had gone by; I had left them behind. I was
a solitary, queer, self-centered old bachelor, a “quahaug,” as my
fellow-Bayporters called me. And to ship a quahaug around the world is
not likely to do the creature a great deal of good. If he lives through
it he is likely to be shipped home again tougher and drier and more
useless to the rest of creation than ever.
Hephzibah, too, had evidently been thinking, for she interrupted my
dismal meditations with a long sigh. I started and turned toward her.
“What's the matter?” I asked.
“Oh, nothin',” was the solemn answer. “I was wonderin', that's all. Just
wonderin' if he would talk English. It would be a terrible thing if
he could speak nothin' but French or a foreign language and I couldn't
understand him. But Ardelia was American and that brute of a Morley
spoke plain enough, so I suppose--”
I judged it high time to interrupt.
“Come, Hephzy,” said I. “It is half-past ten. We may as well start at
once.”
Broadway, seen through the cab windows, was bright enough, a blaze of
flashing signs and illuminated shop windows. But --th street, at the
foot of which the wharves of the Trans-Atlantic Steamship Company were
located, was black and dismal. It was by no means deserted, however.
Before and behind and beside us were other cabs and automobiles bound in
the same direction. Hephzy peered out at them in amazement.
“Mercy on us, Hosy!” she exclaimed. “I never saw such a procession of
carriages. They're as far ahead and as far back of us as you can see. It
is like the biggest funeral that ever was, except that they don't crawl
along the way a funeral does. I'm glad of that, anyhow. I wish I didn't
FEEL so much as if I was goin' to be buried. I don't know why I do. I
hope it isn't a presentiment.”
If it was she forgot it a few minutes later. The cab stopped before a
mammoth doorway in a long, low building and a person in uniform opened
the door. The wide street was crowded with vehicles and from them were
descending people attired as if for a party rather than an ocean voyage.
I helped Hephzy to alight and, while I was paying the cab driver, she
looked about her.
“Hosy! Hosy!” she whispered, seizing my arm tight, “we've made a
mistake. This isn't the steamboat; this is--is a weddin' or somethin'.
Look! look!”
I looked, looked at the silk hats, the opera cloaks, the jewels and
those who wore them. For a moment I, too, was certain there must be a
mistake. Then I looked upward and saw above the big doorway the flashing
electric sign of the “Trans-Atlantic Navigation Company.”
“No, Hephzy,” said I; “I guess it is the right place. Come.”
I gave her my arm--that is, she continued to clutch it with both
hands--and we moved forward with the crowd, through the doorway, past
a long, moving inclined plane up which bags, valises, bundles of golf
sticks and all sorts of lighter baggage were gliding, and faced another
and smaller door.
“Lift this way! This way to the lift!” bawled a voice.
“What's a lift?” whispered Hephzy, tremulously, “Hosy, what's a lift?”
“An elevator,” I whispered in reply.
“But we can't go on board a steamboat in an elevator, can we? I never
heard--”
I don't know what she never heard. The sentence was not finished. Into
the lift we went. On either side of us were men in evening dress and
directly in front was a large woman, hatless and opera-cloaked, with
diamonds in her ears and a rustle of silk at every point of her persons.
The car reeked with perfume.
The large woman wriggled uneasily.
“George,” she said, in a loud whisper, “why do they crowd these lifts
in this disgusting way? And WHY,” with another wriggle, “do they permit
PERSONS with packages to use them?”
As we emerged from the elevator Hephzy whispered again.
“She meant us, Hosy,” she said. “I've got three of those books of yours
in this bundle under my arm. I COULDN'T squeeze 'em into either of the
valises. But she needn't have been so disagreeable about it, need she.”
Still following the crowd, we passed through more wide doorways and into
a huge loft where, through mammoth openings at our left, the cool air
from the river blew upon our faces. Beyond these openings loomed an
enormous something with rows of railed walks leading up its sides.
Hephzibah and I, moving in a sort of bewildered dream, found ourselves
ascending one of these walks. At its end was another doorway and,
beyond, a great room, with more elevators and a mosaic floor, and
mahogany and gilt and gorgeousness, and silk and broadcloth and satin.
Hephzy gasped and stopped short.
“It IS a mistake, Hosy!” she cried. “Where is the steamer?”
I smiled. I felt almost as “green” and bewildered as she, but I tried
not to show my feelings.
“It is all right, Hephzy,” I answered. “This is the steamer. I know it
doesn't look like one, but it is. This is the 'Plutonia' and we are on
board at last.”
Two hours later we leaned together over the rail and watched the lights
of New York grow fainter behind us.
Hephzibah drew a deep breath.
“It is so,” she said. “It is really so. We ARE, aren't we, Hosy.”
“We are,” said I. “There is no doubt of it.”
“I wonder what will happen to us before we see those lights again.”
“I wonder.”
“Do you think HE--Do you think Little Frank--”
“Hephzy,” I interrupted, “if we are going to bed at all before morning,
we had better start now.”
“All right, Hosy. But you mustn't say 'go to bed.' Say 'turn in.'
Everyone calls going to bed 'turning in' aboard a vessel.”